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Author has written 32 stories for Naruto, Day After Tomorrow, Bleach, Fatal Frame, NCIS, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, Legion, Teen Titans, Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Alice, 2009, Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, How to Train Your Dragon, Sherlock Holmes, Office, National Treasure, Pirates of the Caribbean, Prince of Persia, Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010, Soul Eater, Stand, Agent Cody Banks, and Silent Hill. Hey there, I'm... (holds up sign) Soccerstar7! Applause,Applause! anyways,I'm clutzy, annoying, and I can be pretty random! haha. Oh, and fair warning on most, if not all, of my stories: here there be crazy redhead OCs. Consider yourself warned. You MAY pass out from lack of oxygen as you ROTFL. That is all, strangers. Oh, and as of 6-4-2011, I'm officially a Beta reader. So go ahead and message me, contribute to my slacker-induced suicide and pile me up with more work. :D -Later. THIS JUST IN: HECK YUUSS!! I may have lost all my stories, but im starting from scratch! I've got Bleach, Naruto Shippuden, Percy Jackson, Kingdom Hearts, Prince of Persia, and a few others for your viewing pleasure!! Oh, and btw, for my Bleach fanfic ("Dude, What's With the Robe?"), one of my awesome fans drew the main character, Peyton, and some other amazing drawings on her deviantART page! type this into your browser to check it out, since it didn't show up on Chapter Eight: jennifurball.deviantart.com Till we meet again!! (see that, see that? It's called Dramatic Effect :D ) 02-03-2010 Father:"You’re in big trouble Miss!" -0-50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!-0- 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) 2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly. 4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties” 5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!” 6. Flick pieces of paper around the class. 7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.” 8. Don’t do your Homework. 9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly. 10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!” 11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. 12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom. 13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.” 14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused. 15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!” 16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena 17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room 18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says 19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow 20. Speak in French. 21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance” 22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well 23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then." 24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt. 25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!” 26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early." 27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.” 28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!” 29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads. 30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!” 31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!” 32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet. 33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb. 34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them. 35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice. 36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it. 37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win. 38. Glue all their scissors together. 39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc… 40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!” 41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’ 42. Talk to a pen. 43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!” 44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say. 45. Smile. All the time. 46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!” 47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’ 48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!" 49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks. 50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song. ADDITIONALS 51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her! 52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught! 53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!" 54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!" 55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder! 56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats! 57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart! 58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!" 59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!" 60. When they tell you to do something, shout back "Yeah? YOU AND WHAT ARMY?!" | |||||
1. Why Does It HAVE To Be You? » reviewsAlmost 2 years after their quest, Kiera's life is going great back in Memphis.But she forgot one thing:she IS Sora's Gatekeeper, and her job's never really done. The King has another quest for them, but can they get along long enough to get it done?Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,448 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 5-30-12 - Published: 3-17-11 - Sora2. Sick » reviewsHenry's sent to see a psychiatrist after the events of SH4. Dr. Roberts listens to his talk about dreams and apartments locking him in from the inside, assuming he's "sick", scarred from some sort of trauma. Until she seems to grow "sick" herself.Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,344 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-30-12 - Published: 5-26-11 - Henry T.3. Of Hocus Pocus and Alliances With Shady Women » reviewsWilla, a bodyguard and thief, ends up in the morgue with a certain doctor and the world's most infuriating detective. After several odd linked cases,it becomes clear logic doesn't entirely apply.How to best catch a thief? Why, team up with one, of course.