Being a mother brings about tear, wear, and rust, and that's a REAL waist.

If you want to be a mother, embrace your dreams.

A mother without honor is a monster.

The kids a bit more important, but just a little.

ROFL BEST CRISIS CORE DIALOGUE OPTIONS!i made up the 1st one btw~:D

Name: no, aqua was never my name n~n but it is close! jsut switch the Q for an R and swith the R and U around ! its pronounced "ow-ra" or like "outta here!" its like that asian R: D slash T sort of R.. so its NOT like the ra in top ramen, and NOT like those mexican R's that you roll or whatever. gahh hahaha.

Place: Snowy San Diego. rofl. i dare you to find the mistake!

Knowledge: uh Middle school, im in seminar classes btw xD

Song?: Fate of the Unknown, its the the song from the KH2:FM+ secret ending/trailer. i can almost play it on the piano! except sometimes my hands are too small to play this one part to fast -_-". I mostly like video game soundtracks, especially from Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts.

Favorite Author/s: Star Tour Travelers XDDDReunion series rocks! go read it! NOWWW! , Lady-of-Laughterfor her SasuSaku awesomeness!, and uhh the person who wrote "Behind the Mask"!his/her AkuRokuness is to be looked up at! xD. i love you all! muah! x lol.

Sometimes i get ideas, and im like DUDE! I MUST MAKE THAT INTO A FIC! but then i get lazy, or like yeah.. if only people could type it for me -_-" lmao. My favorite kind of love stories are the ones where it "builids up" to the couple, or it simply builds up to the climax, jsut like a regular story does.. iuno but it annoys me only some stories, not all where they just go like "yeah Sasuke always secretely loved Sakura but there's no way he would show it, He's an Uchiha for God's sake!" lol. i like how its "built up" like in "Behind the Mask" xD go read it! unless you really hate AkuRoku, but please even if you dont give it a try...

Couples:

Sasuke+Sakura. Sasuke is one hot sexy mother fcker. :) UCHIHA!

Cloud+Tifa. dont you dare EVER say Cloud+Aer.. NO!i will kick your little behind and flame you till you burn to a crisp.i am that fcking serious.

Xion+Riku

Kairi+Rikurarely, but the bitch doesnt give him love in the game, so she better do it in fanfics, ew not literally but uknowhatimean!

Xion+Axel

Xion+Roxas

Namine+Sora

Naruto+Hinata

Temari+Shikamaruwoot!

Ino+Shikamarurarely though..

Aqua+Ven

Terra+Snow White lmaoo xD that is soo gonna be my new crack pairing. i would say terra+maleficent but eww i hate maleficent shes so eww!

Mune+Aqua read Reunion Series, you'll understand.

Zack+Cissnei

Genesis+Minerva

Terra+Minerva+Rikka+Aerith+Vera dude he is such a cetra ladies man! well and rikka.

Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12 fav characters, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this inside your profile!

1. sasuke!!

2. deidara

3. itachi

4. jiriya

5. Temari

6. Gaara, of the FUNK!

7. kakashi!! and sai, --

8. tobi

9. tsunade

10. naruto

11. shikamaru!

12. sakura

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

no o_o

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

dude when he takes off his shirt and shows that scar, before he shows the scar and has the last shirt on the silver metalish thing, he loooks soo damn hot and buff! i know hes like old but ohmahgawd!! hes so smexy! !

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

NO!! Sakura belongs to Sasuke!! and Tobi is minez!

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

nope, well shes in one that im reading, but its a sasusaku fic, lol

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

no! deidara almost killed gaara! how is that a happay couple?

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

haha actually 5/9 makes more sence then 5/10, since like theyre both like iuno relate more?! naruto is too little for her i think >~>

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

noo! if only sasuke was my #2! durn, lol.

kakashi: oh god, sigh goes walks out and keeps on reading comecomeparadise

sai: hello fake smile mind if i join in? i heard the best way to make bonds is too, ect.ect. sakura:hits sai for that

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

"YOU! you're the reason for everything! the reason sasuke isnt happy, the reason he isnt normal, but also the reason hes my friend" i suck at summaries, but it would be naruto confronts him and starts shouting about how he ruined sasuke's life and all that. oh this is part of the summary, since i suck at em..

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

sauske and tobi? uhh i dont think so? oh wait if tobi is madara, then like there both uchihas, but nah nvm lol

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

kakashi/sakura: you told me he'd be okae...

sai/sakura: the day i learned to cry

hah sai's is so cliche, lol, it would be how ends up liking sakura and she says she doesnt think of him like that since she loves sasuke still,

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

what?

13) Does anyone you know, writes, or draw Eleven?

no but my friend has drawn gaara hinata and kakashi, maybe shes drawn him too?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

i know i would, it would be a parody threesome thing, like random, and jiriya's like you can give 4 blowjobs at the same time! haha and temari's like im bored mine if i join in just for the heck of it? xDD

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

BELIEVE IT BABY!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

ow thats hard, i would use chocobo theme since hes so random, but iuno.ha

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: language?,

god i suck -_-" but having sasuke and sakura there is hard to think of anyone else since i like sasusaku pairing fics, iv never really thought of anything with an extra random person in there, lol

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

you know you want my nine tails. if ya want my tails ya gotta bring em out.i have my frogs but i want to see your's too! you know, with your 4 mouthes and my nine tails we can have some heck of a night believe it!

oh god Dx! i suck at pick up lines! hah i hope one of em was at least funny >~O! haha.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

shikamaru: "sigh this is such a drag! i thought they where my enemies! well at least there isnt any women nagging them, sigh maybe i should try that huh? oh wait theres temari wanting a tour, godammit what a drag! sigh"

20) How emo is Seven?

heh

kakashi: iuno, sometimes he seems emo, sometimes not, i just dont know!

sai: hn he doesnt even have emotions! i guess hes super emo, but he is trying to feel and learn emotions so im not sure,

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? sasuke!!, jiriya, tsunade, sand shinobi, akatsuki!, itachi, sai, naruto, kiba?, kakashi, sakura, neji+tentenwhen together, lol, deidara, tobi, obito, orochimarualthough he sorta scares me cuz im scared hes just going to kill everyone, ECT

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SASUSAKU!!

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? ehh i dont think so, like yeah sometimes it does look like sasunaru/sainaru/soranaru/kabuorochi but, idk.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? psh i wish!

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: nothing ;~; i would so buy a headband if i knew where they sold them! ramen!

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? wtheck? hm maybe sasuke xD

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NARUHINAAA! kibahina is sorta weird... and kiba is minez! hes so cute!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUSAKU!!

9. Which team is your favorite? team 7 !

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) i wish it where true ;~;" but its already confirmed that tobi=madara

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? yeah, ever since i saw the flashbacks in the org.naruto where he met jiriya lol

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? itachi/deidara/tobi/kisame?/sasori..?

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? pro! sasuke is everything! its one of the reasons i watch naruto! once he left the village i skipped almost all the fillers! haha

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? not every filler >~O but im not done w/ the shippuuden's either..

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? no ;~~; ima start reading them.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? yeah, well sometimes, most of the time yeah.

17. Sub or dub? dub for the naruto eps, and then sub obviously for the shippuuden ones, its cuz im too lazy to read, haha, but both of em are fine though xD

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? well pro i guess cuz if not how can i pair her up with sasuke?! lol and she isnt useless in shippuuden for once..

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? more funny then annoying but also more cute :3 but sort of all three

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? duh! hes sho cutee! with the little mask! tobi good boy! haha

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? >~O

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? HAKUU!! then Deidara maybe cuz he looks like a girl sometimes, hah when i read the manga i thought he was a she but when i watched the show i was like "wow, hes a guy! his voice is so smexy!!" haha

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Somewhere in both. weird but sweet sometimes, cuz he cares a lot,

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? iuno!

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? yeah!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? no ;~; i get ideas but i get lazy..

27. Do you like lemons? yeah with some foods but theyre too sour alonee! >~

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? haha no

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? YES! clucky VS the log xDD go log! go clucky! ha i still cant decide which one.. log is like sasuke cuz he torments him, but clucky was naruto's character lol.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? no.. -_-" is it funny?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? haha sort of! but then we stopped being friends for other reasons.. i dont know if she still likes naruto, she does i think, but since every1 knows i love it and other ppl do to she wants to act all "cool" and act like she doesnt like it! grr makes me mad! and sick!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? n i havent drawn -_-", when i get bored i talk not draw lol.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this? noo..

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? of course! im on the computer now all the time instead of anything else when im at home watching and reading naruto! lol.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? nawp

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? hah yeah xD

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? i dont know yet, i havent read to that part yet.. but i thought it was madara/tobi

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? no

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? which one? the one where he turns blue and has those arms sticking out of his back? if so, then it sort of creeps me out cuz of the arms...

but if u mean the one where half of his body has those black flame thingies, then yes, he is still damn sexy.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? no ;;

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? yeah! sort of! haha xDD