Hi, this is Susan from Planned Parenting. We'd like to reschedule your Thursday meeti-shotshot-

ACTUALLY, this is Jay. If you were really looking for Susan, I suggest you buy the Mean Girls DVD and watch for your beloved Susan. If you were looking for someone else, I suggest you go back and try again-- wait wait.. what am I saying? STAY HERE -heartheart- I love you long time ;D!

But if you WERE looking for me, hellz yeah! I love you -heart- Read on, dear person, read on!! :D!

Roxas liger, Riku liger, Sora liger(my icon), Zexion liger, Demyx liger, Larxene liger, and an Axel liger too! XDDD -was bored-

And no gel was needed. That's how awesome that stuffed animal was. XD

I go by many names; one is the true one! Which one is it? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW. -cackles-

Jp, PeeJay, Witch, Just.. well you get the idea. I accept most nicknames.

Although my most used name is Jay. Or Susan, if you like d:~

ABOUT JAY!

I FIT IN MY FUCKING DRYER. OH HELLZ YEAH. YOU HEARD ME. I FIT IN THE PLACE YOU DRY YOUR CLOOOOTHES. -cackles-

I'm bored with life you could say? So writing is my new obsession, and one of my favorite things to do, even what I write out randomly turns into little dribbles of words across the page.

I'm Jay, my age is unimportant, I'm asian, I love yaoi. I honestly think I'm bisexual, but I've got the rest of my life to decide it, so I'll just wait it out. I'm the patient kind of person that lets barely anything get me mad.

I'm the kind of person that is told too much information on why I should think that way, I'll do the complete opposite of what I was told, and find out about the otherside. ( EX: a friend told me why gays were bad, I felt compelled to learn about lesbians and gays.. and now I'm bisexual. Wow. XD)

I'm open to pairings, and there are very few that bug me. I'm a fan of yaoi, het, and yuri. I've got nothing against incest, BDS&M, or even twincest.. rather.. the opposite. (loves twincest, especially HikaKao and RokuSor)

I'm flexible, and even if you don't like something I'm a fan of, I'll adapt to your ways and try my hardest not to poke your buttons. Unless you're fun to poke.. then the buttons call to me. They CALL to me. >:D!

Again, I'm flexible. No, this time I'm serious, I'm REALLLY flexible. ;D -winkwinknudgenudge- Nah, haha XDD.. but I am flexible.. if I ever meet you in real life, ask me to prove it >:D

To be completely honest.. I could give a rat's ass if you are a homophobe, or even a racist. As long as you don't bitch to me that you are right, or about your daily racist/homophobe/etc exploits, we'll do fine.

I think of myself as a sponge. You can say anything, and everything, and I won't take it badly. I don't mind being a punching bag for feelings, and I've accepted anything hurtful to be a part of life. Barely anything gets under my skin >:D I'd like to see you try.

I believe that statement that there's always that one person you never get over.. and I've got that person, but I've accepted it, moved on, and hopefully become a better person for it. And I've totally tried setting him up with other girls >:D -how fucked am I?-

I occasionally read, fav/sub and run.. but there are times I review. Sadly though... I give sucky reviews. So DX sorry in advance.

I'll review your fic if you ask me too, along with any crit or mistakes I notice. (I know I'm not perfect either, but.. I try? XD?)

I swear. Alot. So I suggest not talking to me if you have an issue with profanity :D

I've got a small pet-peeve though.. I hate when people give me crit on my stories.. and their grammar and/or spelling is incorrect. Please, please- if you give me criticism, at least check over your own review? I won't take it as serious, and find it annoying if it isn't... Wow. I sound like a bitch saying this XD

I'm a generally happy person, but like any normal person.. I'll have quieter moments. If it happens when I talk to you.. don't worry d: I'm just being Mile-coughcough- Jay. (If you got that joke, kudos to you! ;D!)

I've got commitment issues.. and I constantly need someone to slap me and tell me to do things. No, not literally. That would hurt. And I'm not masochistic- .. I think... o.o''

I've got an Axel -heartheart- I loves her to bits! And beyooond. XD

I like Trial and Error, so I leave it to you to talk to me to learn more about moi, and see if you and I will get along. -cackles-

Buuut, if you haven't noticed.. I'm insane. Or... crack-filled. Yes, that's it. I'm CRACK-FILLED! And I'm not short.. I'm funsized! D:!!

