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hey guys, i'm aussi beach girl. PKD AWARENESS Copy this onto your page if you are living with, know someone who is living with, or know someone who has died as a result of Polycystic Kidney Disease. Or of course if you just care. (¸.•´ (¸.•´ i love this website, it's soooo cool. tv shows i like: -the oc, but it was cut like ages ago, so that sux. fav books: -twilight series, so cool, jacobs odd though, edward's cool fav movies: now for the cool things that you copy off other peoples pages. oh and to disclaim, trust me none of this is mine, i am so not that creative!! !!STUFF THAT ANNOYS ME!! People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No carrotnose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for? When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know potato, you frigging pulled me over. When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer? When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper! When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here you dick! People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? You Know You Live In 2009 When . . . >>>1. You accidentally enter your password on a >>>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. >>>3. The real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is >>>4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead >>>6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. >>>7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. >>>8. As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your >>>9. And.. you were too busy to notice number 5. >>>10. You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5. >>>11. And now you're laughing at your >>>Pass this on if you fell for it... Weird instructions: Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On deoderant: THIS IS 29 WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS!! : 1.follow them around the house everywhere. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.H.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101 Things To Remember: "Everything Will Be Okay in the End. If It's Not Okay, It's Not the End." Anonymous "When all is said and done, more is said than done", Aesop. Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon. Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own! The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim. A day without sunshine is called night. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow. If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher. Advice is what people ask for when they know the answer but wish they didn't This question below was found on alittleinsane963's page, so even though i didn't ask thanks for it, and hope you don't mind i've copied it for mine: Question: Why is it that our favorite scenes/episodes are the ones that show your favorite character in their weakest state? Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe! My Imaginary Friend thinks you have mental problems, and trust me, she would know! "OMGWTF!" is NOT a spell... trust me, I've tried. A friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" A friend will help you up when you fall, but a best friend will point, laugh, and draw more attention to the fact that you fell. A friend will split their lunch with you if you forgot yours, but a best friend will guard their food, stick out their tongue, and say, "You should have brought your own lunch, stupid! Now back off mine!" A friend will ask before eating something at your house, but a best friend will come into your house, barely say hello, and head straight to your fridge. A friend will ring your doorbell and wait patiently, but a best friend will pound on your door incessantly until you open it fifteen seconds later and say, "This situation could have been avoided if you had simply left your door unlocked!" A friend will use the common, "I think that shirt would look nice with jeans," suggestion, but a best friend will say, "YOU IDIOT! Why are you wearing a skirt with that shirt?!" and will then proceed to tear your closet apart looking for the jeans that are in your dresser drawer, which she, of course, already knew. She will then say, "Your room looks like crap. Clean up much?" A friend will ask if they can show you a song and will then pull it up on youtube, but a best friend will buy it and transfer it to your iPod and then tell you to listen to it or suffer their extreme displeasure. A friend will agree to a game of cards, but a best friend will agree, then proceed to suggest 52-pickup and begin the game before you agree. A friend will tell you to ignore the mean girls calling you names, but a best friend will keep the insults coming until a teacher walks down the hall, and will then drag you around the corner to listen as the mean girls get chewed out. A friend will wake you up if you fall asleep in class, but a best friend will raise their hand and shout out across the whole room to the teacher that you are drooling on their book. A friend will let you sleep in as late as you want after you fall asleep at four, but a best friend will wake you up half an hour later simply because they drank too much coffee and can't sleep and feel you should share their punishment. A friend will stay on the phone with you as long as you need to talk, but a best friend will stay on the phone until they arrive at your house and will then stay there until you kick them out four days later when you are completely recovered. A friend will laugh about a prank a teacher pulled on you, but a best friend will help you plot and carry out your revenge while laughing. I know I'm not perfect. BUT: Anything else you'd like to throw at me? Month One Month Two Month Three Month Four My hair is starting to grow! Month Five Month Six Month Seven Every Abortion Is Just: I am personally pro-life, politically pro-choice, your choice, you take a life, you suffer the consequences 92 of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 laughing your butt off.If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this,too. If you ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste.