Hey I live on the East Coast, Im really funny and enjoy a good book/manga/ff.

Manga - Naruto, Bleach, One Peice...etc. Im reading like 40 different ones right now.

Likes - Lots of things; Manga- Shounen, Seinen. Movies- Action, Adventure, Comedy. Miscellaneous- working out, pizza, jokes, a few select authors.

Dislikes - A few things; Manga- Shoujo, Josei, mangas with rape, Yaoi. Miscellaneous- bullshit, eggplant

Im gonna be working on a few stories soon. Once is titled The Ten Tailed Dragon and the other is Akatsuki no Sato. Read them. Im gonna have a shitload of polls.

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A lot of people have been reading my story and adding me to various lists. Thank you, though it would be nice if you guys reveiwed with some comments. Also read the story by 'Jordan lives' called Naruto no Kitsunegan: Legend of the 4th Doujutsu. Its a good story and I will be borrowing things from it.

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You people should reveiw and pm me more. They are enjoyable to read and if you ask all the authors, more reviewers = faster chapter. I know that I'm a noob at writing, but I still like reviews. And advice is good.

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The following rant is about a certain subject i dislike: There are a lot of stories out there where Naruto just forgives every one for all the things they did to him. Attempted murder included. Hell successful murder included.

Fuck that. The only people that should be spared are the ramen shop owners and Hinata. Naruto should kill all the villagers and beat the shit out of all the shinobi. Then he should talk down Sarutobi and make him realize how fucked his life was.

In my story, Kakashi, Sarutobi and all shinobi will love Naruto or die. The villagers will all get the shit beaten out of them if they touch him. Mother fuckers.

Anyway just cause he wants to be Hokage doesnt mean he needs to love everyone. Only the innocent people. Does a leader love traitors? Fuck no. So even if he is Hokage he wont love anyone who doesn't deserve it. Whoever was mean to him will die. That is my opinion.

This is my challenge: a good dark naruto one shot: have him address the villagers. Have him tell his life stroy and the whole fucking truth. Have everyone realize what they did. Then have him kill everyone in the most approriate and painful way. Only Sarutobi and the people who were indifferent are left. He then adrresses them and tells them that by being indifferent they killed him inside. he then beats the shit out of them. Only Sarutobi, Teuchi Ayame and Hinata are left. He tells Sarutobi what he did wrong. Then punches him painfully and knocks him out. He tells Teuchi Ayame and Hinata how they were the only poeple that kept him alive. He then takes the three of them and leaves.

You can make a ff out of this or one shot. just tell me about it.

Another thing, stop making Sarutobi a retarded old fuck. He is the Professor and Hokage. Hokages dont take shit from anyone. Thats why danzo is dead in my stroy. He doesnt "argue" his word is law. stop fucking up your characters.

you peeps misunderstand me when i say early life. I meant a one chap or 4k-5k summary on his life till the present time. A/N if you dont get this read my story.

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Kishimoto has fucked up canon so badly. It should just be called GAY SASUKE AND FREINDS. No offense to gay people but if you have fan girls who really want to fuck you, and you ignore them, you are gay.

Naruto: He is supposed to be the main fucking character. sadly he is the weakest and all his jutsu suck cuz the end up hurting him. he is retarded for some reason. everyone hates him an yet he still wants to be hokage. man. what a dumbass kishimoto is. thank god that in ff we can make naruto the way he was supposed to be made.

Sasuke: what can i say... he is an overpowered ass hole who should go die.

Sakura: weak bitch who should go die

Sarutobi: he was supposed to be Hokage, but he was a complete pussy. cant he have helped naruto and made him smart?

tsunade: stupid bitch, left the village cuz her loved ines died. what a pussy.

Jiraiya: one of the best characters ever. he just had to be killed off... FUCK YOU KISHI!!

Minato: same as jiraiya

hinata: she is way too shy

kakashi: he was an indifferent asshole to everything. then he trained sasuke. then he feels bad and helps naruto in shippuden. GET OVER OBITO YOU FUCK!!

That was my rant. Hope you liked it.

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Hey ya'll. vote in my poll for my story, which is a demon naruto fic. many harems. super strong characters(compared to canon)

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In my next chapter I will have an incredible surprise for you all, and if the poll doesn't reach twelve soon, I will just pick 'himself' if it's a tie.

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I have had to write foiur essays from the time of my last update till now. sorry yall. i will try to make chap nine worthwhile, but to do that will delay it further. oh well.

