Hi! I'm just your average high school fangirl here, 'cept I might be a touch schizophrenic xP

I am currently obsessed with Detective Conan/Magic Kaito, but as you can tell from my penname, I'm a Stargate fan through and through.

My avatar was made by Miyuki Sasaki, who is currently one of my most favorite people ever! (glomps) I heart Kaito! :D

I'm working on a story with one of my best buds (she doesn't have an account on ff.net, though). It's the story of SG-13, which is composed of three of the most random individuals ever. I'm also working on a couple of Fushigi Yuugi stories, which I'll try to update regularly. Can't guarantee anything, but please review!

For my story 'The Universe of the Four Tanteis' there is now fanart! I've posted it on my DeviantArt, so follow the link and don't forget to comment!

http://stargatenerd.deviantart.com/gallery/

I also have a Youtube account, with several DC music videos.

http://www.youtube.com/gylfie24linole

And now onto stuff about me.

My favorite animes are: Naruto (though I wish Naruto would just hit Sasuke over the head and drag him back to Konoha), Lucky Star, Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple, and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

My favorite mangas are: Detective Conan, Magic Kaito, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto (I like both the anime and the manga equally), Fushigi Yuugi, Fushigi Yuugi: Genbu Kaiden, Black Cat, R.O.D, Inuyasha, Bleach, and Ranma 1/2.

My favorite TV shows are: Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, The Office, Medium, Prison Break, Star Trek: TNG (Data rocks!!), Yes, Prime Minister (British humor; gotta love it), Fawlty Towers (again, British humor), and Hogan's Heroes.

My favorite movies are: Lord of the Rings, National Treasure, Mulan (the first one; I hated the second one), and Ponyo (Just recently came out in theaters where I live; my boyfriend took me to see it for my b-day)

My favorite books are: Pretty much everything. I was reading Narnia when my classmates were enthralled with Dr. Seuss (I'm not kidding here). My all-time personal favorite, though, would have to be Artemis Fowl. Eoin Colfer is a frickin' genius!! Artemis is just so cool and awesome and smart and just...AWESOME!! Even if he does have a girl's name. I'm sad that the sixth book is supposedly the last one. If one Koboi was going to take over the world, two would probably shoot for the galaxy... Argh! I just got a Stargate/Artemis Fowl plunny! (headdesk) Damn plunnies! Always striking at inappropriate times!

(looks up with huge bruise on forehead) Where was I...? Oh, yeah...

Well, anyways, I don't have any particular pairing that has to happen in fandoms; I just have ones that absolutely can't happen. In no particular order, here they are:

Stargate SG-1:

Jack/Sam Just...I absolutely cannot stand it. I mean, they turn a competent 2IC into 'The Girl', who's lusting after her CO. It's the murder of a perfectly good character!!

Daniel/Vala Yeah, I get that I'm pretty much speaking out against canon pairings, but there are some pairings that are awesome, and some that aren't. Believe me, if these two got together in real life, someone would be dead within the hour.

Stargate Atlantis:

John/Elizabeth At times they do seem like they would make a good couple, but those times are heavily outweighed by the times that Weir looks like she's raping Sheppard with her eyes. Believe me, it's there if you look for it.

Rodney/Keller The only reason Dr. Barbie likes him is because he had amnesia at the time and he wasn't being his usual sarcastic, snarky self! ARGGGHHHHH! Okay, I'm slightly better now...

Rodney/Elizabeth I just can't see it. Sides, Lizzy's too busy lusting after Shep.

Fullmetal Alchemist:

Ed/Winry I can only see these two as a sort of sibling relationship, you know? I mean, I know in the manga Winry actually says she likes him, but I can only see Ed as liking her back as a sister.

Anything else:

I have no definite views on other fandoms of pairings that I don't like. There are views, but they slip and slide and make a big mess that confuses me.

Summaries and info on the stories I'm writing (Meaning they are posted at the moment, in-progress works):

Fandom: Detective Conan/Magic Kaito and Harry Potter

Title: Stop Poking Logic-Shaped Holes In My School!

Summary: Spawned from Chapters 26-30 of Meitantei and Magician. The boys receive a letter inviting them to Hogwarts. Chaos abounds as Umbridge returns only to face the wrath of Shinichi and Hakuba's logic; Heiji gains a furry, unwanted, annoying admirer; Kaito and Luna become partners-in-crime when the thief tries to sneak into the Ravenclaw dorms; and many people come to the conclusion that Harry, who takes every opportunity to glomp Draco, is quite possibly insane. And wait, what's this about Pandora being a Horcrux?

