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Name ten of your favorite Harry Potter characters in any order.

1)Severus Snape 2)Harry Potter 3)Sirius Black 4)Remus Lupin 5)Hermonie Granger 6)Mirvera McGonagall 7)Draco Malfoy

8)Fred/George Weasley (I consider them a package. You can't have one without the other in my opinion) 9)Lily Evans do not like her as a Potter 10)Voldemort

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

I think I read one...mind you, Hermonie was brainwashed into being the Dark Princess, but I suppose it was a relationship between the two before Severus came into the picture

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Sirius isn't what I would call hot...being imprisioned for twelve years kind of affects the looks department. But I love him a bunch anyways :D I would love to have him as my father instead of the jerk I have now.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

It would be pretty realistic. I think their bickering relationship could be a front for a real love affair, though I love Harry being his lover more :D

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

When Lily's (nine) with Severus, I love Lily. But when she's with James, I can't help but not like the piece. No offense to any Lily/James fans, but COME ON! James is so mean to Severus! How can she pick him over Severus? ugh

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Draco (seven) and Harry (two) have some realistic fanfictions out there that I love. I personally think that they would be more like brothers then lovers if they ever got past their differences, but it's not the worst one out there.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

I think Remus (four) would like Lily (nine) for her smarts. I just don't think Remus was really into pranking as much, and so I just don't see him with Fred and/or George!

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Draco (seven), if he was being canon, would be in utter shock if he saw Sirius (three...who's supposed to be on the run or dead, depending on the time) with Fred and/or George (eight...they were such players at Hogwarts!). Totally unrealistic situation, but would be hilarious! :D

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Nobody expected Harry (two) and Mirvera (six) to be a couple. One was a reckless student and the other was a strict professor. But they share a dark secret that draws them together. (Yes, this is cheesy, but it's not too bad for this weird pairing!)

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Nah, Remus would never forgive Voldemort for letting Greyback (that's the werewolf who attacked Remus, right?) attack innocent people like himself. Though it would be interesting to try to write a dark type of romance...hehe

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Severus (one) and Hermonie (five)?

Book Smarts Doesn't Cut It (oh, I actually might use it! It might be angst though...)

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Severus seduce Remus? lol! Sev would be all like 'Remus, I can help you...tame, the beast inside you...' He'd then like pull Remus to the bed and...yea...(hehe, me and my perverted mind...)

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

No friends of mine really know I write or read fanfiction! It's my dirty little secret (most people would wonder WHY a goodie two shoes like me would write about drug addict HP characters!)

I've read Draco Het a bit, but I like Slash more. I've never seen a Lily slash though. She just doesn't seem very lesbain to me!

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Voldemort would be belting out "Forgotten" by Avril Lavigne. The lyrics would describe how Tom felt being in that orphanage, knowing that people could've taken him in if they wanted to (this would be when he was a prefect)

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Techinally I would never write a threesome. That just isn't my thing. It would definitely be Mature rated though, as Harry, Sirius, and Mirvera in the same bed would be freaking scary! I don't know if it would be too smutty though, even if it was a three-some, I can't see it being too too graphic.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Fred and George to Hermonie? Ugh, that's a difficult one! I hope this is okay, but I've always been horrid with pick up lines :D

"Hey 'Mione -"

"We were thinking about -"

"Making a new prank and -"

"We need your help!"

"Would you consider -"

"Going out to Hogsmedge with us?"

"It's helpful have some new surroundings -"

"- in order to brainstorm."

"Not that we need much of the brains part -"

"If you come with us!"

I guess that's more then a pick up line...oh well!

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Fred and George with Voldemort? I might try George with Voldemort, but only if I can fit in some time! It would be interesting for George to sleep with Voldemort in grief from what happened to Fred! Or maybe the twins are evil masterminds :D

Evil Fun with Harry Potter Characters:

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favourite Harry Potter characters:

1) Severus Snape

2) Hagrid (Not sure of his last name)

3) Fred/George (They are considered as one, as least to me)

4) Mirvera McGonagall

5) Harry Potter

6) Voldemort (He seriously changes after the horcux)

7) Tom Riddle (During or before first horcux)

8) Lily Evans (I don't like Lily as a Potter)

9) Remus Lupin

10) Sirius Black

11) Bellatrix Black

12) Hermione Granger

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

I have, but it's not my favourite pairing. Bellatrix is more of a fan, not an equal, to Voldemort

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Ew, never, ever would I think Professor McGonagall is hot shudders Maybe when she was young maybe, but she's so uptight and strict (why I love her as a character, but why she's never going to be hot.)

