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here are the basics: height-5'6" eyes-brown hair-brown skin-caramel
i'm sort of a dark person. i'm quiet and shy. i like dark things. sometimes i can be a bother but i tend to comfort people when they need to be comforted. i'm pessimistic and i have a carefree attitude.
...ask if you want to know anything else about me.

i love angst. give me that any day and i will be ecstatic. but then again, i like all the genres whether happy, sad, fluffy, angsty, or just pure loving. i'm really not too picky about what i read. my only demand is that it is entertaining. if it gets too boring or the action doesn't pick up later, i drop what i was reading so go entertainment!!

question: can anyone recommend anything music, books, quotes, movies, tv shows, etc./ at all? i love learning about new things and getting to know them. so please, please mention something? also if you do, can you please specify category, where it came from (if book or quote), artist and song title (if music), and where you can find it? i greatly appreciate it!!

QUOTES:

i don't have any milk!! -me

yeah! who's your daddy now, bitch!? -cobra starship, snakes on a plane (bring it!)

yeah, baby! i can't wait to use that thing! -megaman, megaman nt warrior

rock, baby! -megaman, megaman nt warrior

i've said it before and i'll say it again: mess with the best, lose like the rest -megaman, megaman nt warrior

if i never see this guy again, it'll be too soon. -megaman, megaman nt warrior

yeah! it must be time to eat because defoe just got served! -lok lambert, huntik:secrets and seekers

oh wow! ninja janitors! this place rocks! -little boy, huntik:secrets and seekers

there's a force... a speed force. it's calling me. -flash, justice league

superman. i'm here to kill you. is this a bad time? -doomsday, justice league

plastic little spastic. -penny pingleton, hairspray: the movie

hey, show up with an army of undead warriors to save the day, and suddenly you're everybody's best friend. -percy jackson, percy jackson and the olympians, rick riordan

you're not...human!
quite human actually, just extraordinarily gifted. -seto kiba and maximillian pegasus, yu-gi-oh!

fanfiction quotes:

Hey, He whhispered.
Do I know you? I teased.
I dont believe you do, my name is Jesus.
Oh? Im atheist though.
I can morph into trees -Wishful thinking, Geekydino

Just then, my cell phone rang. I looked at the caller id to see that it was an unknown number. I gave Alice an apologetic smile, she nodded and I answered. "Is this Bella's Whore House?" If I could, I would have popped out of Edward's phone and strangle him to death. "No. This is Bella Swan's Mortuary. You kill 'em, we chill 'em." "Not funny." I chuckled darkly, "Your face is." "Ouch."
-positive, negative, not so much, Nikkipedia

"He's given me the ultimatum to be his slave so he won't spill the beans about your pregnancy." "What!?" "I know." Alice's face was one of shock, "What! He can't do that! That asshole can't force you to be his slave! What the hell!" "I know." Alice became frustrated, "Bella! Stop saying 'I know' and do something about it! Tell him 'No'! Wait, you know what?" I quirked an eyebrow, "What?" "Say 'Hell no, Edward. Don't rely on me to beat your meat.'" I know now wasn't the time to laugh, but I couldn't help it. I laughed so hard, I began to tear up. Alice huffed, "Bella, I'm serious!" I leaned back into my seat, "Alice, I know you're serious, but that was hilarious! 'Beat your meat'? What the heck?" Alice smiled imply, "Yeah, that was funny. It's probably my unbalanced hormones." -positive, negative, not so much, Nikkipedia

It wasnt that he was bad-tempered. No, not at all. But the Forsworn well. See, there were few things in the world that Eragon hated more than boy bands. They were annoying. They were overly sentimental. They were a bunch of pretty boys in prancing around on stage singing about how sensitive they were. The only thing worse than a boy band, in Eragons opinion, was an emo boy band, and that was exactly what the Forsworn were.
Naturally, the band was incredibly popular. -Say Cheese!, Drowned Hopes

I'd never really been a fan of the dark and only really stopped fearing it at the age of 12. And a half. Needless to say, dark shapes within darkness that moved in the darkness didn't exactly give me that comforting, kingly feeling. -A Clear, Blue Sky, xMysteriousDarknessx

Not that anything could surpass the burning hatred I held for my uncle whom killed my father, but lighting storms would have to come second on the list. -A Clear, Blue Sky. xMysteriousDarknessx

