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since: 08-12-08, id: 1664878, Profile Updated: 03-14-09
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Hey, im lil and im spring20002(enjoy our page or get the hell of it)joking, and we just changed our pen name to lil and spring!

(Lil) Im the blue haired doll XD

(spring)Im the purplehaired one du dats the only one left

Yaaaay kitty!

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination

IMPORTANT MESSAGE: HEY WE JUS PUBLISHED OUR STORY NOW GO TO THE BOTTEM OF THIS PAGE AND READ IT

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pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

omg important update news:

l:omg ppl weve jus ben laptop jacked

s:well not resently, but we do not have a laptop or comp at our work station

l:a.k.a our house ! so we cant rrly update until our moms job gives our laptop back

s:c wat had happend wus-

l:no no lets start from de begining, ok our moms a teacher and dey give teachers free laptops

s: and then wen we were typen our next chap, the skool told our mom 2 bring de laptop back cuz of a virus dat wus spreading through the compu system

l:so 4 the last couple of monthes we havent got a compu, the reason we havent updated or reviewed n da last r everness

both: so yea well b writn thou so dont count us out yet wen we come back wre comen wita bang!!

Cya

luv us

Our Age- noneya

B-day- June 28, (GO Cancers) we r twins no-duh

our Looks-long, light brown ,insanely curly hair, brown eyes but lil were contacts ( i have awsome eye sight i dont need them, lil does, that are green). were mixed.

lil Likes- watching Naruto, Inuyasha, Spongebob, Pucca, Avatar:The last air bender, Pokemon(we will never do a story for pokemom kay its just to trouble some)America's next top model, the Tyra Banks show, Total Drama Island, reading/watching shugo chara and tokyo mew mew. Being lazy.Reading the Twilight series (Damn those books are addictive, the movie sucked 2 us). Reading, writting, singing ,danceing ,drawing, getting on other people's nerves AND pickles. Rainy days, windy days, sun sets , chris brown and extemly hot guys like chris brown, team edward!

spring likes-watching Naruto, Inuyasha, Spongebob, Pucca, Avatar:The last air bender, America's next top model, the Tyra Banks show, reading/watching shugo chara and tokyo mew mew. Being lazy.Reading the Twilight series ,Reading, writting, singing ,danceing ,drawing, getting on other people's nerves AND pickles. Rainy days, windy days, sun sets , chris brown and extemly hot guys like chris brown, team jacob

lil dislikes- sluts, bitches, (man)whores, pedifiles,snobs, Orrochimaru,kabuto, team rocket, Naraku, the fire lord, math, onion, spiders, snakes, big bugs, tall people inless they 'er family or i've none them all my life, hights, tight spaces, jacob, barney

spring dislikes-sluts, bitches,(man)whores,snobs, basterds, pedifiles,Orrochimaru,kabuto, team rocket, Naraku, the fire lord, math, onion, spiders, snakes, big bugs, edward, barney.

Fav's

Fav music artist- Beyonce, Talyor Swift, Kelly Clarkson, Ciara, Pima j, Chris Brow, Ashanti, Mariah Carey, Ne-yo, Tiffeny Evens, karina, Alica Keys, Rihanna, Janet Jakson, Keyshia Cloe,Fantasia, THe Cheetah Girls, Tyra B, kanye west, Vanessa hudgen, Vannessa carlton, Cherish, destiny's child,Jasmine suluven(sp?),Shakira, fergie, lil'mama, mario, t-pain,lil wayne ludacris, Avril L., Paula DeAnda, Saving Jane, soulja boy (there are alot more people we like but we dont wanna bore u to death)

Fav Naruto couples

Naruto+Hinata- hey opposites attract

Sasuke+Sakura- we dk their just cute together

Neji+Tenten-t hey r ment to be

Shikamaru+Temari- everytime she comes to the leaf who does she mostly hang out with?

Gaara+Sakura- i know its impossible but their still cute together

Asuma+kurenai- its so...perfect

Gaara+matsuri- sooooooooooooooocute

The most hated naruto couples

Sasuke+Hinata think of it this way...magnets.. north= noise..south=silence...hinata and sasuke are south poles they repeal no matter how hard you try they will NEVER go together so stop trying SHEESH plus have they ever talked to each other...ew

Lee+Sakura- she turned him down people plus Lee and Gai scare us...ALOT

Kika+Hinata-...no

Shino+Hinata-... bull no

Gaara+Hinata-...HELL NO

Neji+ Hinata-THEIR COUSINS ...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...WOULD U MATE WITH YOUR COUSIN EWWWWWW

(we hate any couple that involves Hinata with any dude or dudett except Naruto)

Naruto+Sakura- Okay back to magnets they are both north poles...NEVER

Neji+Sakura- were'd that come from

sasuke+naruto- NARUTO IS NOT BI DAMN ...AGAIN EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...(lil)gross...(spring)ditto

Sakura+Ino - ...no

Fav Inuyasha couples

Inuyasha+Kagome- ...how could they not be together

Miroku+Songo-hello he proposed to her and they'ev been showing their love for each other since the beginning

Most hated Inuyasha couples

Miroku+kagome- ...ew...disgusting

koga+kagome-...ew...dats jus wrong

Fav Avatar couples

Aang+Katara- their so cute together

Sokka+Yue- I know she's the moon but they'er were perfect together while it lasted

sokka+suki-cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The most hated Avatar couples

Zuko+Katara- fire and water put each other out

Aang+Toph- were-ed that come from

Sokka+toph- dats is jus wrong on many levels

Fav Shugo chara couples

Hitori+Amu

Ikuto+Amu

kukai+Amu

Most hated Naruto characters

sakura- bitch

sasuke-basterd

orichimaru- pedifile triple-double time basterd

kabuto- giant PRICK

Fav song's (yes everything that's in not in bold is a song for those who dont get it)

Beyonce- listen /ring the alarm/ up grade u/ beautiful liar /flaws and all /crazy in love /signs /yes /baby boy /check on it /greenlight /deja vu/ single ladys/ If I were a boy/ Halo/ brokenhearted girl/ Disappear/ Ave Maria/ Radio/ Diva

Taylor- teardrops on my guitar

Kelly- behind these hazel eyes/ breakaway

Ciara-goodies(listen to b4 you gudge)/ like a boy /and I /1,2 step /Go girl /that's right /promise /get up/ so what

Prima j- rockstar/ nadie/ corazo'n/ boom

Chris-kisskss/ wall to wall /with you/ take you down/ gimme that/ goodbye/ yo(excuse me miss/run it /forever

Ashanti- rain on me/ goodgood/ foolish

Mariah- migrate/ ooc/ cruse control/ love story/ shake it off / we belong together/ byebye/ last kiss/ thanks 4 nothin/ cry baby/ like that/ butterfly

Ne-yo - sick/ closer/ do u

Tiffany-promise ring/ im grown

Karina- 16 @ war/ cant find the words

Alica - no one/ like you'll never see me again/ super woman / teenage love affair

Rihanna-umbrella/ shut up and drive/ pon de replay/ dont stop the music/ hate that i love u/ push up on me/ Breakin' dishes/Say it/ Rehab/ Good girl gone bad/ Disturbia

Janet- rock with you/ feed back

Keyshia- i should of cheated/ let it go/ i gotta thang for you/ shoulda let you go/ i remember/ heaven sent

Fantasia- when i you see

Tyra -given me a rush

kanye-good life/ cant tell me nothin/ flashing lights

Vanessa H.- say okay/ baby come back/ If I/

Vannessa C.- a thousand miles/

Cherish-killa/ do it to it/ amnesia/ unappreciated

Destiny's child- lose my breath/ say my name/ soldier/ survivor/ stand up 4 love/ independent women/ bills bills bills/ bug a boo/ cater 2 u

Jasmine Suluven (sp?)- need u /bust the windows out ur car

Shakira-hips dont lie /beautiful liar

Fergie-london bridge /party peolpe /glamorous /big girls dont cry /clumsy /fergalicious

Lil' mama-shawty get loose/ lip gloss/ L.I.F.E/ G-slide(tour bus)

Mario-how do i breathe/ how could u/ crying out 4 me/

T-pain-cant belive it/ chopped and screwed/ bartender/ buy u a drink

lil' wanye-lollipop/ go dj/ got money/milli

ludacris-runaway love/ what them girls like

Avril l.-girl friend/ sk8ter boi/ Innocence/Happy ending

Paula d.- when it was me

Saving Jane- girl next door

Soulja boy- all

Linkin Park- numb/crawling


HEY YOU GUYS DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU A BITCH:

Say "Who you call'en a bitch, bitch, your mama's a bitch for making a bitch, your daddy's a bitch for fucking a bitch, AND ya' grandma's a bitch for letting two bitches together so who's a bitch now bitch.

we luv saying that to bitches.

love us(lol)

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you love nejiten, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love naruhina, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love sasusaku, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love shikatema, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Ino and Shikamaru would never work, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate nejihina, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your family wonders how you can remember the names of Naruto characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Tenten is awesome and deserves more screentime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're actually smart enough to realize that no members of Team 10 can get together because it would ruin the Ino-Shika-Cho, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like shikatema better than shikaino, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of people on-line don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that semicolons are awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.

Damn all racist, it sickens both of us

A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

This girl hated us once because we're mixed, she called us mutts(what a bitch right) Lil calls us white-chocolate!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Forget - Not Mine

Forget his name, forget his face,
Forget his kiss and warm embrace.
Forget the time you spent together.
Forget it all he is gone forever.
Forget the fact that he once cared,
Forget the love that he once shared.
Forget his love that once was true,
Remember now there is someone new.

Forget you cried all night long,
Forget him when they play your song.
Forget how close you once were.
Remember how he chose her.

Forget you memorized the way he walked.
Forget the way that he talked.
Forget the times he made you mad
Remember how he made you feel so sad.

Forget the thrills when he said, "Hi!"
Forget the times he made you cry.
Forget the way he said your name.
Remember now he is not the same.

Forget you saw him yesterday.
Forget his gentle and teasing way.
Forget the things you had planned to do.
Remember now he is not with you.

Forget the times that went so fast.
Forget it all it is in the past.
Forget he said, I'll leave you never.
Remember now he is gone forever.

Forget the past that I once knew.
Forget it all leave it too.
Because he no longer loves me...
….He loves you.….

(awesome huh? i don't own this I'm not sure who owns it, I got it from, bloodlustkunoichi, she rocks)

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profil

Things that can piss you off

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714, cyber-porygon, Program X.A.N.A., Shining Pheonix, xan.tanuki, o.OEvangelineO.o, Bloodlustkunoichi, Lil spring (a.k.a lil and spring)

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.

Pick the one that discribes you(underlines r just underlined cuz they want 2)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich. (I hate shopping for clothes. Only if video games are books are involved!)

I'm an OG so I MUST be mexican.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

You have no clue how horrible it is to have a school full of stereyotypes, its so damn irritating. I mean we're mixed,and we're not fucked up. We're christian and we have a coulpe friends that are homosexual. We're single,but were the hottest damn things in the school and we eat...ALOT(we r NOT fat). We're cheerleaders, dancers, and were skirts and we are not sluts, whores, stupid or stuck up...if u look at the top of our profile u can see i HATE ppl like that)

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Check this out...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

A POEM ON CHILD ABUSE! PLZ PASS IT ON!

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that doesn’t, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you thought that the Eragon Movie really sucked because it was hardly like the book, copy this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

If you think Barney is a overgrown, gay, purple, extinct, baby singer, dinosaur and a crack addict. Copy and past this on your profile

If you think that all children's shows are gay, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you ABSOLUTLEY REFUSE to die by suffocating, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Animal lovers r da best

Were crazy cool n tendy

we love all animals very much

Animals r so friendly!!

Put this in yor profile if ur an animal lover

IF U THINK ANIMAL ABUSE IS WRONG PUT THIS IN UR PROFILE

Try not to cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Try Not to Cry

Sincerely

Why is it, every time I asked,

You'd say no?

Even before I knew?

And every time he asked,

You’d say yes?

Even before he knew?

Why is it you could look me in the eye,

And tell me a lie?

