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Author has written 11 stories for Twilight.

About me:

Name: Nicole Monteiro

My Email: Gilmore_girl_4ever@yahoo.com

My Fiction Press: www.fictionpress.com/~iamswitzerland101

Pictures to Time for Forever: http://s805.photobucket.com/albums/yy334/Playboy_princess101/

Btw: when you click on the link above go to my other album Time for Forever and that's where all the pictures are. :)

Age: Turning ? in August!

Hair: A little darker than a penny, fluffy, curly, and a mess!

Eyes: Hazel/Dark green

Height: 5’7, but shrinking

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PLEASE READ:

I have noticed that many of you believe I am from Switzerland because of my username, I am NOT from Switzerland, my username means that I am on TEAM Switzerland; meaning I love werewolves, and vampires all the same, BUT I LOVE EMBRY MORE! Mwahaha! LOL

I have an unhealthy obsession with the Twilight Saga. It is so bad that I keep calling my dad Charlie, my best friend Alice, my mom Renee, my annoyingly pestering friend Mike, my blonde guy friend Jasper, my crush Embry (I love Embry more than ANYONE in Twilight), my other best friend Rosalie, and my brother Emmett.

Conversations:

Ok so I’m sitting outside my school with all my friends waiting for my dad, when Ruben, my friends boyfriend, starts telling us this story.

Ruben: So I was 11 and I was walking down the street once with my uncle, and my uncle is shorter than I am, about 5’3, but he is in the army and he’s all buffed out. So anyway we’re walking and this van pulls up to us and asks us if we little boys wanted to get into his car and get ice cream. My uncle has this full beard right, so he turns around and says, “Excuse Me?” and then the guy goes all white and races off. Best experience of my life, man.

Me: So, you basically almost got kidnapped from a Michael Jackson wannabe, and your uncle looks like a cabbage patch kid?

Ruben: Well…yeah, basically.

Me: Ok just clearing that up.

Ok so I was sitting all peacefully on my bed re-reading certain parts of Breaking Dawn, when my dad comes in and says:

Dad: Have you seen my glasses?

Because he needs them to read unlike me.

Me: No??

He rummages through my laundry because weirdly they were there last time?? I didn’t even know why he needed them NOW. It was midnight shouldn’t the old man be asleep? Well obviously NO. So this is last night and I am all confused and stuff cause it late, and I’m totally out of it, not to mention I was sick. He looks at me again and then looks back down, but does a double take and asks:

Dad: Are you reading the Bible?

He asked really surprised right, I look down even more confused and just stare at the book in my hands. It’s Breaking Dawn, and it doesn’t have the cover on it so it’s all black like his bible. He looks at it again noticing my confused look, and I JUST got what he meant.

Dad: Oh, never mind.

He said it all disappointed and then he was leaving, slamming the door angrily. I burst out laughing because I always tell my dad Twilight is the bible to me and he thought BD was the bible. So the walls are REALLY thin right? So I holler in laughter saying:

Me: Yeah, Dad, it’s the Bible. The all mighty powerful Twilight Bible!

I’m cackling at this point, and I follow him into his room still laughing and he looks at me all serious and says:

Dad: That’s not funny. You SHOULD be reading the bible.

Me: But this IS the Bible, the TWILIGHT bible.

And I hold up BD and just roll on the floor of his room laughing, and then I tell my mom she’s like:

Mom: …

I leave and then read BD again.

Me: So dad how did you like Twilight

I asked my dad this after I made him read Twilight for me.

Dad: Eh, it was pretty good

Me: So, who do you prefer?

Dad: Jacob

I just burst out laughing and tell all my friends that my dad choose Jacob.

Underlined= My all time favorites.

I LOVE:

Writing, Reading

Playing Softball, and Swimming

Dancing and Singing

Hanging out with my besties!

