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since: 08-03-08, id: 1656001, Profile Updated: 11-28-09
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Author has written 5 stories for Storm Hawks, and Twilight.

Hola! that's hello in spanish. You can call me fire-dancer or Ember. I'm the same fire-dancer_123 from deviant art and several other sites.

About me:
Name: Not telling
Nickname: Ember
Hair color: black
Eyes: silver
Age: teens
Favorite color: gold or silver
Favorie artist: bon jovi
Siblings: Hannah
Location: AS IF! GO AWAY YOU FREAKIN' STALKERS!!
Webpage: firedancer123.deviantart.com (PLEASE VISIT ME!!)


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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you get up in the middle of the night and rearrange your entire room out of boredom. Crazy is when you can talk to yourself for twenty minutes about nothing at all. Crazy is when you become so obssesed with the Twilight Saga you've read the entire series 15 times skipping jacob pov everytime but the first 5. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are (that's so me!), copy this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool(being unique is COOL...), copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit (and Leperchuan, Wolf, etc.) his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall (or anything else) while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!


Apparently, there's been a confusion with story ideas and story ideas 2. THESE ARE FOR YOU TO WRITE NOT ME!! I just don't have enough time on my hands to write them all. Thanks!


My OCs

Emily: Sky knight, Crystal expert, second in command under Tanner before disappearance

Crush: Ax

Age: 17

Weapon of choice: sword

Worst fear: losing her squadron and/or Ax

Other fears: water

Appearance: black hair, silver eyes

Personality: head strong, born leader, stubborn, easily excitable, ferocious temper when annoyed or angered

Ax: Mechanic, second in command under Emily

Crush: Emily

Age: 16

Weapon of choice: twin pistols

Worst fear: being completely alone without friends or family

Other fears: complete darkness

Appearance: strawberry blonde hair, sea green eyes

Personality: stubborn, does whatever he thinks is right, orphaned, refuses to talk about it, remains calm on the outside even when panicking on the inside

Diane: Navigator, Tactics officer

Crush: Numair

Age: 16

Weapon of choice: personalized staff

Worst fear: thunderstorms

Other fears: fire

Appearance: blonde hair, lime green eyes

Personality: relaxed with friends, rarely angered or annoyed, has a deadly fury when someone angers her, not a morning person, orphan, parents burned to ashes in fire

Alanna: Weapons master, excellent in all forms except hand to hand combat, Healer

Crush: George

Age: 17

Weapon of choice: nunchucks

Worst fear: being helpless

Other fears: losing those dearest to her

Appearance: redhead, light purple eyes

Personality: never flees unless commanded, doesn't take defeat lightly, despises people who treat her like a lady, relaxed even in tensest situations, high notes can shatter glass

George: Wingman, easily impressed by stealth fighters, Ex-spy

Crush: Alanna

Age: 18

Weapon of choice: daggers

Worst fear: being defeated while unarmed

Other fears: none, dare devilish

Appearance: brown hair, brown eyes

Personality: treats you as an equal until he thinks otherwise, never goes anywhere unarmed, always on his toes, wakes up at the crack of dawn, older slightly smarter version of Finn, note: this does not mean he will think before he acts

Numair: Pilot, Excellent sense of direction, easily impressed by master dare devils

Crush: Diane

Age: 17

Weapon of choice: personalized staff

Worst fear: being lost and alone

Appearance: bright blond, blue eyes,

Personality: distinct good vs. wrong sense, goes with the flow most of the time, always uses his head in battle, not so good with admitting he is wrong


Read the message, and then read it again in reverse.

Lost Generation by Jonathan Reed

I am part of a lost generation
and I refuse to believe that
I can change the world
I realize this may be a shock but
“Happiness comes from within.”
is a lie, and
“Money will make me happy.”
So in 30 years I will tell my children
they are not the most important thing in my life
My employer will know that
I have my priorities straight because
work
is more important than
family
I tell you this
Once upon a time
Families stayed together
but this will not be true in my era
This is a quick fix society
Experts tell me
30 years from now, I will be celebrating the 10th anniversary of my divorce
I do not concede that
I will live in a country of my own making
In the future
Environmental destruction will be the norm
No longer can it be said that
My peers and I care about this earth
It will be evident that
My generation is apathetic and lethargic
It is foolish to presume that
There is hope.

And all of this will come true unless we choose to reverse it.


So sweet and so true! WARNING! Twilight Saga reference!!

Bella: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?
Edward: No
Bella: Do You Like Me?
Edward: Not Really.
Bella: Do You Want Me?
Edward: No.
Bella: Would You Cry If I Left?
Edward: No.
Bella: Would You Live For Me?
Edward: No.
Bella: Would You Do Anything For Me?
Edward: No.
Bella: What would you choose, me or your life?
Edward: My Life.
Bella Runs Away In Shock And Pain
Edward Runs After Her And Says:
The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because Your Always On My Mind
The Reason I Don't Like You Is Because I Love You
The Reason I Don't Want You Is Because I Need You
The Reason I Wouldn't Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left
The Reason I Wouldn't Live For You Is Because I Would Die For You
The Reason I'm Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You
The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My Life!


