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Author has written 233 stories for High School Musical, Harry Potter, Titanic, Giver, SpongeBob SquarePants, Fairy Tales, X-overs, Twilight, Book X-overs, TV Commercials, Misc. Movies, Land Of The Lost, Shakespeare, Friends, Host, Mortal Instruments, Invader Zim, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Toy Story, Unnatural History, Castle, How I Met Your Mother, Doctor Who, Supernatural, and Back to the Future. Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/Duck_Life22 Favorite Bands/Singers: Huey Lewis & the News, Mumford & Sons, Rolling Stones, the Platters, Led Zeppelin, Regina Spektor, Florence the Machine, AC/DC Favorite Books/Series: Harry Potter, Kingdom Keepers, The Mortal Instruments series, Dean Koontz, Michael Crichton, Hunger Games Favorite Movies: Back to the Future, Serenity, The Avengers, Better Off Dead, Pretty in Pink, Star Wars IV-VI Favorite TV Shows: Friends, Unnatural History, Castle, How I Met Your Mother, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Firefly, Happy Days, Family Ties, Psych Ships Friends Mondler Harry Potter Harry/Ginny Mortal Instruments Clace Unnatural History Jaggie Castle Caskett Firefly Simon/Kaylee Psych Shules Doctor Who Ten/Rose Sherlock Johnlock Supernatural Destiel | |||||||
1. Till It Tastes Like BloodSamandriel's back under Naomi's control and nothing can break him out of it. Well, almost nothing. Oneshot. Adamandriel. Please R&R! Title from the Florence the Machine song "Are You Hurting The One You Love?"Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Published: 5-4-13 - Adam M. & Samandriel - Complete2. Stickin' To The Right reviewsIn Hell, the scariest stories are about two boys in a black Impala. Oneshot. Please R&R! Title from AC/DC's "Hells Bells".Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-4-13 - Mary W. - Complete3. There Will Be DancingBecause there's a big difference between having a wedding and getting married, and Dean had realized this approximately three minutes ago standing in this bathroom trying to make sure his tie was on right. Oneshot. Destiel. Please R&R! Title from the movie "My Best Friend's Wedding".Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Published: 4-28-13 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete4. When I Say I Need You reviewsDean cleans Cas up after the events of "The Great Escapist". Based solely on how bloody Cas looked in that promo and how much I want Dean to take care of him. Destiel. Oneshot. Please R&R! Title from the Who's song "You Better You Bet".Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-27-13 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete5. Breath of Sweet Surrender reviewsSet between "Pac Man Fever" and "The Great Escapist". Dean takes care of Sam. Oneshot. Please R&R! Title from the Blue Oyster Cult song "In Thee".Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-25-13 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete6. The Boy With The Broken HaloAdam tries to get through to Samandriel while the angel's possessed by a demon. Oneshot. Adamandriel. Please R&R!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Published: 4-25-13 - Adam M. & Samandriel - Complete7. Chocolate Milk reviewsSamandriel saves Adam from the Cage. First stop- Denny's. Pure fluff. Oneshot. Adamandriel. Please R&R!Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-25-13 - Adam M. & Samandriel - Complete8. So I Don't Have to Dream AloneGabriel returns, but Sam's not sure if it's too good to be true. Utter fluff. Sabriel. Oneshot. Please R&R! Title from the Bobby Darin song "Dream Lover."Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Published: 4-21-13 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete9. Fresh as the Bright Blue Sky reviewsIt's late, it's been too long since he's seen Cas, and Dean can't really stop what comes out of his mouth. Destiel. Oneshot. Please R&R! Title from, you guessed it, "Sweet Child O' Mine".Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-21-13 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete10. Bang reviewsTime unravels, torn and frayed, and Sam and Dean are running out of it. To save the world- again- Dean makes a sacrifice. Technically not a crossover but strong parallels to "The Big Bang". Oneshot. Please R&R!Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-18-13 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete11. Long, Long Way From Home reviewsSet after "Taxi Driver". Sam left that hell gate open. Someone finds the way out. Oneshot. Please R&R! Title from the Foreigner song.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-17-13 - Adam M. & Benny - Complete12. Keep Us Together reviewsDrabble based on those pictures of Cas with grocery bags. Oneshot. Destiel. Please R&R! Title from the Captain & Tennille song because I'm a sap.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-13 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete13. What Remains reviewsTag to "Family Remains" written for theconsultingdreamer. Sam tries to keep Dean from breaking down. Oneshot. Please R&R!Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-17-13 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete14. If I Say To You Tomorrow reviewsGabriel's off on a suicide mission to kill the Devil and his little brother tags along. Oneshot. Please R&R! Set during and after "Hammer of the Gods". Title from the Led Zeppelin song "What Is and What Should Never Be".Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-8-13 - Gabriel & Samandriel - Complete15. Unknown BrotherSamandriel reflects on what might have been while in Crowley's custody. Oneshot. Please R&R! Title from the Black Keys song.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Published: 4-8-13 - Adam M. & Samandriel - Complete16. Bodies and Minds reviewsAdam asks to speak to Samandriel's vessel. Oneshot. Adamandriel. Please R&R! Title from the Great Lakes Swimmers song.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-8-13 - Adam M. & Samandriel - Complete17. Widen Your Heart's Scope reviewsAdam gets out of the Cage, but he's not quite himself anymore. Samandriel finds him. Oneshot. Adamandriel. Please R&R!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-3-13 - Adam M. & Samandriel - Complete18. What Milligans Do reviewsAdam argues with Samandriel about his name. Oneshot. Please R&R!Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-3-13 - Adam M. & Samandriel - Complete19. I Will Feel So Glad To Go reviewsSamandriel rescues Adam from Hell but the memories are too much and Adam suffers while the angel tries to find a solution. Oneshot. Adamandriel. Please R&R! Title from the Smiths' song "Asleep".Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-30-13 - Adam M. & Samandriel - Complete20. RiseFuture!fic where Krissy returns from Downstairs and how Dean takes it. Spoilers up to "Freaks and Geeks". Oneshot. Please R&R!Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Published: 3-28-13 - Dean W. - Complete21. Somewhere Up Above reviewsAt sixteen, Adam tries to kill himself and an angel tries to help him. Adamandriel. Oneshot. Please R&R! Title from the the song "Teen Angel".Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-28-13 - Adam M. & Samandriel - Complete22. Autumn Fallin' reviewsSamandriel saves Adam but can't save himself. Oneshot. Adamandriel. Please R&R! Title from the song by JayMay.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-26-13 - Adam M. & Samandriel - Complete23. Are You Hurting The One You Love reviewsTag to 8x17 "Goodbye Stranger" about all the times that Cas had to practice killing Dean. Oneshot. Please R&R!