FAVORITE BOOKS:

Twilight

New Moon

Eclipse

Breaking dawn

Just Listen

The truth about forever

Speak

The Clique series

Laurie Faria Stolarz books

Blue is for Nightmares series

Love is Hell

ANIME

Fruits Basket

Inuyasha

Ouran high school host club

MANGA:

Fruits basket

Inuyasha

Me and my brothers

Absolute boyfriend

Ouran high school host club

Kasume

Rosario Vampire

MUSIC:

Avril Lavigne, , Deftones, Katy Perry, Jonas bro's., flyleaf, paramore, lil' mama, bowling for soup, Selina Gomez, Sara Bareilles, natasha bedingfield, beyonce, eminem, evanescence, fall out boy, the fray, taylor swift, linkin park, my chemical romance, barry manilow, neyo, kids on the block, outkast, panic! at the disco, , pink, plain white t's, prince, red hot chili peppers, red jumpsuit apparatus, jordan sparks, t-pain, taking back sunday, timbaland, justin timberland, rilo kiley, u2, carrie underwood, weezer, will.i.am, we the kings.

MOVIES:

Twilight!

Dirty deeds, Meet the Spartans, I love rocky balboa (all of them), godfather 2, princess diaries, scary movie 1, 2, 3, 4, Inuyasha movie 1, 2, 3, 4, I love every Milo Ventimiglia movie’s, epic movie, the love guru, and don’t mess with the Zohan, click, white chicks, picture this, super hero movie, the ruins, the girl next door (true story, scary), all Madiea family movies, 27 dresses, 300, Alvin and the chipmunks, are we done yet, ,balls of fury,blonde and blonder, bad Santa, bring it on 1, 2, 3, 4, fear, click, cutting edge 2, disturbia, enchanted, all disney movies, game plan, hairspray (older version), hot fuzz ,juno, jumper, license to wed, mad money, mr. beans holiday, not another teen movie, over her dead body, Saw 3, shrek 1, 2, 3, simpsons movie, spongebob square pants movies, super bad, Sydney white, house bunny, enchanted, underdog, casablanca, and all the old classics. Plus SO many more.

T.V.:

Gilmore girls

Inuyasha, Hereos, Family guy, futurama, biggest loser, big brother, american idol, america's got talent, goerge lopez, fairly odd parents, spongebob, secret life of an American teenager, and more but I can’t think!

Here are some links to my favorite pictures.

Check this out:

http://fc11.deviantart.com/fs31/f/2008/212/5/2/team_switzerland_by_mylescarlyle.jpg

Twilight: http://filmonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/twilight1.jpg
Gilmore Girls: http://www.home.no/martini-thats-me/Gilmore_Girls2.jpg
Heroes http://www.dmitrylinkov.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/heroes-cast-3.jpg
Ouran High School host club: http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n137/Sailorbelltemarispirit/Ouran20High20School20Host20Club/thehost.jpg
Inuyasha: http://www.animint.com/encyclopedie/base/image/i/inuyasha.jpg
Friuts Basket: http://anime.mikomi.org/images/sized/400/600/471.jpg

Embry Call: http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff283/werewolfgirl88/Sigs/EmbryCallSigg888.jpg

I AM SWITZERLAND!
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/JACOB--BELLA-AND-EDWARD-twilight-series-654681_480_384.jpg

I love you-Bella, Edward
That's why were here-Edward, Bella
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Bella-Swan--Edward-Cullen-lion-and-lamb-630929_608_790.jpg

My favorite lines from Twilight-Breaking dawn

"HOW DARE YOU IMPRINT ON MY BABY!!"-Bella

"YOU STUPID MUTT!"-Bella

Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"

Emmett: "Oooo, scary."

Emmett: "See hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you."

Emmett: "...and then I saw her."

Edward: "He has one of the purest, sincerest, kindest minds I've ever heard." (reffering to seth clearwater)

Bella: "I am eighteen forever."

Jacob: "Does my being half-naked bother you?"

Jacob black phrase: Once you go black you never go back.

In my mind Edward loves me, Alice is my BFF, and Jake wants me.

Most all the sayings, quotes, are not originally mine they belong to various authors profiles which you can find on my favorite authors list.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

...Put this onto your profile if you would do that for someone you cared about.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:


When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"


If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

You're supposed to bold the ones that you are...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (I Love You Carlisle!)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich .
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I love you Embry!)

