Greetings and welcome to my profile. While I am on this site, I expect you to treat me the same as I treat you: please do not flame any of my stories, but instead offer constructive critisism; if you do that, I will listen to you and try to learn what you are willing to teach me. If you flame me, I will simply delete it and block you from my page. I am also going to make clear here and now that while I may not enjoy all the pairings the rest of you do, the ones I do like are ones I tend to write about. Please, if you do not like what I am writing about, do not read it. I will not tolerate any reviews made out of ignorance.

Below you will find the EDITS. Basically, should anything come up in my life or otherwise that prevents me from updating or doing a request, it will be posted below. This is another good place to look if you do not know whether or not something is on hiatus. If one of the stories you like is on hold, please, do not get angry and leave me a little note saying how angry you are. Search the site for some more stories of the same pairing, or write some up yourself if you are that bored, but do not take it out on me. I have my own life to live.

Below the edits are the story ideas I have. These will be posted if and when I feel like it. If there is a particular story you like, and want posted, leave me a note requesting it, and I'll get around to it. Or, if you want a story that is not below, written up for a birthday, or something like that, you can also leave me a note, stating the pairing and the plot. I'll write it up as soon as I can, and write you a note back telling you when its up.

After that is just a very short list of friend quotes. XD These made me LOL so hard.

This is me, and these are my basic rules of conduct. Please follow them when reviewing; you do not have to memorize them, as they are not hard to keep in mind.

1. Do not insult my writings by saying something like, "You're the worst writer ever!" I take offense of such things, and the authorities of this site will be noted and you will be blocked from my page.

2. Do not come to my page just to say you do not like gays. Most of what I write is pairings, you should know that, and if you cannot accept that, kindly do not read what I have written.

3. Do not bash my pairings: everybody has their own preference. Mine wavers with time.

4. Should you find something you like in my page, please review when you favorite. It gives me an idea whether you liked it or not.

5. Please enjoy my page, and let me know if I made any spelling or grammical errors at all. I shall try to fix them.

Thank you!

~Fallen

Edit: Thursday July 1, 11:21

ATTENTION: The Fallen King and The Devil's Cry is on HIATUS. I will update as soon as I have ideas.

Edit: Wednesday July 8, 10:07

To those of you that want to request something of me, I ask that you please hold off until the month is over, as I am currently balancing requests both here and at Fictionpress, which I need to complete immediatly. Until such a time when "Let It Happen" and "School of Shibuya" is complete, hold on to your requests, keep them in a safe place away from the evil closet monkey. Once the stories are done, you may request again. Please and thank you!

Edit: Saturday July 11, 9:15

To all of you who read my stories, I am updating as fast as I can. I am updating the following stories: The Fallen King, which will be finished with one final chapter, however I am unsure about how I am going to close it. The Devil's Cry has a few more chapters as well. Again, the ending is unsure. I'm considering having someone die, possibly Kyrie. Let me know your thoughts on this. Let It Happen is NOT on hiatus, but I am at a bit of a standstill. I've got two seperate ideas, I must make a choice before continuing. And finally, School Of Shibuya is in full swing, and I will update more. There are only about ten chapters to this short tale, unless I decide to make it longer. These four stories will be taking priority over everything else in the next few days, until I either complete them, or get bored and put them on hiatus once more. However, my inspiration his drying up - I may have to update on Fictionpress before I can go any further. Once I get rid of all my plot bunnies, I'll return and update some more.

I have dropped "Let It Happen" due to the similar things between my story and another author's. For those of you that liked it, I am sorry.

The requests are now up again.

Edit: Tuesday August 4, 5:10

Since school will be here soon, I plan to finish as many of my stories as possible. The Devil's Cry is still on hiatus for lack of ideas, School Of Shibuya is in the same manner, as is A Not So Great Rescue. All my stories are on hiatus due to lack of ideas, ok? So for those of you that keep asking me to update, could you please tone it down, just a little? Like I said before, my interest changes. All Kuroshitsuji fics will now be written and updated. Meaning, Before The Dawn is now underway! .

