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Author has written 16 stories for Wrestling, X-overs, Dynasty Warriors, and Pride and Prejudice. 'One day God decided that He would visit the earth. Strolling down the road, God encountered a sobbing man. "Why are you crying, my son?" The man said, "God, I am blind." So God touched him and the man could see and he was happy. As God walked farther He met another crying man and asked, "Why are you crying, my son?" The man said, "God, I am crippled." So God touched him and the man could walk and he was happy. Farther down the road God met yet a third man crying and asked, "Why are you crying, my son?" The man said, "God, I am a writer." And God sat down and cried with him.' Gerald Ochs Davis, Sr. Fifty Years in Publishing
Bio Updated: 29 August 2009 As per usual, my bad habit is kicking in and I'm starting more stories than I'm finishing. The latest in the line - 'Rent-A-Gun', my first attempt at a fic starring protagonists from TNA. Ooh, look at me branching out. Progress on that story is going fine, which is a pleasant surprise. I'd like to read and review more, but honestly, must the focal point of every story in the Wrestling section be a romance? What happened to the straight up humor fics? What's wrong with crazy sht just for the fun of it? Tell me, what's wrong with that?? Uh, end semi-rant. | |||||||||||||
1. Rent A Gun » reviewsThe Motor City Machine Guns have advertised their company to anybody with cash to burn, but with the clients they attract they get more than they bargained for. Rated M15 for twisted humor and lots of profanity.Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-30-09 - Published: 8-26-09 - Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley2. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? reviewsDealing with the pitfalls of family, society and romance is challenging enough for a young woman in 19th century England without zombies around. Rated T for humor and language.Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-28-093. The Impromptu Road Trip 2 » reviewsThey’re at it again, although this time it’s a race between two teams to get to the finish line. Egos are on the line, underhanded tricks will be played, and nothing is too sacred. Rated T for humor, language and the usual amount of stupidity.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,212 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 3-27-084. The Great Creative Sabotage 2: Knockouts vs Divas reviewsIt’s the ultimate chick brawl – the Knockouts versus the Divas! Who will triumph? Who will crumble? Expect hair weaves, fake nails and silicone to fly. T-13 for humor and language.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-12-095. Very Good » reviewsEven the greatest strategists had to start from somewhere, and Sima Hui's tutelage is the place. But with a mess of differing traits, egos and great minds of these budding geniuses, how can things be anything but anarchic? T13 for humor and language.Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,575 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 10-25-056. Outbid, Outbought, Outthought and Outfought reviewsOne shot. With nudie pics of Vickie Guerrero having popped up on eBay, it bafflingly gets a more than a few hits and bids from interested parties. T for humor and language.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-4-09 - Complete7. The Impromptu Road Trip » reviews[Complete] Eight of the guys are randomly stuck at an airport due to flight complications. The only way they can get to the next show is by driving there. Will they survive the trip with each other? PG13 for humor, language and abstract stupidity.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,294 - Reviews: 164 - Updated: 6-29-07 - Published: 9-7-048. The Fellowship of the Squared Circle, I Mean Ring » reviews[Repost.] In a crazed quest to beat respect into the Free Folk of Middle-Fed-Earth, the Dark Lord Undertaker fashioned a Ring. A mismatched Fellowship sets off to stop him. Rated M for humor and language.Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,786 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 9-3-06 - Published: 11-30-049. The Great Creative Sabotage » reviewsHired by an unknown employer, a fan and her assembled team of elite crackpots attempt to do what should have done long before, infiltrate the WWE Creative Team. PG13 for humor and language.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,789 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-30-06 - Published: 3-6-0610. Earning Those Stripes » reviewsFed up with being a loser, Ryan Masters is prepared to train, study, lie, cheat, kissup and more, all to fulfill his lifelong dream… to become a WWE referee! T13 for humor and language.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-26-06 - Published: 11-10-0511. Ano? reviews[One Shot] There is no summary… mainly because I don’t know what the hell ‘summary’ is in Filipino and I have lost my dictionary. T13 for a few bad words in English and Filipino and foreign language randomness.Wrestling - Rated: T - Filipino - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-14-05 - Complete12. The Great Diva Sabotage » reviews[Complete] Another year, another Diva Search, and WWE gains more eye candy than merit. Well one diva has frankly had enough and enlists the help of a fan to aid her. T13 for humor and language.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,798 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 8-8-05 - Published: 6-22-05 - Complete13. The Mary Sue Extermination Agency » reviewsIn a bid to rid fanfiction of Mary Sues the Agency was born. Um, yeah, that’s pretty much it; read on. T-13 mostly for cynicism and language.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-22-05 - Published: 4-30-0514. From the Desk of Eugene Dinsmore » reviewsTo everybody else Eugene may come off simple-minded, but underneath that head of curly hair is an intelligence few would suspect. PG-13 for humor and language.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,983 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 6-18-05 - Published: 9-9-0415. codename divas » reviewsAU, and a parody of a parody. Three female former convicts have been given a second chance as elite, undercover operatives. PG-13 for humor, language, violence, and possible rip-offs.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 5-14-05 - Published: 2-25-0516. An Infestation » reviews[One Shot.] In a bizarre twist of events wrestlers find longlost daughters, never before heard of sisters and a slew of other female relations infesting the arenas of WWE. PG13 for humor and language.Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 9-18-04 - Complete
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