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-22-13 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete24. Simple As That reviewsDean finds out what the third trial is and struggles to tell Sam. Speculation for the end of Season gr8, will probably end up Jossed before the end of next week. Character Death. Oneshot. Please R&R! Title from the Huey Lewis & the News song.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-16-13 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete25. It's Not About Fault reviewsPost-season 8, Cas struggles with the torture he's endured in Heaven. Oneshot. Please R&R! John Green references.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-9-13 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete26. Hope You Find Your Paradise reviewsSpeculation for "Goodbye Stranger". Castiel's having trouble coming to terms with the things Naomi made him do. Oneshot. Please R&R! Title from the Supertramp song "Goodbye Stranger".Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-9-13 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete27. Star reviewsIn which Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All, grows up, goes by Alfie, gets a job at the Wiener Hut. Oneshot. Please R&R! Spoilers for "Torn and Frayed".Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-27-13 - Alfie O./Stormageddon & Samandriel - Complete28. Where Do We Go Now? reviewsDean realizes something while working a case with Cas. Very short, very fluffy. Destiel. Oneshot. Please R&R! Title from the song "Sweet Child O' Mine".Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-24-13 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete29. This Is My Night To Dream reviewsCas misses Dean, Dean's sure Cas is dead. They can't see each other, not really, not with all of Heaven and Hell at their heels, but just for a night they can dream. Destiel and dancing, oneshot. Title from the Nat King Cole song. Please R&R!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-19-13 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete30. The Same Old JamSet right after "Trial and Error". The fight with the hellhound brings back memories for Dean, and he stays up all night exploring a certain piece of his new room setup to distract himself. Oneshot. Implied Destiel. Please R&R!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Published: 2-15-13 - Dean W. - Complete31. Sweet Child O' Mine reviewsCas knows staying away from the boys will keep them safe, but sometimes he just needs a break from it. Oneshot. Please R&R!Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-12-13 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete32. Stay reviewsDean prays to Cas, who's still not answering. Set somewhere around "Everybody Hates Hitler". Oneshot. Please R&R!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-9-13 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete33. Rueful reviewsBecause Biff had to change a bit, and sometimes even when the change isn't good it's still change for the better. BiffxOC. Oneshot. Please R&R!Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-3-13 - Biff Tannen - Complete34. Time Steps Aside reviewsEnd!verse, set right after Zachariah sends Dean back to 2009. After the battle with the Croatoans, Cas goes looking for Dean. Oneshot. Please R&R!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-30-13 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete35. Roadkill reviewsTag to "Under the Influence" about how Esposito feels about his place in the Immediate Family. Oneshot. Please R&R!Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-20-13 - Javier E. - Complete36. Thursday reviewsThe Angel of Thursday's last Thursday, and the ones he tries to hang onto. Season GR8 speculation, post-"Torn and Frayed". Character Death. Oneshot. Please R&R!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-20-13 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete37. Heart reviews"Listen to me," Samandriel told his older brother, "Listen to me closely," echoing something Castiel told him years before. Set after "Sympathy for the Devil", spoilers for "Torn and Frayed". Oneshot. Please R&R!Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-17-13 - Castiel & Samandriel - Complete38. Putting Off the End of the World reviewsPoem for all the times Sam and Dean thought the world was ending- and the time it came closest. Please R&R!Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-13 - Sam W. & Lucifer - Complete39. AntiChrist AnarchistJust a poem about Sam in S3, about the whole "boy-king" prophecy and how he feels about destiny. Please R&R!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Published: 12-27-12 - Sam W. - Complete40. Always a Crime Scene reviewsJust a short oneshot about the Caskett proposal happening in the Public Library, written for cookme25 (Hannah). Please R&R!Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-26-12 - Kate B. & Rick C. - Complete41. Right reviewsCas returns from Heaven, dedicated and obedient once again courtesy of Naomi, with a terrible mission. Destiel, but can be read as friendship. Set after "Citizen Fang". Oneshot. Please R&R!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-22-12 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete42. Darkest Depths reviewsWhatever else Ruby had done, she'd taught Sam a few valuable lessons, one of which would save the world. Slight Ruby/Sam, spoilers for Swan Song. Oneshot. Please R&R!Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-22-12 - Sam W. & Ruby - Complete43. Holidays With The Cullens » reviewsA series of holidays with the Cullens. Updated irregularly because I will update on holidays. Post-Breaking Dawn. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-24-12 - Published: 11-27-08 - Bella & Edward44. In A Word reviewsAmy, Rory, nostalgia, and a typewriter. SPOILERS for TATM. Oneshot. Please R&R!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-29-12 - Amelia P./Amy & Rory W. - Complete45. Mantra reviewsWhat little remains of the Master is locked inside a human mind. Set between "The Power of Three" and "The Angels Take Manhattan". Oneshot. Please R&R!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-23-12 - Rory W. & The Master - Complete46. You Are All I Ever Remember reviewsDefenseless against the nanogenes, the Doctor feels the Dalek transition beginning. Set during Asylum of the Daleks. Oneshot. Please R&R!Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-2-12 - 11th Doctor - Complete47. Why Wait? reviews"You want kids! You have always wanted kids, ever since you were a kid. And I can't have them." The disintegration of a good marriage. Spoilers for 7x1. Oneshot. Amory. Please R&R!Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-2-12 - Amelia P./Amy & Rory W. - Complete48. Fact or Feeling reviewsSet during Asylum of the Daleks. Rory tries to keep Amy remembering. Leads into the "I love you more" scene Or, as I call it, the "Rory pulls the Pandorica card" scene . Spoilers for 7x1. Oneshot. Please R&R!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-2-12 - Amelia P./Amy & Rory W. - Complete49. The One You're With reviewsSimon, Isabelle, and a problem with communication. Post-COLS. Simabelle, Jace&Isabelle friendship. Oneshot. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-15-12 - Simon L. & Isabelle L. - Complete50. An Absence of Glitter reviewsClary and Jace try to convince Magnus they still want him on Team Good. Spoilers for COLS. Oneshot. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-15-12 - Clary F. & Magnus B. - Complete51. Better Off Dead reviewsBattered from his break-up with Magnus, Alec considers his options. Based on the movie of the same name. Oneshot. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-15-12 - Alec L. & Jace W. - Complete52. It's Better Than Drinking Alone reviewsJordan turns his and Simon's apartment into a bar. Post-COLS, spoilers for COLS. Slight crackfic. Implied Malec. Oneshot. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-6-12 - Kyle/Jordan K. & Magnus B. - Complete53. No Envy reviewsAlec and Jace cope with the events of City of Lost Souls late one night. Spoilers for COLS. Alec/Jace brotherhood, no slash. Oneshot. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-2-12 - Alec L. & Jace W. - Complete54. The Whole Sort of General Mish Mash » reviewsRyan and Esposito don't recognize her. People who should be dead are alive, people who shouldn't know her do. All Kate wants to do is solve a murder and figure out what's going on. Multichap. Please R&R! AU in a way. Title from "Mostly Harmless".Castle - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,555 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 1-2-12 - Published: 7-13-11 - Kate B. & Rick C.55. Friends, Season 13 » reviewsSequel to Seasons 11 and 12. Continuation of the series. Updates on Thursdays!Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,961 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 11-2-11 - Published: 9-30-10 - Complete56. The Way I Am » reviews"What other part of myself do I have to lose next?" She looked at Ashley like he had an answer, but he really didn't. Multichap. Please R&R! Warning: Multiple Character Deaths. Title from the Ingrid Michaelson song. Spoilers for Knockout and Pretty Dead.Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,279 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 7-13-11 - Published: 5-31-11 - Alexis C. & Kevin R. - Complete57. The Princess Cop » reviewsBeckett slips into a coma, and both Castle and Josh refuse to leave her side. Meanwhile, Kate spins an interesting and familiar dreamland of dragons, knights, and a princess with a mission. Caskett. Winner of 2011 Castle Fan Award!Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,822 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 7-4-11 - Published: 5-21-11 - Kate B. & Rick C. - Complete58. Wake Me Up reviewsPost-finale fic, kinda fluffy and angst-filled at the same time. Beckett has a nightmare and it makes her wonder how much she can trust Castle. Please R&R! Oneshot. Takes place within the month after the funeral.Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-28-11 - Rick C. & Kate B. - Complete59. Carousel of Progress reviewsWhile out on an arrest with Beckett, Castle reflects on his daughter growing up faster than he'd like. Oneshot. Set somewhere between Pretty Dead and Knockout. Please R&R!Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-11 - Rick C. & Kate B. - Complete60. The Couple in the Coma reviewsBeckett's afraid of facing Castle after hearing what he said to her when she was shot. Please R&R! Oneshot. Post-Knockout. Title from the Ben Folds song "You Don't Know Me".Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-9-11 - Rick C. & Kate B. - Complete61. They Die But They Don't reviewsEsposito has trouble facing the facts. Spoilers for Knockout. Oneshot. Please R&R! Title from the song "No More" from the musical Into the Woods.Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-5-11 - Published: 6-3-11 - Kevin R. & Javier E. - Complete62. Rats reviewsIt's only a matter of time before someone says, "Hey, let's just kill off all the shipsinkers." This depicts Josh Davidson's last train ride ever. Written for CastleDawg and cookme25. Please R&R! Fair warning, it's a bit crackficish.Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-28-11 - Complete63. Pandora Challenge Caskett reviewsPandora Challenge, also known as the iPod Challenge for our favorite writer and cop couple. Essentially, Casketty fluff. Some spoilers for all episodes to date. Please R&R!Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-27-11 - Kate B. & Rick C. - Complete64. On the Heels of Another reviewsPoem based on the end of Knockout. Please R&R! Title from Hamlet.Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-26-11 - Kate B. & Rick C. - Complete65. Countdown to Bad News reviewsPoem I wrote after watching the episode "Bad News," references the countdown on the props throughout the episode. Please R&R!How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-26-11 - Marshall E. - Complete66. When The Wheels Fall Off » reviewsBeckett arrives a moment too late while Lockwood is torturing Ryan and Esposito, and Ryan's life is changed forever. Please R&R! Multichap. Canon couples.Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,677 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 5-23-11 - Published: 4-21-11 - Kevin R. & Javier E. - Complete67. All Part of the Plan reviewsBeckett's being the bait, again, and Castle doesn't like it one bit. ONESHOT. Knockout spoilers. Please R&R!Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-21-11 - Kate B. & Rick C. - Complete68. Freeze Ray reviews"I froze time!" He wishes it were as easy as dropping a watch into a vat of nitrogen, wishes there were a way to freeze the bullet hurtling through the air. Oneshot. Please R&R! Possible finale spoilers.Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-30-11 - Rick C. & Kate B. - Complete69. Psychological Heat » reviewsA high-school student dies and the team investigates. Meanwhile, Castle suffers an injury and it has an interesting effect on his brain. Please R&R!Castle - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 4-21-11 - Published: 1-23-11 - Rick C. & Kate B. - Complete70. Looks Like the End » reviewsWhat we didn't see in 3x11, "Nikki Heat". Ryan/Jenny. Twoshot, maybe threeshot. Please R&R!Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-9-11 - Published: 2-6-11 - Kevin R. & Zhang Fei - Complete71. We Weren't That Close Anyway reviewsEspo's got an as yet unrequited crush, Lanie wants a friend, but the Haunt changes everything. My take on how Esplanie began. Set right after the singing scene in Last Call. Esplanie. Oneshot. Please R&R! Title from Friends.Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-6-11 - Javier E. & Lanie P. - Complete72. Adventures in Eggsitting reviewsRyan and Esposito spend some time taking care of their great nephew. Set during "Vampire Weekend". Oneshot. Please R&R!Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-1-11 - Kevin R. & Javier E. - Complete73. Second Chance in Sideways World » reviewsBella's life with Edward takes a flabbergasting twist when she wakes up one morning with a different life. As the mystery unravels, she meets a mysterious ex-Volturi vampire with an odd friendship with Alice Cullen who may hold the key... Character Death.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-19-11 - Published: 5-19-10 - Bella & Jacob74. To Castle reviewsBeckett's Shakespearean sonnet to Castle. Originally a school assignment. Please R&R!Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-11 - Kate B. & Rick C. - Complete75. Pointless » reviewsI may have broken my promise, but you're gone. All our promises are moot. Haggie/Jaggie. Character Death. Please R&R!Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-13-11 - Published: 9-2-10 - Jasper B. & Maggie W. - Complete76. Random Jokes and Drabbles: Mortal Instruments » reviewsJust random, hopefully funny bits about the Shadowhunters we all love. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-13-11 - Published: 12-13-09 - Clary F.77. Welcome to Life, Population: Us » reviewsWhitney moves back to DC, Jasper and Maggie are secretly dating, and a cursed mummy is wreaking havoc in the museum. And Henry still doesn't understand modern music. Whitry, Jaggie. Please R&R!Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,599 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-13-11 - Published: 8-28-10 - Henry G. & Whitney C. - Complete78. The Phantom of Smithson » reviewsMaggie stars in the school's production of "Phantom of the Opera" while backstage lurks Smithson High's own poltergeist. Jaggie. Please R&R!Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,023 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 2-11-11 - Published: 8-23-10 - Maggie W. & Jasper B. - Complete79. Good News reviewsRyan's announcement gets everyone at the precinct thinking. Future-fic, set about 3 years post-"Nikki Heat". Esplanie. Slight Ryan/Jenny and Caskett. Oneshot. Please R&R!Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-29-11 - Javier E. & Lanie P. - Complete80. Consequence reviewsA moment between Ryan and Esposito set at the end of Knockdown. Bromance, no slash. Slight Ryan/Jenny. Oneshot. Please R&R! EDITED. Ryan's rage is now diminished.Castle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-28-11 - Published: 1-27-11 - Kevin R. & Javier E. - Complete81. Secrets and Discrepancies reviewsThe truth comes out about Esposito and Lanie, and Castle and Beckett discuss a romantic moment. Post 3x13 it needs to air so we can stop guessing! Caskett/Esplanie. Oneshot. Please R&R!Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-9-11 - Javier E. & Lanie P. - Complete82. The Truth reviewsHe just couldn't lie to her, even if telling the truth meant putting himself in danger. Ryan/Jenny. Oneshot. Set during 3x13. Please R&R!Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-8-11 - Kevin R. & Zhang Fei - Complete83. Coffee For One reviewsConfusion, fear, and two scalding coffees tossed down his throat too quickly leave Castle one step closer to admitting how he really feels. Set during "Den of Thieves". Caskett. Oneshot. Please R&R!Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-7-11 - Rick C. & Kate B. - Complete84. Hunry Drabbles » reviewsI have unanimously decided to extend this into several super-short drabbles. Hunry. Please R&R!Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-10-10 - Published: 9-3-10 - Henry G. & Hunter O.85. Juliet or Julius? Capulet or Caesar? » reviewsWhen Henry and Jasper come home to learn that Maggie has killed herself, Henry doesn't believe it. With a grief-stricken Jasper trying to stop him, Henry digs deeper. Jaggie. Character Death... or is it? Please R&R!Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,827 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 12-8-10 - Published: 8-12-10 - Henry G. & Jasper B. - Complete86. Walkie Talkies reviewsA museum worker tunes into an interesting conversation. Oneshot. Please R&R!Unnatural History - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-5-10 - Henry G. - Complete87. A Very Unnatural Halloween reviewsHenry, Jasper, and Maggie go on a Haunted Hayride. Oneshot, no pairing. Please R&R! Happy Halloween!Unnatural History - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-31-10 - Jasper B. & Maggie W. - Complete88. Eet reviewsIt's like forgetting the words to your favorite song. You can't believe it, you were always singing along.It was so easy, and the words so sweet. You can't remember, you try to feel the beat. Jaggie. Oneshot. Title & summary from the Regina Spektor song.Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-10-10 - Jasper B. & Maggie W. - Complete89. Random Jokes And Drabbles » reviewsJust random things I think of when I read the Twilight series. Keep in mind that I usually think of these late at night! Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 663 - Updated: 10-5-10 - Published: 9-18-09 - Bella90. Friends, Season 12 » reviewsSequel to Friends, Season 11. A continuation of the TV series. Please R&R! Updates on Thursdays!Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,692 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 9-30-10 - Published: 10-29-09 - Complete91. The Cheerer Upper » reviewsOver the years, he was always there to hold her up when she was at her weakest. Jaggie. Please R&R!Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-26-10 - Published: 9-21-10 - Jasper B. & Maggie W. - Complete92. Just A Little Bit Caught In The Middle reviewsLife is a maze and love is a riddle. Munter. Oneshot. Please R&R! Title and summary from "The Show" by Lenka.Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-23-10 - Maggie W. & Hunter O. - Complete93. Friends reviewsSet during "Speetlemania". Somebody spikes the punch at Jasper's party. Jaggie. Hunry. Oneshot. Title and quotes from the song "Friends" by Flight of the Conchords.Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-16-10 - Jasper B. & Maggie W. - Complete94. Fated and Hated: The Sam Story » reviewsSam rebels against his imprinting, struggling to choose Leah over Emily. Unfortunately, Leah is getting increasingly annoying to him, and Emily keeps following him. He can't decide how to solve this problem: the conflict between love and fate. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 12-6-09 - Sam & Leah95. Horrifying Reality » reviewsOne vampire is set on destroying all other vampires, and controlling the humans. Jasper and Bella have escaped, and, while working to uncover and stop this vampire, an illogical romance begins to occur. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 2-1-09 - Bella & Jasper96. Dib's Girlfriend » reviewsZim and Gaz, after being insulted by Dib for having no knowledge of relationships, plot to set Dib up with a girl. However, they tell Dib that she is a robot, which complicates things. ZADF, DAGF, DAOCR, non-central ZAGR. Please R&R!Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 2-9-10 - Dib & Zim97. Invader ALI » reviewsAli is exiled to Earth with Zim. She and her defective robot Lulu will try to assist Zim and Gir in conquering the world. However, what happens when she meets Dib? Please R&R!Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 1-16-10 - Dib98. She Wolf Meets Dracula » reviewsAlice: saved by becoming a werewolf rather than a vampire, rescued from her dreary life and brought to live in la Push. Edward: troubled vampire trying to come to terms with the fact that he's a monster. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 12-6-09 - Edward & Alice99. The Little Human » reviewsThe Little Mermaid with Twilight. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 11-1-09 - Bella & Edward100. Bella and the Vampire » reviewsTwilight goes Disney! Beauty and the Beast-ified version of Twilight. Bella is the beauty, Edward is the beast. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 11-1-09 - Bella & Edward101. Egomaniac » reviewsIan convinces Wanda to use him as her host instead of dying. Please R&R!Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 11-8-09 - Wanderer/Wanda & Ian O.102. Aladdward » reviewsTwilight, Aladdin style. What happens when a vampire falls in love with a human? Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 11-1-09 - Bella & Edward103. The Twilightmare Before Christmas » reviewsNightmare Before Christmas, Twilight-style. Bella as Sally, Edward as Jack, of course. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 11-1-09 - Bella & Edward104. Daylight » reviewsSequel to Breaking Dawn. With a new threat on the horizon, the Cullens rely on experience to help them. However, new beginnings mean that none of them know what the future might hold. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 10-9-09 - Bella & Edward105. Choices and Regrets » reviewsStory is written BACKWARDS! The last chapter will be the beginning of the story. Bella must make the biggest choice of her life. How can she turn away from Edward? How can anything matter more?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 10-18-09 - Bella106. Back » reviewsSet after Deathly Hallows. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back. And he's nice now. He and harry go on a crazy adventure to do good deeds and help the world. Because that's just the kind of guy he is now. