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since	: 08-11-08, id: 1663535, Profile Updated: 02-12-10
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Author has written 14 stories for Twilight.

And so it begins...

My nickname is Dee. The nickname for my nickname is Jinx. You can call me whichever.

15 Random Things About Me

1) I forgive people in 24 hours and rarely get mad.
2) Drama tends to confuzzle me.
3) I get high on sugar very frequently.
4) I will watch anything if forced to do so. This is how I discovered James Bond.
5) I thought Twilight was better before all the hype.
6) Flames make me happy. They just do.
7) If you piss me off, which really is quite an amazing feat as it is, I will kill you with politeness.
8) I still can't believe I'm now FF friends with authors I used to swoon over.
9) I tweet too much and talk too little.
10) I'm an avid user of Gimp, which I learnt by myself. (yes, I'm very proud of that last fact)
11) I can't play poker because my poker face sucks horrible ass.
12) I curse too much.
13) I'm horribly random-I just don't scream out boooooobbbsss every chance I get. coughs
14) I admire those French croupiers with twirly mustaches and poker faces.
15) I have discovered that in order to get something, all you usually have to do is ask.

I have a sort-of beta, TRDancer.

Go read Merevaik's List of Fanfiction Concerns and the awesomesauce that is Kräppi Dei. Then pay homage to her and her Estonian goodness.

Peer pressure works. I have a Twitter. Watch me ramble in 140 characters there. Tweet tweet.

UPDATE 12 FEB
IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT

Well, that got your attention, didn't it?

I AM LEAVING FANFICTION.

You read that right. I'm leaving the fanfiction community. My stories might or might not get deleted, but I have made backup copies of them and if you ever feel like rereading them, you can PM me-I will be checking my PMs and whatnot.

The reason behind my leaving?

The Literate Union.

You may have heard of this, you may not. Basically, it's a group of people who have made it their mission to report and flame every story in Fanfiction that does not meet their lofty standards and/or violate the TOS. I can find a million and one reasons why the Literate Union sickens me, but I shall keep it concise-I don't want to stay on Fanfiction anymore if this is what FFn is going to become. I think I may set up a LJ account for me to post freely, but right now just looking at the controversy and drama on fanfiction makes me feel horrible.

Right now, if you're a writer, the best advice I can give you is to leave while you can. If you're a reader, I apologize for leaving my stories here and hopefully you'll sleep in peace knowing that I am going to keep writing, regardless of whatever happens.

I may or may not return to fanfiction, depending on what happens and whether the staff takes action. For now, you can PM me or catch me on Twitter. I promise I will reply.

To my readers, here's to a happy Valentine's Day.

To the Literate Union, fuck you.

Brittany - Zee - Priya - Bookie - Chip - LA - Freya - Michelle - Lei - Ariel

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1. The Unforgiven » reviews
Bella, the orphan violinist with a strange past, and Edward, the pianist with a murky family background. Suffering in silence is best when nobody cares. AH, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,505 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 2-15-10 - Published: 9-17-09 - Bella & Edward

2. The Start To The End » reviews
Six people, all with different beginnings. Rosalie, Edward, Esme, Alice, Carlisle, Jasper. This is the start to the end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-15-10 - Published: 10-24-09

3. PS, Your Mom Is Hot » reviews
A series of drabbles originally intended for the Twilight Twenty-five, but I forgot to enter and missed it completely. Rating might change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-15-10 - Published: 1-30-10

4. Playgirl Meets Womanizer » reviews
Calling all Playerwards. There's a new chick in town, and her name is Bella Swan. Word is she's a playgirl, and she's got the hots for our resident boy toy. Canon couples, AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,143 - Reviews: 316 - Updated: 2-15-10 - Published: 3-19-09 - Bella & Edward

5. Falling Down and Getting Up II : Black Rose » reviews
Sequel to Falling Down & Getting Up. Marie is now Bella to the Cullens and is trying to win Edward back. Of course, nothing is complete without a certain girl named Lauren poking her nose around, but when girl number 3 comes in, everyone's ready to blow.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,137 - Reviews: 306 - Updated: 2-15-10 - Published: 3-8-09 - Bella & Edward

6. TLC : The Last Contribution reviews
omg, lyk eddie and bela have tyme togetha and peple wnt to intrfer! omg, im sorry i sck at summris! Plz reviw!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-13-10 - Complete

7. From Me To You reviews
Edward and Bella are together. The problem is, Edward doesn't seem to care about Bella for reasons only he knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-23-10 - Complete

8. A Very Cullen Christmas » reviews
Tis the season to be jolly. Santa would do well to remember that when Emmett visits his house, along with the rest of the Cullens. "Santa? Oh, the graying guy with a potbelly?"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-24-09 - Published: 12-18-09

9. The Three Old Men reviews
Turns Aro, Caius and Marcus into the grumpy old men they could have been. Cute one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-2-09 - Aro

10. Smile On Me » reviews
Twoshot. Edward and Bella visit Graceland Cemetery of Chicago, Illinois.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-29-09 - Published: 8-27-09 - Bella & Elizabeth

11. My Gypsy Fortuneteller reviews
ONESHOT. Jasper and Alice meet at a tattoo parlour in Brooklyn, New York.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-9-09 - Alice & Jasper - Complete

12. Vulnerable reviews
After all the times Edward's comforted and helped Bella, it's finally Bella's turn to help Edward find himself again. Takes place after Jacob's and Bella's kiss before the fight in Eclipse. ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 6-23-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete

13. More Than Meets The Eye » reviews
Bella chose Jacob but vanishes soon after. Edward never gave up looking for her. Years later he stumbles upon a vampire who just might not be one. When said vampire happens to be involved with the Volturi, what happens if vampires fall in love twice? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,299 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 4-13-09 - Published: 11-9-08 - Bella & Edward

14. Falling Down and Getting Up » reviews
When Bella Swan leaves Forks, she returns as Marie Swan, cousin of Bella, and is dragged into a relationship with Edward, Bella's best friend who abandoned her when Bella needed him most. Complete. AH/AU. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,441 - Reviews: 541 - Updated: 3-7-09 - Published: 9-20-08 - Complete

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