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

It would take a miracle for that to happen! First Hermione would have to use a Timeturner to be in Lily's time (or bring Lily back from the dead), then steal her from the foulness that is James Potter, then one of them would have to grow male genitals. Quite frankly, I think the Wizarding World would explode if that would happen :P

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

There's some fluff fics with Nine (Remus) and Ten (Sirius) together, plus some Five (Harry) and Nine mentoring fics. I've even seen Nine and Five romance before. I'll update later with some good examples though.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NONONONONONONONONONONONO! Hagrid (Two is the most innocent character (and sadly is a bit of a thickheaded character) in the books, and to stick him with the most corrupt (and smartest in most cases) character would only be a slavery sort of relationship.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

I would say Five (Harry) and Nine (Remus) because although Ten (Sirius) is a wonderful character, I tend to like abused!Harry stories, and Sirius wouldn't normally be good at in that situation unless something dramatic happened to him. Remus is more sympathatic to Harry and doesn't have to make jokes all the time. He has his own problems, but Harry, even if he was not severally abused, would be more understanding of those problems then the ones hidden behind jokes.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

So Tom Riddle would walk in on Hagrid and Hermione having sex? Ew. Poor Hagrid would break Hermione unless she Timeturned back to when Hagrid was a first or second year. That would be pretty likely if that situation ever happened. Tom wouldn't be AK crazy yet - he would use his cunning side to manipulative Hagrid into doing favours for him in exchange for keeping that under the rug.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

That would be an interesting fanfic actually :D Fred/George/Sirius threesome :o I have in mind a non-romance on though.

Fred and George always admired the Marauder's, so when they find out the real name of one of the Marauder's, they seek him out despite the fact that he is a known murderer. What if Sirius, seeing potential in the twins but worried for their lack of self preservation, decide to secretly mentor Fred and George. What misadventures will happen in such a high stakes mentorship?

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Yes, it's everywhere :D I plan on making a Severus/Lily fanfic (though definitely not fluff) in the future actually.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Not only will I give you a title, I'll give a summary as well!

Finding a Darkened Past

In a fit of anger from Ron's newly found hatred of her, Hermione stole the Headmaster's Timeturner and turned it back as far as it would go. She finds her self temporarily stuck fifty years in the past with a new dark lover to comfort her. But what will happen when she figures out how to go back.

deleted number 11 from the list for being too mature for a 15 year old

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? (No friends, I'll change this two "Do I read seven slash")

I think I've read it once, it's more common to find Voldemort slash though. I would like both though.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (No friends, I'll change this to "Do I read three het")

It's not really my thing, though I read a good Fred/Hermione romance before.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (No friends, I'll change this to "Do I write or draw Eleven?")

I like reading Bellatrix, but I don't know if I could write her complex character. Maybe when I feel more secure with my writing abilities, I might be able to write a good fanfic about Bellatrix.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? (No friends, so I'll change this to "Would I write Two/Four/Five?")

No, I don't like writing sappy stories, and I can't see myself writing a scenario where Hagrid and Mirvera aren't overly emotional and don't ever see Harry's faults. I don't mind reading those sort of stories in small doses, but writing them would be painful for me.

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17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

You know, I'm not sure! Let me come back to that one.

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

It would be really dark, maybe violent for usage of really dark and graphic spells? I'm not really sure.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Want to have a gigantic fun time at the lake tonight? (Sirius to Hagrid)

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Pretty much every fic I read involves Harry :D He's my second favourite character in the book

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24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. (Ignore the friend part)

So Severus and Remus are in a relationship until Remus cheats with Mirvera. He has a one night stand with Bellatrix (actually can see that), and an short affair with Hermione Granger. Then with Harry Potter's advice, he finds true love with Fred and George. Wow. I think I could see most of it happening until the affair with Hermione - it goes downhill from there. Maybe it could work though, but it would take a miracle for somebody to write that mess. I'm not sure who could write that. If there was a possibility with this fic, I would call it Sorrow Filled Laughter.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

It would completely change the whole plot. Harry Potter would be Harry Riddle. They actually could be a good couple though if they were born in the same time period and Tom didn't make/only made one horcux.