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 12-1-08 - Harry P. & Voldemort107. Angela » reviewsAngela really was a witch. She and the Chieftain Warlock are the last of their kind. What will she do? Please R&R! Angela/OCTwilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 1-20-09 - Angela108. Eclipse At Noon » reviewsBegins when Bella jumps off of the cliff. She makes a life-changing decision that conflicts with another decision made by someone else. What will she do? Please R&R. If I could add a third character, it would be Jacob.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 3-5-09 - Bella & Edward109. On The Run » reviewsWhat if Edward had stepped into the sun in Italy? What if he was able to escape with Bella before the Volturi caught them? Bella and Edward are on the run, and no one knows how it's going to end...Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 1-3-09 - Bella & Edward110. Escape » reviewsHolly, 17, has been "lost" for years with Will and her father. She and Chaka escape to Earth, but it's been almost forty years in Earth-time since they left. Holly is trying to bring Chaka home while Will and Rick try to escape. Please R&R!Land Of The Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 2-2-09111. Survival Island » reviewsAll human. Rosalie, Emmett, jasper, Alice, Edward, and Bella star on a reality show where they must survive in the wild for five weeks. They have never met each other before. Sort of like the show, Survivor. All existing relationships will occur. R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 10-24-08 - Bella & Edward112. The Unborn Is Unscary » reviewsThis is a fanfic for the new movie, "The Unborn". Benny, the unborn child, is learning how to be scarier with the help of other horror movie characters. Please R&R!Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 1-8-09113. Bloodsuckers And Mudbloods » reviewsEdward Cullen/Hermione, Ron/Hermione, Ron/Lavender, Bella/Edward At Slughorn's Christmas party, Sanguini the vampire introduces Edward and Hermione. Sparks fly, as do curses, fangs, and harsh words. Please R&R!Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 11-23-08114. Goodbye » reviewsAt the end of the day, all you can really say is, "I'm really sorry you died." Obituaries by a changed Rita Skeeter. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 12-15-08 - Rita S.115. Love Beyond Hatred » reviewsRosalie and Jacob fall in love, but both are in denial. All conflicting relationships are nonexistant, like Emmett and Rosalie aren't together. Also, Bella's baby is a boy. Jacob doesn't imprint on anyone.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 11-9-08 - Jacob & Rosalie116. A Perfect Life » reviewsPure fluff. Bella enjoys her perfect life. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 10-10-08 - Bella & Edward117. Unkissable Love » reviewsEmily falls in love in the strangest way. I'll try to update soon. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 9-5-08118. My Own Personal Cinderella Story » reviewsAll of this is totally fiction, it isn't based on anything real in my life, except I do own Crocs and I do have a cat...Ella's life is curiously familiar. A modern twist to a classic.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 9-17-08119. 50 Words of Haggie reviewsFifty words and their Henry/Maggie definitions. Please R&R!Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-5-10 - Published: 9-4-10 - Henry G. & Maggie W. - Complete120. A Cold and Broken Hallelujah reviewsAnd yet, somehow, even if we all die at the same time, it still isn't a comfort. Oneshot, set during Griffin Gang. Please R&R!Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-10 - Complete121. I Always Needed You reviewsYou made me forget the difference between terrified and depressed. Now I'm afraid to cry. Maggie's POV, Post-Griffin Gang, Alternate Ending. Character Death. Jaggie. Oneshot. Please R&R!Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-20-10 - Maggie W. & Jasper B. - Complete122. Airplanes reviewsCan we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now. Haggie. Character Death. Oneshot. Please R&R!Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-12-10 - Henry G. & Maggie W. - Complete123. Harder to Breathe reviewsFirst UH fic, Jaggie. Takes place during "Public School Enemies." Please tell me if the Jaggie seems too overdramatic or unrealistic, because that's what I'm trying to avoid. Please R&R! Oneshot.Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-2-10 - Maggie W. & Jasper B. - Complete124. In Your Shoes » reviewsBella and Edward switch roles when a mysterious curse falls upon them. Carlisle must save them before it is too late, and Bella gives into her newfound bloodthirstiness. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-29-10 - Published: 5-18-09 - Bella & Edward125. Basically Complicated » reviewsWhat happens when you're in love with your best friend, who happens to be engaged? Simai. Non-central Clace. Maia's POV. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-29-10 - Published: 6-27-10 - Maia & Simon L.126. Diary Of A Phouka » reviewsWhat goes on in the everyday life of everyone's favorite phouka? Crackfic. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-23-10 - Published: 4-15-10 - The Phouka127. The Vampire Ghost » reviewsSimon Lewis is trapped in another world, a world that is a thin layer over ours. Trapped in limbo, Simon struggles to find some solution, and to avenge himself. Simabelle, Clace. Please R&R! Character Death... sort of.Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-10-10 - Published: 6-15-10 - Simon L.128. Clary in Wonderland reviewsClary Fray travels to Idris and discovers a strange world that she will soon find she belongs to. Please R&R! Clace. AU, sort of. Not a direct parody.Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-26-10 - Clary F. & Jace W.129. Going to the Movies reviewsJust a little homage to Toy Story 3. Woody and company go to the cinema. Oneshot.Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-21-10 - Complete130. Roots reviewsCarlisle's backstory, and secrets he never revealed. Part Two of the Family Tree series, sequel to "A New Leaf." Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-15-10 - Carlisle131. The Family Light reviewsSince the death of their parents three years ago, Alec, Isabelle, & Max have lived on the streets of New York. As Alec struggles to raise his younger brotehr and sister, he begins to realize what he is and how his parents really died. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-11-10 - Alec L.132. Circle reviewsProfessor Membrane briefly shows a paternal side and reveals why he acts the way he does. Oneshot. Membrane/Dib Father/Son relationship centered. Please R&R!Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-8-10 - Dib & Prof. Membrane - Complete133. Fathoms » reviewsWar begins, the never-introduced Jace and Clary caught on opposing sides. But what happens when they meet? Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-23-10 - Published: 2-11-10 - Jace W. & Clary F.134. The Last Words » reviewsBella told Edward that she wanted to be alone for a day to think about what had happened in Italy. But then, tragedy strikes. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-3-10 - Published: 1-20-09 - Bella & Edward135. The AntiWorld reviewsAnne Starling cannot remember exactly who she is, where she came from, or the people of her past. Perhaps what she accepts as truth is everything she's always detested. Part One in the Anne Starling trilogy. Please R&R! You'll never believe it, but no OC.Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-26-10 - Clary F.136. Alec Lightwood reviewsParody of Lady GaGa's "Alejandro". Magnus's POV. Please R&R! Next up, hopefully, because I think I heard it on the radio the other day: Monster.Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-10-10 - Alec L. & Magnus B. - Complete137. Must Dance reviewsParody of Lady GaGa's "Just Dance". Isabelle's POV. She ate fairy food, danced with the fairies, and lost the token Meliorn gave her. This was going to be the last in the GaGa series, but then Alejandro came on the radio. Coming soon!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-10 - Isabelle L. & Meliorn - Complete138. Kick 'Em To The Curb Unless They Look Like McJAGR » reviewsJAGR contest! J and G Romance. You pick the pairing, keeping these first initials! Details inside. Example provided.X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete139. Shards reviewsLife is a mirror, and only insanity can reveal the truth behind the shattering illusion. Oneshot. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-3-10 - Clary F. - Complete140. I Can Make Your Blood Clot reviewsParody of Young Money's "Bedrock". Edward's POV. Partially Bella's POV. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-26-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete141. Snow Day Of DOOM reviewsTak, Zim, Gaz, Dib, Gir, and Minimoose all get snowed in in Zim's base. DATR, ZAGR, ZADF, maybe onesided GAGR. I am aware that the summary sounds so horrible and clichéd, but it's really a good story. Please R&R!Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-21-10 - Tak & Dib142. Iris Message reviewsParody of Lady Gaga's "Telephone". Annabeth's POV. Annabeth is on the Princess Andromeda fighting Luke and Kronos, and Percy is at Camp Half-Blood annoying her with the number of times he tries to Iris Message her. Please R&R!Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-21-10 - Annabeth C. & Percy J. - Complete143. I Am Zim reviewsParody of Kesha's "Blah Blah Blah". Gaz's point of view. Italics are Zim's POV. Please R&R!Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-20-10 - Gaz & Zim - Complete144. Brother Jace reviewsParody of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face". Clary's POV. Time period: middle of City of Bones. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-13-10 - Clary F. & Jace W. - Complete145. Empty Sky » reviewsJacob didn't really imprint on Renesmee. He still struggles to hide his pain from Bella while struggling, with help from Nessie, to get over her. Sometimes life is crazy, and sometimes it makes a perfect circle. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-17-10 - Published: 12-6-09 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie146. You Can Be With Clary reviewsJocelyn's POV. To the tune of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-1-10 - Jace W. & Jocelyn F. - Complete147. Party In Alicante reviewsClary's POV. To the tune of Miley Cyrus's "Party In The USA". Set in COG. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-1-10 - Clary F. - Complete148. Release reviewsBella takes a more positive turn in New Moon, contrary to Edward's reaction. Please R&R! Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete149. Musical Instruments: Jace and Clary reviewsChallenge: Pick a pairing/character. Put your iPod on shuffle. You have the length of each song to write a drabble inspired by that song. Do this ten times and post them. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-29-09 - Jace W. & Clary F. - Complete150. Musical Instruments: Simon and Isabelle reviewsChallenge: Pick a pairing/character. Put your iPod on shuffle. You have the length of each song to write a drabble inspired by that song. Do this ten times and post them. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-28-09 - Simon L. & Isabelle L. - Complete151. Disgusting reviewsIsabelle looks for help when she realizes the way she feels about Simon. Based on the song "Disgusting" by Kesha. Oneshot. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-27-09 - Isabelle L. - Complete152. Mortality reviewsLiving forever isn't all it's cracked up to be. Oneshot. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-27-09 - Alec L. & Magnus B. - Complete153. Destroy reviewsZim's version of Kesha's "Tik Tok". Please R&R!Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-26-09 - Zim - Complete154. Tik Tok reviewsDib's version of Kesha's "Tik Tok". Please R&R!Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-26-09 - Dib - Complete155. Vampire Bite reviewsBella's POV. To the tune of "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-21-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete156. My Cat's Birthday OR My Glitter's Not Lame reviewsMagnus's POV. To the tune of "LoveGame" by Lady Gaga. Dedicated to Hoyt and to Molly for the V-neck thing. Please R&R! I can officially say that this is the most bizarrely titled story I've ever written.Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-20-09 - Magnus B. & Alec L. - Complete157. Iratze reviewsJace's POV. To the tune of "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga.Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-20-09 - Jace W. & Clary F. - Complete158. Blood Clot reviewsSimon's POV. To the tune of "Tik Tok" by Kesha. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-20-09 - Simon L. - Complete159. Hotel Dumort reviewsTo the tune of "Hotel Room Service" by Pit Bull. Please R&R!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-19-09 - Jace W. & Simon L. - Complete160. Confessions Of A Teenage Six Year Old reviewsRenesmee's life after she becomes a vampire. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-18-09 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Jacob161. HallelujahBased on the song "Hallelujah" by John Cale. Edward leaves Bella, and now they are both broken. Oneshot. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Published: 12-13-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete162. Demonic reviewsThe Cullens may not be vegeatarians... Oneshot. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-12-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete163. Candlelight » reviewsBella is taken away from her safe family, wrapped up in a strange and mysterious evil... WARNING: Even I don't know how it ends... Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-12-09 - Published: 10-3-09 - Bella & Edward164. Devastating reviewsHe'd always been very skilled in destroying what was important to him, and other such monstrosities. Please R&R! Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-6-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete165. Superman » reviewsBella has a secret. She hasn't told anyone, but, in a moment of panic, Edward learns the truth. What will he do? Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 12-5-09 - Published: 12-28-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete166. Savior reviewsModern-day. Jasper Whitlock lived in a torrent of pain and misery. Can the one point of light left to alter him save him from himself? Oneshot. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-26-09 - Jasper & Alice - Complete167. Easier To Understand reviewsBella chooses Jacob. Oneshot. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-26-09 - Bella & Jacob - Complete168. Happily Ever After reviewsFairy-tale version of the saga. Nessie-less. Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-26-09 - Bella & Jacob - Complete169. I Suck At Summaries » reviewsMaking fun of bad fanfiction summaries. Not real ones, and I'm not trying to pick on anybody. This is just me making jokes again. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 11-1-09170. Prophetic Destiny » reviewsBella has been writing letters to Edward all her life. It's her way of keeping a diary. However, one day, a letter appears in her mailbox. Could it be possible that her imaginary penpal is real? Please R&R! NOT AHTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-12-09 - Published: 11-8-09 - Bella & Edward171. Vengeance » reviewsNineteen years after the final battle, Harry must fight alongside his children...Because Voldemort isn't gone as you might think. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 5-8-09 - Harry P. & Voldemort172. Be Our Guest reviewsI had to do this, being the Disney dork that I am. Takes place in Twilight, when Bella is meeting the Cullens. Review! Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-17-09 - Bella & Emmett - Complete173. Friends, Season 11 » reviewsThis is what I think Season 11 would be like. Episodes are written in script form. I plan to update every Thursday. I know I'm not as funny as the writers. Please R&R!Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,394 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 9-24-09 - Published: 4-16-09 - Complete174. Imprint? » reviewsCollin, Brady, Embry, & Seth form a pact in which they decide to never imprint. But what happens when they do? How will they conceal their secrets? Though they set out to simply agree not to imprint, they begin to come closer as brothers. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-21-09 - Published: 1-18-09 - Embry & Seth175. The Threads That Make A Tapestry » reviewsBella is making the biggest choice of her life. As she follows through with that choice, she may realize something new about herself. Will it make her choose differently, and is it too late? Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 1-30-09 - Bella & Jacob176. Don't Make This Mistake » reviewsGinny is still with Dean after the final battle. Hermione tells her the mistake she's making. It's sort of like the Scrubs episode where JD runs the triathalon, when Elliot's boyfriend pours her white wine when she likes red. Twoshot, matbe threeshot. R&RHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-9-09 - Published: 12-23-08 - Ginny W. & Dean T. - Complete177. The Cullens' Nightmares » reviewsThese are the nightmares that the Cullens would have if they could sleep. It takes place mid-Eclipse. I've included Bella's.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-29-09 - Published: 11-7-08 - Edward & Bella178. Die Hard: Under Fangs » reviewsTakes place six years after Breaking Dawn. Jacob John McClane has to save Renesmee from the Volturi. Roughly based on the Die Hard movies. Jacob's POV. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-29-09 - Published: 3-3-09 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie179. Languages » reviewsThe Cullens and Bella have a lot of different ways of saying things. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 8-20-09 - Published: 1-3-09 - Bella & Edward180. Twilight: Thriller reviewsThis is Thriller with Jacob and Renesmee. Dedicated to the late legend, Michael Jackson. Please R&R! Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-9-09 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete181. The Fight » reviewsJacob and Renesmee get in their first big fight. It threatens to ruin their relationship. I had to have a Twilight run to the airport story! Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-9-09 - Published: 3-22-09 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie182. Vampire Chat Room » reviewsi know I'm probably the millionth person to do this, but it looked like fun! All conversations are original, if the idea is not. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 7-9-09 - Published: 10-17-08 - Bella & Edward183. Bite Me Song » reviewsThis is a parody of "Hurt Me" by Kerli. You can youtube "Hurt Me Kerli" to get the song. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-22-09 - Published: 2-26-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete184. The Vegetarian Vampire News At Ten reviewsEmmett, Rosalie, Carlisle, and Jasper put on a news show for the other vegetarians. Oneshot. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-18-09 - Emmett & Rosalie185. Dusk, The Daytime Drama reviewsThis is Twilight as a soap opera. I'm not trying to offend any individual soap opera, just joking about how dramatic they can get. Oneshot. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-18-09 - Complete186. The One Where Chandler Proposes reviewsThis is how I think Chandler should have proposed to Monica. Oneshot. Please R&R!Friends - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-8-09 - Chandler B. & Monica G. - Complete187. The Light At The End Of The Tunnel » reviewsBella died. Years later, Edward discovers the reason he didn't go to the Volturi when she did. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-7-09 - Published: 11-27-08 - Edward188. Why The Cullens Can't Babysit » reviewsStories about how each of the Cullens babysit Bella while Edward hunts. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 3-23-09 - Published: 11-24-08 - Bella - Complete189. Coincidence reviewsWhat if Ron had never come back to Harry and Hermione? Oneshot. Please R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-22-09 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete190. Midnight Sun Table of Contents reviewsThis is what I think the table of contents for Midnight Sun should be. Playing with Edward's obsession with Bella. NOT THE REAL TABLE OF CONTENTS THAT SM HAS DECIDED! Please R&R! Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-19-09 - Edward - Complete191. No Offense » reviewsBella Swan is in an abusive relationship with a vampire. Pretty morbid. Oneshot. Please R&R.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-11-09 - Published: 3-10-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete192. Breaking Dawn the Musical » reviewsWhen Edward changed Bella, he bit the wrong place on her head, and now her life is a musical. Singing is in italics. Some songs I haven't chosen a tune for, and others will say so at the beginning of the chapter. The first one is to Momma Mia.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 11-12-08 - Bella & Edward193. Vampires and the Economy reviewsEven the Cullens were affected by the Great Depression. Oneshot. Please R&R.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-4-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete194. If Edward Was Evil » reviewsBasically what the title says. I was bored. The thoughts are in italics. Please R&R! He's a vampire, in case you were wondering.OOC.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 3-3-09 - Published: 10-30-08 - Edward - Complete195. A New Leaf » reviewsThis is Alice's story. How she found out about the Cullens and how she dealt with her vampirism. Part One of the Family Tree series. JxA. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-3-09 - Published: 11-9-08 - Alice & Jasper - Complete196. Tragedy reviewsThis is a song parody of Taylor Swift's "Love Story". Her song is about Romeo and Juliet, but it doesn't tell the real story of Romeo and Juliet. Please R&R!Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-1-09 - Complete197. Chorus for Hamlet reviewsI decided to write a chorus for the end of Hamlet. Please R&R!Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-19-09 - Complete198. Hamlet: The Vampire of Denmark » reviewsTwilight/Hamlet. Hamlet/Ophelia. In 1600 "Hamlet" time period , James was a lone nomad. He bit Laertes, who bit Hamlet. Ophelia was also bitten. They meet centuries later, each having led an entirely different life undeath? . Please R&R!Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-14-09 - Published: 1-24-09199. Why The Sleestaks Are Still Angry reviewsThis takes place at the end of the episode with Enik in it. It's the reason the Sleestaks were still angry even after he went back and tried to prevent that. Oneshot. Please R&R!Land Of The Lost - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-3-09 - Complete200. Magic Food Bringer reviewsIn the episode where the Sleestaks trick Holly and Will by showing them their parents, I don't think that the Sleestaks were smart enough to invent something like that trap. This is how I think they found it. Oneshot. Please R&R!Land Of The Lost - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-3-09 - Complete201. Bella's Story reviewsSong fic for "Love Story", by Taylor Swift. It starts where Twilight begins, sort of skips the whole James-thing, and goes through New Moon. Please R&R!I would suggest reading this and singing along, or listening to the real song in the background.