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since: 08-06-08, id: 1658870, Profile Updated: 10-24-09
country: United States
Author has written 3 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, and Enchanted Forest.

Greetings.

You will find that I have little to say about myself, but I will tell you the most important thing about me.

I am a Christian. This may have negative connotations for some of you, unfortunately, but I do assure you, there is nothing, allow me to repeat, nothing better. If you are interested in learning more, may I recommend going to this link, http://www.matthiasmedia.com.au/2wtl/ and also listening to Sovereign Grace and Kingsway music.

Holy God in love became

Perfect man to bear my blame

On the Cross he took my sin

By his death I live again.

This is the Gospel, the good news. This is my story.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters of books you've read in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

If you never thought you'd succumb to the copy-and-pastes, copy and paste this into your profile.

7/25/09

I actually have chapter four almost finished, but it might take me a while to upload it. I will do my best, though!

8/16/09

What with school beginning and all that entails, I fear I will not be updating as frequently as I would like. I am so sorry.

9/4/09

Working busily on Chapter Six! In between sighing in exasperation at how slowly people are updating...

10/1/09

Alright. It is now official. I have Writers Block. I had hoped to escape this dread affliction, but it caught me after all. I will battle it to the best of my ability, meanwhile reading other people's stories inspire me, so update quickly!

10/24/09

Hullo loves!

Hopefully you liked the chapter!

We are working very hard on our stories, yis we are Precious...but why doesn't anyone review? It makes us unhappy, Precious, yis it does...

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1. The Tarkheena's Guard » reviews
This is the story of Lasraleen's gatekeeper in The Horse and His Boy, whose story isn't as dull as one might think...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,650 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-13-09 - Published: 6-29-09 - Edmund Pevensie & Peter Pevensie
2. The Answer » reviews
The story of Queen Susan's daughters, and the dangers and exciting situations...and sometimes not...in which they find themselves. Written by my younger sister, Borwyn. She is twelve and this is her first story on this site, so do be kind. Eavis
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 9-30-09 - Susan Pevensie & unknown
3. Dealing With Morwen's Door reviews
Being the story of how Cimorene's Father's Councilor tried to deal with Morwen's Door, the Headache it gave him and the subsequent events. Also written by my younger sister Borwyn.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-2-09
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