Edit: Wednesday August 19, 7:17

School is back in session, meaning I'll have less time to write up Before The Dawn. I have a small idea for The Devil's Cry, but I'm not sure if its going anywhere. I would prefer to upload all chapters at once, rather than just write one and leave it on hiatus again, so it will be a while longer before it goes anywhere. Bear with me. School of Shibuya and A Not So Great Escape are also still on hold. Once I get into the swing of things at school, I'll start writing again. But until then, I'm sorry but everythings on hiatus.

Story Ideas

07 Ghost

"I'll Be Watching You" - Teito falls into the grips of illness during his stay at the Church, and in order to save his master, Michael puts both of them into a temporary coma until Labrador and Castor can give the remedy. In the meantime, Frau is charged with watching over the boy's body. However, Frau plans to do more that just 'watch' Teito's body... Frau/Teito.

"Something's Happening To Me" - Something's up with Teito. He's becoming more aggrivated with Frau almost constantly, and doesn't want the older man anywhere near him. Unable to understand anything, he decides to take a late night walk around the block to see if he can cool down, and that's when the trouble starts. Frau/Teito in later chapters.

"Run Away" - AU. A kid on the run from his parents and the social services that are trying to track him down, Teito Klein. In order to stop himself from being tracked down and brought back to the old home they put him in, Teito makes a break for freedom, but finds himself in the open confines of an old school instead. There, he is enrolled and forced to go to class. However, the teachers aren't what they appear, and neither are the students for that matter!

Devil May Cry

"Fare Thee Well, My Broken Partner" - A possible sequel/continuation of "The Devil's Cry". It was supposed to be a happy ending - Kyrie was saved, and Nero and Dante could finally be together. Hell, the only thing they were missing was a marriage between Lady and Vergil and it would have been perfect - but it wasn't meant to be. None of it was. It was all a lie. Now, with Kyrie missing, Dante dead, Vergil asleep and Nero locked away in the Seventh Layer of Hell, everything is falling apart. Nero looks back upon the days when life was simple, and wonders what went wrong that fateful day when Dante swore to stay with him eternally. Was it all a lie? Dante/Nero, Vergil/Lady, very slight Credo/Nero. Happy ending.

Folklore

"Until The Moment I'm Gone" - Theirs was an odd mixture of friendship and romance; love and protective instincts. Keats is more than willing to become more than just a Guardian to Ellen, but Ellen is unsure. It isn't until she gets seperated from Keats during a boss fight that Ellen realizes what it is that Keats is offering her. Keats/Ellen.

Junjou Romantica

"Bargained Freedom" - AU. Misaki is a guardian angel of the purest kind who is just about to earn his wings and be allowed to visit Earth. However, something goes horribly wrong, and he finds himself stranded on earth in a human body. When a mysterious stranger known as Usagi saves him from a horrible fate and even offers him a place to stay, Misaki thinks he's safe. But what he doesn't know is that Usagi is actually a demon from the very bowels of hell with the intent of holding Misaki hostage in order to gain safe passage back to the underworld. But in the mix of revenge and confusion, love is inserted somewhere. And that's when the trouble starts. Usagi/Misaki.

"A Christmas Like No Other" - Misaki wants a normal Christmas for once; normal tree, normal home-cooked meals, normal hot chocolate during a happy time. Instead, the electricity goes out, Misaki is left at home without Usagi and without heat, not to mention without a way to respond to Usagi's phone calls, which will certainly make him think that something is wrong. Can Misaki survive the cold temperature as well as being apart from the one he loves most long enough to have a decent Christmas? Or will everything blow up in his face?

Kuroshitsuji

"Of Lullabies and Tea" - A day outside leaves Ciel with nothing to do but drink tea. It also leaves him with a chance to listen to Sebastian's singing. Ciel/Sebastian.

