--My fav movie! :3

Name: FilipinaChick57. Was GirlyGirl29 'cause I was smart enough to ask my sister for a name. Then FilipinaChick29...I think I'll change it again soon...
Real Name: What's YOUR real name? ._.
Nationality: Filipina (wow, really?)! I'm from the Philippines!...In Asia?...Beautiful string of islands south of Japan? ...Ugh- Here's a map if you still don't know :P... Map
Languages: I UNDERSTAND: English, Tagalog, Japanese, and French. I SPEAK: English, Tagalog, and Japanese. I can READ: English and Tagalog. I WRITE: English.

FanFiction:
(Writing) You know what I write for: just scroll down. Takes me a while to update each time... My planning comes to me rather slow, and ideas come to me once in a LONG time. You should expect my updates 2-4 weeks apart. That is, with nothing else going on at the same time...

(Reading) I'll read just about anything that catches my interest, though I have an annoyingly short attention span, so I tend to...er...procrastinate when I read...unless it's SUPER interesting and I can't stop ;). But obvious, poorly-written stuff does. I look for stories with a good plot, well-written...and just naturally catch my attention.

(Reviews) I do not flame people. I will offer "constructive criticism", to help those who need it. But I wouldn't say anything offensive :). Unless you bash my opinions. But...I still wouldn't get offensive (tch, unless you ask for it XD). Most of the time I give out rather longer reviews...dunno, it just feels a bit empty-minded when I say only a few words.

My FaVoRiTe NaRuTo PaIrInGs:

In order:
-SasuSaku Sasuke/Sakura Bash it and you'll answer to ME! -evil laughter-
-NaruHina Naruto/Hinata I think her crush on him is ADORABLE!
-NejiTen Neji/Tenten He just needs to be smacked upside the head to realize "it was his destiny" XD
-ShikaIno Shikamaru/Ino I prefer if over Temari with Shikamaru. They're on the same team too, right?
-SuiKa Suigetsu/Karin Heh, I dunno, really. Recently came to me...
Triangles...as long as the pairings above prevail!
-ItaSasuSaku Itachi/Sakura/Sasuke Um...yeah.
-NaruSasuSaku I'm sorry, Sasuke. -shame-
-KibaNaruHina Naruto/Hinata/Kiba I like both pairings, so I stuck them in a triangle...
-SaiShikaIno Shikamaru/Ino/Sai I've read some stories that took my interest
-InoShikaTema Ino/Shikamaru/Temari same with SaiShikaIno
-LeeNejiTen Neji/Tenten/Lee Neji jealous...? Of Lee?! -snickers- HAHA!
-JiOroTsu Orochimaru/Tsunade/Jiraiya Couldn't stick to one?

Pairings that rather bother me...don't hate them, but...
-Anything besides SasuSaku kills me (no offense to others).
-Incest Ex: Sasuke/Itachi or Neji/Hinata
-Yaoi, Ex: Naruto/Sasuke
-Yuri, Ex: Sakura/Ino
-Large age differences, Ex: Kakashi/Sakura
-I SUPPORT COUPLES THAT ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE.
Feel free to PM me and ask if you must know why. I'm always here...

~RANDOM QUOTE OF THE MONTH!~

"Y'all are not supposed to be here."

"Yeah, neither is he, but his daddy's condom broke."

-Some movie, I don't remember the title :P

~RANDOM QUOTE OF THE MONTH!~

Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee. (I love Lee, but that did make some sense xD)

Put that in your profile if you despise Karin as well!

DeviantART: http://filipinachick57.deviantart.com/ :D

Rarely use FFNet account anymore. Catch me on dA!

~A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing!

~If you die, I'll kill you!

~I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

~Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.

~I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.

~Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge.

~Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

~My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

~Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

~I have the answer in my head. I just haven’t found it yet.

~You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

~Please tell your pants it's not polite to point...

~I used to love story time too!...Then I turned five.

~Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

~Rock, paper, CHUCK NORRIS. I win.