I heard Peter chuckle softly. "Can you no sleep either?" he asked in that cute, British wherever that was accent of his. -A Clear, Blue Sky, xMysteriousDarknessx

I will always keep you safe, Caspian... That is my promise. -A Clear, Blue Sky, xMysteriousDarknessx

Whore you calling? Aksel asked eagerly.
The Insanity Asylum. They have an escaped patient, Eragon stated emotionlessly.
Go ahead! I've always wanted to go there, Aksel said and stated to jump up and down on the unmade bed. -Hidden In Plain Sight, sussiekitty

Aksel is nothing more than my friend. Well, soon hell be my former friend becasue i shall chop off his dick, shove it up his ass and strangle him with his own intestines before serving his head to his scheming devil of a sister on a silver plate.
Murtagh choked. Eragon lifted an eyebrow slightly. The dark haired man coughed and quickly regained his cool.
...You wouldnt happen to be a woman underneath those clothes? I could have sworn that was a womans threat, Murtagh drawled amusedly. -Hidden In Plan Sight, sussiekitty

Im sorry things didnt work out between us, Eragon. But you deserve to follow your heart as I shall follow my pants! he stated loudly and ended his small speech by holding a hand knotted in a determined fist. -Hidden In Plain Sight, sussiekitty

interests (just to warn you guys, it's a lot):

BOOKS- a series of unfortunate events, absolute boyfriend, angels and demons, anita blake series, artemis fowl, burned, cirque du freak, crank, the da vinci code, deception point, demonatta, fruits basket, fullmetal alchemist, gathering blue, gravitation, harry potter, hawk: occupation skateboarder, impulse, inheritance cycle, just listen, loveless, maniac magee, maximum ride, megaman nt warrior, the oedipus cycle, the odyssey, pendragon, percy jackson and the olympians, ranger's apprentice, romeo and juliet, saiyuki, skip-beat, someone like you, spiderwick chronicles, stargirl, the canterbury tales, the chronicles of narnia, the melancholy of haruhi suzimiya, the mortal instruments, the oedipus cycle, the odyessy, the truth about forever, things not seen, this lullaby, till we have faces, to kill a mockingbird, twilight saga, vampire knight, wuthering heights, yu-gi-oh!

MOVIES- 21, a.i.: artificial intelligence, a few good men, a knight's tale, alice in wonderland, alladin, bambi, beauty and the beast, big fish, cast away, catch me if you can, cinderella, click, dark knight, dodgeball, drumline, dumbo, e.t., final fantasy vii: advent children, forest gump, gladiator, harry potter, high school musical, hulk, i am legend, independence day, ironman, james bond, kickin' and screamin', kill bill, kung fu panda, lord of the rings, mary poppins, mission impossible, mulan, mystic river, naruto, peter pan, pirates of the carribbean, pride and prejudice, old school, resident evil: extinction, rush hour, saving private ryan, scary movie, school of rock, secondhand lions, sense and sensibilty, seven pounds, shooter, sleeping beauty, slumdog millionaire, snow white and the seven dwarves, stardust, taken, talledaga nights: the ballad of ricky bobby, the anchorman, the bourne identity, the bourne supremacy, the bourne ultimatum, the chronicles of narnia, the da vinci code, the fifth element, the incredibles, the lion king, the little mermaid, the matrix, the other boylen girl, the thomas crown affair, the war, the waterboy, titanic, titus, tropic thunder, twilight, valkyrie, wedding crashers, west side story, who framed roger rabbit?, zoolander