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-25-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete202. Miscarriage reviewsRenesmee goes for an ultrasound. This is the last chance she has to be a mother. Title says it all. Oneshot. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-25-09 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete203. Deja Vu » reviewsBella wakes up in Arizona after "dreaming" everything that happened to her in Twilight. She remembers none of it, but keeps having deja vu. Maybe it wasn't a dream at all... Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 12-23-08 - Bella & Edward204. Bloopers » reviewsPossible bloopers that could happen while they film the movies. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-3-09205. I Hate The Snuggie reviewsThis is what I think of the Snuggie commercial. Please R&R! Flames are not appreciated.TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 1-2-09 - Complete206. Why Jacob Is Better Than Edward reviewsI must warn you, I thought of this late at night, while, admittedly, staring at my Edward poster. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 12-31-08 - Edward & Jacob - Complete207. Depressing FM reviewsThe real reason that Bella didn't like to listen to music when Edward left in New Moon. Please R&R! Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-26-08 - Bella - Complete208. Parodies, Parodies, Parodies » reviewsThe title is sort of self-explanatory. This is a collaboration of Twilight parodies. The time frame will change, for instance, one parody might be in New Moon while another is post-Breaking Dawn. It depends. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 12-23-08 - Bella & Edward209. Aliens reviewsBella's wishful thinking lands her in deeper depression. Oneshot. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-24-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete210. The Magic Is Gone reviewsWhat happened to Romilda after DH. Oneshot. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-11-08 - Romilda V. - Complete211. I Don't Know What Made Me Say It reviewsSet in DH, when Ron comes back. Her anger gets the better of Hermione...Oneshot. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-6-08 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete212. Wishes reviewsNever cross a hungry dementor, especially when you're burning with love and emotion. Ginny misses her family. Oneshot. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-6-08 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete213. Accidents reviewsSet in POA, when Harry charges at Lupin and Sirius. Hermione's POV. Oneshot. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-6-08 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete214. Jimmy reviewsThis is actually an inside joke, but I think it's kind of funny. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-1-08 - Complete215. My Own Personal Demon reviewsEdward realizes the shocking truth about the girl he has just killed. Please R&R! OneshotTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-30-08 - Edward - Complete216. Til The End reviewsThis started out as a poem, but whenever I read it it comes out as a song. There's no specific tune, but it's closest to Beautiful World, by Colin Hay. Edward's promise to Bella as she changes.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-30-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete217. Appearance Of The Wolves reviewsOneshot. What if the werewolves came to save Bella from James?Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete218. Werewolves Shouldn't Forget » reviewsRenesmee's POV. jacob is mauled by a vampire and suffers from amnesia. Renesmee tries to bring him back, but he doesn't remember her. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 11-13-08 - Published: 10-5-08 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Jacob - Complete219. An Evening For Marcus and LilyFluffy story for Marcus OC and Lily. You don't exactly need to read my story, Seperate Worlds, to understand, but it would help. Marcus is Lily's boyfriend in that story. All unfamiliar characters are my own.Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Published: 11-7-08 - Complete220. My Heart Can't Go On reviewsA song parody about New Moon to the tune of "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-3-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete221. Voldemort's Love » reviewsMore chapters to come. Voldemort visits his mother and discovers love. Who should feel it first but a Muggle. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-30-08 - Published: 8-29-08 - Voldemort222. Seperate Worlds » reviewsWhat happens to Lily and Jonas after the book ends. Lily gets a boyfriend. More chapters to follow. Please R&R!Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 8-27-08 - Complete223. Jacob and BellaOld Lang Syne reviewsThis is my first Twilight parody song. It's Old Lang Syne with Jacob and Bella. Renesmee wasn't born/Bella becomes a vampire and stops hanging out with the werewolves.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-19-08 - Bella & Jacob - Complete224. Meeting In Between reviewsIn New Moon, when Bella and Alice are going to Italy, Edward is in the seat in front of them. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-5-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete225. A New Kind of Vampire reviewsScrubs/Twilight I think it's time for Dr. Acula to be associated with other vampires! Bella goes to the hospital and meets him. Short & sweet. Please R&R!X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-18-08 - Complete226. You Are The Tapeworm In Me reviewsThis may make you queasy. It's a parody of "You Are The Music In Me".High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-1-08 - Complete227. What Not To Do At A Stoplight reviewsI saw this episode one day and decided to write the essay. Three things that you should not do at a stoplight. Unfortunately, I didn't write enough to get an A, though...I forgot how many words Mrs. Puff asked for...SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-31-08 - Complete228. First Kiss reviewsI know it's really short, but I just thought it was nice. I'm a huge ronione/dramione fan.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-29-08 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete229. How To Get Rid of a Horcrux reviewsJust a short list of humorous ways to dispose of part of Voldy's soul. It's sort of Muggle-related.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-29-08 - Complete230. The Heart That Went On reviewsNine months after Rose comes to America, she gives birth to Jack's quintuplets. Sixteen years later, one of them gets sick. Rose learns that her heart really should go on.Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-23-08 - Rose D. - Complete231. Alternate Ending reviewsAn alternate ending. It doesn't explain everything the real ending explains, but it has different things in it.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete232. High School Musical 3 reviewsJust a spin-off of the next movie. This is the sequel to "Golfing With Apples".High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete233. Golfing With Apples reviewsJust a spin-off.High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete