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My fave ships are:

Harry.Draco
Harry.Sirius
Harry.Remus
Harry.Remus.Sirius
Harry.James
Harry.Ron
Harry.Seamus ... Yeahh that's kind of random, but oh well
Harry.Vampire person or whatever ... that's pretty hot too

Harry.Snape or Harry.Voldemort/Tom is okay, but they have to either be hilarious or outstanding.

ALSO!! If you ever recommend a story to me... MAKE SURE THAT HARRY IS THE SUBMISSIVE! If he isn't, that story's going out the window.

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Harry: Hahahaha, she like's me better!

Sirius: No, but the person who plays me is her favorite actor, so I'm the favorite! Shut up!

Remus: Both of you are wrong! She thinks that I'm the coolest with my werewolf strength and all that!

James: Shut up! I died, so she pities me!

Ron: Hey, I don't care, as long as she feeds me.

Me: Come one, I like you all! You're all awesome! But Harry pwns! Runs away

Harry (sits there grinning enigmatically): Told you so!

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If you haven't noticed, I consider Harry gay, well, I mean, it's obvious right?? I mostly read slash (yaoi) stories, barring like 4 stories a month that are het.

I only read Harry.Draco if it's well written and there is a legitimate reason for Harry and Draco getting along. I also, for some reason, am into stories about talent shows, which is why i wrote one. lolz=) Song!fics are also awesome!! =)

I positively refuse to read any stories that contain the following pairings:

Harry.Ginny
Voldemort/Tom Riddle.ANYONE ... except Harry
Death Eater.ANYONE (except for some Bellatrix, Narcissa, and Lucius romances)

I hate any stories where Harry is evil and/or is mean to people (unless Harry is being mean because of some trauma and gets better)

I have 5 stories and 2 poems. I hope you read them. I would also appreciate if you could recommend some good harry potter fan fiction for me. I really don't know what to read now. You can recommend some of your own fan fiction and I'll be sure to review (just be sure to keep my preferences in mind)

I also beta, and yeahh ... lolz =) If you want me to beta a story for you, just email the story to me, I will always edit a story, and if I can't or am too busy, I'll send you an email. =)

-- Always, Yarii XD

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STORY INFO:

Hiya!! Okay, so my main focuses right now are Mind Switching and You Love Me. I'm trying to finish those before I start anything else. If you see anything new from me, it'll probably be another chapter to HP and the Angst Songs or Harry&Remus Stories...

Right now, Mind Switching has twelve chapters ad is definitely a crack!fic and You Love Me has six and I'd like to think that it's a lot more serious ... sorta... than Mind Switching.

I guess I really don't have anything else to say...

-- Yarii XD

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FUNNY STUFF!!

List your top ten favorite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.

1. Snape

2. Draco

3. Blaise

4. Lucius (Luscious, lolz)

5. Harry

6. Fred

7. George

8. Remus

9. Voldie

10. Sirius

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

-- Harry.Sirius? Are you KIDDING?? Love them!! They so belong together!! Amazing couple. I have even written some stories that include them as a pairing or have them as the main pairing. This is like my favorite pairing ever!! Except for Harry.Malfoy, but enough of that ... Anyway, let me tell you EXACTLY why the pairing of Sirius.Harry is SOOO awesome. Reason number one, doesn't Harry deserve someone that loves him?? Sirius loves him! Reason number two, Is there anyone else who knows how to correctly handle Harry? NO!! Reason number three, Sirius and Harry look sooo cute together!! I absalutatistically love them together. with Remus is an added bonus But that's not what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about is Harry.Sirius. Which is such an awesome couple. Do you like them being together?? I do. I love both of their actors. Daniel Radcliffe isn't that awesome actually. But whatever. Harry Potter powns. Sirius' actor person, Gary Oldman was sooo hot when he was younger, now he's really old looking. I really love his movies though. Harry Potter has inspired me to have a favorite actor. Also known as Gary Oldman. I've seen like 10 movies with him in it and I am still looking for more. Anyway, I'm done talking about that, back to Harry.Sirius. Did you noticed how I put Sirius first the second time. WEIRD! o.O. Really really really weird. Hmm ... What else can I write?? I really don't know. OMG!! This is one big ass paragraph. Maybe i should stop ... Don't wanna. No but really ... what was the question? Oh yeah ... well yeah, I've read a couple. Maybe one or two.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Blaise. Hmm ... I don't know. One second, I'll go google up a picture.

I'm back!! And OMG!! Blaise is sooo hot!! He makes his like first appearance ever in the sixth book! He's sooo HOT!!

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If Fred got Snape pregnant?? passes out

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Nah, I don't read Voldie centric, just Harry centric.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

George and Draco! HELL YEAH!!

Okay, but really, no they wouldn't.

6. Four.eight or four.nine?

Lucius.Remus or Lucius.Voldie ... Uhmm ... Definitely 4.8

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

George discovered Remus and Blaise in a secret relationship, uhmm ... I don't think he'd really care ... lolz

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two.six fic.

Draco.Fred ?? ... Well here goes nothing ...

Draco Malfoy, Fred Weasley. Slytherin, Gryffindor. Dark, Light. Cruel, Prankster. Socially enemies. Born to hate each other. Is it fate?

Ha, 20 words exactly!! Hahaha!!

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Lucius.Sirius ... I think soo ...

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Snape.Harry - Claustrophobia snickers that's my story

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Luscious wants to seduce Snape??

It would be like PWP. Smut. End of conversation.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

George.Voldie - GOOD GOD!! I HOPE NOT!!

13. If you wrote a song!fic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Don't Touch My Tralala

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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