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (EDWARD!!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

All of the following describes me. I Copied this from someone else.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

" If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

If you cried in Eclipse when Jacob ran away copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE Embry! copy and paste onto your profile.

IF YOU MAKE RANDOM FISHY FACES AT PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

IF IGGY'S YOUR LITTLE BLIND PYRO COOKER COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOLD TO STOP GROWLING AT YOUR TEAM MATES COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU JUST GROWLED AT NOTHING TWO SECONDS AGO AND SLAPPED YOURSELF KISSED IT AND BROKE DOWN DANCING COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOU PROFILE

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (And cracks. And desks. And chairs. And loose floorboards. And door frames. And air. And...)(I'm worse than Bella, really.)

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile ( The teacher always said "Don't lean back in your chair". But did I listen? NO.)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Not down. Up.)

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile (People that see me probably think I'm abused. I walk into doors like a normal person drinks water. It's like I'll die if I don't)

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile. (OMG! I did that in P.E. and people were like WTF?!)

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. (Run, Forrest, Run!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?," copy this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF YOUR HOUSE AND STUCK THE LANDING AND BOWED FOR YOUR BROTHER (or sister) AND RAN AWAY COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

If you are on Fan Fiction everyday either writing or reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't like certain classic stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, put this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! (So just because I'm small and a little... off, does that make me not a human? The injustice!!)

If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you’re single then paste this in your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you have ever run into a sliding glass door because you didn't see it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile. (In New Moon when Bella was hearing Edwards voice, I could totally hear it also. It ROCKED!)

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI (still don’t get it)

If you're super pale...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. (Does this mean I'm pathetic? On second thought, don't answer that.)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biogrophies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you start dancing ballet in the middle of a party when you have never had lessons before. Crazy is when you spend over half an hour writing the names of various Twilight characters on your bathroom mirror in lipstick. Crazy is bugleing from a moving car at everyone that you see, when you don't even play the bugle. Crazy is standing in the middle of Disneyland and screaming out loud I am Sparta. Add something crazy you have done to the list, and copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

Things I felt I should repost. Warning: May cause tears.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

TWILIGHT SHIRT SAYINGS!!

(Just because some of these bash Jacob doesn't mean I love him any less. I just think they are funny.)

Team Alice! Because my brother buys me expensive Italian sports cars for babysitting his human.

Jacob? I'd hit that... with a silver Volvo.

Vampires have no souls
Ginger kids have no souls
There fore Edward Cullen is a ginger kid!

TEAM MIKE: He actually ages!

Team Emmett, you can ride his jeep all day long!

Team Cullens they play baseball with music by Muse

I'm a vampire, i would bite you but I'm wearing lipgloss!

Have you've seen this dog? insert pic of jacob

Screw Prince Charming, Mr Darcy and Edward Cullen! GIVE ME JASPER!!

Jasper and Emmett - how could you NOT do them?

And so the LION kicked DOG'S ass.

Jacob Black is to sexy for his shirt.

See Spot sit

See Spot run

See Jacob... half naked?

Who want's a puppy anymore!? Get me a SETH!

JACOB BLACK

Hot-blooded male with an aversion to clothing.

Team Jacob! Because a space heater has more potential than a rock.

Team Jacob! He left his paw prints on my heart.

Team Jasper! It's sexy to be chill.

Team Jacob! Once you go BLACK you never go back.

Team Edward! Because real men sparkle.

Team Jacob! I like my men with a pulse, thanks

Team Embry, cause he is just fucking HOT!!

Team Newton because I can’t decide between a werewolf and a vampire. (Hence Team Switzerland!)

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

All quotes from here down are researched, or looked up, by me.

“In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.”

- shing xiong

“Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.”

-Randall G Leighton

“When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.”

- Unknown

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”

- Dr. Seuss

"I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry."

- Unknown

“Live with no excuses and love with no regrets.”

