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Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and Saw. I DO NOT DESERVE THE AIR I BREATHE OR FRIENDS OR FAMILY OR FANFICTION SO SORRY FOR TROUBLING YOU WITH MY SHIT STORIES. DON'T READ THEM IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU I HATE...THIS! THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY OUT. THERE HAS TO BE! 10000 COOKIES FOR SOMEONE WHO WILL SHOOT ME IN THE TEMPLE! BECUASE I'M TOO WEAK TO DO IT MYSELF. FUCK, DON'T LET MY WORDS BOTHER YOU. ENJOY LIFE, LOVES. I KNOW I WON'T GOODBYE FUCKERS! | |||||||||
1. 20 Ways to Annoy Marcus » reviewsJust me, Annoying the most bored character in Twilight. Now added to the story; Annoying the Cullens into INSANITY :D Rated T for language.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,170 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 11-2-09 - Published: 5-9-092. No Hope To Spare » reviewsBella Swan is a bullied girl at Forks High. She is beat up by the none other, Edward Cullen and his gang. Rated T for language. BxE All humanTwilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 182 - Updated: 10-30-09 - Published: 4-10-09 - Bella & Edward3. My Unexpected Kid reviewsAmanda had only one sister, Kylee. They helped each other out in a life of abuse. As adults, they split apart. After Kylee and her husbund die in a accident, they leave Amanda with their only child. How will this turn out when Amanda gets Saved?Saw - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-27-094. What Freddy Can't Handle reviewsBailey think's Freddy's laugh is hilarious. Freddy doesn't. Rated T for swearingA Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-10-09 - Complete5. How I react to being in a Saw movie reviewsThis is how retarted it would be of Jigsaw and John Kramer to have me and my friends actually be in Saw 5.Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-1-09 - Complete6. Kira's Birthday Story reviewsFreddy and Bailey make a birthday party for Kira. :PA Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-25-09 - Complete7. An Old Tale From Old Grandma Bailey reviewsOld Grandma Bailey tells a story about her younger days with Jason. Involves potatoes. Rated TFriday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-20-098. If Jason were a Hippo reviewsEver wondered what it would be like if Jason were a hippo? Read to find out..Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-7-099. Sending Bella To Zimbabwe reviewsI send Bella to Zimbabwe. Rated T for language. Bella bashing sort of. Enjoy :DTwilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-26-09 - Complete
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