"Already Over" - Ciel honestly never expected to wake up floating in a river in a coffin full of white roses. But then again, he never expected to wake up at all. When Ciel lands himself in front of the Underworld Jury, and is nearly sent to Hell for all that he has done, he's shocked when someone saves him - that very person being Sebastian himself! Confused and very upset, Ciel can only follow as Sebastian leads Ciel to his new "home" in the Bowels of Hell, and it is there Sebastian explains himself. Ciel is now Sebastian's servant, forced to follow him and serve him, just as Sebastian served Ciel, for all eternity. But can soft Ciel pull off the jobs Sebastian has in store for him? Sebastian/Ciel in later chapters.

"Lead Me Into The Crimson Dawn" - AU. A child, abandoned by his parents in the middle of the night, is raised by the shadows. He grows up knowing only solitude away from the other children. His name is Ciel Phantomhive. When he is sent to a new school, and forced to get an education, he becomes an easy target for the bullies the thugs that thrive in the town. And yet each and every time, they vanish mysteriously, and the next day, their names are written on the school walls in blood, along with a message to Ciel. Who is this stranger who is protecting Ciel? And why does he refer to Ciel as "Young Master?"

Kyo Kara Maoh

"Love Potion Forbidden! Trouble In the Demon Kingdom!" - When one of Anissina's potions goes horribly awry, Yuri ends up the hapless victim of the effects! His personality changes from a shy romantic to a very passionate lover - and very unfortunatly Wolfram is looking for some alone time with his "betrothed". A stroll in the garden may turn into something much more unless Anissina, Gwendel, Conrad, and Gunter track the pair down! Can they stop the desire of His Majesty before it gets out of hand? Yuri/Wolfram.

"Princess and the Maoh" - AU. Wolfram is the prettiest boy in the village, and as such is thought to be a girl. With a crazy inventor for a cousin, and two older brothers that watch over him constantly, things are good for Wolfram. However, during the day of the science fair, his cousin is taken captive inside an ancient castle by a terrible cold-hearted creature known as the Maoh. It's up to Wolfram to save Anissina from the Maoh, but what will the cost be in order to rescue her? Maoh!YuurixWolfram, YuurixWolfram. Can be seen as a different version of "Beauty and the Beast."

"My Level Of Devotion For You" - It all started with a strange feeling. Yuuri dreamed of open fields, of dark forests, places where something was waiting for him. Next came the arrival of a strange curse - a curse from a higher power. To make Yuuri understand just how much Wolfram loves him, as well as understand his own feelings for the blond, it turns him into a black war stallion and sends him to be Wolfram's replacement horse when his old one is hurt. And it is here, carrying Wolfram upon his back and fighting beside him that he begins to see what he was previously so blind to. WolframxYuuri later on.

Shounen Onmyouji

"Strike Me Down" - AU. Masahiro was your normal boy. Well, semi-normal. His grandfather runs an old shrine where supposedly their ancestors laid their spirits, and purifies demons from people. Masahiro studies under his watchful eye, striving to be the best so he can take over his grandfather's place. Then one day, Masahiro goes to the shrine by himself and accidently triggers the reawakening of the Fire Spirit, Touda, who was said to be locked up for kidnapping the grandson of one of the greatest onmyouji in the era. Touda believes Masahiro is that grandson, and will do anything to make sure he stays by his side - even if that means getting rid of everyone else in the process. Guren/Masahiro fluff in later chapters.

"One Breath, One Touch" - AU. Masahiro is the youngest vampire hunter to ever be trained. His grandfather, a famous hunter, spent his early years training him to hate vampires of all kind, and to kill first, ask later. However, when a new vampire known as Touda enters the picture, Masahiro suddenly finds himself up against a wall with Touda blocking the way to freedom. What will the cruel vampire known as Touda do now that he has the young boy in his clutches? Guren/Masahiro.

