laurenparade
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since: 08-04-08, id: 1657057, Profile Updated: 05-23-10
country: USA
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

I'm Lauren and I'm absolutely fucking terrible at updating. Thought you ought to know that first off.

The whole Twilight "OHMYGAWD LYK RPATTZ IS SO HOT" mania makes me nervous for my generation, the acting in the movies makes me want to laugh/cry, and I maintain the firm belief that Stephanie Meyer used thievery for a lot of her ideas. BUT I admit to staying up to ridiculously late hours reading the books a few years ago (before the proverbial shit hit the fan). Then little ideas occurred to me as I read, and I found myself displeased with some of the characters/plot lines/etc., and thinking up crazy story lines that differed from the actual book.

So I think it's safe to say that this website made me flip my fucking shit. I'd continue on my "what I consider wrong with Twilight blahblahblah" rant but nobody even reads this (or at least kept reading to this point).

Basically, I fucking love this site, and I spend more time reading other people's amazing shit then actually working on mine because I hate about 85 percent of the content of my stories 'cause I wrote most of them when I was like 15. The idea of actually developing a plot and back story was a foreign concept. It still is, not even gonna lie. And I'm my own beta so...yeah.

Rising Sun updates

Chapters edited: chapter 1(partially re-written), chapter 3, chapter four (partially re-written)

Chapters re-written: chapter 2


1. The Gypsy » reviews
Jasper Whitlock has found his place with the Cullens. He is as content as he's ever been until an unlikely stranger from his past shows up to take his present by storm. Rated T for now. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 7-11-10 - Published: 8-20-09 - Jasper & Bella
2. Rising Sun » reviews
When Bella and her parents arrive in Forks, Washington, it can be assumed that they're just another normal human family. But Bella's parents aren't like most: they're vampires. Bella herself isn't exactly completely human... UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,853 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 7-27-09 - Published: 10-22-08 - Bella & Edward
3. Redemption and Refusals » reviews
It's almost exactly three years after Edward left Bella. She's turning twenty-one, and she's completely different from the Bella that Edward left behind. She's bold, uninhibited, experienced, and has lost almost all of her good manners. Full summary insid
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-22-09 - Published: 12-14-08 - Bella & Edward
4. Sweet Dreams OneShot » reviews
Set during Eclipse. Edward has finally given in to Bella. The plan is that they'll make love after the marriage. But will Bella's dream, that Edward overhears, change the plans?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-11-08 - Published: 11-24-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
5. Overprotective one shot reviews
"Are you kidding me? Hypocrite, much? I've put myself in danger since the day I met you and almost every day since. Haven't you realized yet? I. Don't. Care. I love you and I care about him as well. Why can't you accept that and move on?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-1-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
6. Double Date » reviews
All human. Bella and her new boyfriend Edward go on a date with their best friends Alice and Jasper. What no one was expecting was the shenanigans that occured after an erotic truth or dare game...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-15-08 - Published: 10-26-08 - Bella
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