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since: 02-04-02, id: 165615, Profile edited: 03-28-08
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Author has written 12 stories for Wrestling, X-overs, and Dynasty Warriors.

'One day God decided that He would visit the earth. Strolling down the road, God encountered a sobbing man. "Why are you crying, my son?"

The man said, "God, I am blind." So God touched him and the man could see and he was happy.

As God walked farther He met another crying man and asked, "Why are you crying, my son?"

The man said, "God, I am crippled." So God touched him and the man could walk and he was happy.

Farther down the road God met yet a third man crying and asked, "Why are you crying, my son?"

The man said, "God, I am a writer."

And God sat down and cried with him.'

Gerald Ochs Davis, Sr. Fifty Years in Publishing


R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero (1967-2005). We will miss you horribly. Thank you for everything.


Food for Thought - I bludgeon Sues to death with a two by four. But other than that I'm not violent; really.

Bio Updated: 29 March 2008

I updated 'Very Good', and it will probably get a regular stream of updates until I run out of back chapters to put up.

I also did something I thought I would never do, and that is make a sequel for Road Trip, unimaginatively entitled 'The Impromptu Road Trip 2'. To those who enjoyed the first, please check it out and hopefully you won't be disappointed.

With the formatting problems I've had recently in uploading stories and chapters to my account, I took a look back at my older stuff. To my supreme irritation I noticed that all my scene breaks were missing and some (the last chapter of the first 'Road Trip' in particular) had glaring formatting errors. I'm going to try and rectify these problems bit by bit, and I'll definitely be double-checking any new stuff I put up as well.




1. The Impromptu Road Trip 2 » reviews
They’re at it again, although this time it’s a race between two teams to get to the finish line. Egos are on the line, underhanded tricks will be played, and nothing is too sacred. Rated T for humor, language and the usual amount of stupidity.
Wrestling - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-29-08 - Published: 3-27-08
2. Very Good » reviews
Even the greatest strategists had to start from somewhere, and Sima Hui's tutelage is the place. But with a mess of differing traits, egos and great minds of these budding geniuses, how can things be anything but anarchic? T13 for humor and language.
Dynasty Warriors - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,652 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-29-08 - Published: 10-25-05
3. The Impromptu Road Trip » reviews
[Complete] Eight of the guys are randomly stuck at an airport due to flight complications. The only way they can get to the next show is by driving there. Will they survive the trip with each other? PG13 for humor, language and abstract stupidity.
Wrestling - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,294 - Reviews: 164 - Updated: 6-29-07 - Published: 9-7-04
4. The Fellowship of the Squared Circle, I Mean Ring » reviews
[Repost.] In a crazed quest to beat respect into the Free Folk of Middle-Fed-Earth, the Dark Lord Undertaker fashioned a Ring. A mismatched Fellowship sets off to stop him. Rated M for humor and language.
Wrestling - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,786 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 9-3-06 - Published: 11-30-04
5. The Great Creative Sabotage » reviews
Hired by an unknown employer, a fan and her assembled team of elite crackpots attempt to do what should have done long before, infiltrate the WWE Creative Team. PG13 for humor and language.
Wrestling - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,585 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-30-06 - Published: 3-6-06
6. Earning Those Stripes » reviews
Fed up with being a loser, Ryan Masters is prepared to train, study, lie, cheat, kissup and more, all to fulfill his lifelong dream… to become a WWE referee! T13 for humor and language.
Wrestling - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-26-06 - Published: 11-10-05
7. Ano? reviews
[One Shot] There is no summary… mainly because I don’t know what the hell ‘summary’ is in Filipino and I have lost my dictionary. T13 for a few bad words in English and Filipino and foreign language randomness.
Complete - Wrestling - Fiction Rated: T - Filipino - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-14-05 - Published: 8-14-05
8. The Great Diva Sabotage » reviews
[Complete] Another year, another Diva Search, and WWE gains more eye candy than merit. Well one diva has frankly had enough and enlists the help of a fan to aid her. T13 for humor and language.
Complete - Wrestling - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,798 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 8-8-05 - Published: 6-22-05
9. The Mary Sue Extermination Agency » reviews
In a bid to rid fanfiction of Mary Sues the Agency was born. Um, yeah, that’s pretty much it; read on. T-13 mostly for cynicism and language.
X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-22-05 - Published: 4-30-05
10. From the Desk of Eugene Dinsmore » reviews
To everybody else Eugene may come off simple-minded, but underneath that head of curly hair is an intelligence few would suspect. PG-13 for humor and language.
Wrestling - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,983 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 6-18-05 - Published: 9-9-04
11. codename divas » reviews
AU, and a parody of a parody. Three female former convicts have been given a second chance as elite, undercover operatives. PG-13 for humor, language, violence, and possible rip-offs.
Wrestling - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 5-14-05 - Published: 2-25-05
12. An Infestation » reviews
[One Shot.] In a bizarre twist of events wrestlers find longlost daughters, never before heard of sisters and a slew of other female relations infesting the arenas of WWE. PG13 for humor and language.
Complete - Wrestling - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-18-04 - Published: 9-18-04
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