I'm into learning about Shakespeare, and can name his first 18 plays in order. -cackles because that is totally useless-

WARNINGS ABOUT JAY:

I will touch you. Hug you, glomp you, grope you- it's all the same to me. I'll slap your ass or poke your chest because it's fun, not because I'm a horny pervert or something. I've stopped believing in personal space, as I am weird like that... so... if I wonder whether you are a girl or guy, and you won't tell me. I. Will. Find. Out. Somehow. :D Capsiche? -heart-

I'll space out on you. For the most part I'll be a hyperactive person when talking to you.. but all of a sudden my mind will start drifting. -waggles fingers- Just try and gain my interest again, and I'll go back to being a chatterbox -heart-

I'm clumsy. Be prepared to watch me trip over almost anything. Anything.

"And there goes another shard of my sanity..falling away into the deep abyss of my subconscious, never to be seen again by the light of day. Not that the light of day ever sees my subconscious. But you get the point. If you don't, just nod your head, smile, and pretend you do. :D"

"-cackles-"

"How the fuck does Kairi jump off ledges and not die!?"

"Me: Bum bum bedum, bum bum bedum bum, Bum bum bedum, bum bum bedum bum,

Bum bum bedum, bum bum bedum bum, Bum bum bedum, bum bum bedu-

Friend: JAY. SHUT UP.

Me: Giggles, luv, giggles."

" :D? "

"KUKUPAPA'S ARE GANGBANGING MEE!"

"I swear, when I first saw Justin rip off Madonna's sweater, I thought she was shirtless. -shudder-"

" 'I've got my own darkness!! Hiya!! And its how I know where not to go, what not to do, and who not to trust..! And its right here, in my own heart!' " - Mickey from a KH dounjinshi I follow like a cult. -sparkly eyes- Did I mention it's during a fight scene where Mickey kicks serious ass? :D!

"We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find."

"To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother... upside the head. Pass it on..."

"Love is the movement -heart-"

"Ijustwanttotakeoffallyourclothesandmakesweetsweetpassionatelovetoyou-WHAT? HUH? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT."

"Did you know everytime you pinch a guy's nipple, a midget is born?"

-after Drea pinches Garret's nipple- "JAY, YOU'RE GOING TO BE REBORN!!"

Me: "NOOO D:!"

Drea: "Shut your pieho-"

Me: "Piehole is another word for butthole. :)))"

Drea: "...-breaks out laughing-"

"Seriously! I wake up from my nap for like one second, and I see a guy across the street carrying a stove into his car!"

Ouran High School Host Club USED to be my favorite anime of all time.. But I guess I've kinda lost interest now.

My new obsession? Kingdom Hearts. Roxas is love

Any friends of mine out there, glad to know you guys! -shot for being relatively mushy about friends-

Pecan pie. Wait no.. Just pecans in general. DELISH!

Pho Nam. I'm really unsure of how to write that.. but.. I LOVE PHO! It's so yummy!

Pomegranates

Boys

DeviantArt

Pirates! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Such and such~

Writing

Typing -86WPM!! (words per minute)-

Vocabulary

My Pairing Love:

Kingdom Hearts:

SoRoku/RokuSor

AkuSor

AkuRoku

RikuRoku/RokuRiku

RikuSor/SoRiku

Zemyx

RokuDem/DemRoku & DemSor/SorDem dorkable!

Y'know? I'm good with any pairings. Just because I'm a fan of yaoi, doesn't mean I'm anti-Hentai or something. And that totally rhymed. Score~

SoNam

AkuKai

Ouran:

Any pairings~ EDIT: I lost interest. D: Sorry.

PM me on FF for my MSN =D It's always nice to have new friends!

I'm also happy to do collabs, and if I feel bored- beta! Woo!

You can probably catch me on...

DeviantArt http://xxjustpassingbyxx.deviantart.com/

And LiveJournal http://xjustpassingbyx.livejournal.com

(dude. why the hell are the links being so retarded?!)

Ouran:

Oookay. How do I say this? I've lost interest in Ouran. o,o ... I know, I know you can look at the stories I've favorited and see the shitloads of Ouran stuff... but I has a new fandom!

KINGDOM HEARTS -heartheart-

I might finish some of my Ouran stories.. but don't expect it.

Kingdom Hearts:

Ohmaiz~ I'm not really working on any longtime fics other than Twisted Occurances, which is a collab fic with my friend Terra. She's got the fic on her account~

Mostly I'm writing oneshots. (wrote that as oneshits first XD!)

Let's finish this off, shall we?

I love being reviewed. Even if it's a flame that you feel you need to write on account of my 'horrible' stories. I /may/ review reply with flames of my own, but that's not important. I like criticism though, no problem with that! :D

Read and review, luvs!

Or else I'll... bake cookies and shove them down your throat. Trust me. I can't bake.

-cackles, throws smoke bomb at floor, disappears-