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Author has written 100 stories for High School Musical, Harry Potter, Titanic, Giver, SpongeBob SquarePants, Fairy Tales, X-overs, Twilight, Book X-overs, TV Commercials, Misc. Movies, Land Of The Lost, Shakespeare, Friends, and Host. My friends 7yopuppydogs, alicexdancer666, and I made a joint account. The penname is "7yoduckydog666". We'll mostly post Twilight crossovers. Please check it out! http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2079116/7yoduckydog666 My friend accidently erased my entire profile. I was really mad at her, but then I forgot how to make an angry emoticon, and that kind of distracted me... so now I'm mellow yellow. Besides, who can stay mad when listening to They Might Be Giants? Ooh, I know, I'll start with my favorite bands! Favorite Bands: They Might Be Giants, Owl City, 3OH!3, Paramore, Bound By Blood (my band), Narcoleptic Spiders (my band's alternate ego), The Butterbeer Experience, Harry and the Potters Favorite Books/Series: Harry Potter, Twilight, Kingdom Keepers, Heck, The Cronus Chronicles, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Speak, The Tempest, Hamlet, Othello, Much Ado About Nothing, The Mysterious Benedict Society Favorite Movies: Titanic, The Sound Of Music, The Little Mermaid, Hercules, Aladdin, P.S. I Love You, The Simpsons Movie, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs Favorite TV Shows: Friends, Scrubs, Spongebob, The Simpsons, Land Of The Lost, iCarly, Hannah Montana, SNL Favorite Color: Green Favorite Animal: Monkey Favorite Person, Like, EVER: Andy Samberg Favorite Internet Videos: Lazy Sunday, People Getting Punched Before Eating, Andy Walking, Charlie The Unicorn, Cats Vs. Bananas My Real Name: Nonya Business (I stole that from my friend who changed my profile.) My Age: x (that's supposed to be a variable. Yeah, I'm a math geek.) Slamming a revolving door IS POSSIBLE if there's somebody standing in it!! My favorite number of the alphabet is purple. What color do you want to be when you blow up? I DID NOT EAT A DOCTOR! Aw, now we don't have any gummy worms! Teacher: Spell inaccurately. Pupil: K-A-T. Cat. (this really happened) Random Junk About Me That Nobody Really Wants To Know But I'm Going To Put It On Here Anyway Just 'Cause: 3 Things I Like: Vanilla ice cream, bendy straws, and sliced pears 3 Things I Don't Like: Screamo music, when my fingernails don't go past the tip of their respective finger, speling mistaiks Siblings: A brother/monkey/Annoy-o-matic Pets: B-dog (Buddy), a golden retriever, Kit Kat, a tabby cat, Nikki (Copernicus), a black and white bicolor longhair cat(she's crazy. she got brain damage when she was spayed. she walks around with a crooked head.) One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that gosh-darned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your butt!" "Amen," replied the congregation. WEIRD QUIZ THING: 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. hire guy named Bob... Bob beeg-time 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? the lamp 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? How I Met Your Mother, season two 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 8:44 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:43 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My brother playing Halo. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? We left to go to my brother's Boy Scouts picnic and the water park. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? The door. 9. What are you wearing? Muppet pajama pants and A Quest T-shirt 10. Did you dream last night? Yeah. All I remember is that Larry King was pacing on top of a building. 11. When did you last laugh? A few minutes ago. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? A mirror, a picture-holding board, a bunch of boring landscapes 13. Seen anything weird lately? My friend and I had a huge, loud argument out in public about whether "waffles" or "chicken butt" was a more appropriate answer to "Guess what?" It went a little something like this: Me: Chicken Butt! Her: Waffles! Me: Chicken Butt! Her: Waffles! Me: Chicken Butt! Her: Tacos! Me: What? Her: What? 14. What do you think of this quiz? I feel deja vu... like I've taken it before...and my answers were erased... 15. What is the last film you saw? Shorts 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A Pepsi Truck 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I'm listening to "My Evil Twin" by They Might Be Giants 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would bring dodos back to life. 19. Do you like to dance? Sometimes. (Hey, look! I've changed since I first took this quiz!) 20. George Bush: Bush? Bushes have berries! Mmmmm, berries. 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Allie 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Mac 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? I don't know. I like living in America. You do too, right? Or are you a TRAITOR?? 24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? "Welcome to McAlister's! GO AWAY!" List 12 Characters From Your Fandom, In No Particular Order: 1. Rachel 1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? Harry/Jasper? No and No. 2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? Jacob is really hot. All the werewolves are. Their temperatures are about 108 degrees. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Ron gets Phoebe pregnant... That would be bad, because Ron is a teenager. Phoebe would raise the baby as a Muggle. 