- Montel

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

- Erica Jong

“As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your heart broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend or maybe even fall in love with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and love like you've never been hurt. Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. you just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to you and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don't be afraid to take chances or fall in love and most of all, live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back.”

- Unknown

“Somewhere, someone, dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life worth while, so remember that when you are lonely someone somewhere is thinking of you.”

- Unknown..

“Whatever happens, happens!”

- Unknown

“As you grow up,
you learn the difference
between falling in love
and holding hands.
kissing doesn't always
mean something,
promises can be broken
as quickly as they were made,
and sometimes,
goodbyes really are forever...”

- Unknown

“Believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.”

- marylin monroe

“People are going to disappoint you. I get that. I kind of EXPECT that.”

- Icon

“Pain is good...it just doesn't feel that way at first.”

“Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies.”

~Erich Fromm

“A friend is the one bailing you out of jail, but a best friend is the one in there saying "Man that was fun!"

"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you."
- Elbert Hubard

“Love doesn't make the world go 'round.
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.”
~ Franklin P. Jones

“I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.”
- Stephen Bishop

“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”
- Ashleigh Brilliant

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”

“I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.”
- Groucho Marx

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”

“It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.”

“Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.”

“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”

“Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!”

“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.”

“There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.”

"I am Switzerland."

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1. Time for Forever » reviews
Lucy, and Annabelle Cameron are sick of being abused by their step-mother, so they leave Oregon, and move to La Push. What happens when the life they had is changed? Lucy is resistant and Paul is pissed, what's new? Rated T for cussing, and mild innuendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,815 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 9-25-09 - Published: 11-8-08 - Paul
2. The Kiss reviews
One kiss with Edward Cullen. Now it's your turn to be Bella Swan. Rated K
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-13-09 - Edward - Complete
3. After All She's Been Through » reviews
Embry Call is in love with his best friend Vanessa Skye, but she has just moved to another state, will she come back? And if she does what happened to her that has her broken inside. EmbryxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,464 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-13-09 - Published: 9-29-08 - Embry
4. Shouldn't Feel This Way reviews
Embry knew he shouldn't feel this way, Quil would be devastated when he found out, but it didn't matter. All that mattered was her. Embry/Claire. The should have been imprint. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-15-09 - Embry & Claire - Complete
5. Till Dawn New and Improved reviews
Sixteen year old Allison Snow's mother had just died in birthing comlication's and now she has to take care of her baby brother Mitchy, but she's not alone. What happens when a certain werewolf imprints on her? Seth OC. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-2-09 - Seth
6. Poems, Roses, and Ribbons reviews
Sequel to It's Over. Leah remenises about when Embry told her about the imprint. One-shot for now, might be a sequel story. If you didn’t read It's Over one-shot then I can almost guarantee that this will not make sense at all.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-1-09 - Leah & Embry - Complete
7. It's Over » reviews
One-shot about Leah and Sam after Breaking Dawn. What secret did Sam keep from Leah? Who is it that imprinted on her? Why did Sam not tell her the truth? Summary is bad, story is good. Please R&R! Please read AN. Sequel shot available now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-1-09 - Published: 12-28-08 - Leah & Sam - Complete
8. What Alice Thinks » reviews
This is what Alice thinks about Edward’s decision to move, and leave Bella. One-shots. More Alice moments coming soon! Now updated with What Alice Thinks about Edward's desicion to go to The Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-25-09 - Published: 10-26-08 - Alice
9. The Best Day reviews
Story relates to what Leah was thinking when she was at her father’s—Harry Clearwater’s—funeral. LeahXHarry One-shot/Rated K
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-12-09 - Leah & Harry - Complete
10. Battered and Bruised reviews
You left me battered and bruised, And yet I still love you.--A random poem I wrote. Heart break and pain this poem is about any one in the Twilight series YOU that want it to be. If you have ever had a heart break then you can relate. Rated K.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-5-08 - Complete
11. What Werewolves are Thankful for reviews
Basically a short thanksgiving one-shot on what werewolves shape-shifters are thankful for on thanksgiving. A bit of fluff, but over-all a good story
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-27-08 - Leah - Complete
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