Hi. Welcome to the recently renovated profile of BlueWingedKitty.

(That's me.)

First of all, like all normal people, I don't give out my name or age or where I live on the internet. However, I will tell you that I am having an identity crisis. Say my name is Sally Ann (it's not.) Sally is my hypothetical first name and Ann is my hypothetical middle name. Well, for reasons known only to themselves, my parents decided to call me Ann for the majority of my life. And then I switched high schools. So we switched names, thinking with the SATs and college applications, it would be best to call me Sally. Well, first a bunch of confused people who knew me as Ann turned out to go to my new school, and plus I now have a friend named Sally and a friend named Ann so it's all very bewildering.

And now they call me Crisis. Which I'd rather not be known as for the rest of my life. So, if you have any helpful suggestions on that front, please PM me.

Like the vast majority of people on this site I love reading and writing and I plan on having a writing career as my job later in life.

The only fandom I've written in so far is Maximum Ride , but I'd love to write a crossover at some point. They give me warm happy feelings inside when I read them.

I am a spelling and grammar freak.

OMG wen u ritt liek dis lolz dat knda makes me want to kill you.

Anatomy of my username: my favorite color is blue. I like cats. With wings.

Honestly, I'd love to change it to WhenCatsFly or FrankenKitty or something a little less juevnile..

But. Anyways.

I am an orch dork. And proud of it.

I ramble, if you couldn't tell from the size of my profile.

What I write: Most of my stories are humor. A few aren't. If you want more info, skip down to the page break.

What I read: If I write all of what I read down, there will be a big block of text six inches long.

I read everything.

Books that make me laugh: Most things by Meg Cabot. Audrey, Wait!, by Someone Whom I Can't Be Bothered To Look Up Right Now, Maximum Ride by James Patterson, Serafina67 urgently requires life by Susie Day

Books that make me think: Dairy Queen, by Catherine Murdock, Tomorrow, When The War Began/The Entire Tomorrow Series By John Marsden, Every Soul A Star by Wendy Mass, The Man who Loved Clowns by June Rae Wood, Road to Perdition by Max Allan Collins, Life As We Knew It

Books that I just enjoy: Wicked Lovely, by Melissa Marr, Hawksong, Demon In My Veiw and anything else Amelia Atwater-Rhodes has written, The Truth About Forever by Sarah Dessin, Midnighters Series by Scott Westerfeld, Hoot by Carl Hiaasen, The Harry Potter Series, by JK Rowling, Fly By Night by Frances Hardridge, Watership Down, by Richard Adams...

And those are just the ones I think you should read.

Other Stuffs You Should Know About Me:

-I'm Christian, but I don't shove religion down people's throats.

-Iggy. Is. Mine.

-I know, personally, Inner Psycho, FangsGoddess13, and FWNALA on this site.

-Iggy is strawberry blond, not a redhead.

-And Max is not blond. She is a brunette. And nothing you can say or do will convince me otherwise.

- I procrastinate.

Every profiles got one...

QUOTE SECTION!

(if you haven't already, I suggest you run towards the pagebreak)

Things other people have said:

"I came to the conclusion long ago … that all religions were true and also that all had some error in them, and whilst I hold by my own, I should hold others as dear as Hinduism. So we can only pray, if we are Hindus, not that a Christian should become a Hindu … But our innermost prayer should be a Hindu should be a better Hindu, a Muslim a better Muslim, a Christian a better Christian."-Gandhi

"Use the talents you possess – for the woods would be a very silent place if no birds sang except for the best." -Henry Van Dyke

Things my friends have said

"I want to see the sparkle of enthusiasm in your eyes!"
"Those are tears."

"Don't laugh. I'm sure you'll wear something much worse."

"When I have a kid, I'm going to name him Nemo and blame it on Kevin." Pause. "The name, not the kid."

"I''m glad to see him, poor motherless thing, and I am going to take him straight home with me!"
"Aww..."
"CAN IT, MARY."
"EXCUSE ME?" -Tom Sawyer Play Rehersal (with improvisations)

"Jacob doesn't have a shirt on."
"And when he morphs, his pants explode off."
"I am going to walk away now."

"It's like one of those games with all those colored dots."
"Twister?"
"HE CHEATS!"
"I do not cheat. I play the way I was raised to play."

"This movie is just Matthew McConaughey getting knocked out, isn't it?"

"I'LL THROW FRESHMEN AT YOU."

"Hey, stalker, do you see him yet?"
"Shut up!"
"Hey, I just said stalker, you were the one who responded."

