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Author has written 11 stories for Matrix, Death Note, Skulduggery Pleasant series, and Firefly. "Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy," is a quote I should take to heart. I reserve the right to shamelessly display all my opinions on everything in every fanfiction I write. I reserve the right to fan-girl in my reviews and never say anything useful. I reserve the right to start long PM conversations because of a review. I reserve the right to not review a story because I'm just not in the mood. I reserve the right to offer to beta a story because I like it. I reserve the right to update once every two weeks and except immediate reviews. I reserve the right to reserve my rights. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you believe that your OCs are better then anything the original writers could ever come up with, your OC is probably a Mary-Sue. (If you agree with the above statement, copy and paste it into your profile.) Ever had writers block when talking? Well... Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born. A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule. Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them. Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. Here's a tip to avoid death by celebrity: First off, get a life. They can't touch you if you're out doing something interesting. Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that. Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'. Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care. It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his. People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs. The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments. The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him. There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters. This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence. Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. Why do writers write? Because it isn't there. You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time. You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious. Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our intellects. Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) | |||||||||||
1. Don't Look in the ClosetShe sees things she didn't see before, the oil shines in the light, a siren call, a fog horn on a lighthouse, warning boats away during the storm. Riverspeak, no spoilers.Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Published: 8-12-09 - River2. 100 Themes » reviewsA 100 theme challenge for SkulPles. WARNING: Contains a truck-load of OCs and almost nothing canonical. Also, minor spoilers for Rippling Pool, but no one cares about that. Rated to be safe. Drabble 7 "Heaven" is up.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-13-093. Mother's Day reviewsMother's Day in the Raveneye Pleasant household. Pre-death Skulduggery fun. Completely random.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-10-09 - Complete4. Rippling Pool » reviewsIf you pretend long enough, and hide long enough, it becomes so natural that sometimes you forget that you ever had to pretend at all.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,355 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-25-09 - Published: 11-18-085. Little Thief reviewsIt all depends on two things. One is where you came from, your past, your experiences, the people who had an impact on you. The other is your will to change it, and leave it behind. Tanith Low's beginnings, from start to end.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-19-096. Eggs reviews…Ah." Easter. Easter! "Honey, its-" He turned, eyes wide, only to find his wife with a bag of candy and another bag of empty plastic eggs. Holiday fic, mostly centered on the parents.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-12-09 - Complete7. From Letter to Letter » reviews26 Drabbles for 26 symbols and 26 random situations. Get ready for angst, humor, 'your mom' jokes, and much, much more.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-25-098. Stolen Goods » reviewsChina’s eyebrow rose almost imperceptibly at her, before she answered what the detective had asked. “No, I don’t have a skull lying around.” Pure Crack. Enjoy. Chapter Two: "Phones," is up.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-25-09 - Published: 1-21-099. What Really Happened? reviewsWhat really happened after the incident after the Yellow Box? Some fans say Matsu got over it. Some say he got drunk, and then over it. What really happened was quite different... Crack!fic, MatsuXIde... I blame Kira.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-5-08 - Matsuda T. & Ide H. - Complete10. Who said Vengeance is Best Served Cold? reviewsSome like it cold. Some like it hot. Some like it with deep fried with chocolate icing and pink sprinkles. But there is one girl who wants it served with a cold, hard jail-cell where Kira can't hurt anyone else ever again. 2 OCsDeath Note - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-8-0811. Matrixography reviewsMatrix written with my words and my thoughts. Thought processes and such that the movie doesn't explain, confusing events sorted out. This is on the Matrix Reloaded, because thats how I roll.Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-3-08 - Neo & Trinity
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