Anyone who thinks they should make a behind the scenes episodes of storm hawks with all this romance (aerrowxpiper) post this in your profile


You say you have enemies? Well done. That means you stood up for something you believed in at some point.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit"

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me

Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them

You call me a bitch? A bitch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on a tree, trees are part of nature and all nature is beautiful. So thanks for the complement!

Men are like a deck of cars: you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to beat them, and a spade to bury the bastard.

I'm the girl that can watch hundreds of horror movies without flinching, but then screams at the top of her lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me...hehehehe...

If you don't like me then remember, its mind over matter: i dont mind and you don't matter

they say true love hides behind every corner: i must be walking in circles!

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers

When life gives you lemons throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

Allways forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them as much

i couldn't repair your brakes so i made your horn louder,

Someday we'll look back at this and plow into a parked car

If the sky is the limit, then what is space?

whoever said nothings's impossible, obviously never tryed slamming a revoling door!

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

ifr quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it...

WARNING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up however...

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and bitch slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I am enjoying every minute of it.

I believe that you should live everyday as if its your last, which is why my room is such a mess. I mean come on who wants to clean their room on their last day?!

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver...

Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

If you don't like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalks.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends (I love you guys! :D)

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that I just got that happened yesterday

Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more then one night..."

I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless. Maybe.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree.

I didn't say it was your fault...just that I was going to blame you

I'm not random, I just have many th- OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!!

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Chaos, panic, pandemonium: my work here is done.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

But boys are like wine; They need to have the shit kicked out of them and left be left to mature for a while before they become something you are able to have a meal with.

"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."-M. Monroe

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken


mommy...johnny brought a gun to school he told his friends that it was cool and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack.

mommy i was a good girl i did what i was told, i went to school, i got straight A's i even got the gold!

when i went to school that day, i never said good bye.

i'm sorry that i had to go, but mommy please dont cry, when johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another.

And all because johnny got the gun from his brother.

mommy, please daddy: that i love him very much, And please tell Zack my boyfriend that it wasnt just a crush.

And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; i'll be waiting for her now.

And tell my wonderful friends; that they're always the best.

mommy; i'm not the first, i'm not better than the rest.

mommy tell my teachers; i wont show up for class, And never forget this, And please dont let this pass.

mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though deserves this.

but mommy it's not fair i left without a kiss.

And mommy tell the doctors i know they really did try. i think i even saw one doctors trying not to cry.

mommy i'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, But mommy please remember i'm in heaven with the rest.

when i heard that great big crack i ran as fast as i could, please listen to me if you would.

i wanted to go to collage, i wanted to try things that were new.

i guess i'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

i wanted to get married i wanted to have kids.

i wanted to be an actress, i really wanted to live.

But mommy i must go now, the time is getting late.

mommy, tell my Zack, i'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you mommy i always have, i know you know it's true.

And mommy all i need to say is "mommy i love you"

that always makes me sad...

in memory of the cloumbine & virginia tech students who were lost:

please if you would,

dont smash this on the ground.

if you pass this on,

maybe people will cry,

just keep this in your heart,

for the people who didnt get to say 'goodbye'

now you have two choices,

1) pass this on and show people you care, repost as 'try not to cry'

2) dont send it and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

copy and paste!!


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.
I'm ROMANIAN, I must be a GYPSY
I'm ROMANIAN, I must be a THIEF/MURDERER
I'm a TEENAGE GIRL, so I MUST WANT SEX.
Repost if you believe stereotyping is wrong and put in bold the ones that apply to you.


Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times


"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

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1. Lifeless without you reviews
Aerrow's gone. Piper's a wreck. until... P*A with hints of OC*OC. One-shot. Review if you want me to continue and I'll see what I can do. Ideas always welcome.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 7-20-09 - Piper & Aerrow - Complete
2. Interuptions reviews
another one shot. AerrowxPiper again. rated for adult themes.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-10-09 - Aerrow & Piper - Complete
3. the best xmas party ever or not » reviews
It all started with a high note and a broken mirror. PiperxAerrow, FinnxEmerald, JunkoxSaphire, etc*9. R&R PEOPLE! nothing in here is onesided! a squadron worth of my ocs will occur!
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-17-09 - Published: 8-24-08
4. story ideas 2 » reviews
Too many ideas, too little time. Story ideas for the suffering Storm Hawk writer with writer's block. Most are AerrowXPiper or Dark AceXOC. The rating of these ideas is up to you! Most are probably T. I create the ideas, YOU ALL write them! R&R PEOPLE
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-13-09 - Published: 12-15-08 - Aerrow & Piper
5. story ideas reviews
too many ideas too little time. instant cure for writer's block for the average twilight writer. all stories are Edward*Bella at least. The rating of these ideas is up to you. i create the ideas, you all write them! R&R PEOPLE!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-08
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