If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Sugoi! SO rare to find a picture this good!

claps for artist!!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Uchiha Nara,TheDarkHyuuga, Nejifanatic101,Phnxfyr,midnight-light-63559

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(I've got issue's alright! I've also got an inner...she's scary)

If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you,copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. Lily, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko, Nairo Xana and Jemmi ?(Nairo: Orochimaru is awesome!He doesn't creep me out),Mood-chan-SIRIUS IS UBER HOT, VampireArgonian92,midnight-light-63559

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude' , copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you got anyone addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, familiy, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile.

If you agree that Naruto's stomach is a bottemless pit of doom copy and paste this on your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile. (I did for History, PE, even English!)

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you would lay your life down for a friend, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Ensign Nellie Forbush, Lady Barbossa 329,fowl68, Moonwolf, Drelmar, Eclips-MoonShadowRadiance

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~ pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

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My name: just call me shika :)

Gender: depends on what mood I'm in ;P

Location: Australia(jus so you know i am not australian even though i live here)

Age:...well i was born in 1993 so that would make me...wait!don't tell me!...ummm...

Hobbies: drawing, reading, playing sports, and hanging with friends you know the usual.

I'm a lovable person! People try to hate me, but end up failing, really badly XD, and I've been called wise maybe three times in my life, by different people! (hey, pointless that last comment may be, but it's got to count for something people XD)

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Favourite parings are:

Naruto

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(Yaoi)

1. NaruSasu (My number one fav. main pairing!)

2. ShikaNeji (This is my fav. side pairing, their sooo cute together!)

3. GaaNeji (side pairing)

4. GaaLee (side pairing)

5. KakaIru (side pairing)

6. ItaNaru (this is my second fav. main pairing!)

7. ItaDei (side pairing)

8. KakaNaru (My third fav. choice. Main pairing!)

9. KibaShino (Side pairing)

Just a little comment...

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD

Guilty as charged (sweatdrop)

_ooooo_

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

_ooooo_

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? this is hard...its ither Naruto, Itachi or Shikamaru

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SASU/FEMNARU!

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi.

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No. Don't have the time.

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. none...I really have no clue where to buy that stuff.

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Shikamaru! coz i'm lazy...but im loyal to those who are loyal to me, i can b smart if i bthered to try or at least cared...but i dont soo yea, people do not think i'm smart because im lazy and my results on tests (they're pretty bad-sweatdrop-) but only a handful of people know what i am really capable of--chibi peace sign--

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? ohh this is sooo hard, kiba and hina look sooo cute together...but so does hina and naru!...stuff it Naru/Hina

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU! (although i still support FemNaru/Sasu more)

9) Which team is your favorite? Team 7.

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) nope

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? YES!

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Its either Itachi or Deidara

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? ...i don't know, damn you sasuke for falling for that Hebi's bait, and damn you Orochimaru i hope you're rotting in hell!...that was harsh...fine i hope you just have a unpleasent time.

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? YES

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? YES

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No...I don't really know how to explain the hyperness.

17) Sub or dub? Sub.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura. SHES A...i can't swear...she's annoying

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? FUNNY!

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Tobi's a good boy! (And as for his identity, yes.)

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ugly nerd. Lee's cool though.

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Neji...Naruto, lol

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Awsome! Believe in the power of youth!

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? KISAME! he's sooooo kool when his OOC

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Of course.

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Duh.

27) Do you like lemons? i like mine on fish but...oh OH! you mean the fanfics...umm if they're good then yes

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? yes...mum scolds me everyday and dad baks her up coz he doesnt want to be scolded as well, honestly parents can have such annoying voices at times.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? I LOVE IT! It's frikin' hilarious! Gaara of the funk!

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yup!

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes. And proud of it.

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? yes...it was funni coz everyone was like -sweatdrop-

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? LOL, drew it at the end of a yearly exam on th back of the exam sheet, teacher scolded me about it.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? -sweatdrop- yes...mums going to kill me...

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? No thanks!

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? YES!...although i dont show it to a lot of people..

