Fanime-Sensei roughly translated means: "master of the art of being a completely nutty fan of anime."

News: •The Bleach movie Diamonddust Rebellion, is coming out on DVD in english on September 8, 2009. -does happy dance-

•The newest Bleach video game (idk name) is coming out September 16th! KYAAA!!

•When life gives you lemons make hot chocolate out of it and leave everyone wondering how you did it!

•When life gives you melons you know you're dyslexic...

•When life gives me lemons I throw them back and demand a sweeter fruit! LoL!

You know photobucket is bad when it is actually safer to google someone or something, LoL! I'm not even kidding!

My name is Rebecca but ALL my friends call me Becca, and sometimes Bella either to bug me or cuz they get confused. My alter-ego is Zera Kenchi. My soul reaper name is (yes, I have one, I know, I'm weird) Hoshiko Higure. Haylee She is Heiri Sutoreishi, and Ellis is Erisu Koumei. If you find a story on here with those two names, yea it's them LOL. Anyways my favorite anime/mangas are: Inuyasha, Naruto, Bleach, Code Geass, Deathnote, Tsubasa, Inubaka, +Anima, Black Cat, Ouran High School Host Club, FullMetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, and I'm trying to get into D. Gray-Man. LoL, that's a lot. I currently am writting several fan fiction stories a Naruto one, the Inuyasha one, The Visitors, a Bleach one, Happily Ever After Comes in All forms, a Twilight one, and some others. Earlier when I was talkin' 'bout my soul reaper name, I forgot to mention in our little squad. (its litterally really small) I'm the fukutaicho (lieutenant) and Erisu is Taicho (captain) and Heiri is 3rd seat. Some of my other friends are Mayanaka Tatsu(4th seat), Nijiko Hikari(5th seat), Kinomi Mizui(6 th seat), and Kanashii (7th seat). See? I told you it was small!! Well I dont have much else to say now but there's some stuff below and w/e, plz find my stories and read comment on them plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Here is where the Pairing Oath used to be, but I got bored so I deleted it... XD

My OCs (that I own):

From Happily ever after...

Hoshiko Higure

•Height: about 5ft 10cm

•age: she looks about 14-15 but she's really like... 100 something... maybe...

•Hair color: Blonde/black

•eye color: Hazel/black

•She is lieutenant of the ("legendary") 14th squad

•She was born in the Rukongai.

•When she first entered the Gotei 13, she was in the 3rd Squad. Then, was later moved to the 6th squad, and when Koumei Erisu was later named captain of the 14th Squad, she was promoted to Lieutenant of the 14th Squad.

•She is super silly, very playful, and loves to act goofy.

•She is also extremely curious!

•A long time ago, like before Aizen went all evil and whatever, he was her best friend...

•She is totally based off me!

Things and or people and I think are planning to take over the world:

• the semi-colon

•PINK! (the color)

•Pink (the person)

•Hello Kitty

•Paris Hilton (slut...)

•My refridgerator

•The Jonas Brothers

•Hitler's ghost

•My cats, Jacob and Smokey

•My dog, Sherman

Now, I only have a problem with the people and/or things plotting to take over the world because...

IT IS MY PLACE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Oops, did I say that out loud? -looks around suspiciously- I hope no one heard that...

person: I heard you...

Me: -glares at him-

person: uh oh...

Me: -ties him to a tree upside down, in his underwear- now did you hear anything?

person: no...

Me: good! -walks away-

person: HEY! aren't you going to untie me?!

Me: Nope!

Person: -gives her a WTH look as she walks away-

picks up a ringing phone Hello, you have reached the Bleach-Fangirls residence. No one is able to come to the phone as they are dancing to Hare Hare Yukai covered in chocolate syrup, merely because Elmo told them to. Please either screw off and go gnaw through your own leg (lightly salted or otherwise) or leave a message after the beep. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. Oh dear. Sadly, there is no beep on this answering machine, so instead of wasting my time, kindly go jump off a cliff. Thank you, have a nice day. slams down phone and picks up another

Hello, you have reached the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic (or Hisagi Shuuhei), press 696969. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the dash key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self esteem, it doesn't matter which number you press, all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

-courtesy of The Riddler's Circus a.k.a. Lili-Chan

Money isn't everything.

It can buy you a bed-but not sleep.

It can buy you a clock-but not time.

It can buy you a book-but not knowledge.

