"WELCOM AL FOKS - WE SPIK INGLISH"

A (VERY BIG) UPDATE: Okie dokie: I'm still writing insanely, but on multiple things and my Death Note project is a complete mess of multiple ideas compulsively written on my computer. The chances are it won't get done.

So sorry, folks.

A teensy weensy update: I am now called Unicorn Princess just for the hell of it.

A NOT SO teensy weensy update: I am not a Beta any more, because I'm certainly not good enough to be one :/

ZOMG MOAR FREAKIN UPDATES? WE DUNNO HU U EVEN R!: I am H-G-Blob on Deviantart, now. I'm mostly useless on there - my entire purpose seems to be to go round favouriting stuff. Lulz. Oh, and that 'Obsessive, Compulsive & Disorderly' icon is MINE, ya here? I had the idea, I made the icon, so THERRRE!

Oh, and for those who don't know (which is probably 99.99999 percent of you), here's who I am:

Howdy, folks.

I am a female human, 16, I live in the UK and my name is Alice.

I have written Spongebob, Red Dwarf and Futurama fan fiction, and I may write Fairly Odd Parents, Danny Phantom and sims fics too. My attempts at writing Harry Potter fanfiction failed.

I discovered fan fiction from the book: Dave Gorman's googlewhack adventure. The idea sat around in my mind for a while, gathering dust, until a lightbulb switched on in my head. I saw the idea, sweeped the dust away, and here I am now writing. I always liked making up stories as a kid (I had, and still have, a very active imagination), including those based on tv characters. I decided to put my fan fiction up on my site, but now I have found this site and it's great! _

My life here has been kinda odd: I wrote my Spongebob sometime last year, did a little roleplaying, then forgot about everything and wasn't on the site for ages. But now I'm back again! And loving it, of course!

Note: In my Spongebob stories I wrote in script form: I know it is technically not allowed, but I have had such great reviews from other places, that I thought it would be a great idea to share those stories here, and I do think they sound better in script form. If it is a problem, I will try to change my stories to 'normal' form, although I do not believe they will sound as good. I can write good descriptions and have done. So there.

I just don't have the mind for settling down to write something. So I might take a while to finish my longer fics. It is kinda my ambition to write and publish a novel, but I dunno...

What's your element?

FIRE:
x You have a short temper
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 1

WATER:
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
x You think before you act. (sometimes)
You are good at breaking up fights.
x You are a great swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
x You are very generous.
Total: 3

EARTH:
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
x You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild
x You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 2

AIR:
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
x You are independent.
x You are quite intelligent.
x You tend to be impatient.
x You are easily distracted.
x You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
x You wish you could fly.
Total: 6

DARKNESS:
x You spend most of your time alone.
x You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
x Black is your favorite color
You prefer the villains over the heroes
You don't talk much.
You are an atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 2

LIGHT:
x You are very polite.
x You are spiritual.
x When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
x You believe everything you see or hear. (Pretty much. I instinctively believe people, and then think afterwards that they were probably lying. It just seems to be in my nature to be trusting, despite my nurture - take THAT, behaviourism!)
You are afraid of the dark.
x You hate violence.
x You hope for world peace.
Everyone loves to be around you.
x You always follow the rules.
x You laugh/smile a lot
Total: 8

Light and dark aren't part of the four elements, but what the hell.

Light/air.

That's about it for now. Bye, folks!