The World Ends With You

"The Prince" - AU. Neku was one of the many children in the small village of Shibuya, a place where those that are not royalty live. Once a year they have a festival, where one lucky child may or may not be chosen by the Angel Prince, to become the Prince's new Proxy. However,what the children don't know is that in order to actually become the Prince's Proxy, they must first beat the Game. Unfortunately for Neku, he's to become the Prince's next candidate - and everybody is placing bets against him. But there may be more to Neku then meets the eye, as the Angel Prince is about to discover... JoshuaXNeku in later chapters.

"Neku In Wonderland" - A dream leads Neku into a new world, where he meets some very familiar faces, along with some very scary concepts...Joshua/Neku, Sho/Neku, Evil!Shiki.

"The Composer's Dance" - When Shiki gets invited to Eri's birthday bash, she in turn invites Neku. However, in order to make an appearance at this bash, you must know how to dance. And for Neku, dancing has never come natural. Who can teach him the proper moves? Perhaps a certain silver-haired Composer might be of assistance? Joshua/Neku fluff

"Making The Grade: Failure Isn't An Option!" - When Neku fails his math class for the third time, he knows its because his teacher hates him. His mother, on the other hand, thinks its because he's not doing his work, and so hires a tutor. However, this tutor and Neku know eachother from the hell Joshua put them through, but despite that they're willing to get along because both are aiming towards the same goal: make Neku pass his class! Sho/Neku brotherly fluff

"Christmas Antics" - All Neku wants is to be able to survive through Christmas this year. Last year he was nearly run over by a car, and the year before that a tree almost dropped on him. As far as the ex-Player is concerned, Joshua is out to get him. That's not entirely true however. Joshua has gotten a very bad case of the Composer-flu, and his sickness is causing all sorts of catastrophe for poor Neku. The only safe place? Right by Joshua's side, taking care of him. Such a sad thing then, that Neku has no wish to do so. NekuxJoshua.

Quotes From My Friends At School

1. Dustin - (We were discussing Halo 1, and how he had managed to upload it onto the computers at school. He had managed to put one of the tank's ammunition into an assault rifle, and we were making fun of how powerful Dustin thought he was, along with how slow the computers at school are.)

"I am Jesus 2.0! And I have lag! DAMN YOU LAG!! Someday I will defeat you! (What made this funny was the fact that the computer froze up JUST as he said "I am Jesus 2.0", he added on the "lag" thing after it froze. It was also funny because he kept shaking his fist at the computer.)

2. Rogan - (He was playing Final Fantasy Dissidia, and we were discussing the pairings that people some times come up with that scare us. He was playing as Cloud this time) "Come here, Sephy-boy! Let's give the fanfiction group something to write about!" (All the while doing this in an incredibly creepy but funny voice.)

We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in mangas and animes are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, kanameXakari, aminaluvr4life, Fallen Angel Of The Forgotten

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you say "fall down a well" because people you don't like aren't worthy enough to jump off a cliff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you were White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...

Post this into your siggy if you believe racism is wrong and that people need to take a chill pill every now and then.

PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE. THIS IS IMPORTANT

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

POST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THING BEING A GAY OR LESBIAN IS COOL AND THAT PEOPLE WHO DISS HOMOSEXUALS NEED TO GO STICK THEIR HEAD IN A VOLCANO.

Someone should seriously sue Walt Disney for making every girl believe she has a prince charming.

Cracks in the concrete remind us that no matter how strong we are we break.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.

The dinosaur extinction wasn't an accident - barney came and they all committed suicide.

You can ask permission now or beg forgiveness later.

Never regret what once made you smile.

Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

The difference between humour and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else.

Pretty girls turn heads, My girls break necks.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more

LOVE... the slowest form of suicide.

THERAPIST=THE RAPIST... scary thought.

Life is not passing me by, it is trying to run me over.

Shock me... say something intelligent.

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you're just abusing the privilege.