It can buy you a position-but not respect.

It can buy you medicine-but not health.

It can buy you blood-but not life.

It can buy you sex-but not love.

So you see, money isn't everything, and it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you this because I am your friend, and as a friend, I want to take away your pain and suffering...

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.(NO, not you Ellis...)

If you think the Coco Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (all those shows can just go to hell!)

If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religiously then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Sapphirepaw, hxcb, SilverwingedShadow, Meepisms, Bella, InLoveWithInsanity, Zera•Kenchi

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. (I can finish at least two. :))

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (coffee, Ellis. Hot air balloon, Shelly. SQUEEEEEEEE! Haylee)

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile

If every time someone asked you about what maximum ride was about you got a crazy look from them saying am-I-really-hanging-out-with-you type of look and you don’t care copy and paste this in your profile

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!)

IF IGGY'S YOUR LITTLE BLIND PYRO COOKER COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. (See above.)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile. (Honestly! All he wants is a little bit of sugary cereal and/or yogurt-though the cereal is soooo much better.)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile!

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.(Fang+Max read Maximum Ride if you are hopelessly lost)

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you like wearing black and acting goth, but aren't, post this in your profile.(FANG!! WOOHOO! Fake gothness is fun!)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show or song) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. "Darkness imprisoning me, All that I see, Absolute horror, I cannot live, I cannot die, Trapped in myself, Body my holding cell!" see what I mean?

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

(I know I've already put this, but I'm just proving a point) If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.(That would be so cool)

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid/obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (My brother, 24/7)

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.(So me)

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.(BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd people gawk at them, copy this to your profile.

If you read maximum ride the angel experiment in under 5 hours copy this onto your profile.

If you read maximum ride school's out forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.(24/7, exceptions are eating, sleeping, going to the bathroom, or ignoring my parents yelling at me to get off of the computer)

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth. If you find meaning in this metaphor, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're defying gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.(Stubborn and trying to defy the fact that you are in love with a guy/girl)

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that CAN resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you do NOT think astrology is cheesy and no good, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad' to the Animorphs' version of the Barney Song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family...), to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of your life/your friends lives/random people you know's lives/random people you know of's lives, post this in your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile. (YES YES YES!! DO IT ALREADY!!)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele. (This one is hilarious)(Oh, look. I CAN spell!)

If you think the world would be easier if everyone was on fanfiction.net because--judging from the copy-paste thingys in the profiles--everyone dares to be different and doesn't care what people think, post this in your profile.

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. (He's from Maximum Ride)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.


I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love (the) marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver' could mean removing someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you failed English 101

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

If Fluaff is flower, and fluff is flauff without the "a" then is all the fluff we know and love really just flauff?

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever hate someone with a firey passion and wished they were tourtured in some horrific way, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you plan to not loose your virginity until you are married, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 of teens have moved onto rap, if ur part of the 8 that stayed with rock, copy and paste this into ur profile

Why people act random:

• We get bored

•It's fun

•It's funny

• What better do we have to do? (screw homework!)

• It's normal!!

Yes, it's normal. It's a fact people! GET THE HECK OVER IT! Snap, I didn't have to get over it! I was born into it! (Ellis, Shelly, Haylee, Susan...Zach!) lol! So keep on being random people!!

• If you are random and have just excepted it, good for you! (sarcasm)

• If you are random, and have already excepted it and hate it, congrats! (sarcasm)

• However, if you are random and were born into it, love it, love to embrace it, and scream it to the world...YOU ARE MY NEW BESTEST BUDDY!! LOL, just kidding. But do copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"Why are some girls so naive? He didn't unbutton your shirt to see a better view of your heart."

"When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you"

"You don't die of a broken heart...you only wish you did"

"And the truth is; You could slit my throat; And with my one last gasping breath; I'd apologize; For Bleeding On Your Shirt!"

"Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within"

"Don't judge a book by it's cover, nor a person by their scars"

"It's not until you're broken that you know what you're made of."

"Tired of living and scared of dying."

"It requires MORE courage to suffer than to die."

"You said that you would die for me, you must live for me too".

"To die is nothing but a long goodbye."

"This isn't just goodbye, this is I can't stand you."

"I hear your silence loud and clear."

"The past is only the future with the lights on."

If there is someone that exists to hurt you, there will always be someone that exists to heal you... thank God... -closes eyes and sighs-