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? ummm...no -sweatdrop-

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Nope.

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? ...possibly. Got a problem with that?

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? Nope... it'll be pretty hard trying to find a character with curly hair

_ooooo_

Repost this if you laughed...

"Everywhere we go

Everywhere we go

People wanna know

People wanna know

Who we are

Who we are

So we kill them

So we kill them

We’re Akatsuki

We’re Akatsuki

The Mighty Akatsuki

The Mighty Akatsuki

We’re GRRRRREAT!"- a naruto fanfiction

_ooooo_

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1) Naruto

2)Kakashi

3) Shikamaru

4) Itachi

5) Gaara

6) Anko

7) Jiraya

8) Ibiki

9) Lee

10) Tsunade

11) Neji

12) Shino

Questions

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No...it would be weird

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes...drools ;P

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I would be very disturbed...VERY DISTURBED

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

yes

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

YES!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

five/nine

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3

Jiraya: "Wait let me go grab my note book! Don't stop!

-Runs out-

Kakashi and Shino: blink blink...

'How did it end up like this?'

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

I don't think that would happen in the first place

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Dear god i hope not...that would be very disturbing and just plain weird

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Insect's therapy

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

a spy mission that goes horribly wrong yet right.

I.e Itachi spies on Naruto and some stuff happens then next thing you know you hear wierd sounds coming from the bushes XP

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I dont know

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

raises eyebrow i... dont think so. that would be an interesting threesome...a hot one too...XD

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3

HOW WOULD I KNOW?! ...be intersting to find out though...XP

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"I will Survive" just for funzies X3

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Be prepared, bring lots of boxes of tissues because I'm not cleaning up the blood. ;P

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"How well can you control your chakra?" XP (do you get my drift giggles pervertedly)

Moving on...

(Yuri)

1. AnkoKure

2. TemaTen

(I don't know what this one is calle in Jap. sweatdrop)

1. NaruHina!(SOOOO KAWAI!!)

2.ShikaTema

3. InoCho (weird ne?)

4. Fem NaruIta (FAV. of ALL FAV. pairings!)

5.Fem NaruSasu (FAV. of ALL, ALL FAV. pairings!!)

6. NejiTen

7. KibaOC

8. IrukAnk

9. KibaHina

10. GaaOC

11. ShinoOC

12. ShikaFemNaru

(Harem)

1. Naru/Anko/Kure

2. Naru/Ten/Tema

3. Naru/Ten/Tema/Hina/Ino

4.Naru/Neji/Gaa/Sasu/Ita >=)

5. Naru/Sai/Sasu (I like this one most he he)

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Hated Pairings are:

1. NaruSaku (Never in a million years is this going to happen!)

2. SasuHina (three words W.T.F?? they haven't even spoken to each other)

3. ItaSasu (...im not going to bother)

4. SasuSaku (this pairing is just full of shit(sakura desrves to rot in hell ALONE people!...wow, evil))

5. NejiHina(this one gets on my nerves, mostly because most of these fics are arranged marrages and i dont like that...sorry)

Characters I Love (not in order):

Naruto. Sasuke. Kakashi. Tsunade. Kiba. Undon. Asuma. Ayame. Shikamaru. Deidara. Zabuza. Moeigi (spelling?). Kurenai. Ayame's Father. Itachi. Kisame. Yamato. Tenten. Haku. Sandaime. Hinata. Choji. Iruka!. Lee!. Zabuza. Sai!. Jiraiya. Ino. Konahomaru (spelling?). Gai. Yondaime. everyone else beside sasuke's team

Characters I HATE!:

SAKURA!

Karin

and the other two, i forgot their names (sweatdrop)

Pein!

Peins right hand man...er...woman...the oragami chick!

I don't mind Sasuke and Kakashi bashings but not so much Kakashi bashings i dont hate Kakashi.

Some other things about me: my fav. anime is Naruto, Bleach, Vampire Knight, Angel Diary, Beauty Pop, Bitter Virgin, Beast Master, Tokyo Crazy Paradise etc. My fav colour is siver and i like pizza and meat pies! chicken Kababs as well...mmmm kababs drools...cough...I love to draw! specially anime drawings, i'm planning to write my own manga already started characters hope its a success :D Music! I love music! cannot survive without techno or j-rock can't forget j-rock!

I'm too lazy, i can go days just sitting on my bed doing nothing, i'm smart but everyone else doesnt think so because i'm too lazy to do anything in class, meh dats wat you get.

I like fics that are full of drama and life! Happy endings are needed, but if they arent then thats ok too :D

I also like fics with team 7 reunited!, or growing together stronger then ever! I like happy endings, but also dont mind Angst stuff

hehe, i'm such a confusing person i can't even figure myself out :D

I like Powerful Naruto fics (but not ultrapowerful-i'm-imortal-and-so-much-better-then-you-fics...but i dont mind reading them either)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

_ ooooo _

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost TT_TT

_ ooooo _

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
And scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For such a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Laying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

I didn't write this, but if you hate child abuse, copy it into your profile and do anything you can to stop it, because this kind of thing happens everyday. It's wrong, and everyone should do their part to stop it!TT_TT

_ ooooo _

Mummy..Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

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This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT? CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:

It's the same story everyday: A girl in dark colors gets off the worst bus you can imagine, you know, the one with all the dumber-than-dirt country kids who are swearing every five words, listening to a punk rock/gothic rock/heavy metal/or any other dark music. She shuts off the cd player/MP3/ipod and walks into the school. You and your friends are standing inside because you're too wussy to stand outside in LATE MAY in you pretty new Capri pants and new Hollister t-shirt.

You point at her and whisper to your friends about how out-of-touch she is because she's dressed in a baggy hooded sweatshirt and frayed old jeans and she's maintaining a 3.785-4.0 GPA on a 4.0 scale while you're borderline failing. You loudly insult her and talk to her in an obnoxious voice. She just keeps her head down and shuffles right by.

You laugh loudly and say, "How could you have gotten that one wrong? Even a fifth grader knows that!" when she answers a question wrong in class. You and friends push her around in the hallways and trip her in the stairwells. You think she should start drooling over the boys at school and should wear the same clothes you do.

And yet, no matter what you do, she doesn't say anything.

Isn't it hilarious that she can be quiet all week, but still have to put up with more shit than the whore giving out free blowjobs on the bus? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind fucking a random guy every night, but you go around ripping on her just because she studies in the library every night? Isn't it just bloody fucking hilarious that she needs to sign a pass to the bathroom just to run into an empty classroom to cry at least once a week?

Are you laughing yet?

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WHAT HER LIFE IS LIKE?

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GO UP TO HER FACE AND TRASH HER GOOD NAME, CALLING HER A 'FREAKY GOTH WANNABE' OR A 'WEEPY-WASHY ATTENTION SEEKER', AND NOT ONCE STOP AT ALL TO CONSIDER WHY YOU NEVER SEE HER PARENTS AROUND, OR WHY SHE ALWAYS WEARS LONG SLEEVES, EVEN IN THE SUMMER?

HOW IN GOD'S GOOD NAME CAN YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT JUST BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN NEVER BE: HERSELF UNTO HERSELF?

THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING AN IDIOT AND BEING BRAVE.

BEING BRAVE IS NOTGIVING RANDOM GUYS A BLOW JOB IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. IT IS NOT FUCKING SOME RANDOM GUY ON FRIDAY NIGHT JUST TO SAY YOU FUCKED HIM. BEING BRAVE ISN'T TALKING TO SOME GUY OR DUMPING YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND.

BEING BRAVE IS TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK WHEN PEOPLE SLAP YOU. IT'S FORGETTING THE INSULTS AND REMEMBERING THE COMMENTS. TRUE BRAVERY IS GOING TO A SCHOOL WHERE YOU SHOULD FEEL SAFE AND INSTEAD, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MARCHING RIGHT INTO HELL. TRUE BRAVERY IS BEING TRUE TO THE ONE PERSON, THE ONLY PERSON, WHO MATTERS: YOU.

