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Author has written 26 stories for Hogan's Heroes, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Jeepers Creepers. Update as of April 9th, 2012 Wow, I can't believe how long it's been since I've updated my profile! I guess real life has been keeping me busier than I thought. I know I've gotten terribly behind in my reading, and I haven't had a chance to write much lately, either. But, with summer just around the corner, hopefully I'll have more free time soon. There are so many stories I haven't read yet that I want to catch up on! Anyway, my name is Janet, and right now I'm living in Michigan. I re-discovered Hogan's Heroes in the spring of 2007, and fell totally in love with it! The characters are awesome; and the writing, especially the humor, is brilliant, IMHO. So when I stumbled upon the Hogan's Heroes Fanfiction site, I was hooked! There are so many incredibly talented writers here, and it has inspired me to try my hand at writing. I'm calling it my new hobby, although lately I think "obsession" would be a more accurate description! LOL X X X X X X X X X X I won several Papa Bear Awards for 2009, and I am so incredibly honored. I don't think I could ever express my appreciation enough for those of you who, not only nominated my stories, but voted for them, as well. I have always wanted to write, but haven't had the courage to try it until recently. Thank you all so much, and I hope that you will continue to enjoy the stories I write, as much as I enjoy writing them! The Bet: Silver Award for Best Slash Story (The very first story I ever wrote. I'm not sure whether to be proud or embarrassed!) LOL Forget Me Not: Silver Award for Best General Story; Bronze Award for Best Portrayal of a Canon Character...Carter A Friend in Need: Silver Award for Best Short Drama; Bronze Award for Best Portrayal of a Canon Character...Newkirk. X X X X X X X X X X I also won many Papa Bear Awards for 2010; I thought I would list those here, as well. Nightmares, Revisited: Bronze Award for Best Overall Story. Last Night On Earth: Gold Award for Best Short Drama. Love Potion Number Thirteen: Gold Award for Best Medium Comedy. General Trouble: Bronze Award for Best Medium Comedy. Only in my Nightmares: Bronze Award for Best Long Drama. What Price Happiness?: Gold Award for Best Slash Story. Wagner, from Caught in the Act: Gold Award for Best Portrayal of an Original Character. Steiger, from Only in my Nightmares: Silver Award for Best Portrayal of an Original Character. Bits and Pieces on Trial: Silver Award for Best Testimony in the Trial. X X X X X X X X X X I won quite a few Papa Bear Awards for 2011: All The Time In The World: Gold Award for Best Crossover. Hand To Mouth: Silver Award for Best Crossover. Also, Silver Award for Best Quote. A Hero Falls By The Way: Silver Award for Best Short Drama Quiet Desperation: Silver Award for Best Slash Story. Side Effects: Bronze Award for Best Canon Extra (Dubois). X X X X X X X X X X I even won a few Papa Bear Awards for 2012! Twilight Camp: Silver Award for Best Supernatural Story. (My son is so proud, and I'm so proud of him!) Well You See, Sir, It Was Like This: Bronze Award for Best Short Comedy. Hogan, P.I.: Bronze Award for Most Unique Story. Once again, thank you all so very much! X X X X X X X X X X Anyway, I thought I'd include some more info about myself, just in case anyone is interested (and if you're not, that's perfectly understandable!) Bio: As far as my age; I'm older than I'd like to be! LOL I'm married, and my hubby of 20 years is in the US Navy (I'm former Navy, myself; that's how we met). Favorite TV show: Right now, Hogan's Heroes. Favorite TV show of all time: Star Trek, The original series. Favorite Movie: The Terminator. Favorite quote: When Sarah Connor is making a tape for John, and debating whether to tell him about his father, she says: "I suppose I will tell you; I owe him that. Maybe it'll help if you know that in the few hours we had together, we loved a lifetime's worth." (Gets to me every time!) Favorite Comedy Movie: Geez, there's so many! I'd have to say it's a toss-up between "The 'Burbs" and "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure." Favorite quote: In both cases, pretty much the whole movie! LOL Favorite Author: Stephen King. Favorite book: The Stand. Favorite Music: I like pretty much everything, although lately I've been rediscovering a lot of the music from the '70's and '80's. Favorite Song: "You're My Best Friend", by Queen. (Because if I could write a song about how I feel about my hubby, this would be it.) Misc. Personal Trivia: My dad served in WWII, in the US Army Air Corps, and was stationed on Christmas