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since: 08-05-08, id: 1657902, Profile Updated: 08-21-12
country: USA
Author has written 10 stories for Total Drama series, Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, Bones, and iCarly.

I don't write that much fanfiction anymore, I've grown as a writer and have been able to come up with my own characters. I'm not claiming that Fanfiction writers are not good, but I merely used Fanfiction as a crutch when I was unable to come up with my own original characters.

I'll make an attempt to post something at some point in time, although I'm extremely lazy and I have difficulty completing things.

I've changed a lot since 2009, when I first became a member on this website. I no longer love Total Drama Island and Avatar. Instead, my favorite shows have moved to animes such as Sgt. Frog, FLCL, Black Butler, Death Note (still. Always and forever will I be a fan of Ryuzaki.), and shows such as Cold Case, NCIS (Los Angeles and the normal one), Deadly Women (and Men), and Bones (although I missed the whole pregnancy due to being grounded from the television).

I find I'm very easy to talk to and bounce ideas off of. My friends usually come to me when they're trying to brainstorm, and I do my best to help them out.

I'm a little odd, but aren't we all? You may find what I write to be dark, and that's because I am a dark person. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic with anxiety disorders and moderate OCD. What more do you want from me? xD

I'll try to shy away from using so many smiley-faces in my writing, though I do use a lot while I'm typing. I haven't the faintest idea why though. Helps me to express what I'm feeling I guess.

I'm keeping this vv cause it's amazing and I have nothing else to do with it.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

My name is Caitlin Pasta/Nerd with a keyboard, and I approve this message.


1. Wounded not broken » reviews
Courtney mysteriously breaks up with Duncan, is there a deep dark reason? It's M time! You must read, meanwhile, I MUST TYPE!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-27-09 - Published: 9-7-08 - Courtney & Duncan
2. What have they hidden? » reviews
Kitalyn knows her parents are hiding something. Will she discover something deeper than she ever imagined? T for language and people kicking Chris ass! Woo!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-27-09 - Published: 8-31-08
3. The White Binder » reviews
Everyone knew Sweets was a very organized man, but no one really knew what he wrote in that white, three inch binder of his. Rated T because I always do, just to be safe.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-27-09 - Published: 3-15-09 - L. Sweets
4. The Defintion of Water » reviews
A cute oneshot. maybe more if I get 'inspired' reviews hints of Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-27-09 - Published: 9-4-08 - Zuko & Katara
5. Ron's Weakness » reviews
There's a new group. Called the Soul suckers Original, I know. They wanna kill Ron. By using his weakness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-27-09 - Published: 9-14-08 - Ron W. & Hermione G.
6. Oh Sam » reviews
Almost two weeks after Carly's disappearance, Sam needs help. She's sure someone's been stalking her, the same person who kidnapped Carly. Will she turn to the object of her insults for help? Seddie in later chapters. T for now.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-27-09 - Published: 5-31-09 - Sam P. & Freddie B.
7. No Ransom Required » reviews
Someone takes Gwen, but doesn't want anything in return. WHY? An old aquintance takes her, and another one helps Trent. T for now, maybe M for torture
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-27-09 - Published: 9-14-08
8. Never Ever » reviews
"Oh. You've gone and made a mess of yourself, darling. It's alright, I'll clean you up. No need to worry your pretty self." Duncan's POV. T now, M later for character death and hinted rape. mwahahahahahaha I'M BACK!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-27-09 - Published: 12-1-08 - Duncan & Courtney
9. My TDI SEASON 2 » reviews
I was ambushed! I got enough apps, so STOP SENDING THEM! chapter two is up! see what the first challenge is! Tried to blossom some relationships! T to be safe!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-27-09 - Published: 10-26-08
10. A few good stories » reviews
Every odd chapter is Duncan/Courtney and all even is Trent/Gwen. Please read and review. Flame if you like, but I am human. T to be safe.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 12-27-09 - Published: 8-21-08