THE SUGAR CUBE CHRONICALS

The sugar cubes... they tell me things... scary things...

If you believe in talking sugar cubes, know this, my dear. Your not alone. We all learn to ignore the sugar cubes by our 9th year on our plane of existance... but I'm different... LONG LIVE KING SUGAR CUBE! He helps us keep away from the glue factories and him and his people bring joy to our sugar-less lives... our dull, sugarless lives... I pity those who don't believe... BELIEVE IN THE SUGAR! BELIEVE IN IT!

Now for a few verses of my new hit album...

Sugar Cubes,
all alone in the moonlight
feeding us to our delight
Sugar Cubes!

All hail our King,
Suggy the Third
for he's big and lumpy and looks like-
SPASM!

The sugar cubes watch you when you sleep... So remember, sleep with garlic, a cross, and a rifle under your pillow at ALL times.

I don't know how I come up with this stuff at 1 in the morning... damn... their coming over here, QUICK! HIDE YOUR SUGARLESS FACES!

Its 2 in the morning now... did you know that Hermione Granger's birthday is on the same day as the sugar-cubians' independence day from the evil we call MUNCHKINS on the Battle of Hallo's Eve!

Date of Birth:
27th August 1997 (12 years young) -- If you don't believe me, I'm sorry, but all I can say is I'm a 12 year old 7th grader! (9th year, I beleive it is, for you UKians)

If you wanna know why my profile is so freakin' long... Its because I have a crap-load of those lists on here... Oh! And as you might be able to tell... I'm a Harmony shipper all the way.

http://www.personalitylab.org/tests/ccq_hogwarts.htm

Gryffindor -- 100 Gryffindor

Ravenclaw -- 94 Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff -- 91 Ravenclaw

Slytherin -- 42 Slytherin

For my YouTube page -- http://www.youtube.com/user/EdelwiessPotter#p/a/f/1/AU6PL0LH4_Y

Feel free to listen to my playlist on http://www.playlist.com/HHRrocksMYsox

I'm EdelwiessPotter on http://fanfiction.portkey.org/fanfiction.

H/Hr: Love. Pure and simple.

Harmony: Brown Haired Green eyed SQUISHY BABIES.

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "- Bill Gates

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that ROCKS, put this in your profile.

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Scarclaw, Stardust, Madam RedRose25, Gandalf_the_Grey~Edelwiess

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem (no pun intended)

The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick

I do what cheerios tell me

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro

Directions to Llama-land:

Left at the rainbow, Right at the unicorn. And if you've passed the penguin, you've gone too far. (But I’ve reached the dragon, who is currently breathing fire onto me. Help.)

some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs

Girls ...
...are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my dear children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE.

4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

11.) “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

12.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown

13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

41.) So, you're a cannibal.

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke

55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR!

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

Excuse me...have you seen my sanity? ...I think I lost it.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Silence is golden but ductape is silver. - unknown

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY! - unknown

SOMEWHERREEEE OVER THE RAINBOWWWWW WAY UP HIIIIIIGHHHH SKIES ARE BLUEEEEE OVER THE RAINBOWWWW...some other words idk...BUCKETS

"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry @#&!!

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my best friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - BLEEP - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) The italisized ones are mine! START FROM THE BOTTOM!! I'M A DUMBASS AND STARTED FROM THERE, SO YOU MIGHT NOT GET FUTURE COMMENTS UNLESS YOU START THERE!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Well if I am a bitch, then I'll be so happy when it makes you GO AWAY!)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (What. The. Fuck. I am just open to other beliefs!!)

I don't concern myself with/don't agree with the government, so I MUST be a hippie.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (JERRY! JERRY!)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (Who doesn't like a good pint once and a while... well... I'm too young... :()
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Racist fat heads.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. (WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! IF THESE MOTHERS CAN HANDLE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF MOTHERHOOD, THEN LEAVE THEM FUCKING ALONE! THEY DON'T DESERVE THE CRAP YOU STUPID FUCK-TARDS GIVE THEM! ITS BETTER THAN KILLING THE BABY OR GIVING THE POOR THING AWAY TO AN ORPHANAGE, NEVER KNOWING WHETHER OR NOT THEIR MOM EVEN LOVED THEM!)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (?)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! (YUM!)
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Are you saying you have straight A's?)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (Hey, I was thinking about doing that this summer...)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I. DON'T. LIKE. ATTENTION.)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Again with accusing me of being a lesbian! Nothing wrong with being one its just I'm not!)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (First you call me a lesbian for hanging out with guys, now your calling me a hoe?!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I don't give a shit about what I look like... as long as its clean... I don't want to smell...)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (We all know sissors beats paper, Hitler, so we don't need to hail your 'almighty' hand. ~flashes a forward peace sign~)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (I know, right??)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. (I wish I looked good...)
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. (Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...)
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. (LLAMAS! I WANNA BE PERUVIAN!)
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (?)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (OOO! Fried chicken!)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I like being chubby, thank you very much! I JIGGLE!!)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I have to admit, its true for me.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (NOO!! I'm a band-geek. The dorks are the ones who are of the orchestra!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (Is there a problem with that?!)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (But fences are made to be jumped over!)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (Whats wrong with watermelon?)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (Really, I'm generally gentle...)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(Well I kinda am) (You people are my only friends)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.(I wish)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.(Snape!)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (JUST BECAUSE I CARE, DOESN'T MEAN I'M A BITCH!!)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (X-Men FTW!)(Back of the comics Biotches!)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.(I want to ride the horse pa!! If only I knew what a horse is)
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.(If only I could draw)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (What if I am? I could kcik your ass at checkers!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I'm proud to say I'm not obese... yet...)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (Where do pregnacnies come from?)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Only a select few... The ones who piss me off)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (So sorta true)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (only half)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!(If only)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.(I think it's everyones fault, lets all hate each other equally)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE( I don't know who they are!)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (If you say it, it don't make it true)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy(I happen to have a hippy friend)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (only with small stuff...)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (You say it like a bad thing.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.(These people aren't exactly the friggin smartest!)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (I try not to label others, so please try not to label me)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (I have my moments)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard. (So? Not like I correct 'em all)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.(I wish)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (who doesn't?)
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist (It's not arsen if you never burn anything down!)

VIRGO - The Perfectionist ~ Dominant ~ (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
In relationships, very conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes
noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

If you would stand up for your favourite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Amethystaquamarine34azure, Nightcrawler's Shadow Liv Hudson, X-Fan2525 (Kurtty shall rule all! Die Lancitty, may you burn in the depths of hell!), Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess (HARMONY FOREVER!)