~I wich my grass was emo- so it would cut itself. (no offense to anyone)

~We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

~Shut up. I didn't miss the target: I was aiming for your face.

~I'm gonna survive even if it kills me.

~The silent ones are always the deadliest. (Oh noes, Hinata's gonna kill us!)

~He who laughs last thinks slowest, but he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

~Boys are like slinkies...basically useless, but is so amuzing to watch them fall down the stairs.

~Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the heck happened to you?

~Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

~Do you remember when Pluto was a planet? Yeah, those were the days. But it's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.

~I suffer from C.R.S. Can't Remember Shit.

~I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

~Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, while others will leave a stain.

~Never judge a book by it's movie.

~Parents spend the first twelve months of their children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

~People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege. (heh, Naruto. Kidding!!)

~Free advice is worth what you paid for it.

~No problem is so big and complicated that it can't be ran away from. (coughcoughJINKAZAMAcough)

~There are only THREE kinds of people; people who can count and people who can't.

~No Jesus, no peace; know Jesus know peace.

~Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.

~Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

~A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

~If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

~Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

~MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

~If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

~Why is the THIRD hand on a watch called the SECOND hand?

~Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

~Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

~Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are dead?

~I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as me.

~They say, "Roses are red, violets are blue...". I thought violets were...violet.

~When life gives you lemons, sqeeze every little bit in your enemy's eyes and run like hell.

~I'm not drunk! Just severly intoxiated!

~Chocolates are a girl's best friend; 'cause diamonds taste funny...

~Friends are like potato chips. If you eat them, they die.

~Heh, I'm looking forward to regretting this.

~When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: do not have sex with the authorities.

~Is racking a guy considered sexual assault?

~I have a gun and it's 'that time of month' again...you were saying?

~You know you're addicted to video games when you threaten your PS3 after losing a few times.

~It's not you, it's me...no wait...yeah, it's you.

~There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it gets weird.

~"You should probably know I'm breaking the rules right now. Well, not technically, since he said I was never to walk through his door again, and I came in the window... But, still, the intent was clear."- Edward Cullen Twilight Series

~Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" And then it hits me!

~They say "Guns don't kill people, people do." Well, I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG! I don't think you'd kill too many people.

~I'm not late. Everyone else is just early.

~Things that could piss you off:
-People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
-When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What good is a damn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
-When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
-When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9 dollars to come to the theatre and stare at the friggin' ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
-People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
-When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
-When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you freaking pulled me over.
-When people say "Life is short." What the heck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever freakin' does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
-When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on damn piece of paper!
-When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here smartass.
-When you ask someone "What's up?" and they say "The ceiling/sky"...wtc?

NEWS!!...And stuff!

(6/17/09) AAAHHHH, I haven't been here in a while. A few stories I've alerted for here and there, a review out of nowhere, but I know I haven't been updating :/...First off, my laptop has grown to hate me recently- freezing whenever I try to do SOMETHING (review, read something etc). Second, it's summer! Which means more out of town vacations and getting dragged off to play sports twice every day (yesh, I am very athletic :D). THEN! I've been more into drawing (deviantArt) rather than writting lately too. And um...more procrastination. Ha, I have a bunch of half-written documents I need to clean out, so expect some update weeks (coughcoughMONTHScough) from now...THANKS!

(7/7/09) Yay, I uploaded something! That's HUGE considering I don't have enough time to do anything fanfiction-related... :P Anyways, enjoy. AND REVIEW!! :) Summer MMA (mixed martial arts) camps are coming up, and I think I have another tournament at the end of this month.

(7/20/09) "Facebook Addictions" probably on hold. Not sure if I will continue from there :P Maybe, maybe not...just overall haven't been on here lately- but I've been addicted to dA (DeviantART) lately! You can find me with the same name :)

(8/17/09) OH EM GEE, school's starting again!! NUUUUUU!! That means less updates than usual (usual meaning...every other month...? haha). Even on dA :P Updated yesterday, but it's probably nothing that catches your interest slapp'd. It was a dare/request, and she's done soo much for meh! XD DX

~FilipinaChick57~
"Proud to be Pinoy"