MUSIC- 3Oh!3, aaron carter, alicia keys, aly & aj, amber pacific, amy grant, armor for sleep, ashley parker angel, audioslave, avenged sevenfold, avril lavigne, bestie boys, benny benassi, beyonce, big & rich, billie holiday, billy joel, blink 182, bon jovi, bonnie raitt, boston, bowling for soup, brand new, brandy, carrie underwood, cartel, cascada, chris brown, clay walker, cobra starship, coldplay, count basie, cupid, cute is what we aim for, damien rice, daniel powter, danity kane, dashboard confessional, daughtry, david arkenstone, david gray, destiny's child, dido, dirty vegas, duffy, duncan sheik, eagles, elbow, enur, evanescence, fall out boy, fatboy slim, fergie, the flaming lips, flyleaf, foo fighters, framing hanley, franz ferdinand, fullmetal alchemist, garth brooks, good charlotte, green day, gwen stefani, heart, hellogoodbye, hinder, hollywood undead, hoobastank, hotspur, howie day, incubus, j. holiday, james blunt, jay-z, jesse mccartney, jim brickman, jimmy eat world, jon mclaughlin, jonas brothers, kanye west, katy perry, keane, kelly clarkson, keyshia cole, lady gaga, leona lewis, lettuce, lifehouse, lil' wayne, lily allen, linkin park, lupe fiasco, luther vandross, mandy moore, marc anthony, mariah carey, maroon 5, marvin gaye, mary j. blige, matchbox twenty, metalingus, metro station, miley cyrus, muse, my chemical romance, namie amuro, natahsa bedingfield, natalie imbruglia, ne-yo, new found glory, new kids on the block, nickelback, nine inch nails, nsync, ok go, omd, one republic, panic at the disco, pantera, papa roach, paramore, pat benatar, p!nk, placebo, plain white t's, play, plies, poison, prince, prince & the new power generation, quietdrive, radiohead, rascal flatts, relient k, republica, rihanna, rise against, rooney, saliva, saving jane, sean paul, secondhand serenade, shania twain, shinedown, shiny toy guns, simple plan, slipknot, snow patrol, something corporate, spice girls, steohen jerzak, sugarcult, sum 41, switchfoot, t.i., t-pain, taylor swift, the all-american rejects, the bravery, the calling, the click five,the cranberries, the doors, the fray, the grateful dead, the killers, the magnetic fields, the medic droid, the offspring, the pussycat dolls, the red jumpsuit apparatus, the starting line, the ting tings, the vines, the who, third eye blind, three days grace, tim mcgraw, timbaland, tlc, tokio hotel, toni braxton, travis, u2, utada hikaru, vanessa carlton, vertical horizon, verve pipe, we the kings, weezer, weird al yankovic, will smith, whitney houston

PAIRINGS: fullmetal alchemist: edward elric/roy mustang, edward elric/russell tringham fruits basket: kyo sohma/tohru honda harry potter: draco malfoy/harry potter, fred weasley/george weasley inheritance cycle: eragon/murtagh loveless: agatsuma soubi/aoyagi ritsuka, natsuo/youji, koya/yamato maximum ride: max/fang, max/iggy megaman: protoman/megaman (blues/rockman), chaud blaze/lan hikari (enzan/ netto), searchman/protoman, searchman/megaman, chaud/laika, lan/laika merlin: arthur pendragon/merlin(emrys) mortal instruments: jace/clary vampier knight: kaname/yuki, kaname/zero, zero/yuki

SHOWS- casshern sins, castle, foster's home for imaginary friends, fruits basket, fullmetal alchemist, george lopez, glee, hangin' with mr. cooper, hell's kitchen, house, jeopardy, kitchen nightmares, loveless, mash, megaman/rockman, merlin, midori days, my wife and kids, naruto, naruto shippuuden, one tree hill, ouran high school host club, pokemon, prison break, steel angel kurumi, wheel of fortune, yu-gi-oh!

RECCOMENDATIONS: books~the mortal instruments series (the plot twists are crazy and you're going to find that you're going to want more after you read the third book.) music~hotspur (the song 'chandelier'. this song is soo addicting!! you will want to listen to it over and over again.) tv show~merlin (it's absolutely amazing and the main characters are to die for. literally.)

http://images.neopets.com/faerieland/dark_faerie_icon.gif"> i'm a dark faerie!!-You have a lot in common with dark faeries. You probably enjoy playing tricks on others and are most happy at night.

IMPORTANT: I AM NOT BBC, CAPCOM, CASSANDRA CLARE, JAMES PATTERSON, NOR NBC, THEREFORE, I DO NOT OWN MEGAMAN, MERLIN, MAXIMUM RIDE, MORTAL INSTRUMENTS SERIES, NOR ANYTHING RELATED TO THESE PUBLISHED WORKS.

p.s. hey. i'm going to take my stories down so i can re-edit them and put them back on later in the year. this way, you'll get more quality writing from me and it won't seem so amateur. i'm also writing some more things that i hope everyone will like. so please, don't expect any updates any time soon. i'm sorry if this is a problem but i feel it's the best thing for myself and my audience. thank you.