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,231 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 5-30-12 - Published: 4-5-10 - S. Holmes4. I Hate You, My Friend » reviewsLuna's an Agent. Her job description did NOT consist of ninjas, much less pretending to date one to protect each other from a common enemy. But after running into Naruto, that's exactly what she got. Now if they could just keep from killing each other...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 109,639 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 5-30-12 - Published: 6-11-09 - Naruto U.5. Dude, What's With the Robe? » reviewsMoving to a new continent can be pretty weird for you. It's even weirder when a pervert with a talking bear ends up in your bathroom to interrupt your shower. How the HELL does Ichigo plan to survive this crazy Yankee chick? Randomness at its finest.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 104 - Words: 290,558 - Reviews: 713 - Updated: 5-30-12 - Published: 1-7-10 - Ichigo K.6. It's Not Easy Being A Fool » reviewsEmily's a teen witch- the clumsiest one around, too. When another mishap launches her into Death City, a place from her nightmares, she finds Medusa isn't as dead as they say. Will Emily be able to keep the DWMA's trust once she sparks her attention?Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,300 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-16-11 - Published: 11-12-107. Highway to Hell » reviewsIchigo Kurosaki. Peyton Cullen. On the road in the U.S. to catch a Social Distortion concert before Mark and Miya get home from their honeymoon. In the words of Peyton,"Enh, what's the worst that could happen?" That's a long, pervy, hilarious list indeed!Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,061 - Reviews: 168 - Updated: 7-15-11 - Published: 11-10-10 - Ichigo K.8. Crazy Like A Fox » reviewsCody's mission's a bit different from the ones he's dealt with thus far in that he's helping a mental ward patient. She's random, crazy, totally insane. But maybe a little insanity's healthy for you. And here comes Remy Wilson with a huge dose of it.Agent Cody Banks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-9-11 - Published: 2-11-11 - Cody B.9. Are there any OTHER Gatekeepers? » reviewsAfter an encounter with a creepy guy in a black hooded cape, Kiera Sage ends up running into Donald and Goofy, of all things! Oh, and some annoying guy who, sadly, she's forced to team up with to save BOTH their asses. IF they don't kill each other first.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 196,047 - Reviews: 187 - Updated: 3-17-11 - Published: 3-26-10 - Sora - Complete10. Destination Unknown reviewsGood song, by the way. Well, anyway. Twins Tyler and Liz're left on their own once their parents are the first to die of superflu. Needing jobs, Liz agrees to temporarily help the new deputy. But soon, they're the only 3 left. ...Poor Nick. XDStand - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-31-1111. I Wanna Have My Stupid Toga Party BEFORE I'm Dead! » reviewsThird fic in the Toga Series. Roger wants revenge.And things keep happening to Audrey and her friends. Dangerous things.The problem? He's still locked up.How's he pulling THIS ONE off?They better figure it out quick,or Audrey might not live to find out.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,330 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 1-19-11 - Published: 4-4-10 - Percy J.12. LEAVE AUBREY ALONE! » reviewsAubrey Holloway isn't your average Captain. For one thing, she's from the 21st century. Plus, she's crazy...like a fox. So when Jack Sparrow asks for her help, she sees the perfect way back home. Question is, will she survive the annoyances on the way?Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-14-11 - Published: 5-26-10 - Capt. Jack Sparrow13. I Never Thought My Life Would Depend On A CAMERA » reviewsSide-Story to "I Hate You, My Friend". Luna was a fool to think her past was happy. How bad could it possibly be, though, right? Bad enough to lure her to a snow-covered manor armed with nothing but a flashlight, camera...and Naruto. Yeah, she's screwed.Crossover - Naruto & Fatal Frame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 139,281 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 10-6-10 - Published: 6-25-10 - Naruto U. - Complete14. Fate is a Rather Twisted Lady » reviewsIt's bad enough all Avril inherited was a flimsy dagger that's not even sharp. What's worse? That guy she hit with her car seems to want it, BAD. When it takes them all the way to ancient Japan, it's pretty clear that they're...Well, screwed.Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-27-10 - Published: 6-15-10 - Dastan15. Hate is a Strong Word » reviewsAfter her foster sister's kidnapped, it falls to Alexa to not only find HER, but the "clue" Ian demanded from her. Too bad she's been dragged from London, all the way to the Gates residence. Now she has to survive her biggest challenge: Riley Poole.National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-26-10 - Published: 5-18-10 - Riley P.16. It's On » reviewsJust because they're sorcerers doesn't mean they're tidy. When Balthazar hires a maid, she and Dave are almost instantly at odds. But is she REALLY a random choice? Or is there something more behind it? Melanie vs. Dave, in an epic battle of stupidity.Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-26-10 - Published: 7-24-1017. Pickle, We're Not in America Anymore » reviewsZoey, your average teen, wakes up LITERALLY on Mayu's shoes. How the heck did she get there? And why does that picture of a snowy manor on Kei's desk make her tremble? They thought the nightmare was over, but a new one begins. The tattoo is spreading...Fatal Frame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,770 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-13-10 - Published: 1-20-1018. Not all girls like supernatural studs, y'know » reviewsbad title,as usual.POST-Legion.What's life without a few apocolypses here and there?And hey,if she gets help from a British -albeit annoying and smug- Former Angel,Alyce Parrish MIGHT not lose the fight. ...Maybe. ...Oh,let's face it,they're screwed.Legion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-8-10 - Published: 2-27-10 - Michael19. a new Day » reviewswhat would happen if there was another girl trapped in the library with Sam,Laura,Brian,JD,and everyone else i don't feel like naming? Pure. Utter. Chaos. In the form of a redheaded spitfire. Oh, yes. This gonna get GOOOOOD!Day After Tomorrow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,386 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-26-10 - Published: 3-15-0920. The New Receptionist » reviewsS3 Universe. What if Pam went through with her and Roy's wedding? How would Jim and Karen's relationship be without Pam? This is what could happen if Emily were to fill her position. Complete with jealousy, crime, love, randomness, and a few light sabers.Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-26-10 - Published: 4-17-10 - Jim H.21. Who's Conning Who? » reviewsJo's a clever con artist who sells rare merchandise. When she falls through a mirror on Halloween, she meets her match in Hatter. Left with no other choice, they team up to help the White Queen. Now, if they could NOT kill each other, they'd have it made!Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-17-10 - Published: 3-19-10 - Hatter22. America's Sweethearts » reviewsAU.Teen idol Sora's psyched about his new movie. Until he found out they cast his ex, Arin, as his love interest. They hate each other's guts, but to help promote the movie, the public's been convinced they're in love. NOW how's he supposed to date Kairi?Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-16-10 - Published: 4-14-10 - Sora23. Butterfly Effect » reviewsThey say a butterfly's wings cause a ripple effect. So, does that mean an angry fan-girl mob chasing a girl across town can have unforeseen ripple effects?And by effects we mean green guys, brushes with death, superheroes without tights,and heavy sarcasm.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,854 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-13-10 - Published: 3-5-10 - Beast Boy24. SoNOW Can We Throw That Toga Party? » reviewsSequel to Why cant we have a toga party and be done with it.Our favorite friends go international:to GREECE to be exact!Romance.Hilarity.Exes.Jealousy.Bachlor/Bache lorette parties.Gods and Goddessess.And a wedding...or two.Promised a good sequel,didn't i?Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,512 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 4-4-10 - Published: 3-10-10 - Percy J.25. How To Get The Girl After Eight Or So Centuries » reviewsAll Annie wants is to go back to the US after moving to Berk.It doesn't help that she meets a Viking who needs her help.Not only to bring back the dragons,but to get back his reincarnated girlfriend.Who happens to not remember him AND hate his guts.Great.How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-4-10 - Published: 4-3-10 - Hiccup26. When it Rains reviewsSet in P.O.A. JoAnna Briggs woke up one morning to find herself alone, not a clue what happened to her family. Life's confusing enough without throwing in a shockingly purple bus, murderers, and a huge school that looks like Dracula's castle.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-26-10 - Harry P.27. Carbon Copy » reviewsThey say everyone has a twin somewhere.Is it possible that two people,without any relation,could look and act almost identical?Anya Cuttler doesn't think so. And she'll do anything she can to prove it.But can she find the time between random adventures?Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-22-10 - Published: 3-6-10 - Jack S.28. I'm No Hero » reviewsAfter a fight with her boyfriend/almost-fiancee,Allie somehow ends up in the freakiest place she's ever seen.And boy is she pissed.She sets off to find him,and finds conspiracy,betrayal,and a really annoying guy with a weird hat.Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-19-10 - Published: 3-15-10 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp29. When life gives you your boss's goddaughter » reviewsgibbs's goddaughter pops up to ask for help in a personal case.The more time she spends with the team,the clearer it becomes that DiNozzo and Fisher JUST DON'T MIX.Sparks will fly,for sure.Place your bets,guys:its gonna be one hell of an idiotic ride!NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-17-10 - Published: 1-23-10 - Tony D.30. Why not just Have A Toga Party and be Done with it » reviewsPost-Movie. A normal girl witnesses a murder. Simple enough. But with chance encounters and some revelations, well, let's just say she finds that there's more to Gods than flashy togas. SLIGHT ooc, I'm almost positive. But it's worth it. Guaranteed. XDPercy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,149 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 3-11-10 - Published: 2-10-10 - Percy J. - Complete31. I Thought Wolves Were All About FULL Moons? » reviewsOkay,obviously,i suck at making titles.Anyway.Set in New Moon.One more weirdie joins the cast.Well, actually, there are three.I lied.Okay, yes, my summary sucks too, so just read!It'll get better with the other chapps,I promise!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-21-10 - Bella32. Destiny » reviewsWhen a strange twist of fate changes Luna's life, she's thrown into the naruto world.She'll uncover ancient and deep secrets, not to mention dangerous enemies hot on her trail.Will her and her new friends make it out alive?MAIN CHARACTER DEATH?CHPTR.10 UPNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,331 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 8-21-08