(that happens a lot to me :D) 99.5 of teens and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships and ect. Copy This right now!(comprendo?) If you haven't died yet, well guess what? copy and paste this in your profile. If you get good grades and yet still know nothing, copy/paste onto profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy/paste onto profile If you're crazy, copy/paste onto profile. If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religiously then copy/paste onto profile and add your name to the list. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy/paste onto profile. If you love rain, copy/paste onto profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy/paste onto profile. 93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy/paste onto profile. If you have your own little world, copy/paste onto profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times ... copy/paste onto profile. If you have ever seen a movie or show so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, post on profile. If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile. MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 change of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. A shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go to court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Funny bumper stickers We are the people our parents warned us about. God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts. Don't Follow me I am LOST!! Women are born leaders, LOOK you are following one now! Did you just fart or did you always smell that way? It could be worse. What if sex was fattening? Life's a bitch, and then you die. Graduate quickly, millions on welfare depend on you. Bill Clinton 99 Fact Free Yesterday I knew nothing, today I know that. The good thing about small cars is that you can fit twice as many into a traffic jam. Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you. Illiterate? Write for free help. Take me drunk, I'm home. Life is like a straw, it sucks. Don't delay, paint today I drive like this to piss you off! "It is Mind over Matter... If you ain't go no mind... It don't Matter" I may be slow but I'm in front of you. S uicide is away of telling God, You can't fire me I quit!! You have to be really secure to be seen in that car. I'm wondering if you have any horns with goofy songs? DANGER: I drive like you do! Kids in the backseat cause accidents... accidents in the backseat cause kids. Please don't hit me I'm a pedestrian trapped in a car. S.A.S.R. - Speeders Against Ski Racks If it's tourist season, does that mean we can shoot them? Jesus loves you, but everyone else still thinks your an ass hole. I don't drive fast I fly low If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk! Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot. If you can read this you're in range. The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions. It's not the size of the boat that matters, it's the motion in the ocean. Save the planet recycle an environmentalist. Just because your not paranoid doesn't mean their not out to get you. Study long study wrong. Blow your nose, your horn works fine. My karma ran over my dogma. I tried being normal once. . .I didn't like it. I'm not really a driver I just play one on TV. Life may suck, but it beats the alternative. Minds are like parachutes--they only function when open. Why did God give beauty queens one more brain cell than horses? So they wouldn't shit on stage. Horn Broken...Watch For Finger. Everything Is Somewhere. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure... I love cats...they taste just like chicken. I Wish I Was Barbie. That Bitch has EVERYTHING. CAUTION I BRAKE FOR HOOKERS. If it isn't broken...fix it until it is! Keep America clean...swallow your beer cans. I was an atheist until I realized I was GOD. Smile...show off your teeth. Clean up America. Shoot a redneck! I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass. House guarded by a shotgun 3 nights a week. You guess which? I left the womb for this I can go from zero to bitch in 2.2 seconds. T he more I learn, the less I understand. I'm not littering... I'm donating to the earth. If you can read this, I am parked. I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade. All generalizations are false. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck! Sometimes I wake up grumpy, Other times I let her sleep!! I took an IQ test and the results were negative When there's a will, I want to be in it! Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control! Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! T ell me to 'Stuff It' - I'm a taxidermist Live long enough to be a problem to your kids. I'm objective, I object to everything. If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? Life is a terminal disease. Nothing is illegal until you get caught. Do not believe in miracles - rely on them. Driver carries less than IN AMMUNITION In God we trust, all others must pay cash. Believe in Darwin, cancer cures smoking. Remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground 1. I’m smiling, that alone should scare you (¸.•´ (¸.•´ PKD AWARENESS Copy this onto your page if you are living with, know someone who is living with, or know someone who has died as a result of Polycystic Kidney Disease. Or of course if you just care. | |||||||||
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