| ThreeBooksInTheFire |
Author has written 15 stories for Matrix, Death Note, Skulduggery Pleasant series, and Firefly. "Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy," is a quote I should take to heart. I do not remove fan-fictions on my profile page. Even if it's horrible to me and I wish I could take it back from your mind, I keep it up, because some people might love it. I've had that done to me often enough. I wish I could remove: Matrixography, Who Said Vengeance is Best Served Cold?, What Really Happened?, Little Thief, Rippling Pool, 100 Themes, and CaricaTure. So, I went through my profile, looking for things I could bear to take out, and this is what I kept. It's still pretty long. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them. Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that. Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'. Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments. The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him. Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? Why do writers write? Because it isn't there. You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious. I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him. ...that sounded really mean... I'm a nice person, honest! | |||||||
1. A Pleasant Satire » reviewsA collective plea from the cast of Skulduggery Pleasant turns into a multi-chapter story with questionable prospects of ever being finished. Rated M for language and terrifying ideas. Such as Duskyrie and Fletchina.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 8-31-10 - Published: 8-21-10 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. & Skulduggery P.2. Dreaming Contexts » reviewsSkulduggery woke, curled up on his side around the Escort Sphere. He did not remember his dream, but that was for the best. He felt rather sticky and that was never a good sign; he could only hope that he hadn't screamed.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-28-10 - Published: 7-27-10 - Skulduggery P. & Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.3. Everything » reviewsThere's a simple reason why we keep following you, Skulduggery, no matter what mistakes you make. You're everything to us; without you, we have nothing.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-25-10 - Published: 2-24-104. CaricaTure » reviewsHave you ever heard of things called Clock Roaches? No? Good. That's very good. Basically, if you see a giant flying thing looking like it wants to eat you, run away and let me take care of it. I'm Genre Savvy enough to do it.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-28-09 - Published: 12-26-095. Don't Look in the Closet reviewsShe sees things she didn't see before, the oil shines in the light, a siren call, a fog horn on a lighthouse, warning boats away during the storm. Riverspeak, no spoilers.Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-12-09 - River6. 100 Themes » reviewsA 100 theme challenge for SkulPles. WARNING: Contains a truck-load of OCs and almost nothing canonical. Also, minor spoilers for Rippling Pool, but no one cares about that. Rated to be safe. Drabble 7 "Heaven" is up.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-13-097. Mother's Day reviewsMother's Day in the Raveneye Pleasant household. Pre-death Skulduggery fun. Completely random.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-10-09 - Complete8. Rippling Pool » reviewsIf you pretend long enough, and hide long enough, it becomes so natural that sometimes you forget that you ever had to pretend at all.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,049 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-25-09 - Published: 11-18-089. Little Thief reviewsIt all depends on two things. One is where you came from, your past, your experiences, the people who had an impact on you. The other is your will to change it, and leave it behind. Tanith Low's beginnings, from start to end.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-19-0910. Eggs reviews…Ah." Easter. Easter! "Honey, its-" He turned, eyes wide, only to find his wife with a bag of candy and another bag of empty plastic eggs. Holiday fic, mostly centered on the parents.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-12-09 - Complete11. From Letter to Letter » reviews26 Drabbles for 26 symbols and 26 random situations. Get ready for angst, humor, 'your mom' jokes, and much, much more.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-25-0912. Stolen Goods » reviewsChina's eyebrow rose almost imperceptibly at her, before she answered what the detective had asked. "No, I don't have a skull lying around." Pure Crack. Enjoy. Chapter Two: "Phones," is up.Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-25-09 - Published: 1-21-0913. What Really Happened? reviewsWhat really happened after the incident after the Yellow Box? Some fans say Matsu got over it. Some say he got drunk, and then over it. What really happened was quite different... Crack!fic, MatsuXIde... I blame Kira.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-5-08 - Matsuda T. & Ide H. - Complete14. Who said Vengeance is Best Served Cold? reviewsSome like it cold. Some like it hot. Some like it with deep fried with chocolate icing and pink sprinkles. But there is one girl who wants it served with a cold, hard jail-cell where Kira can't hurt anyone else ever again. 2 OCsDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-8-0815. Matrixography reviewsMatrix written with my words and my thoughts. Thought processes and such that the movie doesn't explain, confusing events sorted out. This is on the Matrix Reloaded, because thats how I roll.Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-08 - Neo & Trinity