Alright people, I've decided to SCREW THE COPY-AND-PASTING and re-do my entire profile. ;D

My name is Cindy, and currently I have a LoTR/HP fetish and an obsession with Legolas/Harry.

'Cuz Harry ain't Harry without a hot blonde seme. ;D

xDD Anyways.

PEOPLE. SEND ME YOUR LOTR/HP RECOMENDATIONS. There aren't enought of that awesome fandom out there! D:

And yes. I know I haven't updated my fics for a hell of a long time. I am aware of that small insignificant fact. And the fact that no one probably cares.

Well. Whatever. ;D

Aaaanywaaaaysss... XD

Let's get started, eh?

Why does it seem like time flies by? Why can't I be eleven again? Why aren't I at Hogwarts enjoying my _ year? Ah well... Severus Snape and the Old Manipulative Bastaaaaaarrrrrrrrrddd... cough Dumbledore aren't there for me to torment--er... "respect", yup--so I guess I'm "too late, just a little too late". DX -Me. 10/20/2009

Hilarious Quotes from other Fanfics:

“Ri-ight,” Harry told the ring, “I once turned down a Dark Lord who offered me power and he did it with a lot more finesse than you. And in case that wasn’t a clear enough answer, that means you can take your power and shove it where…”

‘But I can help you achieve great things. Whatever it is you want out of life, I can bring that to you,’ the ring promised further, glittering extra sparkly in the sun.

Harry had always been able to resist the imperious curse and it pissed him off, thoroughly, when anything, especially horcruxes, entered his mind against his will. This ring was so going down.

“Like I need you to get what I want out of life," Harry snorted, sending the ring a glare for good measure, before continuing to taunt it. "We are going to destroy you, you know. And when we do there is going to be a wild party to celebrate, in fact, I myself will transfigure some firewhiskey to contribute to the festivities. There’s going to be food, and music, and Legolas and I are going to have wild sex to exemplify our joy.” -Escaping Fate by Jaylee1

(A/N: I keep typing Froso instead of Frodo. I'll bet that Tolkien originally wanted Frodo to be Froso, but his typing kept coming out Frodo. And now, the ghost of Froso bothers us all.) -Emerra by Pheilix Reed

WARNING!! THIS STORY CONTAINS SLASH!! THAT IS SAME SEX PAIRINGS, MAN ON MAN ACTION!! DON’T LIKE? DON’T READ!! -Love of my Soul by Artemis Luna Diana (Man on Man Action... LOL. ;D)

“Your equilibrium needs help though.” Frodo quipped and Harry pouted once more.

“I break like one dish and you never let me live it down!” he almost whined.

“Calanon…I’d need at least ten more hands to count the number of dishes you’ve murdered.”

Harry said nothing then. -Do You Believe In Magic? by Twilight Solstice

My Writing Status:

I'm currently relaxing. I'll haul ass some other day. This summer, Cindy writes none, and reads. ;D

STOLEN FROM ‘CoriOrio’, WHOSE PROFILE I JUST HAPPENED TO FIND THIS UNDER.

Funny, I stole this from 'Anonymous.Com' (that is a username, not a website, dumbass. rolls eyes)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. (I will assume this means 'sentence'. -RevengeoftheForsaken)

In fairness to Aberforth, it must be admitted living in Albus's shadow cannot have been an altogether confortable experience.

(Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, in Elphias Doge's Memoriam to Dumbledore.)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?

My cellphone (it's charging right now! ;D) and a Journey to the Center of the Earth (in 3D!) bookmark.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Funny thing is, I don't remember...

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

3:17PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1:31PM (Good God I was off by two hours! O_O)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

(well, with the exception of my playlist playing on www.mixpod.com...)

Me typing on this keyboard as I type this response.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, throwing out the trash.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Anonymous.Com's profile, DUH. rolls eyes

9. What are you wearing?

A pair of Lexington gym shorts (yes, they're CLEAN) and my awesome Lexington hoodie. GO LEX! ;D

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes... but I forgot what it was. xD

11. When did you last laugh?

Last night while I was watching "The Great Queen Seon-deok" when a man had to pose as a nun so they could catch the real assassin so they could freen Deok-man. ;D

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint. That's it. ;D

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Um... the dude in the nun-disguise. xD

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Interesting. xD

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I would buy off the mortgage to my house, get a Beagle, a laptop, HBO, a second flatscreen T.V., a doghouse, dogfood, buy a plane ticket to Korea so I can visit my relatives with my mom, and shove the fact that I am richer than my bitch of an Aunt and that we are more sucessful than her.

(TO SAID BITCHY AUNT: If you're reading this--although you probably won't be able to understand you ugly peice of shit since all you probably know is "yes" "no" "hello" and "thank you"--I hate your motherfucking guts you bitchy fucker. Do me a favor and either become magically nicer and make me actually like you, or go crawl under a moldy rock and just DIE.)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am a Gemini, I am purely Korean, I am born in America, and I am a California-girl. I have black hair. Duh.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics…

Oh God if I list everything then it'd take forever. But I'd change these things:

-Global Warming

-Hunting endangered animals

-Pollution

-Racism

-Hunger

-Bad Econimic Status in America

-People hating Gays

(I'm straight, but I support free-will.)

