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since: 08-16-08, id: 1669202, Profile Updated: 08-19-09
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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

STORY NEWS!! (I know lame name!)

Aug 19 - Gangly Actions has been discontinued due to the lack of ideas and how stupid the idea was. To be honest i got this idea from another story and i may rewrite it sometime in the late future. Sorry to those who enjoyed this story.

Aug 19 - Kunoichi's Pain has been discontinued due to the lack of ideas. This story was supposed to be a thing i worked on between other stories but turned into something completely different. I have caught my self somewhat copying Lady Hanaka's FABULOUS ItaSaku series starting with A Ripple in the Pond. The whole Neji being there and shit. I want an original story line and i apologize to Lady Hanaka for stealing her idea. Hopefully i'll find the time in the future to rewrite this into something a little more...enjoyable. Sorry to those who enjoyed this story.

Must do quiz! I had so much fun...

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Sakura
2. Sasuke
3. Naruto
4. Kakashi
5. Sai
6. Shikamaru
7. Jiraiya
8. Kiba

9. Itachi

10. Tobi (When he sounds stupid)
11. Deidara
12. Sasori

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
O_O I don’t read boy on boy. And I really don’t think Shikamaru would like someone that looked like Ino.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Kakashi is smoking.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Kiba is transsexual? I seriously didn’t know that…if Kiba was pregnant with Sasori’s baby they would keep it?.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Itachi is one of the major people write stories about…who hasn’t read one?

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Sasuke and Shikamaru? No because Sasuke is too emo and Shikamaru is too lazy…case closed.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Maybe five ten. Because Sai will have no idea what’s going on and Tobi is so happy-go-lucky that he will do it with anyone. Sai and Itachi though…that's just wrong. But either way isn't both of the pairings illegal?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Well since Jiraiya is currently working on his next book. He might very much enjoy Sasuke and Sasori having sex…he would probably sit in the chair next to the bed and write down notes.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
What happens when a crazy 300 hundred year old man is chasing after you? Well you fall in love of course. TobiNaru

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Kiba and Sakura are one of the best couples alive! I mean seriously I only read KibaSaku fics and SasuSaku…I think the other stuff is crap. No offense intended.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Erm…ok. “Deathly in Love.” That’s for Jiraiya and Sasori. Cause’ you know Jiraiya dies…but in this story it would all be different. Pein would kill Jiraiya because he was lusting on his man! MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Now…I swear that one is indeed illegal. KakaSaku? Ew. But um…maybe Kakashi is dieing and he has a death wish. Sakura is a very kind person so she grants the wish. O_O.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Erm…I have one friend on this website (That I actually know) and well she read SasuSaku stuff…not Naruto!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nope. Although I have seen some good drawings of One…

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Like I said my friend loves SasuSaku so that would be a big fat YES!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

“Tobi does it good!” Haha. He’s always speaking in third person.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
"Face Down.” you know by…Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Just because Sasuke can be a total jerk…and so he like is very abusive to Sakura. Then Kiba is all like ‘do you feel like a man when you push her around.’ So yea.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning Threesome! Our dear cherry blossom finds she can’t kill Sasori and Shikamaru pops out of nowhere…they get freaky.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"I’ve been watching you all through your life. You turn me on.” I have no idea. It’s simply wrong to me. I mean seriously…they are related. Tobi and Sasuke means a toilet full of puke.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

I always knew Uchiha’s were gay…ever since Itachi started to hit on me. And when I saw Kiba and Sasuke get together I was like…it’s about time Sasuke expresses his TRUE feelings.

20) How emo is Seven?

Jiraiya is far from emo. But I guess if he wasn’t able to go peeping in the bath houses…he would be 10/10 emoness!


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1. Akatsuki's Little Girl » reviews
My name is Nagato Sakura. As a Genin, I made a promise; to protect Naruto. I wouldn't let the life be sucked out of him. The only thing standing in my way is my family, the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,700 - Reviews: 135 - Updated: 10-29-09 - Published: 7-28-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
2. Kunoichi's Pain » reviews
Discontinued until further notice; due to lack of ideas.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,102 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 9-9-09 - Published: 1-11-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
3. Saving Us » reviews
“I’m going to save you, you watch. I’m not going to let you die. Not now, not ever.” Those were the last words he spoke to her before she found herself in another world. There people she loved were alive and she went to this place called high school.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,623 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-28-09 - Published: 7-22-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
4. Gangly Actions » reviews
Discontinued until further notice; due to lack of ideas.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 10-26-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
5. Demons, Vampires, Witches OH MY » reviews
When 4 worlds connect what will happen, Konaha is also at the same time in danger! Will these new guests help or betray? Heads will start rolling...literally. Cross between Naruto,Inuyasha, Harry Potter, and Twilight. Some pairings. Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,590 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 3-7-09 - Published: 8-30-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
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