Status: In-progress (First chapter posted; who knows how many to go)

Title: A Beautiful Relationship

Summary: A continuation of my oneshot 'A Beautiful Friendship', since there've been requests to continue it. And the plunnies won't leave me alone (sweatdrop). The boys are in high school now, and meet again after many years. The only catch? Though there is a vague sense of familiarity, none of them remember being friends before. As their memories start coming back, however, they discover a huge conspiracy, along with the fact that Kaito's father did, in fact, not die an accidental death during one of his magic shows; it was murder. KaiShin, not sure about other pairings yet.

Status: In-progress (3 chapters up; who knows how many to go)

Fandom: Detective Conan/Magic Kaito

Title: A Meitantei's Musings and a Magician's Melodramas

Summary: SG-chan's own collection of DCMK drabbles and oneshots. Main pairing will be KaiShin, and gratuitously large amounts of crack. Will update on whims.

Status: In-progress (40 chapters up; don't know how many left )

Title: The Universe of the Four Tanteis

Summary: The Fushigi Yuugi crew have been reincarnated as people from Detective Conan/Magic Kaito! Now they have to recover their memories while figuring out who they can trust. Meanwhile, Nakago has some dastardly plan up his sleeve as a mysterious string of murders comes to light, where all the victims, somewhere on their bodies, have a tattoo; a tattoo of a Celestial Warrior...

Status: In-progress (49 chapters up; somewhere between 25 and 50 chapters to go)

Fandom: Fushigi Yuugi

Title: Double Trouble

Summary: It all started at an innocent barbecue. now Miaka and Yui have to defeat a new evil that has risen in the UoFG by finding the warriors of the fifth god, Huan-Long. But can they find the warriors and all keep their happy endings before the world of the book is destroyed for good?

Status: On temporary hiatus (But with 3 chapters up)

Fandom: Stargate, specifically SG-13, with a whole slew of crossovers

Title: Potpourri

Summary: SG-13 fusions/x-overs/AUs/ARs. You name it, it's in there. They are all oneshots, unless people pester me enough to write a sequel to one of them, or if someone wants to adopt a chapter.

Status: In-progress (Only 1 chapter so far; can't post many since they rely on characters not introduced yet ;)

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist

Title: Soul of the Firebird

Summary: Starts during Volume 2 of the manga roughly. When a new state alchemist comes to East City, everyone's lives are turned upside down. Not only does she specialize in medical alchemy, but her sister is an unofficial chimera expert. When Ed starts having weird dreams, and strange beings called 'Homunculus' start turning up, he learns a secret about these girls that makes him question everything: alchemy, his family, his sexuality, and what he is. And he might, just might be falling in love.

Status: In-progress (4 chapters up; who knows how many to go, and there will be a sequel to this. Eventually)

Summaries and info for the SG-13 Saga (A/N: There will be a small, in-the-background Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple crossover throughout the entire series, but you don't have to know the series to get it. May change later on, though.):

Fandom: Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis.

Title: SG-13: Bad Luck Intro (Part 1)

Summary: Meet SG-13: Major Tyler Reece, a sharpshooting worrywart with a tiny addiction to energy drinks; Lt. Kira Feldin, a self-proclaimed ninja and anime/manga otaku; and Muki Huzanaka, an alien teen with a penchant for chocolate pudding and striped sweatshirts. SG-13 is the bad luck team at the SGC, even more so than SG-1. So, it makes sense when they get sent on the Atlantis expedition to the Pegasus Galaxy, right? But how is a 'cursed' team supposed to function when everyone else on the expedition is just as bad off as them?

Status: In-progress (3 chapters up; 19-20 chapters left)

Fandom: Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis. Small crossover with Detective Conan/Magic Kaito.

Title: SG-13: I Told You Not To Touch It! (Part 2)

Summary: Politics and intrigue await SG-13 as, after the major standoff against the Wraith, they are reassigned to the Milky Way Galaxy. Trouble and misunderstandings with parents, psychotic clones, suspicious and sneaky MIB, and intergalactic ripoffs of televangelists are the least of their worries as a serial killer stalks Colorado Springs. But as secrets and new feelings are brought to light, can the bad luck team escape unscathed?

Status: In-progress (Coming soon hopefully)

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis

Title: SG-13: Love (And Denial) Are In The Air (Part 3)

Summary: SG-13 is once again in Atlantis, City of the Ancients. Dealing with enemies old and new, all normalcy is put on hold when a stasis chamber holding a mysterious girl is found. When awakened, she tells them a shocking story: a prophecy, made millions of years ago, foretelling the end of the Wraith. The girl tells them that she is a member of the prophecy, and that the other four needed are in the city. As the entire expedition is trying to figure out who 'The Chosen Ones' are, something heartbreakingly fragile yet wonderful is forming between two very unlikely people...

