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since: 08-09-08, id: 1661630, Profile Updated: 10-03-09
country: Sweden
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Xiaolin Showdown.

Hullo I'm BleachedShadow.

I'm a newbie at writing fanfiction so if you notice something horribly wrong with one of my fics please tell me. :) My hobbies is drawing and writing. I suck at writing though -_-' That’s the reason I haven’t uploaded much...

Random facts about me.

I'm a coke-Vampire. I can't live without it XD.

My favorite candy is lollipops. In case they aren't too sweet. I hate sweet stuff XP.

I can't watch ghost movies. '' Or, well, I can watch the pathetic non scary ones, but the ones that involves creepy little dead (Or possessed, possessed works too. ''>>) children have me pressing my face into a nearby pillow screaming my lungs out. ''XD Almost the same thing with adult ghosts too, just not as fierce. (Or loud)

I HATE boredom. I think it should burn in the fiery pits of the seventh HELL for all the suffering it has caused me. -_-

My favorite food is... I don't have a favorite.. -shrug- I'll eat it as long as it isn't sweet or taste like shit.

I hate dolls. They are EVIL. Just one look at their creepy staring eyes make me shudder all over. Erk.

My favorite anime/manga character is definitely Hichigo/Shiro/Ogihci Shirosaki/Ikasoruk. He's the coolest, most insane, evil bastard in the world! :D And I love him to death. ;)

My favorite fanfiction category would be Harry Potter. Especially Evil!Harry! -squee- I wish there was more Evil!Harry fics! T-T There is like NONE! DX

The funniest story I have read so far is definitely Necromancers Anonymous by the Iza. It’s so FUN! XD It SUCKS thought that she hasn't updated in about A YEAR! -dies-

My favorite story so far is 'Make A Wish' by Rorschach's Blot. It really interesting! :D

I also have an account on Deviantart. Visit me sometime :)

http://hichigoloves112.deviantart.com/

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And this is where I put up all my rants. Here I rant about whatever has irked me really really bad at the moment. Which means that my feelings may change. You can just skip it if you want too.

Stupid mind >:(

My mind HATES ME! TT_TT I've been writing an Jack Spicer (Xiaolin showdown) story and my damn mind demands that I should turn it into an zombie story! When I'm writing stuff about zombies pop up ALL-THE-TIME! Even thought I'm deathly afraid of the GODDAMN THINGS! TT_TT The story I'm writing shouldn't have ANYTHING to do with zombies but stuff pops up whenever I have my guard down! I'm almost giving up here and writing the damn zombie story! Thought it will probably scare me half to death -Mutter mutter- DAMN YOU MIND! DAMN YOUUUUU!!... -sniff-

Stupid mind >:(

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I am so GODDAMN SICK of DM/HP!! Everyone is writing it!! I cannot understand how someone could possibly pair off Harry with DRACO!! They HATE each other!! Some people will probably tell me to just not read it. But it's Everywhere!! I find a promising story, then what do I see... Of course: Pairing HP/DM!! It's.. just... Nausiating... (gags) It's like a fucking punch in the gut when you find a story that looks great and the pairing is crap. (Glower)

And the storys where Draco is abused by father, Harry is abused by durslys, They find common understanding, They live happily ever after... Thats just bullshit. Draco's a fucking daddy's boy. Father this Father that.. Anyone who was abused by someone would Not threathen to sic the abuser on everyone who ever wronged them (snort) '' When my father hear of this...!!'' Well you see what I mean.

(Aaah good to get that out of my system. I would say thanx for listening but I doubt anyone read this (snort) I if anyone anyone who did read this and is a DM/HP fan. Please Don't send me lots of angry comments. I can quite well go happily on with my life without some hormone struck teenager fangirl/boy ranting at me why exactly I should love DM/HP. I HATE it. End of discussion.)

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(Sigh) As you can see below here I'm really easily scared.. >> If you too scream like you're about to die when you're watching horror movies I suggest you don't read it TT_TT

DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH This is really scary TT_TT.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Help us all by reading the below. If you agree please put it in your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.

98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 that is laughing your ass off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, psychoticKisshu, BleachedShadow

Misadventures in Middle Earth:Chapter 6 is up

Virus Z: I'm working on chapter 3 but it's going slow..

U BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to steal Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and
followed Jack and Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. She watched them
get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her
were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few
days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in
her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you
at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really
loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you,

Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.

Thank you

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1. Virus Z » reviews
Summary: Twelve year old Jack Spicer thought that this day was going to be like any other. It's not. Of all the things he thought was going to happen today fighting off a flesh eating zombie in his PJ was NOT on the list.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-30-09 - Published: 4-29-09 - Jack
2. Misadventures in Middle Earth » reviews
Summary: My OC end up in the Lotr world. I'm no good at summary's so if a sarcastic twit ending up in the Lotr world and bringing chaos wherever he goes *And quite a few scratches* is your cup of tea then by all means, enjoy. !REWRITING!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,298 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-19-09 - Published: 4-5-09
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