Hey people!! Im Savanna but you can call me savvy, savv, jewel, or Savvyjewel. I love fanfiction!! There are so many talented people here!! I love the Artemis Fowl books! (exept for the fact that Root had to die in the OD book4)

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NAME:Savanna

AGE:12

EYES:Blue

HAIR:DARK Blondeish Brownish!

HEIGHT: 5' 4''

Location: Bumfuck, Egypt! LOL!

My...issues: talking in sentences that isnt random,Falling,TRIPPING OVER AIR!!,Memory,Not being..weird!

i think you made a mistake in coming here...oh well look at my weird Totally Random Thoughts!

"What if the person who made you a day didnt make it 24 hours and made an hour= 30minutes? 48 hours in aday wow!

"why are clouds so poofy?"

"Why are you here?"

"I wonder if dog food is good?"

"Who had the brain compacity YEARS AGO to make the alphabet?"

"Are there Fairy people underground? -Holly Short,Commander Root,and Foaly appear-

"UH YEAH,We have been watching you'the WHOLE time" said Holly -My eyes widen and gives Holly a hug! - SWEEET!!

"HMMM SHould i give Holly a Wall Ball?" - gives holly a wall ball ... THWACK! -

"Is Atlantis real?"

FAVORITES THINGS AND PEOPLE

My 7th grade teachers --Mr.V (Valentine), Mrs.Shrieve and others

My Friends--Rylie,Annie,Margaret and others

Bones... the T.V. show!

Inherentence Cycle

AF books

Animal

Elves

Holly Short (who doesnt like her!)

Commander Root (he may have been mean but we all miss him)Snif,Sniff

Foaly (does he even need an explaination!)

Multch (hes just plain funny and weird sometimes)

Artemis Fowl (hes just a cunning,intellegent person)

Butler (doesn't need explaination)

Juliet,Trouble,and everyone else are awesome too

Eragon (Hello he's just awesome)

Saphira (she's kinda like me)

Arya (Kinda like me)

Roran & Katrina (they are so cute together)

THE PAIRINGS (1=i like best & last=HATE!!)

1.Holly/Trouble

2.Holly/Root

3.Root/Vinyaya

4.Artems/Holly (eww! they not the SAME SPEICES!!)

5.Holly/Foaly (once again not SAME SPEICES!!)

6. Holly/Chix ( i WILL KILL WHOEVER PUTS HOLLY THOUGH THIS TOURTURE!!)

1.Bones/Booth ( Made for each other!)

2. Hodgins/Angela ( i know they are already together) ( scratch that... not together but istill like em!)

1.Eragon/Arya (i think they secretly like each other)

2.Eragon/Nasuada? (I think it could work!)

FAVORITE QUOTES

"Stay back Human.You don't know what you're dealing with" -- Captain Holly Short

"Well then"

"that was completly and utterly random"

"idk!'' --almost everyone!

"LIE!!" -me

"EVIL WIDE-EYED GLARE" --what i do to people im Pissed off at!! lol!

"why is eveyone staring at me?!" --me when i say something completely random and has nothing to do whith the current conversation.. ex. talking politics the i scream I LOVE FANFICTION!! then people stare

"admitting your weird means your normal,Saying your normal is ...ODD,not liking someone cuz they are weird is JUST PLAIN WRONG!!"-- ME i just made that up! (me:ODDLY WEIRD:)

me: 'Ello Govener, would you like a spot of tea?

Friend: no, i would not like a spot of tea. it would ruin by shirt!

me: oh okay, pip pip cherrio -leaves-

Friend: Cherrio's are awesome!!

Me: -in normal voice- Say what?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

I am not weird, I’m gifted...its true

-Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Wow, really, I wouldn’t’ve guessed!!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What's the other use?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Such a suprise.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits".

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

-I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

TOP TEN Excuses - If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
1. " ... AMEN!"

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...just hope it's NOT a train!

If you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. ( COOL IM IN MY RIGHT MIND!! YEAH!!)

Questions I'm sure you've never asked + things to ponder:

Who defines what 'normal is'?

Why do you park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

What is a parkway?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

if technically after midnight it's
morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? shouldn't we call it
something like the early morning?

Why are they called stands if they're ment for sitting?

If it's illegal to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Why do they call it a building? Why isn't it a built?

Are there seeing-eye humans for blind dogs?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

How can a houuse burn up while it burns down?

Why is the THIRD hand on a watch called the SECOND hand?

Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are dead?

Before drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's
only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra
penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
stupid song about him?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from elec trons, does morality
come from morons?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

If you've heard the freecreditreport.com song, and have began to sing it randomly, sometimes when it's least appropriate, copy this into your profile. (F-R-E-E, that spells free, credit report dot com, baby!)

If you have ever run into a DOOR KNOB, copy into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. Thinking it sucks is an understatement for me.

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl,Savvyjewel

If you're still reading this, CONGRATULATIONS!! If not, HOW RUDE!!

Try To Type:

Type your name with your knuckles: Savvyjewel ( that was pretty easy)

Type your name with a cd case and DON'T look: -looks for cd case- FOUND IT! Savv7krerl (wow i was WAY OFF!)

Type your name with your nose: WHY? ok : saff6ue23o( THATS MY NAME? are you SURE!)

. Type your name with your elbow: savvyjewel ( HOLY CRAP! i got it right!)

Type your name with your feet: savvyjewell ( one letter off!)

Type your name w/ a pen w/o looking: -looks for pen- GOT IT vvyjrerl ( OK...weid!)

Type your name with your pinky and don't look: xz h fsdn ( What's that?)

. Type your name w/ your cell phone w/o looking: -steals moms phone- : sas uj564y/;' ( IS this a name?)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

-A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you are left-handed, copy this into your profile Go leftys!

If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mindwiped, then please copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that in horror movies, it always happens when they're home alone during a thunderstorm at night, copy this into your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Opal Koboi, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to walk through a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
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If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

if, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.

You shalt paste this in your profile, and not question the lisp of the accent that is being poorly ridiculed.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever misspelled your own name, paste this on your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If your dad laughs at you when you can't beat a boss in a game, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your dad gets a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think your dad is freaking awesome, copy and paste this to your profile!!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been flamed, copy this into your profile. meanies!

If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!!

if you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

You know when you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Archer of Freedom, Savvyjewel

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to go up a down escalator, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever thrown a banana at somebody, copy and paste this into your profile!

Try this, it's fun!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!