If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, Arsao Tome, S1R

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MY FIRST POLL IS CLOSED!! NARUTO WILL DO THE WAVE ARC BY HIMSELF!! The next poll is going to be wether Haku should be a girl or boy. Originaly haku was going to be Narutos harem but i will leave up to yall. after my current arc (which i am writing) will be wave so you guys have enough time to vote. PEACE AND SORRY FOR THE DELAY SCHOOL IS HARD BUT NOW ITS WINTER BREAK

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Here are some pet peeves of mine.

1. No plot development: when you do that the stroy is rushed and sucks. things arent explained that should be. i know im being hypocritic because i didnt develop the Naru/Hina in my story, but my defense is this- it was written so it happened in the past, i suck at romance and does it realy matter?

2. Yaoi/Yuri: if the characters have a sexual orientation then keep it that way. however Haku's gender is debatable so you can change that and Sasuke is asexual so do whatever to him.(he hasn't checked any girls out EVER and everyone loves him)

3. Naru/Saku: she is a bitch and doesn't like him. in canon Naruto is stupid so he doesnt know hinata likes him. In ff you can do whatever and logically, they dont work well together unless you OOC the hell out of her since she was born. But then what is the point of her being Sakura? You shouldn't fuck up character personalities TOOOOO much unless the story is super AU (like mine) or you have a valid reason to (like trauma or memory loss)

4. bad grammer: wtf?! ever heard of spellcheck? shithead, that fastest way to fuck up a good story is bad grammer

5. useless objects: dont give naruto a house with a thousand rooms and all the game stations in the universe. Thier fucking ninja. they train, fight, date, love, train, fight, train, love, love, fight, BUT NOT PLAY GAMES!!

6. plot holes: second fastest way to fuck up a story. whoever notices a plot hole in any story TELL THE AUTHOR IMMEDIATELY. especially me

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OMGGG!! Did you guys read the latest chap!! Naruto took out one of pains bodies on one hit!! HOLY SHIT!! I might forgive kishi...

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Haku is a girl. review more. ttfn

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I have said this before: lack of plot development kills stories many times over. god i hate shitty stories

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Here is an update to my pet peeves

7. Girls liking 'fox accesories'. Wtf? Why does everyone write that? It is retarded, seriously stop

8. Harem where the girls immediately accept each other. Wtf? that never ever ever happens. Girls usually are super emotional so Naruto will be fucked when ten girls start arguing over him and 'cheating' is like suicide

9. Girls who immediately accept Naruto after they hear his life story. Wtf? That never ever ever makes sense. Stop writing that bull shit. You don't know how it was like to be him. You need to develop the romance over at least five chapters that span 2 months minimum.

10. One line paragraphs. Do you think that is cool? Fuck that. It is annoying as hell. The least you can do is make then super detailed.

I was reading a story when I was reminded of another annoyance

11. Naruto's girls becoming hanyous when he bites them. Wtf? You can's just bite someone and make them super. I know this is fanfiction, but lets be a bit realistic. At the very least make Naruto half as strong because he transfered half of his power to his girl. Get over death. It happens. Naruto will become a thousand, but everyone else will die. DEAL WITH IT BITCHES!!

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For a very long time now i have been looking for a story on fanfic that seemingly disapeared. I think it was called "Naruto: Different Beginings" Naruto was like a super summoner and could summon every creature and obito and rin raised him. If anyone knows what im talking about pm me

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Inspiration has struck me. Now I will have three stories: The TenTailedDragon, Akatsuki no Sato and Total Domination

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Hi. Sup. I hate it when there is no logic to actions in stories. Wtf?! I hate it when a chick throws a wrench into Naruto's plans. Wtf?! I hate it when Naruto is a pussy. Wtf?! I hate it when an author doesn't update in years, but doesn's discontinue the story. I knew this bitch who doesn't update, but doesn't want to discontinue. I told her to put it up for adoption, but she said no. She was probably scared the new author would be a better writer. Wtf?! I hate it when Naruto can't get over Sasugay. Wtf?! I hate it when Sakura is Naruto's love interest in a good fic. SHE IS A BITCH WHO VIEWS HIM AS A SILVER OR BRONZE MEDAL. She is also a total slut. Read the first few manga chapters again. "I'll do anything for you, Sasuke." Does that ring a bell anyone? Wtf?! I like Kishimoto again because he made Naruto super bad ass, but he still isn't over Sasuke. Wtf?!

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As of this moment I have had around 54,934 hits on my story. Damn.

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12. I hate stories where Naruto is constantly beaten. Seriously? Sarutobi is more than strong enought to kill any one who fucks with Naruto.

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This is bull. I just deleted a story from my favorites list because it's been a few years since they updated. The story had more reviews than me. It also had three chapters. I am really pissed right now.