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Author has written 18 stories for Rurouni Kenshin, Sailor Moon, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Linguini Incident, Labyrinth, Yu Yu Hakusho, Shakespeare, and Fullmetal Alchemist. I won't say how old I am, except I'm over ten. You don't need to know my name. I love rock music and anime. David Bowie is my favorite actor/musician EVER. Uchu Sentai NOIZ is my second favorite band with Versailles as a close third. I enjoy reading lemons, but I generally don't read straight lemons unless a) they are more graphic than most or b) there is atleast SOME background info. I don't mean chapters worth, but a few paragraphs is nice. I mean, I like a straight lemon every once in a while, but not all the time. To me, most lemons are the same (unless you find more graphic ones) so it gets kind of boring. Story Statuses: Alphonse and Edward in the Labyrinth: I'm working on it, calm down :) I'm going to work on the storyboard, and maybe add more to the chapters, they're crazy short, and it irritates me :D A Year Later: Completed Art Store Angel: Completed Binding Bars: Being Redone Defying Protection: Completed Demon Kitten: To be continued eventually Hidden Love Amongst Pein: Completed Rurouni Kenshin Episode 1 Written Version: Under consideration to be removed Sailor Moon Episode 5 from Sailor Mercury's POV: Completed Shinta's Story: Complete Testing Out Significant Others: In progress Wanders Come In: To be redone Pixie Sticks and Paper Bags: In progress My ORIGINAL characters are, but not limited to: Samantha (Art Store Angel), Mrs. Greenway (Art Store Angel), Mike (Art Store Angel), Owen (Art Store Angel), Patsy (Art Store Angel), Chilliyo (Art Store Angel), Konan's currently nameless cousin (Art Store Angel), Chief Bishamon (Binding Bars), Chiharu (Binding Bars), Layla (Binding Bars), Ayame (Testing Out Significant Others), Chiasa (Demon Kitten), Mina (Pixie Sticks and Brown Paper Bags) I like reading yaoi. I'm not against yuri, I just don't watch any animes with yuri couples I'm crazy about. I also read stories about straight people too. I don't support drabbles because I don't think stories should be told in a set amount of words. Personal quotes/mottos: Life is not made up by the items we have, but by the journeys it took to get those items.- myself They'll get over it. You can die at anytime, but living takes true courage.- Kenshin Himura I don't suffer insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.- Edgar Allen Poe If there was a me, then a you, than were the hell was I?- myself Silence you fools! Random Quotes: If you love someone, don't put their name in a heart, because hearts can be broken, keep it in a circle so it carries on forever Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder Smile! It confuses people. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. "When in danger, or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout." "Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness." --Marabeth Madsen if two wrongs don't make a right, try three There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!. If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Favorite anime: Yu Yu hakusho, Sailor Moon, Rurouni Kenshin, Vampire Knight, Naruto Shippuden, Yu-Gi-Oh 'season 0' (not that crap by 4kids), Lucky Star, Clannad, Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia Axis Powers, DBZ Spread the Stupidity I got this from PedroCullenBloomTM Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, anda diet coke. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. | |||||||
1. Alphonse and Edward in the Labyrinth » reviewsAl wishes Ed away to the Labyrinth and Ed gives Jareth hell. Will Al get Ed back? Will Jareth rip out his soft fluffy blonde hair from dealing with Ed? FMAxLabyrinth crossover. Rated T for languageCrossover - Labyrinth & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-15-11 - Published: 7-11-10 - Jareth & Edward E.2. What Love Costs reviewsA poem I wrote for English, its about what love is and what love costs.Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-11-11 - Complete3. To Repent reviewsKurama needs to repent for something, so what will his single act of kindness be? It definitely catches Koenma off guard! KuramaxKoenma Oneshot Lemon YAOI Written for a livejournal communityYu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-27-10 - Kurama M. & Koenma - Complete4. Pixie Sticks and Paper Bags » reviewsAn OC filled comedy involving three young girls who suddenly find themselves in the Naruto world. What kind of horrific actions will they accomplish? Written by Waffles Rulez and Jade of the World. Rated for language and innuendo.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-3-10 - Published: 3-12-105. Bath House reviewsA quick one shot I wrote. Itachi visits a girl in the bath house. ItachixOc Rated M for Explicit content LemonNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-2-10 - Itachi U. - Complete6. Midnight Fireworks reviewsFor seven minutes after midnight on New Year's Eve, people react more passionately to their emotions. A young girl finds out someone's feelings for her. First person OC one shot. Please tell me what you think and if I should continue it.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-17-10 - Tamaki S. - Complete7. Breakfast reviewsMonte and Lucy go out for breakfast. LucyxMonte One ShotLinguini Incident - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-14-10 - Complete8. Binding Bars » reviewsKonan works at a jail. What happens when a certain boy is brought in? Will a gangster girl get jealous and cause problems? What about the snobby rich girl? PeinxKonan Rated for language Being Redone/FinishedNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-6-10 - Published: 12-10-08 - Konan & Pain/Pein9. Testing Out Significant Others reviewsHaruhi's Dad has found out that Tamaki is Haruhi's boyfriend, so he tries to figure out why she likes him. How will the Chairman become involved? Lemon, Yaoi, mentions of HaruhixTamaki, TamakixHaruhi's Dad, and a surprise pairing!Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-31-09 - Ranka/Ryōji F. & Tamaki S.10. Defying Protection reviewsPein/Nagato has left for Konoha and Konan contemplates the fact that she has always been protected. She decides to do something about it. One-shot PeinxKonanNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-27-09 - Konan & Pain/Pein - Complete11. Demon Kitten reviewsIt is the story of a two-tailed jinchuuriki from the time she is found and raised by Akatsuki and onwards.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-9-0912. Wanders Come In » reviewsKaoru and her parents run the local inn where Kenshin comes in and decides to stay for awhile. What will happen not only in their lives but in normal village life as time goes on? KenshinxKaoru rated for language UNDER REVAMPINGRurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-24-09 - Published: 12-30-08 - Kaoru & Kenshin13. A Year Later reviewsOne shot sequel to Art Store Angel. Konan reflects on everything that's happened.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-1-08 - Konan & Pain/Pein - Complete14. Art Store Angel » reviewsKonan works at an art store in the middle class section of town. What happens when two gang members from the ghetto try to set her and their leader up? PeinxKonan rated for language CompleteNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,622 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 11-23-08 - Published: 11-8-08 - Pain/Pein & Konan - Complete15. Hidden Love Amongst Pein reviewsKonan is sitting under a tree after a mission and dozes off and Pein comes to find her. How will they both react? PeinxKonan One-ShotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-5-08 - Pain/Pein & Konan - Complete16. Sailor Moon episode 5 from Sailor Mercury's POV reviewsThis is episode 5 from Sailor Mercury's POV since this is the episode she is introduced. One-shotSailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-13-08 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury - Complete17. Shinta's Story reviewsThe last few months of Shinta's life until his birth as Kenshin. Oneshot, redone, rated for blood, violence, and all that fun stuff :Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-30-08 - Shinta - Complete18. Rurouni Kenshin episode 1 written version reviewsThis is a written version that I decided to do of the first english episode of Rurouni Kenshin. Rated T for the mention of blood and such.Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-30-08 - Complete