KEEP LAUGHING, YOU COCK-SUCKING BITCHES, CAUSE I'M GOING FAR AND YOU'RE HARDLY MOVING.

If this rings a bell, or a whole chorus of 'em, copy and paste this into your profile. This is, in short, the story of my life ( I am the girl being ridiculed, EVERY, FUCKING, DAY!)

(DUDE I DID NOT WRITE THIS BUT WHOEVER DID, I REALLY WANT TO THANK THEM FOR SENDING THE MESSAGE OUT TO EVERY DUMB PERSON OUT THERE WHO DOES NOT CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE AND WHAT THEY ARE FEELING!!...-looks around, sees no one watching, chibi peace sign, whoops you saw-) (p.s i did not write this-sweatdrop- so many agro people these days)

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Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion , re-post this

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Hi, my name is Kazu.

I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.

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FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they're after me in the first place

FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

OR, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!

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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

Its Called ... therapy!

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A Stranger Passed By

I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh, excuse me Please" was my reply.
He said, "Please excuse me too; Wasn't even watching for you."

We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We went on our way and we said good-bye.
But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones, young and old.
Later that day, cooking the evening meal,

My daughter stood beside me very still.
When I turned, I nearly knocked her down.
"Move out of the way," I said with a frown.
She walked away, her little heart was broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.

While I lay awake in bed,
God's still small voice came to me and said,
"While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use,
But the children you love, you seem to abuse.

Look on the kitchen floor,
You'll find some flowers there by the door.
Those are the flowers she brought for you.
She picked them herself: pink, yellow and blue.
She stood quietly not to spoil the surprise, and you never saw the tears in her eyes."

By this time, I felt very small, and now my tears began to fall.
I quietly went and knelt by her bed;
"Wake up, little girl, wake up," I said.
"Are these the flowers you picked for me?"

She smiled, "I found 'em, out by the tree.
I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue."

I said, "Daughter, I'm sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way."

She said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay. I love you anyway."
I said, "Daughter, I love you too, and I do like the flowers, especially the blue."

Are you aware that: If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could
easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family --an unwise investment indeed.

So what is behind the story?

You know what is the full word of family?
FAMILY= (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER, (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU!

Isn't that neat? Fill life with love and bravery and we shall live a life uncommon.

- author unknown

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Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

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Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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FAV. QUOTES

"NOBODY MOVE! I dropped my brain"

~Jack -Pirates of the Carribean-

"DATTEBAYO"

~Naruto -Naruto-

"Your blade is only as sharp as your will to protect, your will to protect is only as strong as your heart"

Don't know who said this but it's soo cool

"It's a key!"

"No! Much more better...It is a drawing of a key!"

~Jack and some one else (i forget who) -Pirates of the Carribean-

"I'M A SUPER-PERVERT!"

~Jiraiya -Naruto-

~ Do you know what the preservation room is for?

~ Delicious jams and jellies?

Ben & Riley, National Treasure

~I'm hungry. I'm tired. This car smells weird.

Riley, National Treasure

~ Why can't they just say go to this place, here's the treasure, spend it wisely?

Riley, National Treasure

~I would've dropped you both! Freaks.

Riley, National Treasure

~The same way they built the pyramids, and the Great Wall of China.
~ Yeah... the aliens helped them.

Ben & Riley, National Treasure

~It's a big blue-ish green man... with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant.

Riley, National Treasure

~ Oh look, my tax dollars at work coming to arrest me

Riley, National Treasure: Book of Secrets

~ Oh my gosh...Are you Ben Gates?

~Yes...Yes I am.

~Do you own a red Ferrari

~ Yes I do.

~Well, it's being towed.

Random Girl and Riley, National Treasure: Book of Secrets

~ It's a little golden man...

Riley, National Treasure Book of Secrets

~Uh oh, God save the Queen!

Riley, National Treasure: Book of Secrets

~Maybe if we join hands...And in a noble manner, pass over the bird. And that bird will rise from the rock -flaps arms- Caw, caw!.