Island. He wasn't a flyer; he worked with codes or something like that (he was always a little vague about it.) My hubby plays the Cello, and he's actually quite good! My favorite is "The Unaccompanied Cello Suites" by J.S. Bach. He plays those almost as well as Yo-Yo Ma (well, I think so, anyway!) I've always considered myself an "Optimistic Pessimist"; that is, if I always expect the worst, then I can be pleasantly surprised when something good happens. Or would that make me a "Pessimistic Optimist?" (Where's Voltaire when you need him?) LOL Let's see; anything else? I'm not offended easily, I welcome constructive criticism, I do want to continue to work on improving my writing skills, and I don't believe the Mayan prediction that the world's going to end on Dec. 21, 2012. (Okay, that was pretty random!) Oh, and I have a rather odd sense of humor; which, if you've read this far, you've probably already figured that out by now! Anyway, that's probably more info than anyone really wanted to know! Just thought I'd put myself out there a little, in case anyone was curious. And yeah, I have written some slash (guess I just like to "push the envelope" once in a while). But if that sort of thing isn't your "cup of tea", I won't be offended in the least if you choose not to read it. | |||||||
1. Hogan, PI reviewsPostwar, AU. What do spies do after the war? They open up a detective agency! Written for the short story speed-writing competition.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-18-11 - Complete2. Twilight Camp reviewsHogan and Newkirk return from a mission, and are surprised to find the camp empty!Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-2-11 - R. Hogan & P. Newkirk - Complete3. Humor in 'WWII' Uniform » reviewsA collection of humorous oneshots. Chapter six - Risky Business II: Lucky at Cards. Schultz sees nothing! Innuendo to follow...you have been warned!Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,289 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 5-19-11 - Published: 2-28-10 - Complete4. All the Time in the World » reviewsHogan's Heroes/Star Trek, The Original Series crossover. The Enterprise has to go back in time to stop Hogan and his men from making a big mistake.Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,167 - Reviews: 305 - Updated: 12-20-10 - Published: 11-17-10 - Complete5. Quiet Desperation reviewsPostwar, 1961. Hogan receives a phone call from LeBeau, and it's bad news. WARNING: homosexuality, character deathHogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-16-10 - R. Hogan & P. Newkirk - Complete6. Side Effects » reviewsThe Germans develop a new drug that produces some very adverse side effects. What happens when a frustrated Major Hochstetter decides to slip the new drug to Hogan?Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,229 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 8-24-10 - Published: 7-14-10 - R. Hogan & P. Newkirk - Complete7. Hand to Mouth » reviewsSomething is happening in and around Hammelburg; people have been disappearing. Hogan is asked to find out who's behind it, but he doesn't know that the culprit has set his sights on one of Hogan's men. Crossover with the movie, "Jeepers Creepers".Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Jeepers Creepers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,454 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 7-3-10 - Published: 6-2-10 - Complete8. Risky Business reviewsHogan and Newkirk sneak out of the barracks for a little nighttime activity. Warning: warped sense of humor inside! Oh, and you will probably enjoy this a lot more if you read it before looking at the reviews.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-10-10 - R. Hogan & P. Newkirk - Complete9. A Hero Falls By The Way reviewsFive men go out on a mission, but one of them gets wounded on the way back. This is in answer to a friend's challenge. WARNING: Character deathHogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-9-10 - P. Newkirk - Complete10. Cruel and Unusual Punishment » reviewsWhile waiting to meet a contact outside of camp, Hogan and Newkirk are caught by the Gestapo. The major who questions them seems to have an unnatural interest in Newkirk. WARNING: Contains adult subject matter; with a fairly graphic scene in chapter two.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,331 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 2-6-10 - Published: 12-30-09 - R. Hogan & P. Newkirk - Complete11. Abuse of Authority » reviewsNewkirk and Kinch are sent out to meet up with some prisoners who escaped from another Stalag, and bring them back to camp to get them out of Germany. But the lieutenant in the group appears to have his own agenda.