4. Can you recall any fics about 9? Yeah, mine. It's called, "Escape". 5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Jasper/Harry? No. 6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why? Ross/Holly or Ross/Joey? Ross/Joey. Nap buddies, remember? 7. What would happen if 7 were to walk in on 2 and 12 making out? If Chandler saw Jasper and Ron making out, he would have a flashback of his childhood and seeing his gay father making out with another man. 8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. Joey falls into a Time Doorway and enters the Land of the Lost. He befriends Chaka and together they help him on his journey to return to New York. 9. Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff? Rachel/Phoebe? No. 10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. From The Castle To The City 11. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you chose? Phoebe? Super-Freak. 12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would your warning be? WARNING: Either Harry or Ron may die in their attempt to woo Rachel. 13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? Ross. I read an episode of Friends, Season 11 this morning. 14. Would 1 look if 2 got lost? Rachel would look for Jasper if Jasper was in her apartment building. 15. What would 3 say if 4 killed 9? If Jacob killed Holly, Chaka would say, "Wolf-man, go away! You kill Arry (Holly)!" 16. 12 goes to break up 10 and 8's wedding. What is their dialogue/ trialogue? Ron: Phoebe, how can you marry Joey? He's your best friend! Phoebe: What about Monica and Chandler and Rachel and Ross? Joey: Yeah, how come she can't marry me? Ron: Phoebe, you have to go back to Mike! 17. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate (8) nine!! Harry is afraid of Chandler because Chandler has become a Death eater to avenge Monica's death. (??) QUOTES: "What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?" -Paris Hilton "Nobody ever suspects the butterflies." -Bart Simpson "Legos! A sparkly pumpkin!" -Pure Randomness "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." -Spongebob Squarepants "All that glisters is not gold." -William Shakespeare "It all cleared up when the guillotine came into view." -Bella, in my story, "The Cullens' Nightmares" | |||||||||
1. Candlelight » reviewsBella is taken away from her safe family, wrapped up in a strange and mysterious evil... WARNING: Even I don't know how it ends... Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-10-09 - Published: 10-3-09 - Bella & Edward2. Random Jokes And Drabbles » reviewsJust random things I think of when I read the Twilight series. Keep in mind that I usually think of these late at night! Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 60 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 276 - Updated: 12-9-09 - Published: 9-18-09 - Bella3. She Wolf Meets Dracula reviewsAlice: saved by becoming a werewolf rather than a vampire, rescued from her dreary life and brought to live in la Push. Edward: troubled vampire trying to come to terms with the fact that he's a monster. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-6-09 - Edward & Alice4. Fated and Hated: The Sam StorySam rebels against his imprinting, struggling to choose Leah over Emily. Unfortunately, Leah is getting increasingly annoying to him, and Emily keeps following him. He can't decide how to solve this problem: the conflict between love and fate. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Published: 12-6-09 - Sam & Leah5. Empty Sky reviewsJacob didn't really imprint on Renesmee. He still struggles to hide his pain from Bella while struggling, with help from Nessie, to get over her. Sometimes life is crazy, and sometimes it makes a perfect circle. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-6-09 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie6. DevastatingHe'd always been very skilled in destroying what was important to him, and other such monstrosities. Please R&R! Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Published: 12-6-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete7. Superman » reviewsBella has a secret. She hasn't told anyone, but, in a moment of panic, Edward learns the truth. What will he do? Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 12-5-09 - Published: 12-28-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. In Your Shoes » reviewsBella and Edward switch roles when a mysterious curse falls upon them. Carlisle must save them before it is too late, and Bella gives into her newfound bloodthirstiness. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-3-09 - Published: 5-18-09 - Bella & Edward9. Friends, Season 12 » reviewsSequel to Friends, Season 11. A continuation of the TV series. Please R&R! Updates on Thursdays!Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,311 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-3-09 - Published: 10-29-0910. SaviorModern-day. Jasper Whitlock lived in a torrent of pain and misery. Can the one point of light left to alter him save him from himself? Oneshot. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Published: 11-26-09 - Jasper & Alice - Complete11. Easier To Understand reviewsBella chooses Jacob. Oneshot. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-26-09 - Bella & Jacob - Complete12. Happily Ever After reviewsFairy-tale version of the saga. Nessie-less. Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-26-09 - Bella & Jacob - Complete13. I Suck At Summaries » reviewsMaking fun of bad fanfiction summaries. Not real ones, and I'm not trying to pick on anybody. This is just me making jokes again. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 11-1-0914. The Little Human » reviewsThe Little Mermaid with Twilight. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-15-09 - Published: 11-1-09 - Bella & Edward15. Prophetic Destiny » reviewsBella has been writing letters to Edward all her life. It's her way of keeping a diary. However, one day, a letter appears in her mailbox. Could it be possible that her imaginary penpal is real? Please R&R! NOT AHTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-12-09 - Published: 11-8-09 - Bella & Edward16. Bella and the Vampire » reviewsTwilight goes Disney! Beauty and the Beast-ified version of Twilight. Bella is the beauty, Edward is the beast. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-12-09 - Published: 11-1-09 - Bella & Edward17. The Last Words » reviewsBella told Edward that she wanted to be alone for a day to think about what had happened in Italy. But then, tragedy strikes. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-12-09 - Published: 1-20-09 - Bella & Edward18. Egomaniac reviewsIan convinces Wanda to use him as her host instead of dying. Please R&R!Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-8-09 - Wanda & Ian O.19. Vengeance » reviewsNineteen years after the final battle, Harry must fight alongside his children...Because Voldemort isn't gone as you might think. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 5-8-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort20. Aladdward reviewsTwilight, Aladdin style. What happens when a vampire falls in love with a human? Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-09 - Bella & Edward21. The Twilightmare Before Christmas reviewsNightmare Before Christmas, Twilight-style. Bella as Sally, Edward as Jack, of course. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-09 - Bella & Edward22. Holidays With The Cullens » reviewsA series of holidays with the Cullens. Updated irregularly because I will update on holidays. Post-Breaking Dawn. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-31-09 - Published: 11-27-08 - Bella & Edward23. Daylight » reviewsSequel to Breaking Dawn. With a new threat on the horizon, the Cullens rely on experience to help them. However, new beginnings mean that none of them know what the future might hold. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-31-09 - Published: 10-9-09 - Bella & Edward24. Choices and Regrets reviewsStory is written BACKWARDS! The last chapter will be the beginning of the story. Bella must make the biggest choice of her life. How can she turn away from Edward? How can anything matter more?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-18-09 - Bella25. Horrifying Reality » reviewsOne vampire is set on destroying all other vampires, and controlling the humans. Jasper and Bella have escaped, and, while working to uncover and stop this vampire, an illogical romance begins to occur. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-18-09 - Published: 2-1-09 - Bella & Jasper26. Be Our Guest reviewsI had to do this, being the Disney dork that I am. Takes place in Twilight, when Bella is meeting the Cullens. Review! Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-17-09 - Bella & Emmett - Complete27. Friends, Season 11 » reviewsThis is what I think Season 11 would be like. Episodes are written in script form. I plan to update every Thursday. I know I'm not as funny as the writers. Please R&R!Friends - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,309 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 9-24-09 - Published: 4-16-09 - Complete28. Imprint? » reviewsCollin, Brady, Embry, & Seth form a pact in which they decide to never imprint. But what happens when they do? How will they conceal their secrets? Though they set out to simply agree not to imprint, they begin to come closer as brothers. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-21-09 - Published: 1-18-09 - Embry & Seth29. The Threads That Make A Tapestry » reviewsBella is making the biggest choice of her life. As she follows through with that choice, she may realize something new about herself. Will it make her choose differently, and is it too late? Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 1-30-09 - Bella & Jacob30. Don't Make This Mistake » reviewsGinny is still with Dean after the final battle. Hermione tells her the mistake she's making. It's sort of like the Scrubs episode where JD runs the triathalon, when Elliot's boyfriend pours her white wine when she likes red. Twoshot, matbe threeshot. R&RHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-9-09 - Published: 12-23-08 - Ginny W. & Dean T. - Complete31. The Cullens' Nightmares » reviewsThese are the nightmares that the Cullens would have if they could sleep. It takes place mid-Eclipse. I've included Bella's.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-29-09 - Published: 11-7-08 - Edward & Bella32. Die Hard: Under Fangs » reviewsTakes place six years after Breaking Dawn. Jacob John McClane has to save Renesmee from the Volturi. Roughly based on the Die Hard movies. Jacob's POV. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-29-09 - Published: 3-3-09 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie33. Languages » reviewsThe Cullens and Bella have a lot of different ways of saying things. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-20-09 - Published: 1-3-09 - Bella & Edward34. Back » reviewsSet after Deathly Hallows. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back. And he's nice now. He and harry go on a crazy adventure to do good deeds and help the world. Because that's just the kind of guy he is now. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-9-09 - Published: 12-1-08 - Harry P. & Voldemort35. Angela » reviewsAngela really was a witch. She and the Chieftain Warlock are the last of their kind. What will she do? Please R&R! Angela/OCTwilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-9-09 - Published: 1-20-09 - Angela36. Twilight: Thriller reviewsThis is Thriller with Jacob and Renesmee. Dedicated to the late legend, Michael Jackson. Please R&R! Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-9-09 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete37. The Fight » reviewsJacob and Renesmee get in their first big fight. It threatens to ruin their relationship. I had to have a Twilight run to the airport story! Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-9-09 - Published: 3-22-09 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie38. Eclipse At Noon » reviewsBegins when Bella jumps off of the cliff. She makes a life-changing decision that conflicts with another decision made by someone else. What will she do? Please R&R. If I could add a third character, it would be Jacob.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-9-09 - Published: 3-5-09 - Bella & Edward39. Vampire Chat Room » reviewsi know I'm probably the millionth person to do this, but it looked like fun! All conversations are original, if the idea is not. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 7-9-09 - Published: 10-17-08 - Bella & Edward40. Bite Me Song » reviewsThis is a parody of "Hurt Me" by Kerli. You can youtube "Hurt Me Kerli" to get the song. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-22-09 - Published: 2-26-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete41. The Vegetarian Vampire News At Ten reviewsEmmett, Rosalie, Carlisle, and Jasper put on a news show for the other vegetarians. Oneshot. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-18-09 - Emmett & Rosalie42. Dusk, The Daytime Drama reviewsThis is Twilight as a soap opera. I'm not trying to offend any individual soap opera, just joking about how dramatic they can get. Oneshot. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-18-09 - Complete43. The One Where Chandler Proposes reviewsThis is how I think Chandler should have proposed to Monica. Oneshot. Please R&R!Friends - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-8-09 - Chandler B. & Monica G. - Complete44. The Light At The End Of The Tunnel » reviewsBella died. Years later, Edward discovers the reason he didn't go to the Volturi when she did. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-7-09 - Published: 11-27-08 - Edward45. On The Run » reviewsWhat if Edward had stepped into the sun in Italy? What if he was able to escape with Bella before the Volturi caught them? Bella and Edward are on the run, and no one knows how it's going to end...Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-31-09 - Published: 1-3-09 - Bella & Edward46. Why The Cullens Can't Babysit » reviewsStories about how each of the Cullens babysit Bella while Edward hunts. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 3-23-09 - Published: 11-24-08 - Bella47. Coincidence reviewsWhat if Ron had never come back to Harry and Hermione? Oneshot. Please R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-22-09 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete48. Midnight Sun Table of Contents reviewsThis is what I think the table of contents for Midnight Sun should be. Playing with Edward's obsession with Bella. NOT THE REAL TABLE OF CONTENTS THAT SM HAS DECIDED! Please R&R! Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-19-09 - Edward - Complete49. No Offense » reviewsBella Swan is in an abusive relationship with a vampire. Pretty morbid. Oneshot. Please R&R.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-11-09 - Published: 3-10-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete50. Breaking Dawn the Musical » reviewsWhen Edward changed Bella, he bit the wrong place on her head, and now her life is a musical. Singing is in italics. Some songs I haven't chosen a tune for, and others will say so at the beginning of the chapter. The first one is to Momma Mia.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 11-12-08 - Bella & Edward51. Vampires and the Economy reviewsEven the Cullens were affected by the Great Depression. Oneshot. Please R&R.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-4-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete52. If Edward Was Evil » reviewsBasically what the title says. I was bored. The thoughts are in italics. Please R&R! He's a vampire, in case you were wondering.OOC.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-3-09 - Published: 10-30-08 - Edward - Complete53. A New Leaf » reviewsThis is Alice's story. How she found out about the Cullens and how she dealt with her vampirism. JxA. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-3-09 - Published: 11-9-08 - Alice & Jasper - Complete54. Tragedy reviewsThis is a song parody of Taylor Swift's "Love Story". Her song is about Romeo and Juliet, but it doesn't tell the real story of Romeo and Juliet. Please R&R!Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-1-09 - Complete55. Chorus for Hamlet reviewsI decided to write a chorus for the end of Hamlet. Please R&R!Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-19-09 - Complete56. Hamlet: The Vampire of Denmark » reviewsTwilight/Hamlet. Hamlet/Ophelia. In 1600 "Hamlet" time period , James was a lone nomad. He bit Laertes, who bit Hamlet. Ophelia was also bitten. They meet centuries later, each having led an entirely different life undeath? . Please R&R!Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-14-09 - Published: 1-24-0957. Escape » reviewsHolly, 17, has been "lost" for years with Will and her father. She and Chaka escape to Earth, but it's been almost forty years in Earth-time since they left. Holly is trying to bring Chaka home while Will and Rick try to escape. Please R&R!Land Of The Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-9-09 - Published: 2-2-0958. Why The Sleestaks Are Still Angry reviewsThis takes place at the end of the episode with Enik in it. It's the reason the Sleestaks were still angry even after he went back and tried to prevent that. Oneshot. Please R&R!Land Of The Lost - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-3-09 - Complete59. Magic Food Bringer reviewsIn the episode where the Sleestaks trick Holly and Will by showing them their parents, I don't think that the Sleestaks were smart enough to invent something like that trap. This is how I think they found it. Oneshot. Please R&R!Land Of The Lost - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-3-09 - Complete60. Bella's Story reviewsSong fic for "Love Story", by Taylor Swift. It starts where Twilight begins, sort of skips the whole James-thing, and goes through New Moon. Please R&R!I would suggest reading this and singing along, or listening to the real song in the background.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-25-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete61. Miscarriage reviewsRenesmee goes for an ultrasound. This is the last chance she has to be a mother. Title says it all. Oneshot. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-25-09 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete62. Deja Vu » reviewsBella wakes up in Arizona after "dreaming" everything that happened to her in Twilight. She remembers none of it, but keeps having deja vu. Maybe it wasn't a dream at all... Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 12-23-08 - Bella & Edward63. The Unborn Is Unscary » reviewsThis is a fanfic for the new movie, "The Unborn". Benny, the unborn child, is learning how to be scarier with the help of other horror movie characters. Please R&R!Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-8-0964. Bloopers » reviewsPossible bloopers that could happen while they film the movies. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-3-0965. I Hate The Snuggie reviewsThis is what I think of the Snuggie commercial. Please R&R! Flames are not appreciated.TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-2-09 - Complete66. Why Jacob Is Better Than Edward reviewsI must warn you, I thought of this late at night, while, admittedly, staring at my Edward poster. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 12-31-08 - Edward & Jacob - Complete67. Depressing FM reviewsThe real reason that Bella didn't like to listen to music when Edward left in New Moon. Please R&R! Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-26-08 - Bella - Complete68. Parodies, Parodies, Parodies » reviewsThe title is sort of self-explanatory. This is a collaboration of Twilight parodies. The time frame will change, for instance, one parody might be in New Moon while another is post-Breaking Dawn. It depends. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 12-23-08 - Bella & Edward69. Aliens reviewsBella's wishful thinking lands her in deeper depression. Oneshot. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete70. Bloodsuckers And Mudbloods » reviewsEdward Cullen/Hermione, Ron/Hermione, Ron/Lavender, Bella/Edward At Slughorn's Christmas party, Sanguini the vampire introduces Edward and Hermione. Sparks fly, as do curses, fangs, and harsh words. Please R&R!Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 11-23-0871. Goodbye reviewsAt the end of the day, all you can really say is, "I'm really sorry you died." Obituaries by a changed Rita Skeeter. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-08 - Rita S.72. The Magic Is Gone reviewsWhat happened to Romilda after DH. Oneshot. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-11-08 - Romilda V. - Complete73. I Don't Know What Made Me Say It reviewsSet in DH, when Ron comes back. Her anger gets the better of Hermione...Oneshot. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-6-08 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete74. Wishes reviewsNever cross a hungry dementor, especially when you're burning with love and emotion. Ginny misses her family. Oneshot. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-6-08 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete75. AccidentsSet in POA, when Harry charges at Lupin and Sirius. Hermione's POV. Oneshot. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Published: 12-6-08 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete76. Jimmy reviewsThis is actually an inside joke, but I think it's kind of funny. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-1-08 - Complete77. My Own Personal Demon reviewsEdward realizes the shocking truth about the girl he has just killed. Please R&R! OneshotTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-30-08 - Edward - Complete78. Til The End reviewsThis started out as a poem, but whenever I read it it comes out as a song. There's no specific tune, but it's closest to Beautiful World, by Colin Hay. Edward's promise to Bella as she changes.