'Sup.

Name: I don't want to give away my real name, so just call me Ziggie Koole.

Hobbies: A lot of stuff

Favourite TV Shows: A lot, but I only write fanfics for TDS, and possibly Phineas & Ferb sometime in the near future.

About me: I was born somewhere in Canada sometime during the 1990s. I like shit that most people like except for the shit that I like that most people don't like and the shit that most people like that makes no fucking sense to me why anyone would like it at all. I like to think of myself as some kind of intellectual, but I'm actually a bit of a dumbass. Politically I'm generally left-wing, but I'm also a Ron Paul supporter, because he cares more about the freedom of the individual person more than any other presedential candidate including Obama. I believe in a higher power, but I'm also anti-religion.

Also I'm a Detroit Lions fan. Deal with it.

My Current Stories:

1. "Cheer Up, Emo Girl": An alternate universe story to the TDS where all the characters are growing up in a small city near St. Louis, Missouri, known as Dramatika (kinda catchy, no?) Currently 41 chapters long, 42nd chapter in progress.

My On Hiatus Stories:

1. "Total Drama Special FX": A "design your own character," TDS story. 26 characters are chosen to compete for the grand prize of $1,000,000,000. Lindsay and Courtney are the co-hosts. Apps are closed, currently 9 chapters long, 10th chapter in progress, 2nd challenge is complete.

My Discontinued Stories:

1. "Total Drama Action": A story I wrote back in 2008 when I first started working on fanfiction which described my alternate version to the second season of the TDS... apparently it was pretty popular back in the day (it even had it's own Yahoo! question it, the person who asked the question called it the "secret season of TDI," but I lost interest after writing 49 chapters and only keep it on my profile for archival purposes.

That's... kind of it.

My Future Ideas for stories:

1. "My Ghost": Sequel to "Cheer Up, Emo Girl."

As for stories other than TDS, I might do a story about "Phineas and Ferb" but other than that I don't have any ambitions to branch beyond TDS.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

General Questions:

Q: When will you be updating?

A: I don't have a consistent upload schedule, so the best thing to do is put me or my stories on your alerts or favourites, and then just wait until you get the email saying a new chapter has come out.

Q: Why don't you do 'X'? I put it in a review.

A: I'm not going to put everything you guys suggest me to in my stories. Do send my suggestions if you want to, as there are no guarantees I won't use them, but there are no guarantees I will either. That doesn't neccesarily mean you're suggestion was bad (although that might be the case.) It could simply be that you're suggestions directly contradicts with something I already had in mind, or that I simply don't find your suggestion important to the overall plot line.

Quesitons about Cheer Up Emo Girl:

Q: Why did you pick that name for your story?

A: It's cute...

Q: Why does Lindsay act so differently in your story than she does in the actual show?

A: In the original 3 seasons of TDS, Lindsay is generally dumb, but does have her moments where you think "Where did that come from?" My story plays on that other side of Lindsay's character.

Q: Is this story intended to be realistic?

A: To a certain degree, yes. Obviously there are many unrealistic scenarios that do occur in this story. The object is simply to give a superficial connection to real life, it's not supposed to be an exact carbon copy.

Q: What the fuck is up with Leanne?

A: I don't know. I'm honestly scared of a fictional character that I created... kind of pathetic, no?

Q: Why are there so many gay characters in your story?

A: Becuase gays and lesbians are awesome.

Q: Why do you use rape and incest in your story?

A: Two reasons: first of all its entertaining, second of all, it gives it more of that realistic aspect.

Q: You list Gwen, Lindsay, and Heather as the main characters in your story? Why is your 'pairing' listed as Gwen and Lindsay?

A: When I first started writing the story, I originally intended for Heather to be the antagonist. Later on, I changed my mind and made her become friends with Gwen and Lindsay. If it would allow me to list 3 characters I would add Heather, since it doesn't, Gwen and Lindsay have been main characters since the very beginning so they get the two spots.

Q: Why are there so many dead characters? And will any of them ever come back?

A: There are so many dead characters because death exists and can be entertaining if used correctly (which I hope I have.) Sometimes the death occurs to highlight the darker side of life and add more pain and suffering to a major character (not giving any examples because I don't want to give spoilers away.) Other times it's simply because the character has outlived their usefulness and no longer has a place in the story. So, rather than just have them mysteriously vaporize, why not kill 'em off instead? And no, if a character is officially pronounced dead, they are dead, end of story. There will never be any "coming back to life's" in this story. As a general rule of thumb; however, if a character leaves for a different reason, such as being sent to prison, they will probably re-appear at some point.

Questions about Total Drama: Special FX

Q: Why Special FX?

A: It's a pun. Talk to me when you get it.

Q: Can you make my character say this in the confession cam?

A: Maybe, maybe not. Depends on whether I agree with what you've written.

Q: I'm too stupid to get the humor in your story.

A: Then get smarter. Or don't read it.