Riley, National Treasure: Book of Secrets

~ -laughs- He's weird!

Riley, National Treasure: Book of Secrets

~"Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity."

Shima, An Assassin's Memories

~"One man having an imaginary friend is called a lunatic. Several men having an imaginary friend is called a religion."

~"In the end we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends"

Martin Luther King Jr

~"My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled"

Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

~"But you have heard of me"

Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

~"Yes.."

~"..Is the jar of dirt going to help?"

~"You don't want it give it back"

~"No!" -hugs jar-

~"Then it helps" -arrogant smile-

Jack Sparrow and Tia Dalma, Pirates of the Caribbean

Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

~ "No! Not good! Stop! What are you doing?! You've burnt all the food! the shade! THE RUM!"

Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

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>>>Naruto: Hell's way of thanks

25 year old Naruto returns to the past after Sasuke and Sakura band together resulting in the destruction of Konoha. Desperate to set things straight and to stop the inevitable, Naruto must go through blood sweat and tears to make it happen. But what happens when a stranger enters Naruto's life, messing Naruto'splans for the future, what happens when the seal starts to weaken? What will happen when Naruto has to make the most difficult decision in all the years he has lived? Will he be able to reach his dreams and stop this madness, or will he get lost in the game and perish in hell.

>>>My Guardian Angel

Naruto has two very big secrets that are fatal to everyone: He is really a she, and Kyuubi the nine tailed fox. She needs to keep these secrets from everyone she holds dear, but who is this person that keeps helping her in times of need? Are their intentions good or evil? Who are these people who are hiding in the shadows watching her every movement? And what of Akutsuki? FemNaru/Shika!

>>>Naruto: Legend in the Making

Naruto leaves the village at age three after accepting Kyuubi's offer of training him, so how different will things become when he appears in the village four years later? And what's with the sharingan like eyes?...their are no pairings YET. Powerful Naruto, Sasuke and Hinata!

>>>Guilty Conscience: Tainted Blood

Konoha High is a school notorious for its bad reputation and fearsome gangs. Uzamaki Naruto, a normal person by day, but by night transforms into the most feared gang leader in history, so what happens when Naruto enters Konoha High?

>>>Blood Shed: Curse or Blessing?

Konoha High is a peaceful place...well mostly, everyone knows the rules and follows them, they know their place and status, so what happens when a young blonde named Uzamaki Naruto comes along and destroys these rules, what if he turns the whole school upside down? NO pairings YET.

>>>Damn Chibi's (still working on the title)

While Naruto and Sasuke were training they were attacked by rogue ninja's and injected with a chemical that chibi-fied them! Having no memories of anything past their age what is Konoha to do when two five-year-old boys with the power of ANBU and the stamina of Kage's start causing havoc in Konoha? Of course we give them to Rookie nine to look after, but wait trouble's brewing again, Akatsuki has gotten word of this development, and what of the rogue ninja's who started this? What about Sasuke and Naruto's mysterious past invovling one another, how will rookie nine overcome this problem that has risen?

(crappy summaries I know)

Coming Soon

>>>Scandalous

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1. NARUTO!!

2.Tokyo Crazy Paradise!!

3.Bitter Virgin

4.LOVE MONSTER!!

5.Beast Master

6.BEAUTY POP!!

7.Ouran High School Host Club!!

8.Tenshi Ja Nai!!!

9.Uwasa no Midori kun

10.Shiawase Kissa Sanchoume!!

11.Shugo Chara!!

12.Vampire Knight

13.Angel Diary

14.D.Gray-man

15.Dollgun

16.Ichigo Channel

17.Ranma 1/2 !!

18.Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne

19.Rockin Heaven

20.Saint Dragon Girl Miracle

21.The Day of Revolution

22.Shinobi Life

23.One Piece

24.King of Hell

25.EYESHIELD21!!

and a LOT more, but I can't name them all due to the fact that I can, and probably will, go on forever, he he.

anyway ja ne for now

enjoy!