November 17, 2009: Effective immediately; I will be mostly inactive. There will be no updates, I doubt I'll even post anything (with an exception of a birthday fic). I apologize to anyone who is anticipating my stories. I'll have updates for all of my in-progress stories after New Years. I hope everyone has pleasant holidays. Stay safe.
Love you,
Diane

D E F I N E - M E?

P R I N C E S S
Yes, I'm that fucking cocky!

So hey, I'm Diane, more commonly referred to as PrincessJaded.
I'm probably best known for writing/reviewing/fav'ing stories based on Michi (MimixTaichi).
A good majority of my fics are centered around Tachikawa Mimi, my favorite anime character ever.

Quote that makes the most sense in regards to my writing:
"Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing." - Randy K. Milholland

Fact of Life:
"You've got to be original, because if you're like someone else, what do they need you for?" - Bernadette Peters

My Goonies/Besties
"Goonies never say die!" - Mikey, The Goonies
Potgenie SugarSpiral Sincere Friendship Hayleywilliams
pranksta-4-lyf ThatsWhatSheSaid07 Light-of-Hope-07 Cara Miro
Jaeda star Aster Selene LoneWolfVampire13
Hood Star my-little starr MimixIshidax
Onii-chan, BenignUser, and Otouto, ARCtheElite.

I call it Junk, You can call it Information:

My Favorite Couple/Pairing/Ship: MICHI! I'm a huge MICHI fan. I just love both of their personalities (which is why they're my favorite guy and girl characters from Digimon). Taichi's crazy and a mess, but a damn good person, funny too. I need humor in a man! Mimi is adorable. She's sensitive and a bit full of herself but she's caring.

My Couples System -
LOVE: Michi
Like A LOT: Mimato, Sorato, Takari, Kenkari
Neither Love nor Hate: Kenyako, Yamkari, Taito, Taiora, Daikari, Kouyako, Takimi, Sokeru, Daimi, Koukari.
NO! NO! NO!: Jyoumi, Koumi, Daiyako, MimixMichael, Taiyako, Yamyako

I'VE BEEN CONVERTED! I used to be one of those "screw the ending to 02, Sora should have been with Tai. I prefer Meems with Matt" people. But I swear, I'm starting to LOVE Sorato. This can be blamed on ThatsWhatSheSaid07/Blondie121147. Her stories are ter-freakin-rific!

Mini-Rant: I hate fics where Mimi is outrageously stupid and has the mentality of a toothpick! I will never write a fic that contains Koumi or Jyoumi throughout the entire story and I doubt I'll be able to stomach a story based on these pairings. I prefer Taichi, Yamato, Takeru and Ken to all of the other male characters. I love Jun Motomiya, you'll see her quite frequently in my works (as a friend, not a stalker-betty). I like to make Kou/Izzy a ladies' man, he's a PIMP in my book! I have a tendency to go OOC with the characters... if you don't like it... I really don't care. I write and update when I feel like it. I mix the dub and the Japanese names together (quite frequently), don't complain about it, I won't change my ways. I live in AMERICA, not Japan, so references such as music, food, tv shows, etc. will be from the AMERICAN perspective. Please do not abuse the ANONYMOUS REVIEW by asking me a million questions and telling me about things that do not pertain to the story even AFTER you've reviewed. I'm not a fan of eleven to fourteen-year-old "writers." Yes, I was that age ONCE, and I'm not anymore! So as you are entitled to post things that you really shouldn't, I'm entitled to not like it! Though I will admit, there are some exceptions to that.

Flaming: Flames happen. Sometimes you actually get some valuable advice, take it! DO NOT send me PM's complaining about people flaming you. One, it's really not my problem and there's nothing I can do about it, and two, it's a part of posting your stories. Just report it and ignore it - oh, and if it's left via anon, then delete it and move on!

IN-PROGRESS STORIES:

Title: The Taming of Sora
Summary: AU. It was a common known fact that the Tachikawa girls weren't allowed to date. So two girls, the school outcast, the new guy, one over-protective father, and the worst dating rule ever created, that spells T-R-O-U-B-L-E. Taiora/Mimato/Takari
Status: 09/18/09 - Chapter 9: Liar, Liar, Joe's on Fire posted. FINALLY UPDATED!
Random Author's Note: It's a little childish and stupid, but then again, so is high school.

Title: Lockdown
Summary: "Attention students. This is your new principle speaking. I am pleased to bring you the last day of your lives. Oh but don't worry... you'll have one last moment to say goodbye. Have a nice day." AU.
Beta'd: SugarSpiral (1), PY687 (2), BenignUser (5), Potgenie (8), and ARCtheElite (9-10).
Status: 07/07/09 - Chapter 10: Blood in the Water posted.
Random Author's Note: My teen angst bullshit now has a body count.

Title: In Search of the Two L's
Summary: Five years isn't very long. But when secrets and lies play a part... bonds are tested and friends find that bad habits never die. Sequel to Hot Girls and Fast Cars. Mostly AU.
Beta'd: PY687 and Potgenie
Status: 10/21/09 - Chapter 7: Staple-Gunned posted. (Yes, after two months!)
Random Author's Note: It's the way they do things that makes them different.

