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Poll: Who Do You Think Will win Total Drama Island HTf? Vote Now!
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since: 08-01-08, id: 1654540, Profile Updated: 07-15-09
country: USA
Author has written 2 stories for Happy Tree Friends, and Total Drama series.

Name: jordan

Age: 13

Gender: Male

Nationality: American

Location: Virginia

About Me: Im pretty nice, laid back guy when u get to know me

Favorites Books: Warrior Cats novels, Small steps, Holes, Salt in His Shoes, The Outsiders

Favorite Games: Halo Series, Sly Cooper Series, Jak and Daxter, Crash Bandicoot, Resident Evil 4, GTA Series, Crackdown, Rayman series, Ratchet and Clank, Kingdom Hearts, Mirrors Edge

Favorite Artist and Bands:Rolling Stones , Garbage, Fall out Boy, Gym Class Heroes, Fabolous, Common, Dr. Dre , Green Day, Trocadero, Linkin Park, John Legend, Kanye West, The Game,Nickleback, Swear By This

Favorite Movies: Con Air, Yamakasi, Shaolin Soccer, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Hancock, Wanted, Undercover Brother, District 13

YOUR REAL NAME: Jordan

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Jorizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Orange Fox

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Xaiver Oxfordshire
(I would go into opera just so i could have this name)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

McCjoson

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Green Root Beer (That Is Disgusting! Hold on...)

Green Sobe (Awwwwww Yeah XD)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

ocvotre
(7 letters to spell it, 1 lifetime to say it lol)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Corlece (Wait... I'M A GIRL!?)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Miss Celie (Again with a girls name!)

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have this small circle one on my arm, but i have no idea how i got it (my sister thinks it was a ring worm, but no. that. is. disgusting.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Posters

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I used to snore, but now i'm in the drooling phase -_-

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Rock and Rap

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 12:15, now its my wake up time

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? a cure for pocrastination

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Being able to have a dream that made sense

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My hat, a beanie with a picture of the chicago bulls logo ang the Tazmanian devil on it, never leave home without it!

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5 ft 6 in

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? yep... small space is bad place

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? yea my imigination gets the best of me

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My sister, we were messing around and she punched me in the stomach. Hard. Really Hard.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? -no comment-

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? No real specific desire in hair, i guess dark. eye color dosen't matter much

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? as a guy, i think i'm gonna be the one proposing

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Hmm, hard choice, we'll settle this the way god intended it (flips a coin) Heads coffe, Tails energy drink (coin lands on its side) ...crap

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? peperoni

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Since you're asking, Pizza

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Eh, no (Maybe that's what i could eat right now

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? The hat my dad gave me when i was 3 years old

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? yes

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? no

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? And1

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? yes

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? a jack russel terrier

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? hard to say, but probably not

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Probably to just tell them yourself

30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 60

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? my cousin

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? some of the stuck up kids at my school

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? no

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Not that talkative at school

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? I thought i met Sumuel L Jackson once, but it was just a mannequin, i still got a photo

37. FIRST JOB? don't have one yet

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? yes. hillarious results ensue

39. DO YOU SWEAR? all the time with friends

40.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? listening to music

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Being Smart

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? no but i'm getting them soon. i asked one of my friends what it was like and he said it was a painful painful experience (thanks buddy :l)

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Resident Evil 5

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2-3

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Michael Jordan

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? All the time

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? HOW THE HECK WOULD I KNOW!?

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? no Keyboard FTW

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Roast Beef

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Yes

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? None

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Depends on who i am

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not at all

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? just listen to music by myself for a while

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? i don't have a second home

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My crash bandicot doll- i mean action figure... it wasn't a doll

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? i dont remember

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? no. i was a blues clues baby!

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? yes

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? i guess mashed potatoes

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Nice, Cute, since of humor, makes me feel good, has a mid of their own

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? JJ, J-Mac, Mic, Jor-Dee, Xaiver, and now Jorizzle (i never noticed i had so many until now)

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Bands: Trocadero, The Uggos, Swear By This, John Legend, Consequence, 2Pac, Breaking Benjamin, Linkin Park, Eminem, Mindless Self Indulgence

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Happy Tree Friends, Yu Yu Hakusho, Attack of the Show, Ninja Warrior, Chappelle's Show, Whose Line is it Anyway, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Codemonkeys, Meet The Browns

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Haven't taken it yet

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate/Vanilla

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes, wait... 4...12...17...20 Yes!

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Few minutes ago

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? What? Yes the is, it's right there!

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 60mph, but it was on park so i don't know if that counts or not

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? um, okay

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Gun Metal Green by Trocadero

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? cousin

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? their face, either their eyes of hair

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Piano Man by Billy Joel, it really made me think deeply on the things to come and the things i'd do in my life which was pretty helpful in making me the person i am today when i first heard it. And i first heard it when i was in headstart so i think that's a bonus

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Don't hate nutin

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? December, i just like the magical feel it brings

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Capricorn

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Black

86. EYE COLOR? Brown

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? Sonics

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? no, tried it, hated it

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Harpers Island

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? December 24, it bring a delightful calm on the earth

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? The piano, the only song i can play is reflection eternal, by nujabes

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I... Don't... Care.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Year long pass to Bush Gardens (Meet ya there)

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? an Imiginary car!

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Q&A, the book Slumdog Milloinare was based off of (love that movie)

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: its moving, i'm pretty good friends with the girl that i like and we get to hang out quite alot

SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. (im 13!! where the heck do i get a gun!?)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Nice to meet you, my name is Mind-Speaking Bitch-Ass... stupid poll)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (
. . . )
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (Trust me, im not that devoted.)

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (What?!)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (i think i dislike this one the most)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Why would someone even say that?! I know A LOT of people who wear black)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
IHAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Ummm, akward question?)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (equally akward)

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Sucky List!!)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude (Yeah, cause a 13 year old virgin is sooo bad.)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (Who dosen't?)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I jut don't like any of the girls at my school like that.)

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (nope)
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (i wonder, was the person that made this really deep thoughted, or just a jerk?)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I must be stuck-up
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (H8 it)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
II have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (livin the dream huh?)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (i really detest this one too)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (HEll Yea!!)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (WTF)
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (Well im not really english, but all my friends say that i have an english accent)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Stupid i arent)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

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