Status: In-progress (Coming soon hopefully)

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis crossover with Detective Conan/Magic Kaito

Title: SG-13: Prophesied Cliche (Part 4)

Summary: The Trust throws a wrench in SG-13's works, causing a little problem that's big enough to warrant attention from the IOA, who end up shipping them to Japan to live undercover with Jodie Starling, Reece's childhood friend (and crush). As they try to find the culprits to the predicament they find themselves in, SG-13 find themselves seeking the help of detective Conan Edogawa, as well as crossing paths with the enigmatic Kaitou KID. But as a comet and the Wraith draw near, the team must put all their wits into staying alive if they are to figure out the last pieces of the prophecy. Because when everything you know is suddenly threatened, it takes extraordinary courage to put yourself above the rest, stay strong, and discover what it truly means to be an Heir of Pandora.

Status: In-progress (Coming soon hopefully)

Upcoming stories (Don't expect them anytime soon, though!):

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist fusion with Kanon (the 2006 version)

Title: Fullmetal Kanon (Title may be subject to change. If you have any ideas, PM or e-mail me)

Summary: Roy Mustang visited his cousin Maes Hughes for the summer when he was ten years old. Now, seven years later, he returns to find he has almost no memory of his visit years earlier. As Roy tries to recall exactly what happened, events transpire that make it clear there is something important he has forgotten, something to do with a mysterious yet familiar boy named Edward Elric... RoyEd

Status: Coming soon (hopefully)

Fandom: Naruto and Bleach x-over

Title: Death, Demons, and Magic

Summary: Gai's twin sister returns to Konoha shortly before the Chuunin exams with her own team: Mai Hanasou, Daiki Mitsuni, and Tsukiko Natsukage. The havoc and events that trail in their wake will make Orochimaru, the Akatsuki, Aizen, and other random bad guys wish they'd listened to their mothers and become dentists.

Status: Coming soon (hopefully)

Fandom: Naruto

Title: Crimson Fox, Silver Wolf

Summary: 2 years after the Kyuubi attacked the village, a child was brought to Konoha, seeking refuge. Now, ten years later, Dani Duwazaka and her best friend Naruto Uzumaki have graduated from the Ninja Academy and are officially genin. On their team's first C-ranked mission, they travel to the Land of Waves, where Dani was born. At the repurcussions of the events that transpired, will she be able to protect the people she cares from the nearly-literal demons of her past?

Status: Coming soon (hopefully)

Fandom: Stargate SG-1

Title: Guardians of the Tok'ra

Summary: Jack's clone decides to move back to Minnesota, and ends up in the little town of South Saint Paul. At his new high school, Jon makes friends with a group of girls who have a big secret. When SG-1 gets a message from the Tok'ra saying that a Goa'uld has infiltrated an Earth school with the intention of brainwashing the students, they'll have to figure out how to stop the snake's plans. And just who are the Guardians of the Tok'ra? Are they little more than a myth? Or are they watching Jon, guiding his every move?

Status: Coming soon (hopefully)

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run -bitch - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good freind Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best freind Loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good freind hides me from the cops. A best freind is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good freind lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best freind is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good freind is only through school/college. A best freind is for life.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a key, walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!!

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

-tell the truth and run

-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

-When in doubt, make up words!

-Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

-If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

-You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

-Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

-One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

-the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! (...No, we're all insane. They made me that way!!)

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

'If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.'

'I can picture in my minds eye a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it-...'
-Jack Handy

'I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.'

-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap them for annoying you in the first place.(so many ppeople deserve this, it's not even funny)

-Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

-Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...

-I was thinking, while I was running...

About not hitting trees, I hope.

-The key to getting your mother to shut up!! IT'S BEEN SOLVED!! Here it is:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

-I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. - Unknown

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Douglas Adams

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean

don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. - Zenna Schaffer

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. - Mae West

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

A Poem To Stop Abuse In Relationships!

In the cover of night
Eyes glowing in deep fright
Delicate hands cover sensitive ears
As tears fall down fair cheeks

Full rosy lips parted
Harsh breaths through them departed
Slender body shook
As the night's cold air blew

Why did he do that?
Why did he yell?
Why did he turn
So cold and evil?

The comfort she seeked
From the man she adored
Was tossed out the window
When there is liquor involved

She screams and she yells
But he never hears a thing
As bottles and tables
Are thrown at her head

The only thing to do
Is run far away
But she's too weak
To stay away

He apologizes
But the words are hollow
They both know the next time
It will be that much harder

He's got an addiction
She can't stay away
A vicious cycle
That will never go away

A fragile relationship
Doomed from the start
Was the death of
A innocent soul tonight

The girl stayed too long
Blindless love was her undoing
She didn't leave
The abuse at his hand

All those in love
Must remember one thing
Never stay put
When abuse is your friend

By:fullmetal'sgirl92

Post this if you are against abuse in any relationship!

