My name is Rachel Wolf. And I live in Wasilla Alaska. - I love twilight. And.. most books actually. and manga. such as.. Death Note, Vampire Knight, and.. many more that i can't remember.

but twilight is still better. i am a twilight fan, so get over it. -

and no, we do not ride polar bears, giant wolves, eagles, or giant magical piano's to school. ...just... thought you'd be wonderin' ...so.. yeah. review my story M'kay?

OOH! THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I ALMOST VOMITED! (im a geek, this is pretty much mah life, looking at random things and laughing. i have no life)

Have any of you ever gotten that call about how your car warranty is going out, whether or not you actually have a car?

The following is a real conversation.

ring

Me: picks up phone

Phone: gives the message about her car warranty running out

Me: stare ... you know what. presses a number

Phone: Hello, are you interested in extending your car warranty?

Me: yes!

Phone: Alright, we need some information from you-

Me: Welcome to Taco Bell, Can I take your order?

Phone: what?

Me: I Like Tacos! starting singing the doom song

Phone: Um, alright, do you think we can have your information?

Me: I iz a girl!

Phone:... um, Can we know your-

Me: I think.

Phone: Excuse me?

Me: I think I'm a girl. I'm not sure. Do girls have beewwwbbss?

Phone:...

Me: I do. Does that make me a girl.

Phone: Is there anyone else in the household.

Me: Nope. Just me and Mike.

Phone: Can I speak to Mike?

Me: Mike is a shoe.

Phone: ...

Me: Mike likes mac n' cheese.

Phone: -click-

I got called ten minutes later by the same thing...

Phone: Hello, are you interested in extending your car warranty?
Me:Sorry, I'm not a guy.
Phone: um, what?
Me: oh... Well. good.
Phone: Well-
Me: Yes sir, for just the low price of 9.95 I can give you these pills that will, inhance, your love life.
Phone: ...Excuse me, What?
Me:... Well, you're selling something useless, aren't you? I mean, I don't even have a car. At least I'm selling something you need.
Phone: I don't need, pills.
Me: Hi! I'd like a large pizza with extra pepperoni, some olives, and extra cheese. Do you have the garlic sauce.
Phone: Can I speak to an adult.
Me: What's wrong with a teenager? Are you being discriminatory towards my age? How dare you!
Phone: What? No, I'm not, Im just trying to get your information so I can do my job.
Me: So am I! I have 12 cases of these weirdo pills that trick dumb men into thinking that it makes them more, appealing, and you insulting my age is not helping!
Phone: I don't care about your age!
Me: Ew, you Pedophile!
Phone: Wait, what?!
Me: hangs up

LOL!! This made me laugh a lot.