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Beth Einspanier
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since: 02-03-02, id: 165165
country: United States
Author has written 23 stories for Men In Black, Discworld, Greek Mythology, Sherlock Holmes, Fairy Tales, CSI, X-overs, Book X-overs, Half-Life, Naruto, Metroid, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
 
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1. Watchmen in Black » reviews
The result of an idle mind, too much caffeine, and an overall feeling of "What would happen if..." Agents J and L of the MiB hunt a shapeshifting alien in Ankh-Morpork, and enlist the help of the Watch. Naturally, things don't go smoothly. Revised!
Crossover - Men In Black & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,660 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 11-18-09 - Published: 2-3-02 - Complete
2. Metroid: The One Free Man » reviews
Samus is hired by a mysterious agent to find someone called the One Free Man, while Gordon Freeman finds himself battling strange alien parasites in one of the new colonies. Can the two put aside their distrust and work towards a common goal? R&R!
Crossover - Metroid & Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,864 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 5-1-09
3. Half Life: Anomaly reviews
Gordon Freeman, smooth operator.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-4-09 - Complete
4. HalfLife: The Movie » reviews
On May 16, 2009, the Black Mesa Research facility was caught in a resonance cascade event during a routine experiment. What happened during the Black Mesa incident can finally be told... *experimental* Please review! Chapter 6 now up!
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,165 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 10-29-08
5. Solitude reviews
Shikamaru thinks he wants to be alone after the death of his sensei, but Temari has other ideas. Shika/Tema, companion to "What You Need". Spoilers and character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-11-09 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete
6. What You Need reviews
Kurenai is an emotional wreck after the death of her lover, and she turns to Kakashi for comfort. But how can he give her what she needs when she doesn't even know herself? Light Kaka/Kure. Asu/Kure. Spoilers. Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-25-08 - Kakashi H. & Kurenai Y. - Complete
7. Little Matchmakers » reviews
While helping his injured teammate Hinata, Shino must face his growing feelings for her. If only his kikai would butt out... ShinoHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 11-28-08 - Shino A. & Hinata H. - Complete
8. Half Life: Flash Point reviews
Alyx invites Gordon to spar with her in the training room, but he might have other things in mind... One-shot.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-26-08 - Complete
9. Half Life: Gravity reviews
A brief vignette taking place between Half Life 2: Episode 2 and the upcoming Episode 3. Episode 2 spoilers. Alyx can't keep up her brave Resistance Fighter face and turns to Gordon for comfort. My first HL fic.
Half-Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-10-08 - Complete
10. CSI: Death by Chocolate » reviews
CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?
Crossover - CSI & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,727 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 9-3-06 - Published: 8-20-05 - Gil G. - Complete
11. The Adventure of the Melancholy Bride reviews
Victor Frankenstein is long dead, but Sherlock Holmes gets a visitor who suggests that Mary Shelley's classic horror story has not yet reached its end.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-31-06
12. PostMortem reviews
Sherlock Holmes' most difficult case begins... seventy years after his own death. And he doesn't even believe in ghosts...
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-6-06
13. Cinderella Undercover » reviews
What if Ian Fleming of 007 fame rewrote a well-known fairy tale? It might go a little something like this... [Chapter 11 now up!]
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,117 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-23-04 - Published: 3-12-04
14. The Adventure of the Grasping Ghost » reviews
Sherlock Holmes investigates reports of a lecherous spirit haunting a country bed-and-breakfast... and he can't quite seem to avoid a certain young woman. [FINISHED!] R&R!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,015 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 3-5-04 - Published: 11-28-03
15. The Detective and the Diplomat » reviews
Two mysteries. Two of the greatest minds in the multiverse. One variable. Oh bugger... Sherlock Holmes - Discworld crossover FINISHED!
Crossover - Discworld & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,075 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 11-14-03 - Published: 2-13-03
16. Disc Wars Episode 6 » reviews
The conclusion of the famed Disc Wars trilogy; Darth Vetinari has a new and more dangerous weapon - but can our heroes find the man who can stop it before the Empire does? [FINISHED!] R&R!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,838 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 8-31-03 - Published: 11-21-02
17. Such a Simple Case » reviews
Holmes finds himself puzzling over a string of burglaries... and over the victim of one of them. [FINISHED!] R&R
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,646 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 11-11-02 - Published: 7-14-02
18. Disc Wars Episode 5 » reviews
The continuation of part one of the middle trilogy of a parody of a sci-fi epic! Now, in actual chapters! [Finished!] R&R, please.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,372 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 9-16-02 - Published: 6-1-02
19. Chance Encounter: a vignette reviews
Sometimes the short answer says more than the long answer...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 4-11-02
20. Sea of Troubles reviews
UPDATED! [slightly] Have fixed problem with footnotes. A strange woman with unusual powers is being hunted by Something Very Bad. Who is she? Can she defeat her enemy? And... why Ponder?!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-8-02
21. Golden Arrows reviews
A woman recovering from a painful breakup finds that the gods can work in mysterious ways.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,494 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-24-02
22. Disc Wars - Episode 4 reviews
Okay, picture George Lucas' best-known science fiction epic. Add the settings and characters of the Discworld. Season with humorous references to taste. Serves one website. [Was in Crossovers.]
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,608 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-9-02
23. A Real Pain in the Neck reviews
Lancre - the country where six impossible things can happen to you before breakfast. Even so, getting beheaded can be really annoying, even if you're already dead...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-6-02
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