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Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, X-Files, Ally's World, and Twilight. Hello, IT have you tried turning it on and off again? Well have you tried shoving it up your arse? Oh...I just realised that was my Mum. I'm TheRugMaster. I'm seventeen, british, a closet writer and dork. Also I suffer from the unfortuante condiation of quoteitis...I just can't help it... and for your delight I have included my favourite quotes of all time. Well, while I'm writing this anyway. Cuttlefish! Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish. Favourite shows: Friends, X Files, The simpsons, Futurama, Doctor Who and the IT crowd. Did you just pitch up from Mars? Favourite Books: The Harry Potter books, Twilight books, A great and terrible beauty, tales of the otori, Persuasion by Jane Austen and oh my god Bill Bryson's books are hilarious I totally recomend them...I could go on, but I won't. Kids! Kids! Roll your way to childhood obesity. Favourite films: BLADES OF GLORY (where my pen name comes from lol) The Pirates of the caribbean films, Beauty and the beast, a knights tale, hercules, the benchwarmers...mean girls...sweeny todd...erm theres more but I can't think of them atm. Oh yeah the X files films too!! Better to be a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick. It's called a lance. Hello Favourite bands: Forever the sickest kids, MCFLY, We the kings, Paramore, New Found Glory, Fallout boy, plain white ts, arctic monkeys and Elliot Minor..recently got quite into Blink 182 as well. And David Enchilada from American Idol!! Omg he supported McFly when I saw them the other week and he was amazing. I see you got fat. I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl but not hot. Get out of my face! I'll get inside your face! Favourite guys: Danny Jones from McFly, Johnny Depp, especially as Jack Sparrow, Caleb from ftsk and that Michael McIntyre (who I am going to see in September SQUEEE) and Taylor Lautner and Kellan Lutz and Jackson Rathbone. I actually have a list of 25 hot guys, but I wont put them all up lol Ew, you smell like beer. You look like beer. Hey! omg I totally hate Daniel Radcliff and think he's a really bad actor but he actually can act in these two little snippets from the hbp trailer: She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the chosen one But I am the chosen one. And also: Ok, fine you're in love with her. Have you ever actually met her? ...No. Can you introduce us? Oh, Ron. Don't chop at it! It's not a sword! You're not a sword! (¸.•´ (¸. ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. Right, I'll stop quoting now. Bye. Well perhaps just one more. I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flep-flops so I went out and bought army pants and flep flops. (Flep flops is diliberate-thats how she says it) So fetch. Roswell! Roswell! Is it true Jerry Springer's comin' to town? Scully:And what exactly is the scientific nature of the whammy? Chazz: The night is a very dark time for me. Jimmy: It's dark for everyone moron! Chazz: Not for alaskans and dudes with nightvision goggles! Ok, I'm really going now. This is my final quote and its the one that my name is from: Chazz: Why would we wanna step in baby food? Jimmy: Berber. Its a rug. Chazz: What are you the rug doctor? Jimmy: Maybe I am! Chazz: Well I'm the rug master! Ok. Bye. Oh, and before I forget, Seth Clearwater rules. | |||||
1. Moments » reviewsLife is not made up of the amount of breaths you take, but the amount of moments that take your breath away. Moments of Mulder and Scully throughout all nine seasons.X-Files - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-8-09 - Published: 6-11-09 - Mulder, F. & Scully, D.2. Lines of Lightning » reviewsEven pranksters fall in love. Fred Weasley/ Katie Bell, written for HermioneWeasleyFan's 100 stories challenge.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,569 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 12-3-09 - Published: 3-19-09 - Fred W. & Katie B.3. Life according to Lily » reviewsLily Evans keeps a diary of her sixth year at Hogwarts. Mainly concerning, to her eternal regret, one incorrigible James Potter.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-9-09 - Published: 2-7-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P.4. The fine line between love and hate » reviewsThere's a fine line between love and hate- but there's a pretty thick one between love and loathing so she's sure she'll be ok. Lily and Scorpius always hated each other but after a chance meeting six years on could their hate become something more?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 7-26-09 - Lily Luna P. & Scorpius M. - Complete5. The joys of revision reviewsKatie Bell desperately needs to revise, but a certain Weasley twin keeps distracting her.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-9-09 - Fred W. & Katie B.6. Keeping Warm reviewsWhen a race over the Black Lake in the middle of a storm goes wrong Fred and Katie have to take refuge in a cave, and struggle to keep warm.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-29-09 - Fred W. & Katie B. - Complete7. Chatterbox reviewsI talk too much' she says teasingly 'Does that put you off me' Katie Bell is a chatterbox, but what she doesn't seem to realise is that nothing can put George off her GWKB bit of swearing but nothing too majorHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-26-09 - George W. & Katie B.8. Snapshots » reviewsSnapshots of various characters at various times. Written for the shuffle challenge.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 5-5-099. After Sunset »Leah got her happy ending. All she can do now is put it behind her. But with Seth facing a new threat and survivors guilt plaguing her, can she ever move on? Sequel to After Him- probably not neccessary to read that first, but might be best. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,044 - Published: 4-19-0910. After him » reviewsSPOILERS! for breaking dawn. Leah POV: All she wanted to do was imprint. To forget how she felt about Sam. To forget him like Jacob forgot about Bella. To forget Sam like he forgot her. Please read and review! T for language. FINAL CHAPTER NOW UP!Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,310 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 4-3-09 - Published: 8-23-08 - Complete11. Snow day reviewsMalfoy is unamused at the effect of muggle popular culture on his kids.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-2-09 - Draco M. - Complete12. The flat of my back reviewsScully ponders. Intriguing summary, I know.X-Files - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-23-09 - Scully, D. & Mulder, F. - Complete13. Three words reviewsThree little words. That was all she was looking for from him.X-Files - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-23-09 - Scully, D. & Mulder, F. - Complete14. The feel of the rain on her face reviewsThe old man was back again. Every time that Erin walked in to see them together, even if he was staring into the distance whilst holding her hand, she felt as though she was intruding on something intimate, something private.X-Files - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-29-08 - Complete15. Imprint reviewsJared imprints on Kim. His thoughts. R&R but not v good written in class.Twilight - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-08 - Complete16. The Way She Moves reviewsMartin's thought about Melanie when she wants to leave to travel inspired by ftsk song the way she movesAlly's World - Rated: K - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-17-08 - Complete17. An untimely case of the giggles reviewsMulder and Scully get the giggles. Cant think of a good title, any ideas? Stupid little thing that I wrote in the car. Some swearing. Supposed to be kind of funny, but probably not. Oh well! XDX-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-24-08 - Scully, D. & Mulder, F. - Complete18. I think I'm dying reviewsSome final thoughts...X-Files - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-23-08 - Complete19. Its not like I'm jealous reviewsLinn's thoughts on Alfie and RowanAlly's World - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-23-08 - Complete
