Hellooooooo people!!

My name is Natasha. Hence the name Tash. Don't ask about the tantalizing teapot part..

I'm a little teapot short and stout

Ever heard that song?

By the way; if you have plans to leave with your mind intact, I suggest you do so right now.

Come on.

You heard me.

Still there?

Oh well, then.

A little info about me: I'm 20. I'm getting old.. Soon I'll have grey hair and a walking stick! "When I am an old woman I shall wear purple, With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me." I love that poem.

I also collect dust bunnies. My favourite is named Bob. He lives under my desk, and he's a major critic. Sarcastic little thing that he is.. I train them, by the way. So beware! Mwhahahahaha!! Watch out for my army of evil dust bunnies of DOOM! Aw, crap. I just spoiled the surprise. Now I'll have to find a new way to take over the world.. :sulks:

I do have some fics I'm working on, and hopefully they'll be published soonish.. I would really like to do that, but I'm hoping to have a bigger plan over how the story will progress first, or else it will only die.. And that would be very sad indeed.

I'm a Hufflepuff!

Who said all Hufflepuffs are cuddly innocent beings??

My favourite parings are as follows:

Harry Potter/Severus Snape (don't ask me why.. Seriously..)

Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy (they are just cute! I want to hug them! cuddles)

Harry Potter/Lucius Malfoy (Not as much as Snarry or Drarry. And don't ask.)

Remus Lupin/Sirius Black (they belong together! REMUS LUPIN DO NOT MARRY TONKS!! Okay.. Moving on now..)

Remus Lupin/Severus Snape (sometimes. I repeat: sometimes)

And just so you know it: I'm a fan of Slytherin!Harry, Super!Harry (if they're not overdone), creature!Harry aaaaand dark!Harry And lately I have found an interest for evil!Harry.. Wonder where that came from?? :is confused:

I also like time travel-stories, if they're well written and doesn't end with all sorts of weird things.. I am a firm believer of killing Voldie in present Harry Potter-time. Or joining him, whatever he does.

I also like TwilightxHarry Potter Crossovers of different kind. They are fun!

TWILIGHT S MY DRUG!! I am officially obsessed. I can't help it, Twilight is THE Best Book Ever! And Edward is a God! :swoons:

Luuuurves Twilight!!

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile.