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my name is MIA SWEET i live in the USA i am thirteen turning 14 in August i love to read manga, and watch anime my favorite shows are (Gotta love em! naruto inyasha SHUGO CHARA Kamachiama karin death note pokemon Touka Gettan my favorite manga so far is bitter vingin kamachiama karin chu black cat vampire knight bleach naruto Gakuen alice after school nightmare kitchen princess till death do us apart a kiss for a prince kitchen princess my fav couples are in naruto tenten and neji naruto and hinata saskue and sakura ( too bad sasuke is more of a loner) termie and shikamaro bleach couples i like are (by the way it seems like ther are not many couples.) Rukia and Ichigo Karin and the little White hair dude my fav couples in shugo chara is miki and yuri amu and ikuto Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a shortcut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.. God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. My fav quotes are It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious. You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best. People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs. A friend would bale you outof jail ,but a best friend would be next to you saying "Wow we fucked up" Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! It's a matter of life after death - now that he's dead, I have a life Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days." YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO(so wrong, yet so funny at the same time) Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil! I don't care about what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it. Define 'normal'. What is this "kindness" you speak of? Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change Sarcasm isn't an attitude; it's an ART. I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit. I'm not insensitive. I just don't care. I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not. As I said before, I never repeat myself. Always remember your unique. Just like everyone else. Damn it!! Shut up and tell me already!! Fate is for those too weak to change their future. I'm not saying I'm weak...nor am I saying I'm strong...What I'm really saying...is that I'll kick your sorry ass!! I have decided to be indecisive Talk to the feet, the hands, ears, and face are now on vacation. The book is called the End of Beginning, but on the back it says its important to start before you begin... But starting Is beginning, and you haveta START reading the book before you begin it ...But the END is the beginning ...Im comfused How does it feel to be the dumbest person alive? Sure I won't tell anyone, only the few million people watching us will know about your greatest secret. My life is seriously fucked up. FEMALE COMEBACKS!! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost Interesting labels... (hijacked from nekosoulreaper. This amused me to no end.) On a Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos! On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swanson frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On Sunsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a child's superman costume: On a Swedish chainsaw: On T-Rat (Military food): The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm get's eaten I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit. I'm not insensitive. I just don't care. I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not. As I said before, I never repeat myself. Always remember your unique. Just like everyone else. Damn it!! Shut up and tell me already!! Fate is for those too weak to change their future. I'm not saying I'm weak...nor am I saying I'm strong...What I'm really saying...is that I'll kick your sorry ass!! I have decided to be indecisive Talk to the feet, the hands, ears, and face are now on vacation. The book is called the End of Beginning, but on the back it says its important to start before you begin... But starting Is beginning, and you haveta START reading the book before you begin it ...But the END is the beginning ...Im comfused How does it feel to be the dumbest person alive? Sure I won't tell anyone, only the few million people watching us will know about your greatest secret. My life is seriously fucked up. I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself. I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I'd take over. Having the love of your life break up with and say "we can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom saying that we could still keep it. Love is the slowest form of suicide. Then why does it feel so damn good? Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. Everyone is entitled to my opinion. Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, and you meant nothing to him. This explains the slinky thing in the flashback down there... Some people are like slinkies... They're not much to look at, but you can't help but smile as they fall down the stairs!! Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he as looking back. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem. here are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.' 'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.' 'Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...' 'Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.' 'You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...' 'When you laugh, I'll laugh. When you cry, I'll cry. When you jump out a window...I'll laugh.' 'A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.' 'I say this because I care for you: GET SOME HELP!' Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes. A conclusion in what you reach when you get tired of thinking. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! Normal people worry me. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Rayne Star, i wish anime guys were real, XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX, ausumist If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile _0_0_ -If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile -I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you're freakin tired of this stupid war and think that we should bring our troops back then copy and paste this on your profile.. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. "Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!" It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth. I met some crazy people. They made me their leader! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primative societies One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine... I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that. "I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself."-Hiei "I’m here cuz Heaven wouldn’t take me, and hell was afraid I’d take over..." When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it. Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls! Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it! You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth. It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty...just drink it and get on with your life. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find a person who's life gave them vodka and throw a party! If your an Akatsuki fan the copy this on your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. (impossible I love chocolate more than anyone ) If you have ever ran into a door (glass or wood), copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done. If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. Select my name and press ALT + F4, and then, after doing that, when you've figured out what ALT + F4 does, glare intently at the computer screen. I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y". If u ever wanted to go up to Gaara from Naruto and scream THE SPIDERS ARE ON ME AND WON'T COME OFF just to see his reaction put this in your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. The BESTEST FRIENDS "TEST FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese,TakutoxMitsuki 4 ever, kaikuro,animefan0000012345,Goth-Vampire Ninja, XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX,ausumist Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. | |||||||||
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