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,199 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 12-20-09 - Published: 10-31-09 - P. Newkirk & J. Kinchloe - Complete12. General Trouble reviewsOn the way back from a mission, Newkirk runs afoul of a group of SS Generals... And he's disguised as a woman!Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-21-09 - P. Newkirk - Complete13. What Price, Happiness? » reviewsCompanion piece to, "A Brief Interlude"; how Hogan and Newkirk's relationship began, and what eventually happened to them. WARNING: Contains SLASH. Final chapter is up.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,666 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 9-1-09 - R. Hogan & P. Newkirk - Complete14. Strictly Confidential reviewsMissing scene to "Nightmares, Revisited". What did Hogan discuss with Wilson in the last chapter? Here is the answer, if you're curious.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-24-09 - R. Hogan - Complete15. Nightmares, Revisited » reviewsSequel to, "Only in My Nightmares". Newkirk is continuing to have trouble recovering from what happened to him at the hands of an SS Major, and it's manifesting itself in his dreams.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,950 - Reviews: 132 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 6-19-09 - P. Newkirk - Complete16. Love Potion Number Thirteen » reviewsA German scientist decides to test his new discovery on Hogan. But things don't go according to plan...Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,450 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 6-12-09 - Published: 6-3-09 - R. Hogan & P. Newkirk - Complete17. No Easy Answers reviewsWhen Carter receives a letter from home, he has a tough decision to make.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-29-09 - A. Carter & P. Newkirk - Complete18. Only in My Nightmares » reviewsNewkirk gets picked up by an SS patrol, and spends three days in their custody. When he returns to camp; he can't cope with what happened, and his memory shuts it out. But memories don't stay buried for long.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,706 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 5-22-09 - Published: 4-16-09 - P. Newkirk - Complete19. On Thin Ice » reviewsAn unfortunate accident on the way back from a mission leads to trouble for Hogan and Newkirk. Please R&R!Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,639 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 4-24-09 - Published: 2-27-09 - R. Hogan & P. Newkirk - Complete20. Fanfic Court Part 2B: The Trial Continues » reviewsThe Court Reporter has changed, but your duty is the same: You have been subpoenaed to appear as a witness in case #0876707. This portion is now complete. Snooky will handle the closing.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 86,347 - Reviews: 186 - Updated: 4-7-09 - Published: 3-13-09 - Complete21. Last Night on Earth reviewsThis is a lost scene from snooky-9093's story, "Sole Survivors". What Newkirk was thinking, the night before the execution. WARNING! character death.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-3-09 - P. Newkirk - Complete22. Caught in the Act » reviewsOne of Newkirk's talents lands him in trouble. Please R&R!Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,460 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 2-14-09 - Published: 12-31-08 - P. Newkirk - Complete23. A Brief Interlude reviewsAll is fair in love and war. WARNING! Contains SLASH; Hogan/NewkirkHogan's Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-28-08 - R. Hogan & P. Newkirk - Complete24. A Friend in Need reviewsHogan receives bad news from home, and gets help from a friend when he needs it the most.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-14-08 - R. Hogan & P. Newkirk - Complete25. Forget Me Not » reviewsReturning from a mission, one of the heroes has an unfortunate mishap, resulting in amnesia! What will he do when he learns who he is, and what he's been involved in all this time? Please read & review! Final Chapter is up!Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,024 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 12-2-08 - Published: 11-6-08 - P. Newkirk - Complete26. The Bet reviewsWhat happens when the guys get tired of playing poker? Warning, contains Hogan/Newkirk SLASH. Sorry, I just couldn't resist! Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters...I forgot to put that at the beginning of my story.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-2-08 - R. Hogan & P. Newkirk - Complete
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