Am I that easy to predict?

Or am I easy to fool?

Do you sincerely love me?

Because I sincerely hate you

The stories I heard,

They were lies to you

Why?

Why did you want to hide it from me?

Hide the truth?

You found yourself running in circles

Lost in your own troubled mind

We tried to help

But you pushed us away

Why?

Why do you shun me?

Don't you sincerely love me?

Or do you sincerely hate me?

Like I do you?

I can't hear it anymore

I won't talk to you,

I don't care

You were never there

It was all just a lie

I never felt secure

I was afraid -

Of you

Afraid you'd break

Yelling at me

Smack me

But you never did

At least not to me

I hid my fear and pain from you

And now I cannot cry

Are you happy now?

Now that you've hurt me?

How can you live with yourself?

Knowing everything I do and more?

I can only carry so much pain

And you seem to carry none at all

How can you know more than me and not cry?

Cry about what you've done?

I've pushed them away

All the memories or you and me

Soon, no memories of us will exist

Because...

I sincerely hate you

(For Moving on)

So what-ciara

They say, he do alittle this, he do alittle that, he always in trouble, and i heard
he nothin but a pimp, hes gotta lotta chicks, hes always in the club, and they say
he think hes slick, hes gotta lotta chips, hes selling them drugs, i heard
hes been locked up, find somebody else, he nothin but a thug,
so what, so what, so what, so what
(VERSE 1)
(and they say)
ima slut...ima hoe...ima freak, i got a different gurl everyday of the week
you too smart, cute leave a dummy to believe that stuff that you heard that they say bout me
they say they done this, they say they done that
but all of its fiction, none of its fact
but you dont be hearin that bout your love
you let it go in one ear and out the other
then he said she said they said i heard, if they fake then he cant let it get on our nerve
she misrable, she just wanted to be
like her misery needs company
so dont listen to that vine of grapes there, nothin but liars hatin to death
they wouldn't mind tradin places, with you by my side in my mercedes
they say, he do alittle this, he do alittle that, he always in trouble, and i heard
he nothin but a pimp, hes gotta lotta chicks, hes always in the club, and they say
he think hes slick, hes gotta lotta chips, he's so messed up, i heard
hes been locked up, find somebody else, he nothin but a thug,
so what, so what, so what, so what
(VERSE 2)
more money more problems, life of a legend
haters throw salt like rice at a wedding
so what thats yo cousin, that dont mean nothin
her like miss and tight of perfection but listen, say you love me, gotta trust me
why you stress this high school mess
break up never they just jealous
jammin for yo mama, been up for your brother
im the author of the book, they can judge by the cover yea i been to jail, yea i grindin for real
a positive talkin negative pimp, they hate to see you doin better then them, so
they say, he do alittle this, he do alittle that, he always in trouble, and i heard
he nothin but a pimp, hes gotta lotta chicks, hes always in the club, and they say
he think hes slick, hes gotta lotta chips, selling them drugs, i heard
hes been locked up, find somebody else, he nothin but a thug,
so what, so what, so what, so what
(BRIDGE)
some people dont like it, cause you hang out in the streets
but your my boyfriend, you've always been here for me
this love is serious, no matter what people think
im gona be here for ya, and i dont care what they say
some people dont like it, cause you hang out in the streets
but your my boyfriend, you've always been here for me
i love the thug in ya, no matter what people think
im gona be here for ya, and i dont care what they say
he do alittle this, he do alittle that, he always in trouble, and i heard
he nothin but a pimp, hes gotta lotta chicks, hes always in the club, and they say
he think hes slick, hes gotta lotta chips, selling them drugs, i heard
hes been locked up, find somebody else, he nothin but a thug,
so what, so what, so what, so what

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS:Would walk right in and say," I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BEST FRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS:Will re-post this shit

(HM...sounds like our 2 best buds Emonnee and Brittany)

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.


N - NEVER GIVING UP

A - AWESOME TECHNIQUES

R - RAMEN 24/7

U - UNDERSTANDING PEOPLES PROBLEMS

T - TRUSTWORHTY FRIEND

O- OVERCOMING ANYTHING

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