-Cancer

-Alzheimer's

-Other incurable diseases

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST! :D

-Obesity

19. A quote that you love/live by:

"It has been said that something as small as the fluter of a butterflys wing
can ultimately cause a typhoon half way across the world"-Chaos Theory,

"Get off your lazy ass and do something!" -Me

"Kill two birds with one stone." -I forget who this was

"GO SUCK AN EGG!" -Me

20. George Bush:

-grabs chainsaw- IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT YOU SON OF A BITCH THAT CALIFORNIA IS BANKRUPT AND THAT THE UNITED STATE'S ECONOMY IS GOING DOWN! HELL, I'M NOT EVEN EIGHTEEN AND I'D BE A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN YOU, YOU SISSY! DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE HATE YOU? I FREAKING CHEERED WHEN THAT GUY THREW A SHOE AT YOU! NEXT TIME I HOPE HE THROWS A BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Samantha Alice

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

James David,

Jack,

Jason George,

Jay Keith

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Korea, land of my ancestors and kick-ass dramas. (THE GREAT QUEEN SEON-DEOK! ;D)

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

"Hey God, do you get HD-TV up here? And high-speed Internet? I've got to keep up with my 'Net-friends."

25. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

"Woah, I need to brush my hair..."

26. When is the next time you will have sex?

When I get a good-looking guy that likes me for who I am...

... and right after I'm married.

Hormones be damned.

27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"

"SCORE!" -Me

LOLz.

28. Favorite planet?

Earth, even though people're screwing it up everyday.

29. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?

My MOM, lol. (Sorry, Mom! ;D)

30. What is your favorite ring on your phone?

Well, see, I don't download, and I keep forgetting to record music on my phone...

...but wait, gimme a second...

"Eat You Up" -BoA

"31. What shirt are you wearing?

A Lexington shirt.

(Damn, I'm a walking advertisement for Lex! xD)

32. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?

I'm barefooted. What kinda person wears shoes inside their own house?

33. Bright or Dark Room?

Ehh... if I'm watching a movie: Dark.

Other than that: Light.

34. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

I dunno, I have no clue who she is! O_o

35. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Sleeping. xD

36. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?

"Oh your still in shower i see." -Angela.

(LOL!)

37. Where is your mailbox?

OUTSIDE, OBVIOUSLY, YOU FREAKING DUMBASS! WHERE DO YOU THINK I HAVE IT? MY BEDROOM?

38. What's a word that you say a lot?

"Crap, Damn, Shit, HOLY, Dayum, LOL, HEY GIRL!, WASSUP?, MAH HOMIEEEEEE!, Sucker, Bitch, Fuck, etc."

39. Who told you he/she loved you last?

Ummm... my mom? O_o

40. Last furry thing you touched?

My furry teddy bear. It's kick-ass man. It's so kick-ass...

41. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?

I don't do drugs. ;D

42. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?

ZERO! :D

43. Who was the last person you had a chance meeting with?

Uhhh... I don't remember... it might be Vicky from a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago. Like... in January. O_o

44. Favorite age you have been so far?

TWELVE, BITCHES! It was the year I met Sherry and Yzzie, my homies.

45. Your worst enemy?

Bob the Imaginary Hamster. LOL.

Oh. And:

Katerina (BITCH)

Kiara (THE SLUT)

46. What is your current desktop picture?

A picture (not drawn by me) of Harry, Ron, Ginny, Luna, Hermione, and Neville being happy. ;D

47. What was the last thing you said to someone?

"Yeah, well bye!"

48. If you had to choose between a million dollars or being able to fly, which would you take?

I'm able to fly (on a plane) anyways... so I'll take the money instead.

49. Do you like someone?

I like a lot of people. ;D

50. The last song you listened to?

BoA - My Prayer

51. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?

Yes. Of course I would. She's my mother! (LOL.)

52. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?

Katerina. Or Kiara. Or both. ;D

53. IF YOU COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Winning Three Hundred Thousand Million dollars. ;D

I took this quiz last week, I think, on 08/16/2009

You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

57428 people have received this result since 3-29-08.

TAKE THE QUIZ: http://semeuke.com/quiz.html

CHIBI SEME'S PROFILE:

Mischievous, loyal, and intelligent, the Chibi Seme always seems to have a quiet energy whispering around them, suggesting that there is much more to them then what there first appears to be. Laid-back, and not one to call a lot of attention to themselves, they tend to guard their creative, forceful, (and somewhat manipulative) inner self behind an easygoing and playful exterior shell, which makes it impossible for most to truly know them. It takes a special Uke personality to see into the Chibi Seme's deep hidden self and release their sensual side, but once the Chibi Seme has let in that one special person, they will be forever loyal, loving, and protective.

A Chibi Seme will never be completely happy with just the ordinary. Setting themselves somewhat apart from the rest of the world, they need someone like-minded to keep them challenged intellectually and spiritually - a partner to inspire their dark naughty adventures and give them the motivation to take control.

The Chibi Seme personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:

Japanese Element: Wind

Chinese Zodiac: Dog

Color: Camouflage

Fruit: Kiwi

Dessert: Cheesecake

Theme Song: MH by Kra

Don't ask why I took the quiz. I was curious. ;D

The color... eh. I like blue, but camouflage is bad-ass, so whatever. ;D

FUNNY QUOTES FROM MY LIFE:

Tuesday, 08/18/2009, on Meebo/AIM. This was when we found out that we walked (well... I walked) a mile to school for nothing:

Me: how are you going to vent?

Me: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Yzzie: I VENT

Yzzie: ...

Yzzie: INNER

Yzzie: LY

Yzzie: ISH O-O;

Yzzie: ROFL

Yzzie: XD

Me: XDDDDDDD

Me: it's going to explode.

Yzzie: yea

Me: the bottle you keep your emotions in.

Yzzie: DX

Me: and then you're going to turn into an insane homicidal teenager with the capacity to kill that would make Hitler jealous.

Me: XDDDD

Me: >DDDDDDD

Yzzie: xDDDDDDDDDDD

Me: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Yzzie: true >:D

(The quote 'homicidal teenager with the capacity to kill that would make Hitler jealous' is a spinoff of a quote from "Harry's Sanity")