Title: The Return: A Rewrite
Summary: The Nefarious have corrupted the Digital World, bringing destruction and terror upon the beings that inhabit the once flourishing land. Their reign however is about to end when the reason for their hate returns.
Beta'd: ARCtheElite and BenignUser
Status: 07/01/09 - Chapter 1: Days Gone By posted.
Random Author's Note: Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torment of man.

Title: My Dreams of Yesterday
Summary: AU. It fell through my fingers, like grains of sand. I lost my life and come hell or high water, I'll get it back.
Beta'd: Potgenie
Status: 10/09 - Chapter 3 posted.
Random Author's Note: Vengeance is a dish best eaten cold.

Title: Intimate Note
Summary: It wasn't that they didn't get along, they did. They just did it in an awkward way. Their leader didn't notice until it became painfully obvious that they needed help. So now they were going to get it - in an unexpected way. 01-centric, IU/AUish. SugarSpiral's bday fic!
Status: 09/16/09 - Prologue posted.
Random Author's Note: "Prized Possesion : 1:Me. 2:Me. 3:Me as well. 4:Hehe." - Kim Heechul ;)

Title: Under My Skin
Summary: She didn't want to be the girl who catered to the needs and wants of others, she wanted to be free. But before she knew it, she found herself inexplicably and audaciously attracted to the one person she should have stayed away from. AU. Mimato.
Status: 09/22/09 - Chapter 1 posted.
Random Author's Note: Lust's passion will be served; it demands, it miliates, it tyrannizes.

COMPLETED STORIES:

2 In the Morning - It's two in the morning, do you wanna fight, or say goodnight? If you tell me you want it, this could be over. A MICHI one-shot. My first, so be gentle. AU. 12/09/08 - 12/09/08

The Return - Seven years have passed since the defeat of Apocalymon. Five of the original Digidestined are reigning over the Digital World. The other three have been missing for years and the biggest war the DigiWorld has ever seen is about to take place. Taiora/Mimato/Takari. 10/06/08 - 12/24/08

Big Girl Now - This is a Mimato LEMON, plain and simple. My first so be gentle. They meet at a club, have some fun, and then we find out it was more than that. Dedicated to the lovely Minamoto Kyari aka Sincere Friendship. Beta read by Sincere Friendship. 01/18/09

Digital Academy of Destiny - AU. The Digidestined attend an Academy for gifted children. They are going to use their powers, deal with teenage drama, and maybe save the world. Dedicated to SugarSpiral. Michi/Sorato/Takari/Jyoun(JoexJun)/Izzy/OC. Beta read by SugarSpiral and Aster Selene (both for last chapters). 07/09/08 - 03/05/09

A Dose of Digitale Fairytales - They were having a girls night doing the usual discussing boys. When the topic of fairytales comes up, fairytales may seem a little too much like reality. Set after 02. Dedicated to Aster Selene. Michi/Sorato/Takari/Kenyako. 10/19/08 - 03/23/09

Hot Girls and Fast Cars - It's Senior Year and people are going to hook up, break up, make up, drink up, suck up, mess up, and well try to survive this final year of their high school lives. Mostly AUish. Features 01 Digidestined. Michi/Sorato/Jyoun(JoexJun)/IzzyxOC/Takari. Minor Dedication to ThatsWhatSheSaid07. Beta read by PY687. 10/21/08 - 04/14/09

Last Kiss - Oh where, oh where can my baby be? The Lord took her away from me. She's gone to heaven, soI got to be good. So I can see my baby when I leave this world. AU. One-shot. Michi. Beta read by BenignUser. 04/21/09

Smile - And even if he started out crabby and down because he lost one game… that doesn’t mean he’s lost it all. I’m still here. One-shot. Dedicated to my Onii-chan! :D Beta read by Potgenie. 05/24/09

When the Director Yells Cut - Meet Tai, Matt, Mimi, Sora, Izzy, and Joe – the six young stars of a popular television series about… themselves? Birthday Fic for Potgenie. 06/17/09

Bye-Bye, Baby - AU. It wasn’t his fault, but he’d do anything to make it untrue. All she had ever wanted was to become a mother. She desperately craved a beautiful creation that was a part of her, a piece of her very soul, a child. Yet she already had her missing piece. 06/30/09

What a Kiss Means - Kisses can mean a variety of things - I love you, I want you, I need you - but the places they are left also mean a great deal. Find out the meanings of eight kisses. Multi-pairings. AU drabble/one-shots. Takari, Kenyako, Sorato, Mimato, Daikari, Taiora, Koumi, and Michi. Beta'd by Potgenie! 07/09/09 - 07/23/09

What's in a Name? - Challenge fic from BenignUser. She cursed her raging hormones. She was worse than a guy. A guy who was thinking of the wrong girl. 07/22/09 - 07/25/09

Lie - Today is the happiest day of your life. Today you let go of what you truly love the most. Smile, you are marrying the most beautiful girl you’ve ever laid eyes on, shouldn’t you be happy? Drabbly-one-shot/AU. Daikari/Daiken. Birthday fic for CatchingRain. 10/02/09

"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave." - Jareth, The Labrynth