|She Is Just Away|
Author has written 5 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, House, M.D., and Harry Potter.
4-28-10: My computer won't register power cords anymore, so I can't charge it, so it's dead right now. Meaning no new chapters of Pieces of Insanity for a while.
8-14-10: Yeah, sorry. Well, my computer hasn't been able to be turned on since my last message. But I guilt-tripped my dad into getting me a new one for my birthday, so, yeah. Unfortunately, all my story stuff was on my old computer. But! Pieces of Insanity is not abandoned! Just on hold til I get this computer completely up and running. Cheers!
There are only two worlds – your world, which is the real world, and the other worlds, the fantasy. Worlds like this are worlds of the human imagination; their reality, or lack of reality, is not important. What is important is that they are there. These worlds provide an alternative. Provide an escape. Provide a threat. Provide a dream, and power; provide refuge, and pain. They give your world meaning. They do not exist, and thus they are all that matters.
Do you understand?
Hair: Blonde (slowly turning red, then black. weird family trait.)
OTP(s): Chase/Jack(Xiaolin Showdown) and Tom/Harry (Harry Potter). Janto (Torchwood).
OTP(s): Ben/Riley (National Treasure) and Max/Jude (Across the Universe).
PairingsXiaolin Showdown: Chase/Jack.
Harry Potter: Tom/Harry, Fred/George, Sirius/Remus, Severus/Remus, Draco/Harry, Harry/Luna, Severus/Harry.
Naruto: Sasori/Deidara, Sasuke/Naruto, Kakashi/Sasuke, Itachi/Sasuke, Kakashi/Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka, Shikamaru/Chouji, Neji/Hinata.
Shaman King: Hao/Yoh, Hao/Lyserg, Ren/HoroHoro.
Death Note: Mikami/Light, Ryuk/Light, L/Light, Matt/Mello, Mello/Near, Light/Matsuda, Mikami/Misa.
Danny Phantom: Danny Phantom/Danny Fenton, Danny/Sam, Dash/Danny.
Detective Conan: KID/Shinichi.
Lord of the Rings: Aragorn/Legolas.
House, MD: House/Chase, House/Wilson.
"If the sea was vodka and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up. But the sea isn't vodka and I'm not a duck, so give me my vodka and shut the fuck up."
"If God didn't want guys making out, he wouldn't have put pleasure spots up their asses."
"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."
"Strangers stab you in the front. Family stabs you in the back. Lovers stab you in the heart. Friends poke each other with straws."
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver."
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
"I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away."
"I sold my soul to make room for the sarcasm."
"I used up all my sick days so I called in dead."
"Those that ignore history are doomed to repeat it; those who studied history are doomed to know its repeating."
"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away, and have their shoes."
"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."
"My knight in shining armor turned out to be just a loser in aluminum foil."
"The more you play with it, the harder it gets!" (Honestly, it's a Rubik's Cube. Get your mind out of the gutter!)
"Never underestimate the power of a good duck."
Quotes from my life. (Names have been changed to protect the individuals.)
Quotes from my life. (Names have been changed to protect the individuals.)
"Where's David?" "He's dead. I killed him." (This was on the bus, like three years ago. No idea why I remember it)
"Don't you look at me in that tone of voice!"
"They look like testicles." "I think you mean tentacles?" "Oh." insert laughter from random onlookers
"Yes, I am insane. And yes, you were thinking it, you're just in denial."
"You're insane." "I am not!" "Carly's in denial again!" "I am not!" "So you are insane?"
"And people wonder why I'm afraid of my friends."
"I see smart people."
"I like pie, oh yes I do. I like pie and so shall you. One by number, two-by-two. I will die and so shall you."
"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black-" "Don't make me hurt you." "Oh, now I've gotta start all over again!"
"Crazy Lucky's sissy?" "Yes." "Yay."
"Yobabe?" "Sabba." (Yo-bab-ba? Sab-ba.)
"Why is the sky green?" "Because you're color-blind."
"David has Near tendencies!" "Dammit!"
". . . I is bored. . ." "You're always bored."
"Longer than horny!"
"Omelette du fromage." "Shut up. You're not Dexter."
"DUCKIE!" "Where'd that come from?" "Over there!" -points in random direction-
"Watch this. Duck." "DUCKIE!"
"I wish to poke you but you're too far away and I'm lazy."
"Why do you like slash/yaoi so much?!" "Two hot guys making out." pause "You've converted me." "Again? That's the third time this month."
"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, she has a knife, knife, knife, stuck in her back, back, back, she cannot breathe, breathe, breathe, she cannot cry, cry, cry, that's why she begs, begs, begs, she begs to die, die, die."
"Dude, Candy Mountain!" "Quit ripping off Charlie the Unicorn!"
". . . Mir is langweilig."
"'Hey, Charlie! Hey, Charlie wake up!' 'Yeah, Charlie, you silly sleepy-head, wake up!'" "Will you shut up about Charlie?!"
"I'm a figment of your imagination." "Wow. My imagination sucks."
"I don't know where my sarcasm came from." "It just arrived one day in a shiny box."
"No matter how gifted, you alone cannot change the world."
"Memory is the seamstress, and a capricious one at that."
"Don't complain that roses have thorns, but be glad that thorns have roses."
"Two men looked out through prison bars, one saw mud, the other saw stars."
"Memento Mori." Latin. 'Remember your death,' 'Remember you must die,' 'Remember you are mortal.'
"For what is a hero without the villain to oppose him?"
If you have ever wondered if you are REALLY in someone else's alternate world, put this in your profile.
If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.
If you are going into Xiaolin Showdown withdrawal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.
If you have plans to take over the world, copy this to your profile.
If you think Jack would've taken over the world if it weren't for the Shen Gong Wu, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you consider sarcasm the only weapon you'll ever need, copy this to your profile.
If you wish Edward Cullen and/or Jacob Black were real, copy this to your profile.
If you believe canon was made to be twisted by fanfic authors, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever written a story with a Mary-Sue and felt ashamed or depressed when thinking about said story, copy this to your profile.
If you think they should have shown Red X without his mask, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you or one of your friends have ever called Sasuke, Sas-Uke, copy this to your profile.
Bakura = sexy. Copy and paste if you follow this logic.
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If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.
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If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you believe the seventh book of Harry Potter is just one big typo, copy this to your profile.
If you think Matt's hair is red, dammit, copy this to your profile!
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Reasons For Any Girl To Join The Dark Side
1. They have cookies
2. Kira is a bad guy
3. The good guy seems to become obsessed over their villain
4. You’ll have a good guy on your tail any day you, using your brain and not your looks for once (for the most part), think up a plan
5. Cool “evil” theme music
6. You wouldn’t need to hide your tantrums that happen once a month, since it’s normal to want to kill someone for chocolate at least once a month on the Dark Side
7. There has to be one reason others have called you a psychotic bitch; coming to the Dark Side means you'll just fit in better
8. Sexy costumes
9. Johnny Depp usually plays an evil (or strongly misunderstood character) in movies, and you’d be on his side
10. Obsessing over someone will be completely understandable and accepted when you’re on the Dark Side, encouraged even
We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
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