Remember what you just said because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and then you'll be sorry.

You'er not yourself today; I noticed the improvement immediately

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to make it work again.

Anyone who says easy as taking candy from a baby has clearly never tried it.

When you're right no one remembers, when you're wrong no one forgets.

Sometimes I lay awake at night and ask myself, "Where did I go wrong?" and a voice answers back, "When you decided to shoot the idiots rather than blow them up and got us thrown in jail."

Of the four of us, one is suffering from mental insanity. If your friends don't have the same destructive urges you have, then the insane one is you.

Smile - make people wonder what you're up to.

Life is full of risks. It requires you to jump. Don't be afraid of the unknown, be afraid of never getting the chance to discover it.

If the truth will set you free, why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room for the next two weeks?!

If aliens are looking for intelligent life then Earth has nothing to worry about.

Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Call me crazy and prepare to be laughed at for being right.

Heaven doesn't want me there and hell knows I'll take over.

The evening news is where they begin by saying 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why its not.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.

If you think it can't get any worse its probably because you lack sufficent imagination.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

Do not disturb; I'm disturbed enough as it is.

Most teenagers would have a meltdown if you called them a freak. However, I will simply ask, "What was your first clue?"

That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy.

Trying is the first step towards failure

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you

I'm the person you're mother warned you to avoid making friends with.

When the giant fluffy bunnies take over the world, I am NOT saving your ass.

It's all fun and games until the other person looses their sanity.

At my lemonade stand I shall give you two glasses; the first is free, the second if five dollars because it contained the antidote to go with the first.

Happiness is when the dentist says it won't hurt a bit, and then gets his hand caught in the drill.

I like you; when the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless while the others are suffering.

I please only one person a day; today is not you're day and tommorrow isn't looking so good either.

I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning.

One day, we will look back on this day, laugh nerviously, and change the subject.

I love deadlines. I like the whoosing sound that they make as they go by.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional.

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is definately NOT for you.

Parents spend half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and spend the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Im not insane, and my hand puppets argree with me.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

I'm that kinda girl who will bust out laughing at something that happened yesterday.

If God intended for man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes.

I swear, I didn't run into it! The pole moved on its own!

If you know for a fact you have an evil monkey living in your closet, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm not paranoid - WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Flying is simple; just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Beware! For my place of employment has give me a new weapon - the BUBBLE WRAP - OF DOOM!!

The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and cover me with clothes. Don't let it get me!

There's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and my way, which is still wrong but much faster!

Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore and you sleep alone.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen.

Just because your not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corner of my room in search of what some might call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, I may not return alive.

If several imanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile..

If you're paranoid, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you think about life constantly, and ponder how we got here, along with how we die and where we end up, paste this into your profile.

If you have no religion and worship your own gods respectfully and don't give a damn what anybody else says about there only being one god, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream about an anime/book/video game, etc. character, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Five For Fighting is one of the better bands of our age, and enjoy how it talks about growing up and life itself, post this into your profile.

If you have called any of your friends insane, put this in your profile.

If any of your friends have called you insane, put this in your profile.

If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.

If you think that someone should commit arson on your school until it has burned to ash, put this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, put this in your profile.

If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, put this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put this in your profile.

If you have ever thought you misplaced something and gone desperately searching for it, only to realize that it was in your hand/on your body the entire time, put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, put this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, put this in your profile. (except that in the end you still win ;)

If you talk to yourself, put this in your profile.

If you have ever heard a voice in your head that belongs to someone of the opposite gender, put this in your profile.

If you have ever seriously contemplated what it would be like if you were a member of the opposite gender, put this in your profile.

If you have ever seriously contemplated what it would be like if someone you know took over the world, put this in your profile.

If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, TheDevilsAngel93 xD, krakengirl, Destiny Writes, Unwritten.25, Princess Cherryblossom3, Demion69, purrtygurrl101, Fallen Angel Of The Forgotten

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when someone asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.