HEYA WELCOME TO MY PROFILE WOOP WOOP IT CONATAINS RANDOME FUNNINES SO BE WARNED.

ABOUT ME

I love NCIS

I like sparkles

I like Bones, buffy, angel and Charmed.

I like randomness.

I like strawberry goodness

I like Medium

I like smiles

I like orange

I like Glee

I like NCIS Los Angeles.

I like humming

I like Scrubs

I Love Grey's Anatomy

I live down under woop woop

I hate eggs

I like Ghost whisperer

I like Patrick Dempsey

I love Tiva

I like The Mentalist.

I love David Boreanaz.

I love Simon Baker.

I like singing

I like dancing in the ran

The ships i support are as follows:

NCIS: Tiva, Jibbs (wish Jenny never died ), McAbby

Bones: B&B, Angela and Hodgins.

Grey's Anatomy: MerDer, Maddison, Alex&Izzy, George&Lexie.

Ghost Whisperer: Jim&Melinda.

Charmed: Piper&Leo, Phoebe&Cole, Paige&Glen.

Buffy: Buffy&Angel, Willow&Oz, Anya&Xander.

Scrubs: J.D.&Elliot, Turk&Carla, Jordan&Perry.

The Mentalist: Jibson and Vanrigsby

Ships i do NOT support

NCIS: Gabby, Giva, McGiva. and any Tony&Gibbs or Tony&McGee.

Bones: Booth&Cam

Greys Anatomy: Izzie&George

Buffy: Spuffy, Faith&Angel, Angel&Cordy

My Favorite tv and random quotes.

When i am sad i stop being sad and start being awesome... true story - Barney HIMYM

People are particularly stupid today i can not talk to any more of them - Michel Gilmore Girls

Like stop eating the paste spacial? -Lorelai about Rory.

Every day that you breathe you make my life harder - Michel Gilmore Girls

Shower shorts for the man who has nothing to hide but still wants to- J.D. Scrubs

Why are there pancakes in the silver wear draw? - Carla Scrubs

Why is there silver wear in the pancake draw? - Turk scrubs

I'm not a gay pirate, I have sex with my parrot all the time!- marshal HIMYM

It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY! - Barney HIMYM

Sorry i cant hear you over the sound of how awesome i am - Barney HIMYM

I just awesomed all over the place- Barney Stinson.

When i start feeling sick i stop being sick and start being awesome instead - Barney HIMYM

WARNING THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS EXTREME FUNNINESS. THANKS TO THE WEBSITE http://www.rinkworks.com/said/ VISIT FOR MORE GOODNESS.

EXCUSE LETTERS WRITTEN BY PARENTS.

· "My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."

· "Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."

· "Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."

· "Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."

· "Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip."

· "John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."

· "Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday."

· "Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral."

THE LANGUAGE BARRIER.- SIGNS AND NOTICES

To everyone of the use, Laundromat.
Many people use a Laundromat. Let's comply with the next item to use it for the cleanness safety.
1. Let's read the explanation of the way of using it well, and use the washing machine, the dryness machine properly.
2. Let's wash a hand well before and after a wash.
3. Don't wash the person who get's an epidemic, and clothes which contacted with the person.
4. Don't wash a diaper which urine stuck to, sports shoes, an animal's rug because an unpleasantness is given to the person handled later and it is un-sanitation.
5. Let's bring it back after you spread the wash from the dryness machine and a state is done.
6. Please ask a satellite control person in charge for the inquiry about the establishment, the contact of in case of emergency.
-- Instructions on the wall of the laundry room in a hotel in Tokyo.

"Warning! Difficult to swim out if wearing wader filled with water by falling down! Therefor, please avoid deep water where danger of drowning possibility exists." -- On the label of a pair of chest waders manufactured in Taiwan. "Please leave your values at the front desk." -- A sign in a Paris hotel.

"Caution Water On Road During Rain" -- A sign in Malaysia.

"If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it." -- A sign on the door of a Moscow hotel room.

"Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar." -- A sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge.

"Coffee and Snakes" -- A sign in a coffee shop in Ingolstadt, Germany. "Billiards and Snocker" -- A sign in a pool hall in Ingolstadt, Germany. "Cramp Heads" -- On a box of clamp heads from Japan. "Stop. Drive sideways." -- A detour sign in Japan. "Special Today - no ice cream" -- A sign at a Swiss inn.

CHURCH BULLETINS

"Mr. Smith is also a close relative of his brother Wilbur in the church."

"Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow."

"Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community."

"O come all ye faithful, sin in exultation."

"After today's service, coffee and donuts will be served in the basement. Please come down and say hell to the pastor."

"Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help."

COURTROOM QUOTATIONS

Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?" Witness: "By death." Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"

Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?" Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask." Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?" Witness: "Er...his face."

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

QUESTIONS ASKED OF LIBRARIAS.

"I'm looking for a book." "

Do you have books here?"

"Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?"

"Do you have a list of all the books I've ever read?"

"Do you have any books with photographs of dinosaurs?"

"I'm looking for information on carpal tunnel syndrome. I think I'm having trouble with it in my neck."

"Is the basement upstairs?"

"I am looking for a list of laws that I can break that would send me back to jail for a couple of months."

"I got a quote from a book I turned in last week but I forgot to write down the author and title. It's big and red, and I found it on the top shelf. Can you find it for me?"

WARNING LABELS

Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs. - Dam what am i supposed to feed my fish now?

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron. "

Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.

"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.

"Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.

"Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.

"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.

A Stupid Person's Guide To Life- INTRODUCTION http://www.rinkworks.com/brick/ SEE WEBSITE FOR FULL LIST.

Don't eat rocks.

Don't take naps in the road.

Don't stoke fires with your fingers.

Don't throw a brick straight up.

Don't breathe car exhaust.

Don't flip off the Mafia.

If you're riding a bicycle down a hill, turn your head before you spit.

Wash behind your ears, not behind your eyes.

THINGS TO DO IN A ELEVATOR

http://www.area51newmexico.com/lifts.php

HERE IS A FEW

1)Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2) Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.

3) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

4) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

5) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!".

6) Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

7) Sell Girl Scout cookies.

8) On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

9) Shave.

10) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

11) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

12) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off

If you enjoy this sort of pointless humour or know where i can find more dont hesitate to PM i am always happy to chat.

xx