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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Twilight, and Gossip Girl. Updated 31 October, 5:41 PM As you can see I did post the Gossip Girl/Twilight cross-over story no matter the poll. I'm very busy with actual life but I will update soon. There will be probably short updates but I can't do better than that. Name: Call me Diva Age: None of your damn bussiness! Sex: Female About me: I have black hair and black eyes.I have a dog. I love shopping. I'm pale. I love my friends. Country: Romania Birthday Date: 12. Nov. Youtube Account: http://www.youtube.com/lumierediva Hobby's: Writing, reading, surfing the net, hang out with my friends and dream about guys :D Favorite Colors: Black, hot pink, purple and light blue Favorite Artists: Britney Spears Brothers and Sisters: Nope, I'm alone. Favorite(like) anything: Gossip Girl Twilight Britney Spears Her life And a very cute guy from my school -blush blush- Favorite Anime: Naruto Teen Titans Kiddy Grade FMA(Full Metal Alchemist) Shaman King Inuyasha Kaleido Star Paradise Kiss Blue Gender Blood+ Tokio Mew Mew Hell Girl Favourite Pairings: Naruto SasuSaku - The best! CHA!! NaruHina - Naruto really starts observing Hinata in Shippuuden ShikaIno - Don't really care ShikaTema - Great pairing but I like ShikaIno bettter NejiTen - Even through Neji doesn't show feelings to TenTen I like it KakaRin - Cute! KakaSaku - Cute too but Kakashi goes better with Rin NaruSasu - The ONLY yaoi pairing I like Inuyasha InuKago MiruSango And I don't care about other pairings from Inuyasha Kaleido Star YuriLayla KenSora FoolRosetta - I know is a little creepy considering Fool is so small but I like it Pairings I utterly despise: Naruto SasuKarin - Excuse me while I puke SasuIno - Stop kidding around OroSaku - We're you hit by a ball or something? NaruSaku - Sakura belongs to Sasuke as well as Naruto belongs to Hinata NejiHina - Their cousins!! ShikaSaku - They are cute but I like SasuSaku better NejiOthers - Neji and TenTen are meant to be Favorite Character's: Naruto Sakura Temari Shikamaru Sasuke TenTen Kurenai Kakashi Obito Tsunade Kaleido Star Sora Rosetta Yuri Inuyasha Kagome Sango Shaman King Ana Yoh Character's I hate: Naruto Karin Orochimaru Gai Lee Madara Karin Hidan Konan Oh and did I mention KARIN?! Emmett's the strongest. But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous. POP QUIZ! Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? Where are you? Look up. Now look back. What's the last thing you ate? Say "George Bush". You now have a million dollars. What are you eating/drinking right now? What are you writing RIGHT NOW? Find a globe. Spin it. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18. What can you hear right now? Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Does talking to your dog count as? Turn on the T.V. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. A Twilight Survey Which book in the series is your favorite? Umm, I think Breaking Dawn but if S. Meyer publishes Midnight Sun then that would be it. How long did it take you to read the books? Twilight took me one and a half day, New Moon took me one day and about 8 hours. Eclipse took me two days and Breaking Dawn took me three days and a half. Who introduced you to the books? The movie lol Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? Had to buy them. I hate to borrow them to or from someone. I like when things are MINE. Who is your favorite character? Well Edward, Carlisle and Bella. I can't decide and I don't like them because their the main characters or because they look hot or anything. Who's your favorite vampire? It's a tie between Edward and Carlisle Who is your favorite werewolf? Idk, I don't really like them. Probably Jacob but I kinda hate him cuz he's bitching all out when he finds out Bella i pregnant and acts like the fuckin' king even after Edward is all nice to him. What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? Bella: No Emmet I punched a werewolf in the face What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? Umm I think the one in Voltera after Bella saves him from being exposed in the sun or The moment at the end of Breaking Dawn when she shows Edard her thoughts. What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? I hate Bella/Jacob. How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? When Bella wakes up after the transformation and when she jumps out the window she throws her shoes back in the house and hears Alice yelling how her taste in clothing hasen't changed. What was your favorite adventure/battle? I think the battle in Breaking Dawn which is more of a talk. And the killing of Irina of course. Even thought Marcus was being a stuck up asshole for doing that. Which book cover was your favorite? Even thought I love Breaking Dawn the most I would have to say Eclipse. Are these books among your favorite books of all? Yup. This or That? Twilight or New Moon? Twilight New Moon or Eclipse? I think Eclipse because I cried when Edard left even thought I new before I started the book that he will. Eclipse or Twilight? Both Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Edward duh. But if it's a crossover between Twilight and Gossip Girl I'm sure Bella will be fine with Jacob as long as Edard ends up with Blair. Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Do I have to pick?! Bella or Jacob? Bella, duh! Bella or Alice? Both are great Alice or Jacob? Alice Rosalie or Alice? Depends, but usually both Jasper or Alice? Both? Jasper or Edward? Edward Carlisle or Esme? I sure as hell could not sex up Esme if I had the chance. Emmett or Jasper? Both damn it! Emmett or Jacob? Emmett Bella or Rosalie? Both!! Esme or Charlie? Both, while he's kinda sarcastic she's lovely. Charlie or Carlisle? BOTH!! Charlie or Billy? Charlie Jacob or Sam? Jacob, cuz he didn't want to attack Bella. Sam or Quil? Quil Quil or Embry? IDK! Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria. She put up a way longer fight. Werewolves or Vampires? VAMPIRES DUH! Quiz If a hobo stole your wallet what would you do? Punch him where the sun don't shine. If you met Sasuke what would you do? Faint If you could marry any Naruto character who would it be? SASUKE! If you were a Naruto character which village would you live in? Hidden leaf Are you a fangirl? Yes Who do you wish to die a horrible painful death? Karin,Karin,Karin, Karin What's your absolute favorite couple? SASUSAKU! Shikamaru or Kiba? Shikamaru Ino or Temari? Ino, she's Sakura's best friend Chouji or Lee? Chouji. I don't want to hear youthfull crap all day Do you like yaoi? Kinda, it's kinky What makes you happy? Chocolate and very nakes Edward and Jasper. How old are you? Guess What's the nicest thing you've said all week? Idk. Who did you say that to? Umm.. idk? Which story did you write that you are proudest of? Please, all my stories suck balls. What's your goal in fanfiction.net? Idk Are you a kind person? Depends If you were a cookie what kind would you be? A very delicious one. Number your 12 fave Naruto characters Girls.. Boys.. 1.Sakura 1.Sasuke 2.Ino 2.Naruto 3.Hinata 3.Kakashi 4.Tsunade 4.Orochimaru 5.Unknown 5.Unknown 6. Unknown 6. Unknown Favorite Quotes: "Sorry I'am late,got lost on the road of life" "Life is like a bowl full of cherries" " O your have grown up to a young lady " " Love me , Hate me but don't date me " " I don't suffer from insanity , I enjoy every minute of it " " Roses are red , Violets are blue , I thought I was ugly until I saw you " "Tobi's a good boy" "Life's a bitch, because if it was a slut it would be easy." "One day, I shall take over the world and buy all the cookies I want." "You truly out gayed yourself." "Sometimes letting go doesn't mean your weak, it mean your strong enough to let go." " Roses are red , Voilets are blue , God made me hot , What the hell happened to you ?" I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !) When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. He would make a lovely corpse. All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. "Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." "Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off." "When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." Money doesn't make you happy. I now have 50 million but I was just as happy when I had 48 million. Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side. "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost? Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985) If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh. When life gives me lemons I throw them back and demand Edward. Real men...sparkle. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. I will temporarily rule the world, forever. You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon Don't look at me with that tone of voice! Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver "PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a a bitch" "Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass" "MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!" " 'I love you' is eight letters. And so is 'bullshit' " "When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find out they are not it." The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them. I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on. Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy. “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” (Fred Allen) “I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. “ (Woody Allen) “A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. “ (Steven Wright) “If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? “ (Lily Tomlin) “I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. “ “I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead. “ “Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food. “ “We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect. “ (Alanis Morissette) “Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. “ (P. J. O’Rourke) “Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you. “ (Satchel Paige) “Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.” (Laurence J. Peter) “We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. “ (George Bernard Shaw) “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. “ (Lily Tomlin) “If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? “ (Lily Tomlin) “You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. “ (Harry S. Truman) “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. “ (Mark Twain) ,Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” “Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.” “You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.” “This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.” “Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.” “Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year” “A line is a dot that went for a walk. ” “If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.” I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true. Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. "I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay." GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A BLONDE. "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON" None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all Anger is one letter short of danger. If you die, I'll kill you!" They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?. "I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." –Anonymous "When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown "I'll kill you until you die!!" "They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush" "The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus" "Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass" I love him, O yes I do, "God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls could flirt!" Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved Dain bramaged Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Life was so simple when boys had cooties! Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goo -On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". -On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought "Friends are like butt cheeks, shit may come between them, but they always stick together." ~ Anonymous "I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it." ~ Anonymous "Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life." ~ Anonymous Tell the truth and run. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else" "Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real." When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Ever had writers block when talking? Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.' Men are like bank accounts.Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Funny sayings, Funny Words of Wisdom 1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either. 2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 3. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. 4. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. 5. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. 6. Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it. 7. Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue. 8. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. 9. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. 10. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" 11. My Reality Check bounced. 12. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. 13. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. 14. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. 15. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. 16. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. 17. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level. 18. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? 19. If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you. 20. If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good 21. The family that sticks together should bathe more often. 22. The fridge light DOES go out. Now let me out of here!! 23. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 24. I intend to live forever - so far, so good. 25. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 26. Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head This is a true story: Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad (add this to your profile if your against child abuse) Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Twilight OathI promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle When ever I am in the Emergency Room And I promise to remember Emmett Every time there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful curly hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my emotions are unfurled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know Karin (FROM NARUTO) is A Bitch: Hey SASUSAKU fans~! Karin is a slutty witch, Sasuke’s such an ass, Karin is such a bitch and I wanna scratch her eyes out! Saku’s dreamed about him, But Karin is a slut, EWW! Like I said…it’s freaky… Karin's a slutty witch, Sasuke’s a huge retard, When I see him, I will knee him. MWHAHAHA~! HEY~! Look over there! Hey Karin, over here! -initiate blood scene with her screaming- YOU HOOKER! YOU SLUT! I HATE YOU!! DIE! SCRATCH HER EYES OUT! GO TO HELL! MWAHAHAHA! HOLD HER DOWN! Let’s get outta here! -SasuSaku fans run off and give middle finger- Meanwhile… xDD~! If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile(If pigs could fly she would be flying too) If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Friends or best friends FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN we really messed up!" FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this craaaaaap ~Naruto Birthdays~ January February March April May June July August September October November December | |||||||||||
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