Hello.

Erm yeah. I try to write stories and make awesome plots... But instead it comes out as CRACK!FIC! . Anyway I like looooads of anime and manga things. Itazura Na Kiss, Vampire Knight, Zombie Loan, Uzumaki, Gakuen Heaven, Only The Ring Finger Knows, Yamamoto Nadeshiko Shichi Henge, Liar Game, Death Note, Gakuen Alice etc etc. Oh! And I have read so much yaoi that I don't even know the names of individual stories anymore and in fact if you asked me for titles what comes out my mouth won't make sense. Maybe thats why my debut on slacker_ties was this...

Mr Bawb Hardee and Nick Mcarthras the sneaky mcsneak of sneaks, Hardee the sneak and Mcarthras the Mc making up the unstopable duo and siamese twins of MCSNEAK YEAH WHAT!! were the very famous band from the Pineapple land of fire slowly turned the massive roaring beast between his/their legs down the sandy crevices of the beach, eventually the beast started a strange gurgling noise as the exhaust pipe of this strange beast had now been submergered by the watery sea...or so he/they had thought. Things were not were as they seem. The smells made strange colours appear before Hardee's eye but he was blind so Mcarthras with his seeing eyes saw and he could see these colours of red and orange and yellow and puce and pastel he had never associated with this sea water before. I
As Mcarthras spelt the names of the colours out Hardee cried
"I HAVE NOT SEEN THOSE COLOURS BE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS SEAWATER BEFORE... EVEN AT NIGHT WHICH I ASSUME IT IS NIGHT THEREFORE THEREFORE THEREFORE THEREFORE"
Mcarthras foot found Hardee's mouth. He would be confusing himself all night long if the chance took to him.
"Therefore it is not the sea water WE SEEK!!" the Mcarthras yelled as Hardee looked hungrily, The strange beast between their/his legs suddenly stopped its gurglish purr in the water wet like substance.

"Ek!"

"eK!"

"EK!"

"ek!"

Now the two could hear strange noises... boy were they scared so shitless that they were shaking and all the other signs of shaking or being scared.
Scared, shaken, nervous Hardee's hand fumbled searching for the head...light switch and with much strength flicked that bastard on.

ARRRRRRRRRRKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHRWEERRRERRRRRRRRRR!! TWO SEAWEED MONSTERS JUMPED UP TOWARDS THE TWO ON THE BEAST THEY SCREECHED AND THEY SCREAMED THEY ACHED AND THEY CRIED AS THE BRIGHT HEAT FROM THE HEADLIGHTS SNARED AND MADE THE SEAWEED PEEL OFF REAVELING...reaveling

Kaprono and Themson. The pale calm boys usually like a light beacon of white light on their nights of naked circle dancing were alive and red like fire, they were so burnt like the sunburntness of the sunburnt that Mcarthras felt all erotic like a volcano all over his half of the Mcsneak body BUT Kaprono and Themson were the ones who looked like volcanos. And they kept on screaming the decibels snearing the burnt skin to suddenly peel away and shed like a snake or whatever. Mcarthras squealed in pure delight as he jumped into the arms of the nearestnewly paleskinned, the other half of mcsneak followed like a siamese twin quite fluidly into the tangle of pure white moonlight legs into the unknown substance that was forgotten about. Which was aloe vera

And they did stuff and there were lots of screaming that kept me the narrator up all night wishing I wasn't locked inside a car boot. Don't ask.

THE END!!

But hey who really needs sense anyway? Long live Seahorses!

(slacker_ties is in fact a LJ community for Franz Ferdinand and their slackerettes to keep the love of making Alex Kapranos fanfics to read alive.)