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-30-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete79. Appearance Of The Wolves reviewsOneshot. What if the werewolves came to save Bella from James?Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-26-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete80. Love Beyond Hatred » reviewsRosalie and Jacob fall in love, but both are in denial. All conflicting relationships are nonexistant, like Emmett and Rosalie aren't together. Also, Bella's baby is a boy. Jacob doesn't imprint on anyone.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-26-08 - Published: 11-9-08 - Jacob & Rosalie81. A Perfect Life » reviewsPure fluff. Bella enjoys her perfect life. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-24-08 - Published: 10-10-08 - Bella & Edward82. Werewolves Shouldn't Forget » reviewsRenesmee's POV. jacob is mauled by a vampire and suffers from amnesia. Renesmee tries to bring him back, but he doesn't remember her. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-13-08 - Published: 10-5-08 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Jacob - Complete83. A Collection Of MarcusLily FluffThis is a broad collection of fluff between Marcus and Lily. You don't exactly need to read my story, Seperate Worlds, to understand, but it would help. Marcus is Lily's boyfriend in that story. All unfamiliar characters are my own.Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Published: 11-7-0884. My Heart Can't Go On reviewsA song parody about New Moon to the tune of "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-3-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete85. Voldemort's Love » reviewsMore chapters to come. Voldemort visits his mother and discovers love. Who should feel it first but a Muggle. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-30-08 - Published: 8-29-08 - Voldemort86. Seperate Worlds » reviewsWhat happens to Lily and Jonas after the book ends. Lily gets a boyfriend. More chapters to follow. Please R&R!Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 8-27-08 - Complete87. Survival Island » reviewsAll human. Rosalie, Emmett, jasper, Alice, Edward, and Bella star on a reality show where they must survive in the wild for five weeks. They have never met each other before. Sort of like the show, Survivor. All existing relationships will occur. R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-24-08 - Bella & Edward88. Jacob and BellaOld Lang SyneThis is my first Twilight parody song. It's Old Lang Syne with Jacob and Bella. Renesmee wasn't born/Bella becomes a vampire and stops hanging out with the werewolves.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Published: 10-19-08 - Bella & Jacob - Complete89. Meeting In Between reviewsIn New Moon, when Bella and Alice are going to Italy, Edward is in the seat in front of them. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-5-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete90. A New Kind of Vampire reviewsScrubs/Twilight I think it's time for Dr. Acula to be associated with other vampires! Bella goes to the hospital and meets him. Short & sweet. Please R&R!X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-18-08 - Complete91. Unkissable Love » reviewsEmily falls in love in the strangest way. I'll try to update soon. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-18-08 - Published: 9-5-0892. My Own Personal Cinderella Story reviewsAll of this is totally fiction, it isn't based on anything real in my life, except I do own Crocs and I do have a cat...Ella's life is curiously familiar. A modern twist to a classic.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-17-0893. You Are The Tapeworm In Me reviewsThis may make you queasy. It's a parody of "You Are The Music In Me".High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-1-08 - Complete94. What Not To Do At A Stoplight reviewsI saw this episode one day and decided to write the essay. Three things that you should not do at a stoplight. Unfortunately, I didn't write enough to get an A, though...I forgot how many words Mrs. Puff asked for...SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-31-08 - Complete95. First Kiss reviewsI know it's really short, but I just thought it was nice. I'm a huge ronione/dramione fan.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-29-08 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete96. How To Get Rid of a Horcrux reviewsJust a short list of humorous ways to dispose of part of Voldy's soul. It's sort of Muggle-related.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-29-08 - Complete97. The Heart That Went On reviewsNine months after Rose comes to America, she gives birth to Jack's quintuplets. Sixteen years later, one of them gets sick. Rose learns that her heart really should go on.Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-08 - Rose D. - Complete98. Alternate Ending reviewsAn alternate ending. It doesn't explain everything the real ending explains, but it has different things in it.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete99. High School Musical 3 reviewsJust a spin-off of the next movie. This is the sequel to "Golfing With Apples".High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete100. Golfing With Apples reviewsJust a spin-off.High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete
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