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THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Itachi, Sasori, Gaara and Deidara. I seem to have a thing for mature/emo/bad boys.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

SasuSaku - mainly due to a lot of amazing fanfics, fanvideos and fanarts I've seen of them.

ShikaTema - it's fun watching them bicker. XD Plus, I really think they're gonna end up together.

I also like NaruHina, Pein/Konan, NejiTen, and any OC couples - at least the ones that pair a guy up with an OC.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan?

Hell no.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Nope. I don't have the guts for cosplay. XD

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Many pictures of various characters (does that count? XD), the first Naruto Anime Profiles book (the one that covers Episodes 1-37), a Gaara keychain (domo arigato, Anne. :D), an Itachi keychain, a montage of Itachi stickers, and three posters. That's all for now.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Er... no.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

KibaHina is okay, but I like NaruHina way better.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuSaku, duh.

9. Which team is your favorite?

Team 7, Team 8, and the Sand Siblings. That's if Akatsuki pairs don't count. If they do, I like Itachi and Kisame, Sasori and Deidara and Pein and Konan (plus the other 3 teams I mentioned).

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Hell no.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

That's not a theory; that's a fact. And yes, I do. XD

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Itachi all the way!! Sasori's second, Deidara's third.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

... I'm walking the fine line between pro-Sasuke and anti-Sasuke. :)) But I do think he needs to get some sense knocked into that skull of his.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Nope. I only watch the ones that catch my interest. XD

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Nope, unfortunately.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Huh? XD

17. Sub or dub?

Don't really care, as long as I can watch.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

A-n-t-i.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Neither. He is evil.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Yes. And I absolutely detest him.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Ugly nerd. Sorry, Gai fans.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

I'm gonna have to go for two: Haku and Naruto --> (ehem, Sexy Jutsu.)

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Er... I'd have to say weird. Sorry, Lee fans.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Man, that's tough; there are way, way too many. I guess I'll go with Naruto being all cold and uncaring, like Sasuke. -le shudder-

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Duh! =))

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Obviously. =))

27. Do you like lemons?

Nope.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Nope.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Nope.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Nope.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Nope. I'm the one who got hooked on Naruto because of my friend. XD

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Dude, I can't draw.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

I repeat: I. Can't. Draw.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

School life? Yeah! Grades? No, thank heaven.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Nope! :D

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

WTH?! No! I do not read porn!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Hell no.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

I re-repeat: I. Can't. Draw.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

No.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yep; so far, I have 5, but I plan to make many more OC fics.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Hmmm... yes. And I don't mind in the least.

Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12 fav characters, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this inside your profile!

1. Itachi Uchiha

2. Akasuna no Sasori

3. Sabaku no Gaara

4. Deidara

5. Kakashi Hatake

6. Kiba Inuzuka

7. Sasuke Uchiha

8. Temari

9. Shikamaru Nara

10. Naruto Uzumaki

11. Minato Namikaze

12. Suigetsu

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Kiba/Minato? No way! Who'd pair them up anyway?!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Deidara? ... I'd give him a 7/10.

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Suigetsu getting Temari pregnant? O.O HELL NO!!

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Shikamaru? Yup.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Sasori and Kiba?! HELL NO!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Kakashi/Shikamaru or Kakashi/Naruto? Neither!! Shikamaru and Temari belong together! And so do Naruto and Hinata!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sasuke walking in on Sasori and Suigetsu? O_O He'd have a "WTH." look on his face and get the hell outta there.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic.

Gaara/Naruto? If I did write one of those, it would be a Friendship or Humor fic, and nothing more. But anyway...

"Naruto decides to play matchmaker for his best friend Gaara - and surprisingly enough, it wasn't as bad as Gaara thought it would be. Gaara/OC, Gaara/Naruto friendship." =))

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Itachi/Temari? O.O Well, I've seen (not read, seen) a few fics with that pairing...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Sasuke and Suigetsu? "A Man-to-Man Talk"? Sorry, couldn't think of anything else.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Gaara? Yep.

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

Minato? ... I don't think so.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Sasori/Deidara/Kakashi? No. Way. Well, maybe some of them would, if you took Kakashi out of there.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Naruto? That's easy. "I'M GONNA BE HOKAGE ONE DAY, DATTEBAYO!" Or... "RAMEN!!" XD

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

A songfic about Temari? I already did; it was a Shikamaru/Temari songfic, and I chose "My Life Would Suck Without You" by Kelly Clarkson.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Itachi/Kiba/Suigetsu? O_O

Warning: yaoi and a ridiculously sucky love triangle.

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Naruto and Sasori?! WTBH?! No comment!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Minato describing Sasori and Temari's relationship?

"The story of Akasuna no Sasori and Sabaku no Temari is not a love story. It's a hate story."

20) How emo is Seven?

Sasuke is in the Emo Hall of Fame.

Anime/Cartoon Characters Quiz

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.

1. Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)

2. Kaoru Hitachiin (Ouran High School Host Club)

3. Akasuna no Sasori (Naruto)

4. Yashamaru (Basilisk)

5. Kyoya Ootori (Ouran High School Host Club)

6. Chikuma Koshirou (Basilisk)

7. Tamaki Suoh (Ouran High School Host Club)

8. Sabaku no Gaara (Naruto)

9. Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka (Ouran High School Host Club)

10. Hikaru Hitachiin (Ouran High School Host Club)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Eh...? What's up, Itachi...?

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Kaoru? Yes, yes, yes!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Sasori?! Out, you pervert! OUT, I SAY!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Yashamaru and Mori? Hell no.

5 cooked you dinner?

Kyoya? Er... how nice of him. Wait, scratch that. There must be some benefit in it for him.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Koshirou? ... If he were shirtless, then I'd be blushing like mad.

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I'm related to Tamaki? Nice.

8 got into the hospital somehow?

I'd visit him, of course.

9 made fun of your friends?

You are going down, man.

10 ignored you all the time?

Hikaru? ... What'd I do?

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Itachi probably wouldn't care.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Kaoru? ... Bring me to the hopsital, duh.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Sasori would give me a book. Or a notebook. Or maybe a puppet of me.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Yashamaru... would use his wires to get me out.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

Kyoya would tell me to take it in stride, 'cause people are gonna forget about it the next day.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

I'm gonna marry Hikaru? O_O Koshirou would show up at the wedding, I guess.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Tamaki would be all suave and gentlemanly, and probably tell me to forget about whoever dumped me, because it'd be his loss, not mine.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Gaara... would tell me that whoever made me mad isn't worth it.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Mori would be in the audience.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Hikaru would look at me like I was insane and ask, "What the hell is so funny?"

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Itachi is hot. 'Nuff said.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Kaoru loves Mori? O_O I'd faint.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Me dating Sasori? Maybe... as long as they don't know he's in Akatsuki. :))

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Yashamaru loves Mori too? It's so wrong.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Kyoya and Koshirou? No. Way. They're not even from the same anime/manga, people.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Koshirou, a player? -sweatdrop- I think not. Anyway, I'd have someone help me take an embarrassing picture of him and blackmail him with it.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Does this haircut make me look good?

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

That's not true, you're a great catch.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

~R.I.P Uchiha Itachi~
You will always live within our hearts.
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list if Itachi's death affected you greatly: Sarah1281, chaosdaydreamer.
Show the world how much you care.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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