Hey guys :)

I'm Phil (and in case your wondering, I'm NOT a boy...). I have waaay too many people asking "Isn't Phil a boys name?". It starts to really annoy me, cause it's just a nickname :p

Anyway, I'll stop ranting xD

I'm 15, English, and love many things such as Boosh, IT Crowd, Twilight, Asylum, Music, Laughing, Raving... Safe to say Boosh live was some of the funniest hours of my life, and i may have spent a TAD too much on merchandise...cough...sixty five quid...cough :p

But wasn't it worth it?! Everyone needs a Vince top!

Sunflash is from da foooochhhaaa!--Jazz on my Face--Frisbee Clock--Planet called Camden--Love Song=I did a shit on your mum--Plageristic Yellow Wanker (aka the honey monster)

100 percent hilarious :p

Another thing i found hilarious was the twilight movie. It was awesome, and i loved it...but i found it really funny. Might be just an English sense of humor, but things like Edward glaring at Billy when the cars drove past each other made me start cracking up. Wasn't just me though, in my defense, everyone in the cinema was the same :p

I've written two twilight fics, one of which is finished, the other one i desperately need to... Apologies if some bits sound weird, all down to where I live (that goes for spellings as well..eg humour/humor colour/color.) Confuses me no end xD

Hope you enjoy my fics, happy reading xD