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Name: Sandsibscrazy

Age: Between 5 and 60

Sex: Female

Orientation: Bisexual

Religion: Jashinism

Favorites

Favorite Song:

Sleeping Sun By: Nightwish

Favorite Band:

Nightwish

Favorite Book:

A Child Called It or Petey

Favorite Anime:

Naruto, InuYasha, Bleach, Shugo Chara, Tokyo Mew Mew, FullMetal Alchemist, etc.

Favorite Orbit Flavor:

Sweet Mint

Favorite Food:

N/A

Favorite Soda:

Sprite

Favorite Number:

Three

Favorite Word:

Insecticide

Favorite Part of Body:

Blood...

Pet Peeves

-Poor Hygiene

-Pairing Bashers ( I am open to any pairing)

-Mpreg Bashers

-Liars

-Girly Girls

-Prejudice People

Story Types I Have A Hard Time Reading

- An Uke Kisame is just creepy

- SasuSaku is boring and uncreative (no offense writers)

- One Shots Less Than 1,000 words turn me off unless the summary is really good.

I Decided To Do The Seme/Uke Quiz Thanks To "thedemonsangel"

You are a "Don't Fuck With Me" Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering sadistic, it takes a special , breed of Uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the Yin for your Yang, as your both able to keep each other in check and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke

Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

So, Badass Ukes...wanna play?

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1.Itachi

2.Deidara

3. Sai

4. Gaara

5. Hinata

6.Kakuzu

7.Hidan

8. Jashin

9.Pein

10.Madara

11. Zetsu

12. Sasori

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

KakuZet? Can't say I have.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Gaara? FUCKING SEXY!!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Sasori got Jashin Preggers? HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Pein? Plenty

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

YES! I LOVE KakuDei!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

PeiHina or MadaHina? PeiHina, Madara would scare her too much.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3

Ok so if Hidan walked in on Deidara and Sasori having sex? He'd probably be like:

"What else is fucking new?" lol

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

MadaSai: Sai didn't know what it was about this mysterious man, maybe it was...his big dick? BDSM Bondage Yaoi Lemons (LAWLS!)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Jashin X Itachi? I don't think it's possible lol

10) Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

HidaSaso: After Deidaracommits suicide Sasori is left in the dark. Can a certain Jashinist heal his shattered heart. (lol I know cliche)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Gaara to deflower Itachi? Bleh. Definitely an AU and maybe rape.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I dunno

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I dunno

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Probably

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3

(Reverse Spoiler!) TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! XD

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

#1 Crush by Garbage (I'd make Hidan sing it)

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

YAOI! Bondage! BDSM! LEMONS!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"I am HUNG" lol

R.I.P

MICHAEL JACKSON

1958-2009