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NAME: Really, It's Billie. I like my name, it's tough, but can be very pretty and feminine. I also go by BJ. Plus I help one of the middle school teachers, and the students (Plus my whole volleyball team) have started calling me Buffalo Bill, Billabong, and for the strangest reasons that I shall never know: Beanie.

GENDER: If you read the name you'd figure Female, and that's what I am!!

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: I'm proud to sport the nickname, 'That Crazy Bisexual Chick That Threatened to Dismember Me.'

SEME/UKE PERSONALITY:

You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

LOOKS: Shoulder length, extremely curly, Ashy-Blonde hair, usually worn in ponytails, or a ponytail, or gelled to look somewhat like a skater. every once-in-a-blue-moon i'll straighten my hair, and it turns ashy-er, and my bangs reach all the way to my chin. I usually wear anything, but I have my own style, that no one has ever had!! anyway, I'm not usually very shy, so I could (and have) worn my pj's and slippers to school. I usually don't wear make up, unless it's a special event, then I wear eye shadow, liner, and lipgloss. Lately I've been totally random and I went goth for two days, then bright and happy, then natural... I like to keep them guessing!! My newest thing is bright colors, neon colors, and mix 'n match.

PERSONALITY: I have my calm moments, but that's it, only moments. I'm usually very hyper, especially around my friends!! I take shit from no one, and have slight anger problems... I like to imagine myself as a Shinigami, Arrancar, or a ninja. I'm also random, but not the annoying poser random. I've tried to hook my non-Narutard friends on Naruto, and now my friend Leanna has crushes on Kakashi and Sasori. I consider myself really smart, and I'm usually called nerd. When that happens I'll usually say "Thanks!!" then compliment them. I'm a pretty happy person, but im not organized at all... I made a new friend named Raven, and she's such a narutard!! She'll claw your eyes out for calling Gaara 'Gaara-kun' or anything else besides 'Kazekage-sama'. I wrote a Gaara lemon for her birthday that I've yet to put up here, and it is my very first lemon.

LIKES: JEFFREE FUCKING STAR. Ramen!! Yaoi, Deidara, Naruto, akatsuki, Giving/recieving complements, my friends, my insane family, Art (ART IS A BANG!! YEAH!!), music, DeiSaso, and of course fanfiction!! I've gained a new love for Bleach, also. Mostly the Espada, (Ulquiorra Schiffer and Grimmjow Jaegerjaques, FTW!!) Kisuke Urahara, (Hat-and-Sandles guy!! .) Renji, (Tattoed-on eyebrows) Mizuiro Kojima, (You know, Ichi's friend, Shy little guy? Beginning of the series? Always with Keigo? Always, Always texting someone on his cell?) And most of the captains and vice-captains. (Kenpachi & Yachiru, Mayuri & Nemu, Hitsugaya & Matsumoto, Aizen & Gin Shunsui & Nanao) and Let's not forget Chad, Uryuu, and Tatsuki.

HATES: Preps, stalkers (I'm such a hypocrite on the stalker part,) and Sasuke... Sakura-whore, Ino-bitch, Orihime (She's kinda useless, ya know?) and not much else... OH!! THE GIANT BLUE FLYING HIPPOS THAT STEAL MY TWINKIES WITH THE CREAM FILLING!! LOL (Sorry, me and my friend were passing notes during oceanography...)

DREAMS FOR THE FUTURE: Join the Espada!! but if that doesn't happen: maybe go to college, become a doctor of some sort, and live my life to the fullest!! I also kind of really want to be a female mechanic.

IQ:Officially 119. That's 9 points above the average range.

MY HOMEPAGE: This is my Myspace, so if you like my stories, add me please!! In the add note, Just type 'Fanfiction' and your name. (Just first; not too much info!) http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=356120478

Alrighty then.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~FAVORITE QUOTES FROM MY FRIENDS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"YOUR BOYFRIEND THE FLYING BLUE HIPPO STOLE MY TWINKIES WITH THE CREAM FILLING!!" Sarah

"It's not rape! It's love they don't know they want yet." ~Me

"Some people have six packs, but you get more from a keg." ~Alec

"MOO!!" -falls over- ~Jessica

"I IS A PUPPY!! WEESCHNAW!!" ~Me

"I'm watching you. Look up." ~LeAnna "I'm looking up. I can't see anything." ~Nicole "It's 'cause I'm hiding!!" ~LeAnna

"Shut up, pretty boy!" ~LeAnna (Emmett) "Shut up, Teddy-Bear!!" ~Nicole (Edward) "Teddy-Bear?! Have you seen me? I'm more like a grizzly!! I COULD HURT YOU!! RAGHWR!!" ~LeAnna (Emmett)

"The world would be dull without Weirdos. Could you imagine?" ~Me

"They're not weird or crazy, they're... expressive." ~Mr. Perkins

"Shut up and Sing!" ~Mrs. Aiken

"You smell like pasta!!" ~Sarah

"I don't get it." ~Me "What?" ~Raven "If Zetsu is a cannibal, does he eat Humans, Oreos, or Plants?" ~Me "Heh, I don't know. Maybe he eats beef and isn't a cannibal." ~Raven "What if he's part cow?! Maybe he has an udder!!" ~Me "Technically all men have 'udders.'" ~Raven "A pink appendage with creamy white stuff?" ~Me "Heh, exactly." ~Raven

"What's an 'orgasm'?" ~Molly (10 years old.)

"Ew! It tastes like Trees, ink, and fingers!!" ~Bobbi Jo

"Okay, so if Ulquiorra is the Emo king, and Sasuke is the Emo prince, Who's the Emo Princess?" ~Me "...Itachi?" ~Raven "...ZOMG you're a f cking genius!" ~Me "-ROTFLMAO-" ~Both

"If this is just a dream, don't wake me up to tell me reality has screwed me over." ~Me

"I never changed, I'm just sick of pretending to be happy..."~Raven

"Sick of crying, sick of lying, inside I'm dying but all you see is me smiling." ~Raven

"To live is to die, To die is to live... That is the way of life... and death."~Raven

"You can't kill yourself, and I can't kill you. If you died, I'd have to kill myself. Then I'd meet you in hell, and guilt trip you until the end of eternity. Pus we're immortal Jashinists; how do you propose to die?" ~Me

"This girl contains foul language and sexual content. If you have no sense of humor I suggest you stop being such a Bitch and get one. Veiwer discretion is probably advised, But I don't suggest it." ~Me

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NICE/ WISE THINGS~~~~~~~~~~~~~

'A rose has thorns; the thorns protect the rose from harm. Just like roses, people need thorns to protect them. And someone who loves you is your thorn.’

Love is really strange; there are different kinds of love, some of them that cannot be explained. Not enemies but not lovers, more than best friends, but not entirely like family… it’s strange…

So, yeah... please read my stories, and constructive criticism is appreciated... AW HELL!! I KNOW THEY SUCK!! FANFICTION GODS FORGIVE THEE!! Rock on, peeps!!

((O.~)) Yaoi-lover13