"It's for insulation."
"What the hell is enchilation?"
"It's like enchiladas, only a verb."

"I have the power of 10,000 squirrels!"

"Gorillas build things!"
"No, they don't, they sit in their leaf nests and eat!"
"They build their nests!"
"But they don't build, like, gorilla Krogers and malls and stuff! Hey, you in the stripey shirt!"
"Me?"
"Yeah, do gorillas have shopping malls?"
"Um, no."
"I'm sorry. They've been having this arguement all hour."

"I like petting animals, but I like chewing them even more."

"I ate him. Nom, nom."

"Uncle Sam looks like the American flag barfed on him."

"Oh, yeah, he got arrested for beating up a hooker, didn't he?"
"BRETT, save me from the direction this conversation is going." -My English Teacher

"Will the students dancing in Ms. Pearce's room please answer the telephone?" -PA Lady

"You're cutting the cake with a machete?"

Pit Orchestra Quotes

"And I dedicate this belt buckle to you."
"It's awesome. It's kinda glaring in my eyes, but it's awesome."

"Okay, I need my cattle stampede to come out. Stampede. WHERE'S MY STAMPEDE?"
"Wow, you guys suck at this."

"Ari, what are you doing? I NEED COWS, ARI!"
"...oh. Right."

"One of the tech girls lost her pencil."
"...um, what?"
Pit conductor points at headset connecting her to tech."It was her favorite pencil. She's very upset."

"Haha." Pit exchanges looks, wondering if our director has gone insane at last. "The voices in my head say funny things sometimes." Conductor points at headset.

"You look like hamsters." -Director

"Your little shirt thing is crooked."
"No--"
"Let me just--"
"Nope, just--"
"I have to fix--"
"STOP TOUCHING ME."

"What? She's been here, what, four, five days tops?"
"She's been here SIX WEEKS and she's been nothing but trouble!"
"Oh, I'm supposed to be good at numbers. I guess I missed that one."-Improvisation Fail

"Tech turned off my mike when I went off stage."
"No, they didn't." (Her mike was blaring through the loudspeaking in the pit. We heard everything she said.)
"Hey, can you go tell her her mike is on?"
(whispered.) "Hey, guys...my mike is on." Cue pit laughing.

"ARI, PUT THAT THING AWA--" Another tech fail.

"And talk, talk, talk, can I stop talking now, no, okay, I hate English--"
"So speak German!"
"--and I love music, so thank you to the fabulous pit--"
Pit applauds him.
"--can I stop talking now?" -Mic check

"The pit's like one of those laugh tracks on a bad sitcom."

"You can't go to the bathroom! We have Depends if you need them."

My point was to make my profile shorter.

Oops.

My FanFictions: (in order of publication)

Frogs-complete-My first ever! Hooray! It's about Angel putting Frogs in the toilet. It's funny, I'm told, and it has light Fax, which makes us all happy.

Jeans-complete-Second fanfic, and a follow-up to Frogs. Max getting PO'd at Iggy, because he blew up her jeans. Not while she was wearing them, or anything. What fun.

Of Blogs and Castings- on hiatus-I don't really know what I was thinking when I started this... I was incredibly bored. It's not that great. It wasgoing to be about the blogs and the stories behind it, but the next week, James Patterson killed the blog and got Maximum-x.com instead. So, yeah. I might update once in a blue moon. Don't count on it.

Before It's Too Late- in progress-My first fanfic that's not a one-shot, two-shot, or completely crappy. I wrote the first part at one AM. I had a stroke of inspiration. What can I say? I got a lot of reviews and a lot of alerts, so I expanded it, and it's currently what I'm working on.

Co Ed Shopping- complete- Oneshot for Day of Anti-Hardwicke. It's about Iggy and Max shopping for, er, feminine hygiene. I like it, it's starting to grow on me. PLUS it got nominated for the Gasman Award on this site. Check it out!

Dear Fnick-complete...for now. Mwhahhahahah!- Something that came to me in the middle of the night that I had to write. I'm told it's depressing, yet good. I have plans for another chapter possibly. :D

One Year- complete- I was feeling nostalgic. Not my best.

A Thousand Unseen Stars- in-progress- My next project. A story in bite sized chapters--each less than 500 words long. AU, something I've never tried before. We'll see how it works.

Monsters- in-progress- My latest addition to the Jeans/Frogs world. Go read it. A two-shot.

So thanks for reading all of that!

BlueWingedKitty