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko,fullmetal'sgirl92,stargatenerd

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have no problem with O.C.s and have no idea why other people don't like them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM (insert bishie name here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Or all of them? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as diffrent, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutley no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,stargatenerd

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,StargateNerd

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If your FMA OTP is RoyEd, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have run into anything that is able to be run into, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever put a blanket over your head and pretended you were out of phase, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your teacher/classmate/principal/parent/sibling/etc. is a Goa'uld, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Misashi Kishimoto should stop torturing us already and just have Naruto hit Sasuke over the head already and drag him back to Konoha, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a plushie from any anime/manga fandom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Tok'ra and tell people about it, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: stargatenerd

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, StargateNerd

If you know how to read/write Ancient, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know how many times Daniel Jackson has died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Daniel should have gone to Atlantis from the beginning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever attempted to contact aliens through any means, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have, at any time, believed you were psychic, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: stargatenerd

If you cried during Meridian more than once, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that the Stargate IS real and the government is just covering it up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

15 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you chose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you chose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you REPOST THIS BULLETIN in one hour! Do so and it will come true before your next birthday!

RANDOM QUOTES!!

Chocolate makes everything better...except for cavities and diabetes. -StargateNerd

Nobody is a virgin; life has screwed us all. -Anonymous

Hey, look; dirt! -Morwen Mai

Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're going to get. -Forrest Gump

It disappeared out of nowhere! -Schrodinger

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. -Thomas Szasz

I say when life gives you lemons, chuck 'em right back at him! -Calvin and Hobbes

There is a fine line between genius and insanity; I have erased this line. -Oscar Levant

Pyrrrroooooooooooooo... -StargateNerd

Stale pudding! -Muki Huzanaka

Wait, what are you...hey, look, a tree! -Kakashi from Naruto Abridged

The Music Game

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits: Never-Ending Story by Within Temptation...One of my favorite songs. Fits pretty well, too.

Waking Up: Stargate SG-1 theme song...grins proudly Yup, I'm obsessed.

First Day of School: Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne...Is my MP3 on crack or something?

Falling in Love: Reason by Cascada...Totally perfect.

Fight Song: Awe of Dizzy by...Unknown Artist...Funny, 'cause the lyrics are basically saying, 'can't we get ~away~ from violence?'

Breaking Up: Hot 'n Cold by Kate Perry...grin Fits it perfectly.

Prom: Butterfly mega remix by...Unknown Artist...okaaaay...

Life is just...OK: Miracle by Cascada...Yah, this one doesn't make sense.

Mental Breakdown: Moonlight Densetsu theme from Sailor Moon anime...Mmm, I dunno about this one.

Driving: Animals by Nickelback...Yeah, totally fits. :D

Flashback: Forsaken by Within Temptation...depends on the flashback, I guess.

Getting Back Together: Sacrifice by Tatu...It makes sense. I love this group, by the way XD

Birth of Child: Kimi to Yakusokushita Yasashii Ano Basho made by Yuuka Saegusa...yay, a DC song!

Wedding: Field of Dreams by Nightcore...Eh, I'll buy it.

Final Battle: Riot by Three Days Grace...Perfect. Too perfect...

Death Scene: High School by Superchick...I laughed my head off at this.

Funeral Song: All The Things She Said by Tatu...kay, weird.

End Credits: Forever by Nightcore...Eh, kinda makes sense, I guess.

Your One and Only Wish. Do it one by one; don't look ahead!

Update: 11-26-09

Happy Thanksgiving from freezing cold Minnesota, everyone!

SG-chan's DC/MK/HP crossover 'Stop Poking Logic-Shaped Holes In My School!' is now posted! Well, the first chappie, anyways It has also decided to go and get itself a plot, which means that now two of SG-chan's stories have minds of their own. As if sharing my mind with my Tok'ra symbiote Bess wasn't trouble enough.

Bess: (glares) What'd you say?

SG-chan: (meep) Nothing, nothing at all! (mutters) You're acting a lot like a Goa'uld at the moment, though...

Bess: (smug)

Yeah, anyways, pets and wands have already been decided for the boys, as well as which houses, and relationships involving the four. However, suggestions as to other HP pairings, people who you might want to see killed off (cause face it, Shin-chan's a murder magnet; he can't go anywhere for a long time without someone dying), whether Dumbles should kick the bucket or not, and logic wars between the detectives and miscellaneous wizards. Seriously, I need some help on these things; my creativity is a little lacking lately T_T